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Light blue eyes swept the venue as the agent stepped in, finding their target. Agent Alfred F. Jones reporting for duty. Alfred’s target, as assigned by the CIA, was a supposedly ill-tempered Englishman by the name of Arthur Kirkland. The man was also the CEO of a major tea company, and notorious for hating parties. As seen in the photo, he had slightly ruffled blond hair and green eyes accompanied by a seemingly permanent scowl.
After confirming it was the right person, Alfred sauntered up to Arthur, who was alone in the corner with an empty glass of champagne. Jones was fully intending to use his abundant charisma to charm the man into forking over some valuable information. He slipped another glass of the golden liquid, full this time, into the Brit’s grasp, making sure their hands met ever so slightly. “Why is such a handsome man like you standing all alone in the corner?” Alfred inquired, almost taunting Arthur with prolonged eye contact.
a gift for my friend! thought to post it because, well, why not!
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it's lonely out in space by Likelightinglass
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
20 Mar 2026
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Grace is touch starved.
Rocky can fix.
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- Part 1 of Platonic cuddling
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Bookmarked by whyamievenhere3527
15 Apr 2026
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oh. my. god. THAT WAS SO CUTE!!!!!!!!
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"Second," Max continues, "You're so dramatic, you should have to walk home, actually, if you're going to be–"
"Fine, I will," Charles juts his chin out.
"Fine. I can’t believe I’m in love with someone who likes Cocoa Puffs. I hope you enjoy walking home weighed down by the knowledge that you’re eating trash for breakfast," Max huffs, swiveling the cart around.
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Or, when Max first tells Charles he's in love with him, it's 3 a.m and they're in the middle of the cereal aisle at a 24-hour grocery store. -
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The past couple of days have been a kind of personal hell for Illya, and that was before he was facing the prospect of having to kiss his least favorite coworker.
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- Part 7 of TMFU Ficlets
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Napoleon is the consummate professional. But the man in that room had all the rationality and reason of a mad bull. Given, if the tables were turned, Illya knows he would be half out of his mind with worry. But then again, Illya lost his heart to Napoleon long ago. Napoleon doesn't -- can't possibly -- feel the same about him.
But what else explains this?
Bookmarked by whyamievenhere3527
07 Sep 2025
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TEN OUT OF TEN BEST THING FUCKING EVER
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Your Lips, Your Lips (I Could Kiss Them All Day if You'd Let Me) by fallingintodivinity for ksturf, atributetotheclassicmovies
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015), The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (TV)
12 Feb 2017
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Five times Illya and Napoleon kissed in the name of U.N.C.L.E., and the one time they finally took some initiative.