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A comfortable quiet fell again. Greg’s eyes tracked Loky’s path through the trees, her lead sweeping a mesmerising rhythm between them, and then drifted toward Alex’s profile. His hair caught the thin afternoon light, the grey still threaded through with copper-red, and Greg had the absurd thought that he would be able to spot him anywhere in the forest just by that glimmer alone.
| A dog tramps through the woods, completely unaware of the meta-communication happening above her.
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Though he got there early, Alex wasn’t the first to arrive. As he approached, Greg stood up from the bench he’d been sitting on to greet him. “What’ve you got there, then?” Greg asked curiously.
Alex reached into his black rucksack and nervously held up his decibel meter. “I thought it might be a case of defining our variable. So we know exactly how loud I can go.”
| A little old man learns to shout.
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Alex shows off his new accessory, Greg is nettled.
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Alex introduces his new friend, Greg despairs.
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"Genuinely, I'd prefer it to be a stranger's than someone I know."
"What a shame, after the show, it'll be both."
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Bookmarked by werewolf_weekday
03 Feb 2026
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“And where shall we sleep?” he asked Greg, who alone could see the twinkle in Alex’s eye, the slight smirk that sharpened his usual obsequious grin.
There were only so many options, of course, especially ones that weren’t outright filthy, which was still more Greg’s preferred brand of humour than Alex’s, and he took a moment, luxuriating in the pause as he weighed in his options.
In the end, of course, he really only had one simple choice, and that was to trust his partner, in every sense of the word, to land the bit regardless of what he picked. “That,” he said, pitching it as more of a question to drive the joke home.
“Oh,” Alex teased for just a moment before snapping back to business. “It’s bunk beds, always bunk beds,” he said, showing the camera that both cards were in fact printed with ‘Bunkbeds’.
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- Part 125 of Taskmaster Collection
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30 Jan 2026
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Past a certain point (in the evening, in life), the choice between sleep and masturbation becomes academic.
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30 Jan 2026
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Greg keeps Alex company while he’s sick, and they both discover something about themselves that they’ve spent too much time playing off as a joke.
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30 Jan 2026
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Alex doesn’t know if he’s ever felt this humiliated before in his life, and for him, that’s saying something.
We all know what this one is about.
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24 Jan 2026

