The Many Misfortune and Perfectly Ill Timing of Tendou Satori

by Anonymous

Summary:

tendou satori watches as a pair of dazed half-lidded eyes roll back to its socket. the red haired man is moaning loudly and shamelessly as a large body on top of him moves in a harsh thrusting motion. he watches in mortifying realization that this man is someone's vision of him getting fucked stupid on the volleyball gym floor. someone, wearing the jersey printed with the large number one on it, is fantasizing about fucking tendou stupid on the gym floor.

 

 

au: tendou satori has always had the ability to hear people's inner voices, and see people's inner thoughts. he is used to it—until he is plagued by someone fantasizing about fucking him senseless.

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CURRENTLY ON MISFORTUNES───It is the Golden Week. And due to serveral circumstances aligning, Tendou Satori joins the Boys' Volleyball Club in their Training Camp, in a mountainous village in the Yamanashi Prefecture, as their team manager. But it takes a dangerous turn when things unravel to be not what they initially seem to be.

Notes:

AUTHOR’S NOTES:

THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION. This work is based on the manga series, Haikyuu (ハイキュー!!), that was written and drawn by Furudate Harauichi (古舘春一) and published by Shueisha Inc. (株式会社集英社) and Viz Media. The author of this work does not claim ownership of the manga series, Haikyuu (ハイキュー!!). Any characters, events, incidents, businesses, and other organizations mentioned in this work that are not found within Haikyuu (ハイキュー!!) are original to the author’s creation.

The author allows spin-offs and translations based on this work. If anyone intends to publish either, please leave a comment so the spin-off or the translation work can be promoted here.

This work was written for entertainment purposes only and is not intended to be taken seriously in any social, political, or religious context under any circumstances. The actions and opinions expressed in the story do not reflect the author's views and should not be used as a reference or moral example.

Misfortunes AU will feature sensitive and triggering topics. But it will contain unique CONTENT WARNINGS at the beginning and end of each episode so that the readers can decide at their own discretion.

CONTEXTUAL NOTES are provided in specific episodes. However, the resources are either written or translated into English. With that in mind, there are cultural nuances that are not reflected in the notes.

Finally, neither English nor Japanese is the author’s first language. If any of these are not comprehensible or lacking in any way, please feel free to ask questions!

Chapter 1: [ VOLUME I ]

There are things you know about, and things you don’t;
the known and the unknown, and in between are the Doors.

—Ray Manzarek. “The Way of the Egress”, Newsweek, Inc.

 

 

Tendou Satori is a satori. He is not exactly a youkai, but he hears people’s inner voices, and he sees people’s inner thoughts—so he is not that far off from the demon spirit.

He has been like this for a while now.

His parents thinks this malady is a curse from the old gods that resides in the mountains as punishment for being a rambunctious child. His peers in primary school thinks he is a monkey demon pretending to be a human boy. While his peers from junior high thinks he is a eccentric weirdo not worth interacting with outside of the volleyball court. 

It also does not help that he is attracted to the same gender too. 

Personally, Tendou thinks he is simply some freak of nature with one biological cable attached wrong or not attached at all. He thinks he is a distinguished but rare neurological mutation. All science, meat, and bones instead of all unsupported superstition.

This is who he is: Tendou Satori—the Gesu Monsutaa. 

It does not matter. 

Notes:

AUTHOR'S NOTES:

so remember in haikyuu-buu, when tendou said he will make a mysterious adventure manga filled with dreams and fantasy? well, i shall deliver the mysterious, adventure, dreams, and, fantasy part.