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    Hermione Granger is very good at control. Her career. Her intellect. Her life. Everything really.

    Her sex life? Less so — especially after Ron Weasley leaves her with a long list of things she was made to feel ashamed of wanting. So she writes a list. Hermione's Kinky Sex List. And it is absolutely not meant to be found by Draco Malfoy — her long-time rival, and inconveniently attractive candidate for the same promotion.

    Unfortunately, he finds it anyway. More unfortunately: he offers to help her complete it.

    What begins as an ill-advised arrangement between rivals becomes something deeper, and far more dangerous than either of them planned. And the list is only the beginning.

     

     

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    22 Jan 2026

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    Step One: Don’t touch anything cursed.
    Step Two: Ignore Theo when he says, “It’ll be fine.”
    Step Three: Try not to hex your partner, even if he’s Draco Malfoy.

    When a supposedly “inactive” tomb starts leaking ancient magic, the Department of Artefact Retrieval sends its best cursebreaker, Hermione Granger accompanied, as always, by her (questionably) helpful and chaotic partner: Theo Nott.
    Unfortunately, they also send Draco Malfoy.
    Follow the three dummies into a cursed mess involving magical plagues, crumbling tombs, undead guardians and far too many near-death experiences.

     What could possibly go wrong?
    (Everything. The answer is everything.)

     Starring:
    Theo: having the time of his life.
    Draco: annoying the golden girl is his favourite form of foreplay.
    Hermione: just trying to survive the mission… and Malfoy.

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    20 Jan 2026

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    Hermione Granger has enough to deal with: a prestigious Ministry position, werewolves acting oddly across Europe, an itch to duel everything in her path, and a bitter ex-boyfriend to Boot (pun intended). The last thing she needs is the infuriating presence of Draco Malfoy everywhere she goes. He’s been blissfully absent for nine years and can please proceed to disappear again.

    Draco Malfoy has enough to deal with, too, thank you very much: a resentful father stripped of his titles, a Potion Masters' Guild that won’t give him the time of day, a charity operating from his cellar, and a chaotic best friend with a web of secrets he cannot possibly parse. The last thing he needs is Hermione Granger popping up everywhere he goes and driving him to madness.

    A slow-burn Dramione epic in which two indifferent former enemies face their own abundant issues and each other, reluctantly fall in love, and save the world once or twice along the way.

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    17 Jan 2026

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    “if i knew it all then, would i do it again?”

    a story in which the bastard daughter of the heir to the Iron Throne with no ambition or lust for power won the heart of a man who could never stop wanting, even when the price was far too high

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    07 Jan 2026

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    Hermione has traveled back in time to save a desolate future—a future she remembers nothing of. All she has are the Doctrines. The first?

    Draco Malfoy Must Die.

    Forced to live at Malfoy Manor, as the golden ticket to a temporary ceasefire between The Order and the Magic is Might Regime, she treads on shaky ground.

    Draco Malfoy thought they had everything figured out. They had a plan. Now Granger is… not Granger? Fearing she’s been intercepted by even darker forces, he navigates showing her the blackest parts of himself so his enemies see where his loyalty lies.

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    07 Jan 2026