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Chapter 16: [M] It Turns Out I am the Thief

Notes:

No replies for the previous chap.

I can only say, Wangji has been accused wrongly.
Looking at my draft prepared to completion, looking at how pitiful Hanguang-Jun is in there, it is simply...he has suffered too much injustice!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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For a while, the scene in the Hanshi remained stagnant. 

With how tightly Lan Xichen was hugging him, Wei Wuxian thought the healing balm that had just been slathered on his back would stick all over his front robes instead. 

 

Seeing that there was still no sign of Lan Xichen letting go of the embrace, Wei Wuxian suddenly said, "Why? You feel sorry for throwing me to the tree, but you don't feel sorry for being so aggressive afterward?"

The body behind him palpably froze.

He clarified, "I...I did that because..."

After struggling for a while, Lan Xichen was too conflicted to tell his defense for his sudden outburst.

 

What was there to say? 

Saying that a certain staggering incident happened, and I became awfully jealous out of nowhere, feeling contrite for one second, apprehensive for another second, having an unreasonable tantrum at another moment, and throwing an inexplicable fit on my own, unable to control the surge of emotions after?

That's impossible.

Aside from being unable to honestly admit he was inexplicably agitated, Lan Xichen also selfishly didn't want to explain the incident that caused him to act that way either.

 


 


 

Last night, not only as the groom but also as the Sect Leader, he had to stay in the banquet facing various antics from the guests.

Some cousin of Jin Zixuan whose name Lan Xichen didn't even know, actually wanted to toast him with liquor. It was unknown where he got the liquor from. But Lan Xichen who already had a bad review of LanlingJin's behavior, thought this was truly stepping on his tolerance over and over. No guests dared to question the absence of liquor in the banquet and respected GusuLan custom, but a nobody from LanlingJin dared to be so presumptuous.

So he politely judged this person to be "in a complete stupor" and thus had to be invited out from the Cloud Recesses immediately.

 

To his surprise, the farce in the banquet ended up letting him go back early to the Hanshi. 

There was no Wei Wuxian inside. The outermost red robe was hung on the screen, and the boots he was usually wearing were missing. Lan Xichen knew Wei Wuxian must have been going out. 

He sat on the table, feeling restless. No matter how much he tried to avoid thinking, his mind still wandered to the most glaring topic. How would he have this wedding night? Judging from Wei Wuxian's teasing just now, and what he did in Yunmeng, coming to his inn room to sleep with him, the young man clearly was also attracted to him. In that case, there should be a wedding night, right?

Lan Xichen poured the cold water into a cup and drank it to calm his mind. 

Shortly after, he noticed someone was coming from the front entrance of the Hanshi.

"Wei-Gongzi?" His eyes lit up, inevitably standing up from his seating, about to welcome the person coming in.

Unexpectedly, it was Lan Wangji who came alone, coming inside without saying anything. 

Seeing it was Lan Wangji, he greeted the person, "Wangji? What's the matter?" Lan Xichen wondered why his younger brother visited him without notice.

However,

 

"?"

 

"??"

 

"!!!"

 

Lan Xichen stood dumbfounded as Lan Wangji walked past him entering the Hanshi, and sauntered brazenly to his bedroom inside. 

The person didn't even give him, the owner of the residence, a glance, as if he didn't exist. 

 

His shock was momentary, and Lan Xichen soon hurriedly chased the person who dared to trespass.

"Wangji? What are you doing? Why are you here?"

He saw his younger brother rummaging around the bedroom in the Hanshi, as if searching for something.

Lan Xichen was even more dumfounded. Either the Hanshi or the Jingshi, were private residences. Even if it was the brothers or even their Uncle, they didn't come inside without being invited and rarely stepped into the bedroom unless an emergency happened.

Therefore, what kind of emergency for his younger brother trespass in Lan Xichen's bedroom? 

And it's still the bedroom for his bridal chamber!

 

He called out, "Wangji?"

Lan Wangji finally stopped what he was doing, and looked at him, as if he had just noticed him, "Xiongzhang?"

"It is me. What happened?"

Lan Wangji stared at him blankly for a long time.

Lan Xichen then asked him, "What do you want to do? Why are you here?"

As he heard Lan Xichen's question, he suddenly responded, "Wei Ying. Where is Wei Ying?"

"Hm? Wei-Gongzi? He seems to go outside for a while. Do you have anything important to say?"

"I..." Lan Wangji said, looking at a loss.

Seeing Lan Wangji like this, Lan Xichen felt a suspicion in his heart. "Wangji, you..." He walked closer and when he got near the other party Lan Xichen immediately picked up a strong aroma of wine from his body. 

His eyes widened, suddenly paying closer attention to the younger brother. As expected, his forehead ribbon was crooked, his robes were rather disheveled, and even a hair was sticking out from his jade crown. 

Lan Xichen looked at him in surprise. "You, did you drink wine? Are you drunk?"

Lan Wangji suddenly frowned and denied it. "I am not!"

Lan Xichen, "..." Okay, you are.

 

But wait a minute!

You got drunk but why did you enter my bridal chamber and want to find my groom?

 

Taking a deep breath, Lan Xichen got closer once again, wanting to drag Lan Wangji outside, "Alright. There is no Wei-Gongzi here. Let's go back to the Jingshi."

Hearing there was no Wei Wuxian here, Lan Wangji looked downcast. He let Lan Xichen guide him to come out of the bedroom. As they walked out from behind the screen, however, Lan Wangji suddenly caught sight of Wei Wuxian's red outer robe being hung on top. 

At this time, the previous obedience was thrown to the side, and Lan Wangji suddenly turned around to grab the red outer robe. 

Lan Xichen, "?"

He quickly tried to prevent Lan Wangji from taking it, but the other person had already snatched the robe and hugged it tightly to his arms. The person who was so reluctant to come out just now suddenly spun around and ran outside bringing the red robe with him.

Lan Xichen, "!!"

 

Lan Xichen automatically pursued him outside, similarly running, ignoring the fact they were both breaking the rules. 

He was calling him, as clear yet not as loud as to be heard and attract others, "Wangji! Wangji! That is Wei-Gongzi's robe. Where are you going to take it to?"

The person slipping through the dark mountain looked like he didn't hear Lan Xichen at all. Lan Xichen gritted his teeth and accelerated his speed to catch up with him. Fortunately, the direction where Lan Wangji was going to end up to be his Jingshi. 

Lan Xichen saw Lan Wangji entering the courtyard, and followed him inside. 

As he came in, he saw his younger brother seemed to be rummaging around in front of a box in the room. The red robe he took just now was folded neatly and placed in the box, on top of what looked like an old stained white inner robe. However, as if dissatisfied with how the robes were arranged inside, Lan Wangji took it out again and began to fold it all over again. 

Lan Xichen looked at the old-looking white inner robe in the box and suddenly asked quietly, "...That inner robe, is that Wei-Gongzi's?"

Lan Wangji frowned at his question as if disagreed with his idea. He said, sounding petulant, "Wei Ying gave it to me!" 

"He gave it to you?" Lan Xichen was surprised. "When did he give it?"

"...Xuanwu Cave." Lan Wangji replied, smoothing the robes one more time. 

 

Lan Xichen murmured, "Ahh...since back then..."

 

"Wangji...you..." Lan Xichen swallowed his saliva. "You, toward Wei-Gongzi..."

'Have you always liked him?'

That question remained unspoken. As if when Lan Xichen had said it, he would have been unable to bear the consequences. 

 

Lan Wangji was still busy focusing himself on the 2 robes with a distinct color contrast. Smoothing the sleeve at one corner, and smoothing the seam at another side. It was unknown what he wanted to achieve.

Perhaps,

 

Perhaps what he wanted was actually the person who should wear these robes...

 


 

It was also unknown when Lan Xichen decided to go out from the Jingshi silently, no longer caring if Wei Wuxian's red wedding robe was still inside.

He walked through the mountain path back to the Hanshi silently.

Suddenly, it was as if everything had been explained.

No wonder. It's no wonder that Lan Wangji looked like he was getting crazy right after he told him about his accident in Jinlintai with Wei Wuxian. No wonder he initially insisted on being the one responsible. No wonder he looked so remorseful as he confessed his regret in the Ancestral Hall with him back then. 

After all, he, Lan Xichen...had been a thief.

Had been a robber.

Someone who stole the person Lan Wangji cherished in his heart.

When this realization hit him, the guilt weighed down on his conscience like a mountain. 

 

'But then, what about Wei-Gongzi himself?' Lan Xichen suddenly was struck with this question. 

 

What about Wei Wuxian? 

Did Wei Wuxian also like Lan Wangji?

 

Now that he thought about it...

Wei Wuxian had always been teasing Lan Wangji.

 

The rabbits were given to him.

 

The loquat was offered to him.

 

Even the forehead ribbon...he took off Lan Wangji's first before him!

 

Before this, had Lan Xichen ever existed in his eyes?

Before the Flower Banquet, did he, Lan Xichen exist like a background board to him? 

Whenever ShuangBi appeared, Wei Wuxian's attention had always been drawn to Lan Wangji only.

 

Did he agree to the marriage not because he cared about Lan Xichen's reputation but worried about Lan Wangji's? As GusuLan was being disgraced, Lan Wangji would also be implicated. 

Did he...

In Jinlintai, did he accept him back then because he was so similar to Lan Wangji?

 

If it were someone else, would Wei Wuxian also accept them?

 

If it was the lady designated to him, would right now the night became their wedding night?

 

Lan Xichen's breathing suddenly became ragged. 

There was a sour feeling, as if a bile was choking in his throat.

It was awfully uncomfortable.

 

In his daze, he heard Wei Wuxian humming happily from the other side of the mountain.

All of a sudden, Lan Xichen was engulfed in an inexplicable agitation.

 

'You still dare to hum so happily! If it's your wedding night with others, will you also hum so cheerfully like this!'

 

'You weren't in the Hanshi when I went back...you left the Hanshi and roamed around outside like this...Is it because you are so unwilling to have the wedding night with me?'

 

'Very well. You leave because you don't want me, right? Then let me see if you still can leave now!'

 

So he threw that person to the tree and blindfolded him so tightly.

 

Anyway...

Wei Wuxian would not care if it weren't him...right?

 

However, when Wei Wuxian gasped and called him out, "Zewu-Jun, you..."

Lan Xichen froze in shock.

 

Wei Wuxian recognized him? 

 

Does this mean...he was willing because it was him, Lan Xichen?

 

Just when Lan Xichen was about to calm down, the other person said, "...Why don't you hide me in a room nearby?"

 

'Do you dislike the Hanshi so much? Or did you not want to see the Bridal Chamber so badly!'

 

'Hide you, do you mean hide you like how Wangji hides your robe!

 

'Go to a nearby room, do you mean to say the Jingshi instead!'

 

Lan Xichen was clouded in gloom. 

 

'Well then. Since you dislike the Hanshi. Let's have it in another room as you wish.'

 

So he took Wei Wuxian to the courtyard originally prepared by the Clan for Wei Wuxian before their union. A pity, that it ended up unused as Lan Xichen kept him in the Hanshi regardless.

 

The wedding night.

 

Their should have been wedding night.

 

'Or is it, your should have been wedding night with someone else...'

 

'I won't say anything, '

 

'I won't let you see me,'

 

'Since you probably would have been happier if it was Wangji...right?'

 

'Since he has loved you so much.'

 

'And you've adored him so much.'

 

'I',

 

 

'What can I even compare to him...'

 

 

'Even what I feel for you,'

 

'This fondness I feel just from 2 months of getting along with you,'

 

'Look really cheap compared to what Wangji had for you...'

 

'However,'

 

 

'Even then,'

 

 

'I still selfishly want you to know,'

 

"Wei-Gongzi...my heart delights you..."

 

'I know I can't compare.'

 

'But still, I am not willing to give you up.'

 

 

Knowing that someone like you should be mine, and only mine, 

It was impossible to give up.

 


 


 

Recalling what happened last night, Lan Xichen was thrown into a trance once more.

The more he recollected, the tighter his hug became.

 

Wei Wuxian sneered a little, "I told you don't bite, you're still biting! I asked you to go back to the Hanshi, you dared to ignore me!"

The person behind fell silent and hid his face in the crook of Wei Wuxian's neck, looking like a child who had made a big mistake.

Wei Wuxian was satisfied getting this reaction. After giving the proper scolding to remind the child of what was wrong and what was right, the adult surnamed Wei finally rewarded the obedient child sweetly,

"If you're this remorseful of hurting me, why don't you do it all over again?" —— With a suggestive tone he said, "This time, do it gently."

 

As expected.

Wei Wuxian curled his lip when he felt the arms hugging him loosened for a second, but immediately wrapped even more tightly.

 

His inner robes had been pulled down already, and Wei Wuxian was bare-chested. One of the hands circling on his waist moved up slowly, roaming on his naked upper body. From his flat stomach sliding upward slithered slowly to his distinctively shaped collar bone. When it passed on the exposed part of his chest, it was either deliberately or not, the palm was brushed several times more, pacing back and forth.

"Mmhh..." Lan Xichen heard Wei Wuxian let out a soft sigh.

He loosened his arms from the tight embrace. His stare fell to this person's back view, at the lean back forming a graceful arc from his shoulder blade to his hip. The skin was still glistening from the healing balm, and Lan Xichen couldn't help bringing his other hand to rub around, following the one in the front.

Looking at the bruise around his spine, Lan Xichen leaned forward, suddenly dropping kisses on them one by one. Wei Wuxian shuddered from the sudden touch. The feeling of soft lip tracing on his spine from the back down to the waist made him arch his back slightly. 

He suddenly spoke in between his gasps, "Zewu-Jun, you're doing this, are you going to kiss the pain away?" He asked teasingly.

The kisses paused for a moment. Wei Wuxian felt the lip move in what seemed like a smile.

Lan Xichen hummed in agreement, "Umm."

He said afterward, "Where else do you feel pain?"

Wei Wuxian's eyes lit up, and he veered around, looking at the person smiling behind him. "If I said, I feel pain all over, will you kiss me all the way?" 

Lan Xichen didn't reply, he turned Wei Wuxian to face him instead. His lips fell to the corner of his eyes, still red from last night's blindfold. Wei Wuxian's eyelashes fluttered from the delicate kisses, and he heard Lan Xichen later answering, "Yes." 

He was pushed back gently on the bed, with Lan Xichen hovering over him.

Glancing at the red cover of the bed under him and the red bed canopy above, Wei Wuxian suddenly laughed.

He raised his arms, circling them around Lan Xichen's neck, and said, "Now this is more like a wedding night. I can see you properly and the red decorations."

Lan Xichen's movement paused for a while. He lifted his head back and looked at the person beneath him. Wei Wuxian was staring back at him with his eyes shining. The corner of his eyes bent as his lips similarly curled upward, painting his expression in a bright smile.

He leaned down and pecked those lips. 

One time. 

Two times. 

Three times.

And many more after. 

 

His lips were still hovering on top of the other person's, but Lan Xichen suddenly raised a question, "Last night...I, I've treated you like that...Did you hate it?"

"Hmm?" Wei Wuxian hummed.

Feeling that Lan Xichen had stopped kissing him, he lifted his own chin instead and started nipping playfully on the pale pink lips of the other man.

He replied in between his nibbles, "...It's not like I dislike it. I can't see anything and it's more exciting. But..." His hands clinging to Lan Xichen's neck moved toward his head, cupping his face with both hands. He said, "——But I think if it's a wedding night I prefer to see the decorated Hanshi. It's not like I care about the custom, but after all, it's been decorated so well, I think it's a pity not to use them properly." He smiled teasingly at the end.

"Besides," Wei Wuxian leaned forward and placed a kiss on his forehead. "I prefer to see your face properly."

Lan Xichen sucked a sharp breath.

Wei Wuxian laughed and began to tease him, "Look at you, yesterday you looked so dashing that you stole all the guests' attention away. You smiled so beautifully. You speak so nicely and your voice sounds like the mellow sound of Liebing. Zewu-Jun, tell me, how are you so breathtaking? Hmm?" His fingers moved to scratch his chin. 

The more Wei Wuxian spoke, the more Lan Xichen felt his face heated up. The fair skin on his cheekbones started to turn pink visibly. When Wei Wuxian noticed the blushes, he felt even more complacent, and started peppering kisses all over his face. 

He said before that he wanted his pain to be kissed away, but now he wanted to kiss Lan Xichen all over instead. 

And he did exactly that. 

Wei Wuxian flipped their body and pushed Lan Xichen to lie on the bed instead. Putting both his arms to imprison the person beneath him, Wei Wuxian's eyes glinted in his playful smirk. "It's enough time to please me. I haven't done this before, but let me make you feel good."

Wei Wuxian leaned down, and first nudged his nose to Lan Xichen's, making a muffled kissing smack. Lan Xichen suddenly huffed a small laugh, feeling surprised. It was the first time he played this way and he couldn't help but nudge more, following the motion, rubbing their noses together. Both people have distinct and exquisitely shaped facial features, when two pointed noses prodded against each other, it produced a beautiful picture. 

Looking at Lan Xichen at such a close distance, Wei Wuxian sighed, wanting to praise him a few more.

He couldn't help but speak his mind, "Zewu-Jun is truly worthy of being the number one Beauty!"

On such a close inspection, the handsome face had no blind spot at all but looked even more attractive.

He rubbed their noses together with more force to express his adoration. 

 

After feeling satisfied from the little fun at the start, Wei Wuxian began to kiss his thin lips. Unlike Wei Wuxian who was known as FēngshénJùnlǎng, someone with a red lip and white teeth, when he smiled, he would look especially bright and charming, Lan Xichen was more of a ZhīlánYùshù, a gentleman as elegant and refined as jade. His lips were light in color but had a beautiful firm shape.

Sucking lightly on the cold lip, Wei Wuxian stuck out his tongue, prompting the other man to open his mouth. Lan Xichen also parted his lips obediently, receiving the incoming chewy muscle inside. The kiss was not intense. It was simply light nibbles before. When the tongues met each other, the kiss didn't become as fierce, but lingering. The two entangled slowly, teasing each other, chasing and re-entering each other's mouth cavity. 

When they parted away, a silvery translucent thread was bridging the tip of their tongues, before finally breaking and falling mostly on Lan Xichen's chin below. 

Wei Wuxian smiled, and brought his thumb to wipe the corner of his lip all the way to his chin. 

Looking at Lan Xichen's Adam apple bobbing up and down from the kiss, Wei Wuxian bent down and took a bite of it, earning a low groan from the owner. 

"Zewu-Jun, it's always unfair that you undressed me first before yourself. Why don't you help me now and take off these robes of yours, hmm? "

Lan Xichen blinked his eyes. "Oh...Alright."

He propped his forearm to the mattress and sat up slightly, helping Wei Wuxian to take off the sash on his waist and peel off the several robes he was wearing. As the last robe disappeared to the other end of the bed, Wei Wuxian parted his lips and marveled at the sight in front of him.

This was the first time he truly took a good look at Lan Xichen. He was muddled in Jinlintai and his memory became rather hazy afterward. Last night he couldn't even see his finger much less any part of his body. 

It's truly the manifestation of the finest jade. 

Wei Wuxian caressed his shoulder and planted lots of kisses on his torso. His fingers trailed from his prominent collarbone to the valley between the bulge of his chest and down to the tight muscle on his abdomen. He felt the body underneath him shiver slightly from the touch.

He bent his body downward, moving his kisses to Lan Xichen's abdomen, and gnawed slightly at his protruding muscles. 

In another moment, however, his head took a sudden turn below, and his mouth captured the bulge on the other person's pants accurately.  

He looked up, grinning mischievously as he mouthed Lan Xichen's manhood through his pant's fabric. His saliva was staining the silky cloth, forming a wet patch around the bulge. 

"Wei, Wei-Gongzi, you..." Lan Xichen felt difficulty breathing when he saw this exact scene.

Wei Wuxian nommed at the bulge and witnessed the lump below seemed to swell even more. 

His hand yanked the pants downward and finally released the Lan Family jewel. 

After it was finally exposed to the sight, Wei Wuxian had to take a second look and snickered.

He tentatively held the shaft in one hand, rubbing it up and down, using the technique he had learned from the reference book. Eventually, he leaned his head closer and tentatively gave a teasing lick on the tip. 

Lan Xichen gasped sharply. 

The manhood in Wei Wuxian's hand also sprang up.

Wei Wuxian, "..."

He suddenly laughed loudly. 

Grinning, he lifted his body upward for a while, pecking Lan Xichen's quivering lips, saying, "Good Gege, I told you I will make you feel good."

He went back down again, continuing to circle his tongue, licking all over Lan Xichen's shaft.  Every time he gave a lick, he would grin and look at Lan Xichen, calling him, "Zewu-Jun?"

Another lick, "Lan Xichen?"

A swirl of the tongue, "Xichen-Gege?"

"Or..." He took a mouthful of the entire head, sucking it before releasing it in a loud pop. "Huan-Ge?" 

Lan Xichen collapsed to the bed, covering his face with his arms. His manhood, however, had straightened up proudly. 

Wei Wuxian was cackling so hard.

"Hahahahaahahaha! So you like it? Being called that way? Hmmm? Huan-Ge? Why don't you answer me, Huan-Ge?" He teased in between his laughter. 

 

Lan Xichen didn't answer, but instead flipped the two positions back on the bed. 

"I-," He started.

Wei Wuxian smiled teasingly "Hmm? What are you? It's not that you like being called that way? Or Is it...because you felt good from my mouth?"

Lan Xichen closed his eyes, unable to bear the shamelessness of Wei Wuxian's words. 

He said with difficulty afterward, "All of it."

"Huh?"

Lan Xichen opened his eyes and looked directly at Wei Wuxian's eyes. "I like being called and I like you...doing that." His words became muffled at the end.

Wei Wuxian laughed some more and finally grabbed his upper arms, intending to flip their position back. "If you like it, then let me continue."

However, Lan Xichen refused to budge and kept trapping him beneath him instead. 

"There's no need." He refused.

However, the next moment, as if thinking of something, he hurriedly added, "...Next time. Do it next time." 

His voice was very soft, from both shyness and wishful feelings altogether. 

Wei Wuxian felt his heart melt from his adorable reaction. 

 

 

Lan Xichen's hand struggled to reach the top of the cabinet next to the bedpost where he put the previous healing balm. 

When Wei Wuxian saw him opening the balm again, he finally recalled the cold sensation he felt when Lan Xichen used his fingers to open up the path in Jinlintai. It turned out to be from the balm. No wonder back then he didn't feel any tearing pain from the rim. Only the slight pain from the unreasonable huge rod penetrating him for the first time ever. 

Last night what was used to lubricate his entrance seemed to be his own precum. No wonder that didn't work as well as the healing balm. While he did experience the tearing pain, but Wei Wuxian subconsciously also liked the intense feelings from both pain and pleasure. 

But he also liked it when Lan Xichen gently prepared him. He liked the feeling of being paid great attention to. And they had decided to go gentle this morning anyway.

 

Wei Wuxian saw that Lan Xichen's had been standing straight already for quite a long time, he should be unable to bear it any longer. 

So after a short preparation, as the posterior hole had begun to loosen, he said, "It's enough. Let's just come in."

Wei Wuxian sat up and reached out to hug Lan Xichen's shoulder, positioning himself directly to welcome the threatening murder weapon. Even today Wei Wuxian still had a cold sweat, thinking that such a huge thing would penetrate inside. Bit by bit the erected gland was pushed on the slippery entrance until all of it was swallowed inside.

 

The moment he was swallowed inside the warm and humid place once again, Lan Xichen automatically closed his eyes. He bent forward, putting his head on the crook of Wei Wuxian's neck, grunting lowly from the sensation. The fact that it was Wei Wuxian himself who actively ushered him inside, gave him a whole another level of stimulus. The feeling was so pleasurable that he had almost disarmed himself early just from entering. 

But that wouldn't do!

So Lan Xichen started to calm himself down, braking his desire from reaching its peak. 

He lifted his head and tilted his head upward, looking at Wei Wuxian's face inches away from him. The other person's eyebrows were also furrowed slightly, and his eyelids were half-closed. Those clear and sharp eyes finally opened once again, locking directly to Lan Xichen's, and soon was filled with a hint of a smile.

The moment he saw those eyes fluttered open so closely in front of him, Lan Xichen thought in his heart, 'Ahh...as expected, I really like these eyes...I prefer them to look at me directly than being obstructed by something else.'

Thinking like this, Lan Xichen encircled both his arms to embrace the young man completely. 

Wei Wuxian started to proceed first, moving his body up and down, slowly, as if teasing the Jade's pillar inside. With every movement of his, the muscle of his back hole squirmed along with him to wrap the gland inside. Lan Xichen's previous effort was blown away by just this action. All of a sudden a stream of semen was shot inside without any precaution.

Wei Wuxian, "..."

Lan Xichen, "..."

What could I say? I've been way too aroused already since you do me with your mouth, the fact that you're voluntarily fucking yourself to my crotch didn't help at all afterward?

 

 

"Pfft..." Wei Wuxian stopped his movement and suddenly chortled in laughter. "Ahhhhhh...Zewu-Jun, you, why are you so cute?" He exclaimed fondly and began to pepper kisses all over Lan Xichen's madly blushing face. 

Lan Xichen refused to respond and hid his face in the crook of Wei Wuxian's neck once again. 

The young man was still shaking in his arms from laughter. Lan Xichen had to tighten his embrace once again. 

 

At this time, Lan Xichen who was hiding his face, tilted his head slightly to veer on Wei Wuxian's back instead. His sight soon was attracted downward. Below were the soft and perky buttocks he was rather familiar with, since he had been bathing and changing Wei Wuxian's clothes for a month in his coma.

During the next month after Wei Wuxian woke up, whenever he put his hands on the young man's waist, Lan Xichen had always endured the urge to slip his hand downward to grab a handful at the round buttock. The fact that the person had such a lean waist, really didn't help it at all.

This time, his hand could finally slip down justifiably.

His arms shifted from enveloping Wei Wuxian's back, and both hands suddenly stranded to his rear. The next moment Wei Wuxian knew, his behind was being kneaded slowly.

He jerked up in surprise, calling Lan Xichen, "Zewu-Jun? What are you...?"

Lan Xichen smiled secretly and kept squeezing the pair of round buns. His sight inadvertently caught a glimpse of the fingers-shaped bruise on Wei Wuxian's waist, and his eyes glinted in a mischievous light. His hands began to press harder, and finger marks also began to appear on the white buns below. 

Wei Wuxian shifted around, feeling rather weird yet pleased. 

At some moment, when Wei Wuxian leaned forward and Lan Xichen's kneading movement was also upward, Lan Xichen suddenly caught sight of where he and the person in his embrace were being connected, in the crack between the two mounds.

It was obviously such an obscene sight, but he felt his heartbeat suddenly quickened. Inevitably, the gland inside started to become hard once again from the erotic view. Unable to bear it, he began to thrust his pelvis upward. His hands stopped kneading on the buttocks and supporting them instead, moving them in the same rhythm as his own hips. 

"Uh...mmhhh..." Wei Wuxian moaned, feeling the familiar pleasure again. 

The moment the curved end of the glands entered deeply into the flesh wall, it hit the prostate and sent him a wave of pleasurable sensations all over his body. 

Following the movement of his hips downward, Wei Wuxian suddenly bent his head, and his warm and moist breath hit Lan Xichen's neck. Looking at the trickle of sweat on the fair and slender neck, he stuck out the tip of his tongue to lick it. 

Lan Xichen shuddered from the touch. "...Wei-Gongzi..." He panted, his voice was low and mellow.

His brows were taut. His hands on the rear parted the butt cheeks even more. The movement of his hips became faster, every thrust was filled with a strong momentum. With each movement, a wet squelching sound was heard. A monstrous gland was moving in and out of the tender entrance. Drops of white fluids from Lan Xichen's prior come, flowed out from the hole whenever the gland was pulled out a little.

 

"Zewu-Jun..." Wei Wuxian sighed softly, leaning his face on the person in front of him. 

His own manhood had not been touched the whole time, yet it went erect and was ready to come at any time just from the stimulation on his back entrance. 

'It's really over!'

The more Wei Wuxian thought about it, the more doomed he felt. He was a man yet he could actually come just from being penetrated at his rear hole. His head was disoriented at the shocking realization. 

He rubbed his cheeks on Lan Xichen's expressing his whine.

But this spoiled-like action made Lan Xichen's pupils dilated instead, as if his heart was being scratched with a catkin.

 

He suddenly changed their position, pushing Wei Wuxian to lie on the bed mattress. He lifted one of Wei Wuxian's legs to his shoulder, parting his lower body apart.

Wei Wuxian had flexible muscles on his body from his training, so that he'd be able to move swiftly and performed an impossible feat in his martial arts. Lan Xichen found that when the legs were parted in a split pose, it just moved along, pliant, without resistance. Thinking back at the impossible folding of his waist in one of the rounds they did in Jinlintai, Lan Xichen couldn't help but feel his manhood swell even more.

The change of the shaft inside was also felt by Wei Wuxian.

He laughed, his neat fingers scratching the broad white expanse of chest muscle on top of him, teasingly calling, "What's the matter, umm, Huan-Ge?" His voice lingered at the end.

It was a fatal combination. 

As the last words were being spoken, it was as if the last string had been snapped. Lan Xichen forgot his intention to be gentle, and soon moved forward vigorously. He seemed about to nail Wei Wuxian on the bed. 

Wei Wuxian gasped out, "Slow...ahh...you, slow down, umhhh...Huan-Ge..." His eyes twinkled in the end, showing that his beg for mercy was simply fake, and he wanted to rile up Lan Xichen even more instead.

 

And he was indeed fucked harder afterward.

 


 


 

It was already past Chenshi when they finished their love affair first thing in the morning.

Wei Wuxian realized it from the distinct sunlight, he was so familiar with this, as it was his usual awakening time. 

He looked to his side. Lan Xichen was still lying on the bed. Their lower bodies were still connected. Wei Wuxian couldn't help but sigh, lamenting, "It's truly over this time for both of us."

Lan Xichen blinked his eyes slowly, still feeling slight laziness after the climax. "What's the matter?" He asked gently, his hand reaching out and combing Wei Wuxian's side bangs to his ear. 

Wei Wuxian said, "Shouldn't there be a tea offering to the elder on the first day of marriage? Look at what time it is? Do you think your Uncle can regard this time as morning?"

Being reminded of this custom, Lan Xichen didn't immediately answer. His hand combing Wei Wuxian's hair halted for a few seconds but started to move again after. 

Lan Xichen himself smiled. "It's okay. I have told Uncle before, when you're still sleeping. We will do the tea offering at night instead."

Wei Wuxian doubtfully wondered, "Lao Lan actually agreed?" 

He was so surprised that he forgot to refer to him as Lan-Xiansheng, and used the informal regard instead. 

Lan Xichen nodded. "Uncle agreed."

"Oh. He agreed, but you must have received an earful from him in exchange, right?"

Remembering how Lan Qiren had blown his beard and reprimanded him furiously, telling him not to be so promiscuous, it's forbidden to indulge in desire, you have to restrain yourself, so on and so forth, Lan Xichen chuckled. 

He admitted, "Well...I did receive a little...just a bit, as I didn't pay any particular attention afterward."

Wei Wuxian laughed out loud. He turned around and smacked a kiss on his lip.

"Okay! You, Zewu-Jun, you've started to learn badly from me! Your Uncle must have been very angry right now."

Lan Xichen corrected him, "It's your Uncle too."

Wei Wuxian thought and laughed even more. "I think he may have another Qi Deviation if I started calling him Uncle."

Lan Xichen huffed a light laugh. 

Finally, he suggested, "Let's take a bath first, and clean you up."

Wei Wuxian was confused, "Clean me up?"

Lan Xichen said, rather embarrassed, "Your...inside, if, if mine there, doesn't get cleaned up, you will have a fever."

Wei Wuxian blurted out, "How is that possible? I didn't even get a fever after blowing up in cold wind at night every day."

Lan Xichen replied seriously this time, "This and that are different. You won't get influenced by external factors, but this matter is related to the organ of your body directly."

"Oh...." Wei Wuxian responded.

He suddenly realized, that these two times he had been unconscious after the deed, wouldn't that be Lan Xichen who was cleaning him up?

But there's no need to feel shy.

They had been like this, what else was there to feel shy for? 

Actually, it prompted Wei Wuxian to tease Lan Xichen once again, "You've been the one cleaning me up, why don't you do it again?" He whispered in a secretive tone, "This time, I will take a reaaaaally proper look, at the process of your cleaning." 

 

And it was the fuse of their second round in the bathtub afterward. 

 


 

 


 

 

Notes:

You all, I gave you no funny notes is to savor the smut, haishhh.

Why, you, none of you noticed Lan Da is heading to the loss of control in jealousy? You asked me again and again in the past comments, "Does Xichen not realize Wangji likes Wei Ying?"
Yes, he does. He feels it. But rather dumb dumb to realize it's love.

First of all, you guys really think too highly of both Lan Zhan and LanDage.

Think too highly of LanDage, I'm so speechless no one suspects it's him losing control.
Did I give you less foreshadow?
That is the guy who prepared a trap to imprison WWX in the Hanshi just in case he hadn't finished speaking and WWX ran away! A day of imprisonment is still imprisoning.
Besides, the dark jealousy has been there since chapter 9: I went back to the Hanshi and couldn't find Wei-Gongzi, so I thought you probably went to find Wangji. I was right.
chap 10: Lan Xichen's gaze fell on Wei Wuxian's knee which was slightly touching Lan Wangji's.
Repeated again in chap 11: Lan Xichen's gaze inadvertently fell to the other side of the table. Again, Wei Wuxian's knees were touching Lan Wangji's
And lastly, last chap, the possessive confession to NMJ is supposed to be the peak of the build-up...

Haiyaaa...I feel like I want you to notice Xichen's subtle jealousy building up since many chapters before, but ended up explaining it myself

#facepalmed

 

Besides, y'all really think too highly of LWJ, from the first scene of kissing on the tree, that is simply an old driver, knowing exactly what he is doing. Even if it's the drunk LWJ, a virgin is still a virgin.
That is the guy who got so pleased just because WWX ate his half-eaten snack.

 

Even if it's DrunkJi, but DrunkJi in canon is certified to be either cute or distressing. You guys read too much dark DrunkJi fanfics, good grief...
#facepalmed