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Protocol Nanny Clone by zoostitcher89
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
08 Dec 2024
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So, the clones are programmed to take care of their Jedi. The problem? The Jedi are pretty much trained to do the opposite. Like. So bad at self-care it's not even funny. So, the clones start coloring outside the lines of their programming. Yoda gets whatever dirt tea his little troll heart desires. Aayla gets foot massages when things get too stressful. But some Jedi can't take a hint. This can lead to totally benign rebellions in rank like the time Ponds made sure Mace's door "malfunctioned" after he'd been awake for seventy-four straight hours. Ahem. But some Jedi. Some. Kriffing. Jedi. Need a little more proactive approach. Enter Obi-Wan and Anakin. They continuously drive their clone soldiers to distraction. Running themselves ragged, refusing treatment for injuries, pulling ridiculous stunts in the field! And the clones, well, they're running out of ideas. One clandestine meeting and a few discrete holonet searches later, they come up with a plan.
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- Part 1 of Caretaker!Clones
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The Little Prince by zoostitcher89 for chancecraz
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
14 Jan 2020
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Generously being allowed to play in chancecraz' sandbox. Inspired by "Of Queens, Knights, and Pawns." Probably won't make much sense unless you've read that fic. Which you should.
A time traveling Leia gives birth to Ben Solo again. She makes the decision she has to for the good of her son.
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Ob'ika by zoostitcher89
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
14 Oct 2019
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After a hard battle Obi-Wan has a hard time winding down. Cody helps.
Otherwise subtitled: I was having a hard time writing my other fic cause I couldn't nail down the dynamic on these two, so I wrote ahead, my hand slipped, and oops, porn happened. You're welcome.
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- Part 2 of Caretaker!Clones
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Jim Kirk has never let a top wrap a collar around his neck. Not ever. And Star Fleet is ok with that, even with him being a Captain, so long as he follows the rules and gets topped regularly. But when he's caught in flagrant violation of this rule, Spock swoops in and snaps Jim up, with a little help from McCoy.
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Bones takes good care of Jim, even when Jim might wish for a less careful guardian and lover. Then Spock happens.
The gratuitous spanking fic you didn't know you wanted. No explicit sex, but male/male relationships are depicted inside.
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Caretaker!Clones by zoostitcher89
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
08 Dec 2024
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Alastor meets Lucifer 2 years before his 7-year long sabbatical, and they engage in a drunken, mistaken night of passion.
What Alastor didn’t expect was to meet Lucifer again after said sabbatical, who vaguely remembers the Radio Demon and nothing of their midnight foray. Of course he didn’t know a thing about their child. Alastor would like to keep it that way.
If only the fallen angel could stop caring about them so much, things would be much easier.
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15 Dec 2025
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If You Want A Job Done Right, Do It Yourself by Punk_Out
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
11 Dec 2025
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Historically, when Alastor's libido decided to become unruly enough to make itself a problem, Alastor has used his shadow to find a suitable partner and take care of their problem while Alastor himself conducts business. It's a typically pain free process, quick and easy, over before anyone finishes because, historically, Alastor has no patience for graceless humping.
This time, the damned thing has decided to pursue the biggest prey around, and the King of Hell proves to be one more exception to Alastor's rules.
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- Part 1 of Shadow Play
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11 Dec 2025
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Vox and Alastor have an agreement, and Vox follows through, much to Alastor's displeasure.
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10 Dec 2025
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Bambi Applies for a Job (The Devil hired Him) by SinnerSunFlower
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
07 Dec 2025
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A slow, vicious smile curves Lucifer’s mouth.
“Go on then, Bambi.”
He points a finger upward.
“Fetch.”
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07 Dec 2025
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To Alastor, soulmates and all that came with it were a hassle. He had ignored it while alive and then continued to do so again after being reborn as a demon, but the mark that came with it was ever present on his skin. It was persistent, was what it was, and he had to wonder more than once what kind of soulmate he was so destined to be with that he couldn't escape it, even through death.
Then, he met Lucifer Morningstar, and thought: of course.
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06 Dec 2025