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Five years after the war, Draco Malfoy takes solace in a stable routine. Thanks to his Ministry-mandated job as Wizard Life Community Liaison, he knows the mundane beats of his every week, including which insufferable whack jobs will show up to his fortnightly Town Hall meetings. Everything in his life is boring, safe, and predictable—just the way he likes it.
But when Hermione Granger begins to show up to his Town Hall meetings, Draco’s carefully curated life is turned on its head—no thanks to her infuriatingly clever ideas, and her supposedly revolutionary Quick Quotes Quill.
OR: Hermione Granger gives Draco a special Quill to use for his Town Hall meeting minutes, which transcribes his every erotic thought about the witch.
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Hermione somehow lands the role of Trip Sitter for Draco Malfoy, who is spiralling after jilting his bride.
Chaos ensues.