whimsicalsquawk
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- Homestuck (1)
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In Which A Red-Blooded Mutant Idiot And A Perfectly Ordinary Troll, Having Met Several Months Ago, etc etc by whimsicalsquawk
Fandoms: Homestuck
10 Feb 2020
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There's no such thing as an ordinary day on this two-sweep metallic purgatory, but Karkat's sure this isn't it. Not because of the thousands of dead strangers periodically invading his memories while he sleeps, and only partially because of the psychopaths wandering around this place (looking at you, Serket). In the fugue of monotony plaguing his day-to-day life, he's actually started hanging out with one Dave Strider. Sometimes, he catches himself thinking of him as his *friend*. And worse, enjoying his company.
If someone had asked Dave who he most wanted to live with on a meteor during his adolescence, he would have assumed they were just another troll leaving a pile of awful at his door. If you'd asked him half a year ago when it actually happened, he would have listed his three actual friends, Terezi and maybe that catgirl who kept trying to roleplay with him all the time. He might have laughed if you'd told him Karkat was his best bet, maybe even make fun of it for a few minutes, but he wouldn't actually believe them. In other words, there must be some kind of brain-eating disease on this forgotten weapons facility. Otherwise, he might actually be friends with the most eloquent asshole he's ever met.
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Statement of... Series by SilverWolf7
Fandom Lucifer (TV), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
22 Feb 2025
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Statement of... stories. The main series being called that.
Jon changes the entirety of the future of The Magnus Archives by using therapy as a tool to work through his troubles with communication and Becoming a Fear Avatar with a therapist who knows scary and weird things happen all the time.
Crossover with Lucifer (TV series).
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A Lingering by StardustCoeur (SolivagantSleepyhead)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
19 Dec 2022
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Martin is back in the Institute after his two-week captivity at the hands of Jane Prentiss, and something is very, very wrong.
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07 Dec 2022
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the lion's devotion (the lamb's downfall) by UnfortunatelyObsessed for nerdykai128
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
06 Dec 2021
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Guillermo pauses, eyes wide. He tries to say something. He can’t.
“I killed a man because he made me angry. I have done this— many times.”
“That’s— that’s a mortal sin, you—“
“I do not wish to be absolved. I want to know why. Why do I feel this… this ache where my soul should be?”
Guillermo’s breath shakes as he exhales. The grate is thin, so thin that a determined man could crash through it and wrap hands around his neck, force the life out of him. “You feel guilt.”
“Why now? Why at all? Why— fuck-ing hell.” The last bit comes out as a pained gasp, and Guillermo can see the man’s head duck, his shoulders hunch. “Can we do this outside? It hurts in here.”
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29 Jul 2022
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Martin's Marvelous Misery Marathon by AsTheJayFucks (asthejayflies) for QualifiedMartin, ghostofnoodlewrap
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
18 Oct 2022
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Two weeks after moving into the Archives, Martin is feeling really pent up on a Saturday night and decides to risk a wank‚ thinking that Jon had either (hopefully) already gone home‚ or that he would stay holed up in his office long enough for him to bust out a quick one. It's been a month since his last orgasm‚ surely it won't take that long.
He's wrong on all three counts.
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Or‚ in which i subject Martin to the most excruciatingly mortifying shit i can think of‚ but it's okay actually bc at least he gets a boyfriend out of it by the end :)
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18 Jul 2022
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Dori certainly would not have set off on a quest with twelve hobs if he hadn't thought his bearing years were far behind him. His body, however, has other ideas, and he soon finds himself with one last chance to indulge in everything he's spent a lifetime putting off for the sake of his family.
Or, the one in which Bilbo learns that you ought not to meddle in the (love) affairs of dwarves, for they are subtle and involve group sex.
Series
- Part 1 of The Affairs of Dwarves