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You scramble backwards until you hit a wall, making a high pitched noise of distress at the realization of just how trapped you are. Riddler laughs at you, drawing a gun from his waistband. Your breath hitches, knowing this is it, this is where it ends for you. You close your eyes and wait for the perceived inevitable that never comes. You open them.
Riddler is holding the gun against his crotch, barrel pointed at you. He's using his other hand to prop himself up against the wall, looking down at you. Trapping you.
"Open."
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Stealing Oreos From The Doctor by weredogboy
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
19 Sep 2020
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Stone doesn't get surprised by many things, working with the doctor for as long as he has does that to you. However he really wasn't expecting to ever walk into work and find a child in the lab, and even more so wasn't expecting him to be Robotnik's.
And sometimes you just need to steal some of your boss's cookies to eat with his kid.
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Adequate Coffee Choices by weredogboy
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (2020), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
23 Jul 2020
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Stone needs more coffee and runs out for some, and meets a rather strange but pretty man
aka the obligatory coffee au
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doubled over by ratsplendor
Fandom Phineas and Ferb, Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension (2011)
23 Sep 2024
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23 Nov 2025
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The twin truths of good and evil are so deeply twined in your soul that it's hard to think, sometimes; better not to think--it's easier to just do what they tell you, to be what they tell you to. Better to ignore that tiny seed of doubt, every time the object of your hatred does something that almost makes you want to love--goddammit, don't think that word. Don't think about it. Don't.
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Bookmarked by weredogboy
19 Nov 2025
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Proselytization (n): The act of converting from one belief, doctrine, cause, or faith to another.
Perry used to believe he and Heinz operated at two completely different ends of the spectrum. That was years ago. Now that the balance has shifted, he supposes he should have seen their inevitable convergence from miles away.
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Bookmarked by weredogboy
16 Nov 2025
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The Investigative Agency Without a Cool Acronym by DesdemonaKaylose
Fandom Phineas and Ferb, The Maltese Falcon (1941)
01 Oct 2016
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Bookmarked by weredogboy
16 Nov 2025
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Heinz is helped by the boys to make some giant robots, and Perry's thinking this is all a little too familiar for comfort.
Bookmarked by weredogboy
15 Nov 2025