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It's not that Jaina doesn't like dogs, really. She's just terrified. She probably should have mentioned that before she and Sylvanas really started to seriously date.
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Lirath survives the Second War, but the Third still demands the life of a Windrunner. Sylvanas lives, but at a price- taken captive by the Lich King. But Windrunners will always endure, and when she is freed, they will take Azeroth by storm.
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Sylvanas see a little too much of herself in a bear.
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All Jaina wanted to do was study, and keep her familiar from eating everything he could get his paws on. All Sylvanas wanted to do was serve her homeland, and maybe strangle the Prince. But a chance meeting between the two will not only change those goals, but their very fates.
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It's the morning after the ill-fated escapade with the infused wine. Sylvanas is not happy.
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The Times Jaina Accidentally Got Her Gf High by useless_lesbean
Fandom: World of Warcraft
06 Jun 2019
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Five Times Rumi Was Hit By a Bus (and one time where she is hit again, just for good measure) by tenderlumberjack
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
25 Sep 2025
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Rumi had learned a long time ago that her body was… more resilient than the average human. She wasn't invincible. Her body still bent and broke and popped and bled in an irritatingly human way sometimes. However she tended to heal at a supernatural rate. A broken arm healed in a matter of minutes. A gash closed over in a handful of seconds. The honmoon helped to speed up the healing of its hunters, but not to this level. Not to this extreme.
Still, the first time Rumi gets hit by a bus she is immensely grateful that 1) it is her and not one of her girls that was hit, 2) her demon healing has already started to repair her snapped spine as she careens through the air and 3) that Zoey and Mira are still in the alley way and won't have to watch this happen.
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- Part 1 of Polytrix Palate Cleansers
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10 Jan 2026
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In hindsight, it should have been obvious. The way Rumi refused to go to the bathhouse, her bizarre relationship with Celine, this whole thing with the Saja Boys? Mira prided herself on reading people, and she felt stupid for not seeing it sooner. The pieces were all there, just waiting to be put together.
Rumi was gay.
The night after the joint signing with the Saja Boys, Mira went to confront Rumi about her ongoing weird behavior. Instead of letting hurt feelings drive the conversation, Mira took a minute to try and figure out what might be wrong. Unfortunately, she came to the completely wrong conclusion.
Misunderstandings ensue. They talk it out.
For better or worse, everything changes.
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- Part 2 of it gets dumber
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18 Oct 2025
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godspeed to all you're after (they lied when they said the good die young) by nirav
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
02 Oct 2025
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Ryu Rumi enters the world like a storm, with a howl that rattles the Honmoon.
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five times the honmoon holds onto rumi, and one time it doesn't
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02 Oct 2025
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[A video from the official Huntrix channel announcing the dates for a new five-stop Korean tour starting at Gyeongju. The video starts with a black screen on which the words 'Comeback' in rainbow letters fade into view, before it cuts to footage of Huntrix performing several of their songs including Golden, I'm Outta Here, How It's Done, and their latest single What It Sounds Like. A clip is shown of Huntrix throwing finger hearts to the camera while Rumi says "See you guys soon!" and then the tour dates are displayed before the video ends.]
-HUNTRIX IS BACK??? ARE THE WORST 3 MONTHS OF MY LIFE OVER???
-huntrix is coming….to gyeongju…..? huntrix is coming to my hometown….?? I COULD GO SEE HUNTRIX LIVE??????
--if you can get tickets lol
---buddy you Do Not Want To Know what i will do to get tickets to this
They've cleared up the leftover demons in Seoul, the Rainbow Honmoon seems to be really working out, and their three month hiatus is over. Things in Rumi's life seem to be going pretty good. What better way to get back into the swing of things than a mini tour?
Now if only she could work out why Mira and Zoey are being so weird about wanting to kiss her.
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21 Sep 2025
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How do you love a cursed thing?
Celine hopes, and she hopes more, and prays at Mi-yeong's grave, hoping vainly that one day Rumi will wake up and be freed from her affliction. Not so that she'll feel better about raising the contradiction to her duty, but so that Rumi can live her own life freely.
Every day, she prays. Every day after, Rumi smiles at her with covered arms. Every day after that, Celine grows just a little more strict.
She pulls Rumi out of her local private school, teaches her lessons personally, finds vocal coaches who'll meet Rumi at the estate. She limits what the world sees of her, stops taking her to awards shows, drills privacy and caution and fear into her, and tries not to feel guilty when Rumi strives more and more for perfection, for a chance to prove herself.
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OR: Celine and Rumi, throughout the years (with a sprinkle of how a potential Celine redemption could play out)
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13 Sep 2025