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  1. Public Bookmark 39

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    The curtains rise on our favorite domestic couple who are going to put on a little show for their prying meddlesome neighbors. A show-stopping number, a one-of-a-kind cast, and a striking soundtrack bring together the young lovers Frank and Gerard who want nothing more than to piss off the villains in the house next door. Essentially, it’s porn ridden with musical theater similes.

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    23 Apr 2026

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    there’s more to this au…oh im clutching my chest
    they’re sooo in love and soft it’s so sweet to see esp the mentality of like oh someone who struggles w this stuff and is so scared they make it work and they’re so comfortable together and everything. the promise ring. everyone die
    they are SO soft and tender and in love and ops use of comedics is always perfect 😭😭
    also they write sex really hot 🤤

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    Basically, it all starts when his new neighbors move in. Frank didn’t know it was possible to hate two people so much, but they don’t leave him alone! He’d do anything to get them to stop bothering him, which is why he makes a bet with Brendon. It’s the neighbors that lead him to the bet, but it’s the bet that leads him to Gerard.

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    23 Apr 2026

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    oouuaghahsghahahahaghaha clutching my stomach and falling to my knees and dying on impact
    this fic…this ficcccccc…. i don’t think it’s written and explored enough the very real and relatable prospect of being fucking terrified of love, being vulnerable, allowing the opportunity to get hurt, etc. the way that frank is in absolute distress from the moments of experiencing a possible crush to the terrible deep in your gut sorrowful feeling and absolute raw fear and like 5 stages of grief including anger and depression and everything sucks forever😭😭😭 and curling in a ball in your closet so terrified and breaking down crying about how scared you are OUGH!!! what a chore it is to be human but what a reward it is to love!!!
    i was a little here n there w the early on because the characterization i was like hmm w how douchey frank was but it’s like. the reader is meant to misunderstand because of his faux person as well lol. yknow. anywho. once you get past realizing like ohhh this is on purpose from life experiences of fear and stuff (frank i actually understand you so bad in this fic it’s a little sickening)
    it’s like oh he’s the usual sweet funny caring emotional person. and i’m going to blow up this building
    their dynamics ups and downs is very fun to read and their ultimate coming together is the best thing ever and reading when we’re told oh theres voices downstairs immediately i was like oh gerard answered the door to hit shitty neighbors LIKE IT WAS ALL FOR. head in my fucking hands. oh my god i don’t even care. IM EMOTIONAL
    anywho..sniff…side note the prominent character of brendon urie as franks bestie was def new and i cant even lie, hella fun. his characterization was funny as fuck. shoutout this fic brendon 2014 specifically
    helena hathaway you could never let me down

    this fic is just the right kind of emotional rollercoaster w humor and deep cuts and anger that i needed i think….really enjoyed

  3. Public Bookmark 94

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    “Maybe you’ve only fucked losers who don’t know how to make a girl cum.” 

    “Okay, Frankie,” she drawled, and he stifled a choking sound as one of her pale, ring-laden hands grazed down her side. “Tell me how you make a girl cum.” 

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    28 Dec 2025

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    this is prolly the only m/f fic in all my bookmarks lol. it’s gay in my heart
    hot . this fic is hotttt frank knows what he’s doing and they’re obsessed w eachother next question

    read count: 2

    oouuhhh they made a second chapter immssgoohhard
    they’re so in loveeee they’re so silly and funny and lovey and hottt….oouuhagagh i just came

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    Frank Iero, the new English teacher, starts a teachers' book club. Wackiness (and dubious literary analysis) ensues.

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    30 Mar 2026

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    love the characterization, such a silly short fic. would love to see more of this au lol. love how obsessed w eachother gerard and frank are
    their intimacy…blows up
    loved gerard being so dedicated to seeing all franks tattoos and both them really desperate to see eachother naked. actually i liked the way frank said it tho like see how these parts connect to those lmao. the sex scene was peak
    also loved greta’s character and kathy
    also fun detail of mr bart’s named changing in gerard’s inner monologue

  5. Rec 33

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    After a year of domesticated bliss living in their creature-of-the-night friendly condo building, Gerard slowly replaces synthetic blood for a regular diet of Frank.

    It happens so naturally they don't think much about it, until Frank goes away for a week and no one, including Gerard, remembers to feed the vampire.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    my fav author like ever uploaded again guys nobody fucking move
    do nawt read this fic when you’re emotionally vulnerable and just got done crying about ppl you love abandoning you DAMN😭😭😭

    this fic is soooo so so beautiful and yet again touches on such interesting topics/possibilities/whatevah in terms of vampirism and oiuhagah it’s always done so well op always does interesting and real and intimate and hard topics and always handles them so beautifully with the right amount of tenderness and reality and hope. wowwwwwwowowow i seriously seriously adore this fic. i absolutely love bite to break skin the original fic of this series and this is such a fun addition to that even if i don’t remember all the details (and keep accidentally blurring in some ‘black market blood’ fic details in my memory lol) but wow man this fic is beautiful

    i was bawling my eyes out for like a bit over half the fic. waving my hand around vaguely. you understand

    the topics it deals with and the metaphors for other things always so lovely wow i really could lament forever about how op writes omg im so serious
    cannot emphasize how beautiful and heartbreaking and tender and soft and achey this fic is i need everyone to read it (after bite to break skin cuz that’s peak)
    the therapy talk and just recontextualizing and communication and the what does it mean to him? are you just putting words in his mouth? ask him. and the scene of him asking. and. head in my hands. no one is doing it like bigbuttwhatevs on ao3

    the vampire horny in front of everyone + questions was so silly but mikey we are gonna free you man

    the scene around gerard being at therapy (first time mentioned) and returning home to frank asking, the light behind your eyes started playing and i seriously almost jumped bro are we deadass😭😭😭oh that was rough. that song i feel like fits nicely with a lot of this fic

    anywho after all the sad, their tender communicating and loveeee so much love on franks bday and the intimacy and the care and oh my god keels over dead their sex…kills myself. so beautiful
    the epilogue was so sweet and funny too. short and silly, them listing off buncha bs for leaving the house as a clearly running bit they share, gerard being satiated on frank, seeing ray and his gf and brian and being like 😮 and hurrying back inside to giggle UGHHHH!!!!! i love them my chest hurts. you can tell that their relationship is stronger and changed in such a possitive way like it’s been stunted and then rebuilt so strong and in such a way where they’re so much more like. entwined. soul bound idk am i making sense
    idk

    bonus points for tags ass eating as per usual. everyone should get eaten out. i love you op amen LOL

    i really love this fic its so beautiful and full of so much love and care and hope and tenderness and falls over dead. i love you bigbuttwhatevs and your goofy user

    wait bonus bonus i liked this one commenters words: maybe the narratives we create for other people aren’t helpful! Maybe if we ask them how they feel, we will grow!

    also clammin it 🦪🦪🦪