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“Good morning. This is Agent Park Jongwoo with the National Tax Service,” Seungmin drones, launching into his all-too familiar script.
There's a long moment of silence.
Then, out of nowhere, the voice on the other end of the line says, “MrrrrrRRROWWWW.”
(or: phone scammer kim seungmin gets more than he'd bargained for)
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05 Nov 2025
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[KISS HIM - SUCCESS RATE: LOW 3%
-1 IT'S NOT THE RIGHT TIME YET
-1 HE HAS A BOYFRIEND
-1 HE'S YOUR DEAD BEST FRIEND'S BROTHER
-1 HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU
-1 HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU LIKE YOU LOVE HIM].
FAILED! You scare him away, trying to kiss him. The next day he leaves you and your game company.
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[RELOAD THE GAME]
Bookmarked by cie1ito (waywardninja)
15 Jul 2025
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Junior Detectives! (The Case of Mo Xuanyu) by CheekyBrunette
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Jan 2025
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Mr. Mo’s expression did nothing to help his case. He looked extremely stressed whenever Zizhen started questioning his upbringing, and he often flubbed his answers. “Maybe I was homeschooled,” he posited.
“Were you?” Zizhen pressed.
“... I don’t know.”
“You don’t know?! You can’t remember if you went to elementary school or stayed home?”
“My memory is bad!” Mr. Mo insisted.
“You have an eidetic memory!”
Mr. Mo scratched his nose shyly. “Eidetic… photographic… something like that.”
“So then what did your classroom look like?!” Zizhen asked.
Mr. Mo smacked the whiteboard with his expo marker, forcing the students to refocus on the notes he had written. “Hydrogen bonding,” he said pointedly. “A dipole-dipole attraction. If you’re not about to tell me which three elements hydrogen can bond to in this manner, then your hand should not be raised.”
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(AKA: The one where Wei Wuxian uses the pseudonym "Mo Xuanyu" for reasons yet to be revealed, and the junior detectives solve a case each chapter while investigating their chemistry teacher.)
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24 Jun 2025
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Minho doesn't know much in general, but of one thing he is certain;
Kim Seungmin needs to die.
The fact that he's his soulmate is only a minor inconvenience in the matter.
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- Part 1 of Houston, I have so many problems
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Bookmarked by cie1ito (waywardninja)
13 Jun 2025
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"For 5,000,000 won," Jungkook interjects, "I will gladly lead your lover on a safe journey to the afterlife."
They don't seem to like his offer. "If I give you 10,000,000 won, will you protect him from the threat of death instead?"-----
Jungkook is a hellhound. Retired. Free. He begins the process of joining the human world when he hits a hiccup. Entering a new contract, he moves in with BTS and becomes their bodyguard. Money is money, but eventually it becomes less about the money and more about the people themselves as he swears to protect them all.- Language:
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04 Jun 2025
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i might die if this fic remains unfinished