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    "It's D, Peter. We talked about this."

    “No it’s not, Ned. Because if it were D then I would be wrong and that would put me at a 65% already on this practice exam and we haven’t even gotten through it all. I can’t fail another history exam, Ned! This last one is worth 60% of our grade! If I fail this final then I’ll fail the class and if I fail the class then I’ll be kicked out of school-”

    “You’re top of our year, Peter.” You can almost hear Ned’s eye roll as he talks over Peter.

    “- and if I’m kicked out of school then I’ll be forced to live on the streets exchanging sexual favors for money and I can’t do that, Ned! I wouldn’t even know what to charge- I mean, what’s the street value of a blow job, Ned? Do you know? Because I sure as shit don’t.” At this point Ned is outright giggling over Peter’s theatrics.

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    Or in which Peter uses FRIDAY's system to have a conversation with Ned about AP History while he's sneaking into his super secret snack stash in the kitchen.

    Or in which Peter's spidey senses betray him in the most embarrassing of ways.

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    Teen for swearing.

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    21 Mar 2024

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    “As if you have a date! No one would be able to last longer than 30 seconds before running away from your presence.”

    “As if you could.”

    “I can and I’ll prove it!”

    “Fine!”

    “Fine!” Harry retorted, throwing up his hands in frustration before he stomped away from Malfoy, oblivious to the shocked crowd he left behind.

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    Where Harry and Draco accidentally end up challenging one another to go to the yule ball. Together.

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    03 Jan 2024

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    It's Class 2-A movie night, and Katsuki and Izuku are trying to be friends again. It becomes a comedy of errors of sorts, but a very cute, angst-less one. Including: sign language jokes, inside jokes, and extreme, unexplainable hatred of a chicken.

    [ignores war arc in the manga, set in second year]

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    28 Dec 2023

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    Sick of Harry and Draco's antics, the Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw students ask to organise annual inter-house events to create bonds between the students and stop Harry and Draco from fighting.

    But when the first event ends in a surprising way, they all smell blood and from that point on, trying to set Harry and Draco up becomes something of a new Christmas tradition, much to the boys' chagrin.

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    17 Dec 2023

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    The Eighth year common room has a parrot in it, courtesy of McGonagall and her mad search for interhouse bonding.

    Most of the time, it's just there, until one day it repeats "Potter has a damn fine arse." And the Slytherins know exactly who the parrot's mimicking...

    Draco is not amused.

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    09 Dec 2023