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Stan needs to get to Oregon. You need to get to California. He has a car. You have a cunt.
(Avril voice) Can I make it any more obvious?
Don't worry. He'll take you out to dinner first. (But he's not paying)
(Or Pre-Postcard Mullet Stan meets you in a bar and you find out you’ll never need anyone else. Except it’s never that easy)
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08 Apr 2026
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For a moment you think this is it. Stan's going to shake your hand, nod politely, and wish you luck. Then he's going to meander on over to the next table and make the next woman laugh even harder than you had.
But he doesn't. Instead, Stan steps around the table, places one tentative hand on your bicep, and leans down close.
“Hey, uh—You wanna get outta here?” he whispers.
(You meet Stan Pines at a Speed Dating event. Your night goes much better than anticipated.)
(Now with a transmasc!Reader version in Chapter 2! See notes for details.)
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- Part 2 of old man porn! (and non-porn)
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10 Mar 2026
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After being expelled from an American school, you are relocated to Hogwarts for your seventh year. Two nights before commencement, you meet a tall, dark stranger in a local pub. Passions flair, and the two of you find yourselves entangled in a heated one night stand.
Only afterwards, when you reach your new school, do you find out the stranger is your Potions Master, Severus Snape.
Despite your professor’s guilt and reluctance, the two of you are drawn to each other, both in body and mind. A hesitant friendship begins...but neither of you are happy just being friends.
A Severus Snape x Reader romance.
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29 Jan 2026
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Lucy's worst choices occur when she wants to pursue the stupid moral principles imparted in the Vault, according to the Ghoul. Could it be different this time?
(A single-chapter of an extremely long fancomic — and a lot of porn)
EDIT: UK users couldn't visualize the comic because it was hosted by Imgur. I used another host now, let me know if you can read it!Series
- Part 5 of Ghoulcy one-shot fan comic collection
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22 Jan 2026
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More than a decade after the Na’vi repelled the human invasion, the sky people have returned and they’re here to stay. Miles Quaritch has awoken with the size, strength, and speed of a recombinant avatar body and his sights are set on Jake Sully, leader of the Na’vi insurgency. He only needs to find him.
Petra Hart interned at Hell’s Gate fifteen years ago, a prodigy of Dr. Augustine who was one of the few humans chosen to stay on Pandora. Determined to defend her home, she will stop at nothing to make up for being locked in a jail cell during the last war, unable to fight.
When Petra is taken by the recombinants of Project Phoenix while desperately defending Sully’s children, Quaritch convinces her to ride along with them in search of the Sully family. He wields an ultimatum she never knew existed: her avatar, brought from earth. That, of course, and threat of death. Petra agrees. She can buy Sully time. She only hopes it is enough.
Completed. This is an enemies-to-lovers romance between OC Petra Hart and recombinant Miles Quaritch that sprinkles in a redemption arc.
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11 Jan 2026