New York's very own powerpuff turtles

by Star_Centaur

Summary:

The Kraang invasion has forced people out of their wilful ignorance surrounding the strange vigilantes protecting them. In the background of social media freakouts, personal stories, theory comparison, and the conspiracies hitting too close to home, the government is starting to get dehydrated with how much it’s sweating.

Yokai are done hiding, and clearly won't be able to for much longer with the number of mystical (and Draxum grown) threats floating around. Unfortunately, few are willing to come out of hiding or challenge their own prejudices to extend that particular olive branch.

Somehow, the dumbass turtles create solutions instead of problems.

OR: After the Kraang, people notice way too fast. Thankfully (Or perhaps unfortunately), their heroes are teens lacking in common sense with too much free time during recovery and access to social media. Somehow, this changes everything.

(TLDR: The social media, kind-of-sort-of racial allegory fic no one asked for and I made anyway.)

((PS: If I make spelling errors, please correct me! English is not my first language TvT))

Notes:

• Inspired by show yourself by Anonymous
• Inspired by [ON HIATUS] New York! What A Town by Anigod
• Inspired by the new york conspiracy corner by blueh

Chapter 1: Bad (Good?) Idea

Bitch– @IveBeenDone

There are two types of BHM theorists

1. Blackhole like from *insert old af sci-fi series*
2. Oooh Blackhole like from Avengers we gonna get Thanos snapped soon

 #BlackHoleMystery

   > Kat @KittyKatCat

  Ok but are we sure that wasn’t some Voltron type shit?? Cause a lion spaceship sounds really cool ngl

  #BlackHoleMystery

 

WAIT FOR IT @TheodosiaB

I think we can all safely assume that the blackout of 2018 was not a mass hallucination after the bullshit that is the BHM.

No one believed us when we talked about the freaking powerpuff looking dudes we saw that night, but you can’t call me a conspiracy theorist if I got PROOF–

#BlackHoleMystery

 

Wow SpoOky @Hallo-weener

Guys, wtf was that powerpuff girl- power ranger looking bullshit in the sky during the NYC blackhole incident?? What was that??? /Who/ was that????? 

Someone in the government better be explaining this shit #BlackHoleMystery

[Image]

(Img: A blurry photo taken from a upwards angle, the person behind the camera blocking about 1/4 of the image with their hand pointing at a bright orange and purple light coming from near the blackhole, partially obscured off by a half-destroyed skyscraper) 

 

CNN @CNN

The NYC government continues to stay silent as to information about the #BlackHoleMystery of 2020. What truly happened that day and who were the colorful New York City Heroes? 

Hear some of the popular theories HERE>> link  

 

 

 

Group Chat: The Skittle Heroes (extended edition) 

 

Neon Fruitcake: Before I start this suggestion please know I acknowledge that this idea is stupid 

 <sent 11:47>

 

Ghost of Christmas Future: Why would you start with that if you want us to hear you out? [Sent with SHELLDON]

<sent 12:05>

 

Neon Fruitcake: Hush Junior the adults are talking.

<sent 12:07>

 

Ghost of Christmas Future: We are literally the same age. [Sent with SHELLDON]

<sent 12:12>

 

✨Viole(n)t Dazzling✨: Spit it out, Leon, we’re waiting.

<sent 12:12>

 

Neon Fruitcake: So like,

Neon Fruitcake: <#BlackHoleMystery>

<sent 12:14>

Neon Fruitcake: The hidden city officials were planning to talk to the govt. about yokai right??

<sent 12:15>

 

Big Bro: Oh no Raph knows where this is going

Big Bro: Bad idea

<sent 12:17>

 

BROWNIE CULT: WE SHOULD DO IT

<sent 12:19>

 

When Life Gives You Orange: We could make one of those joint accounts where all of us have codenames!! That way we can protect our identitys and interact with people!

<sent 12:21>

 

✨Viole(n)t Dazzling✨: Identities* 

✨Viole(n)t Dazzling✨: That’s actually a pretty solid idea. /gen

  <sent 12:21>

 

When Life Gives You Orange: Thanks Donnie!!

<sent 12:23>

 

I will Beat Your Ass <3: It’ll be fine Raph. They’ll just have to be careful with their identities.

I will Beat Your Ass <3: That means no Hamato Clan related imagery, and no showing faces or telling others any defining features. That's a bad idea.

  <sent 12:24>

 

✨Viole(n)t Dazzling✨: Why the hell do you use punctuation 

<sent 12:24>

 

I will Beat Your Ass <3: Fuck off Donnie, I’m a Journalism major.

<sent 12:25>

 

Big Bro: Language you two! 

<sent 12:26>

Big Bro: Leo, you can do it but only if you bring it up with the Yokai representatives yourself

<sent 12:27>

 

Neon Fruitcake: Fineee

Neon Fruitcake: I’m going to visit Big Mama ig

Neon Fruitcake: Still got no clue how she got in on that meeting

<sent 12:29>

 

I will Beat Your Ass <3: @everyone Family meeting at 2 pm tomorrow about the social media account!! Have codename and information boundary ideas down! Leo, visit Big Mama that morning, see about getting in contact with other representatives for the go ahead. Mikey, please get Draxum there too if you can.

<sent 12:30>

 

When Life Gives You Orange: 👍

<sent 12:31>

 

I will Beat Your Ass <3: Now GOOD NIGHT.

<sent 12:31>

 

Neon Fruitcake: No can do hermana <3

<sent 12:32>

 

✨Viole(n)t Dazzling✨: I have projects to work on

<sent 12:32>

 

I will Beat Your Ass <3: You are both still in recovery.

I will Beat Your Ass <3: Go to bed before I make you.

<sent 12:32>

 

Neon Fruitcake: Message received loud and clear

<sent 12:33>

 

^Neon Fruitcake has logged off^

^✨Viole(n)t Dazzling✨ has logged off^

Big Bro: Imma go and make sure they actually go to bed and then I’ll hit the hay. Good night!!

<sent 12:34>

 

When Life Gives You Orange: Night guys!

<sent 12:35>

 

^When Life Gives You Orange has logged off^

^Big Bro has logged off^

^ I will Beat Your Ass <3 has logged off^