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Draco expected his Eighth Year to be a gauntlet of sneers and isolation—and frankly, he preferred it that way. Because his dorm mate wasn't a Dementor, or worse, his father, and that was the most he could ask for.
He wanted everyone to just leave him the fuck alone.
But then one of Hogwart's lingering ghosts decides to blackmail him to break a generational curse, the Boy Wonder is constantly bugging him for drugs he does not have, he is suddenly responsible for tutoring a shy First Year, Moaning Myrtle is moaning for him a little too much now, and worst of all...
The Golden Girl had to fall prey to a conniving merboy's ulterior motives, and now she's accidentally cursed them both to swap lungs with a mermaid until they find their way out of their slippery situation.
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ORShit hits the fan, and Hermione and Draco realize just how intertwined and wet their Eighth Year will be.
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28 May 2026
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Hermione Granger is determined to attend her best friend’s wedding with a date. Rather than face the ridicule of her surrogate family that is the Weasleys and in order to show up her ex-fiancé, Dean, she resorts to the advice of one Theo Nott to find a last-minute escort. None other than Draco Malfoy.
His dashing good looks and quick-witted charm may win over her family. But will they win over Hermione?
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16 May 2026
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Something Borrowed, Something Found by wehavediscussedit
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Jun 2026
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“Right. Erm… Ron is getting married.”
Malfoy’s brows turned down once more with a puzzled look.
“I’ve heard. Although, I believe his owl must have lost my invitation during its trip,” he said sarcastically.
“And Harry and Ginny think you might want to come as my plus one,” she said, ignoring his comment. She had a plan set in her mind and she just needed to get it all out before she lost the nerve to do so.
Malfoy’s eyes widened but his confused expression did not waver.
“And why would that be?”
Hermione swallowed. “Because I may have told them we are dating.”
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After receiving an invitation to Ron’s two weeklong wedding celebration and having Harry and Ginny shove in her face how very much single and lonely she is, Hermione sees herself lying about her relationship status.
The issue is, she didn’t really think the lie through. And let out – accidentally – that her secret boyfriend is Draco Malfoy. She now must convince Malfoy to pretend to be her doting, loving boyfriend for the two-week event. What she doesn’t know, is that he doesn’t need much convincing.
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16 May 2026
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The solicitor cleared her throat. “Mrs Tonks has named joint magical guardians for Edward Remus Lupin.”
Silence descended upon the room so abruptly that even the ticking of the mantle clock seemed suddenly deafening. Surely this was merely a formality, and she needed to read off the entirety of the will before getting to the part where Hermione inherited some precious old books or other sentimental items.
The witch adjusted her spectacles and read aloud: “Hermione Jean Granger and Draco Lucius Malfoy.”
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13 May 2026
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Hermione Granger’s current favourite book is undoubtedly Agrippan Arithmancy and Its Applications.
… And it’s definitely a book on arithmancy and not a smutty romance novel with a transfigured cover.
Her colleague and cheeky nuisance Draco Malfoy is determined to find out why a book about arithmancy of all things has got her so flustered.
A little bit of book espionage later, and things spiral slightly out of control when Draco and Hermione find themselves sucked into the book. The only way out? Act out all the tropes (and try to not fall in love in the process).
This is a slow burn, sort-of-enemies to lovers fic (they're not really enemies, they just really like annoying each other). It's heavy on dialogue and banter, isn't overly angsty, and is, of course, packed to the brim with all our favourite tropes.
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12 May 2026