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    Hermione Granger has bigger things to worry about than Draco Malfoy.

    She's overworked and underpaid; she’s juggling newly un-Obliviated parents, rapidly dwindling romantic prospects, and unfathomable mountains of medical debt.

    But when Malfoy begins to disappear on Sunday mornings, returning in muggle clothes, smelling faintly of candle smoke, Hermione just can't seem to convince herself that it's none of her business.

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    24 Dec 2025

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    When Bucky was rescued from Hydra, Steve took him to Avenger's Tower and the two of them started right back up where they'd left off. Things were going well, until Natasha started gossiping.

    Bucky couldn't believe he hadn't noticed before.

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    20 Dec 2025

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    For someone he'd hero-worshipped for so long, Steve Rogers in the flesh is a pretty big disappointment. For one thing, he keeps looking at Tony as though he reminds him of someone else, and even if he never says anything, Tony's pretty sure it's his father. A lifetime of not measuring up to Howard's expectations is more than enough, thank you very much, and he's certainly not going to make an effort to live up to any of Steve's. Steve's pretty clearly failed to live up to his expectations, in any case, and that's not hypocritical at all.

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    20 Dec 2025

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    “I would kill for a martini,” Natasha commented as they entered the Gala. Her dress was sleek, black, and off the shoulder, and Tony knew it to be an early birthday present from their parents. She’d torn a page out of a magazine a month ago, that dress displayed on a model, and stuck it to her bedroom door, so they’d see it in the hall.

    “You can kill as much as you like,” Tony replied, “you’re still underage.”

    She laughed. “Like that ever stopped you. Rhodey told me you got wasted before you were even my age.”

    “Rhodey’s a snitch.” Still, he relented. “I’ll sneak you one later.”

    Natasha grinned up at him. “I knew you were my favourite brother for a reason.”

    “I’m your only brother.”

    “Then wouldn’t it be depressing if you were my least favourite?”

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    Tony Stark and Natasha Romanoff are siblings. This is how that goes.

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    13 Dec 2025

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    Journalist Hermione is determined to write a brilliant article for every section of The Prophet—even the Sports section. Quidditch player and single father Draco seems like the perfect opportunity, until she accidentally calls him Daddy, and her exclusive interview becomes far more intimate than planned.

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    03 Aug 2025