UA Staff Chat vs Tired College student

by DemonOrAngel1441

Summary:

In which the reader from our universe gets added to the UA staff chat

For reasons the humor will be the same in both dimensions

Dark Humor- Read at your own risk

Chapter 1

(Y/N) has been added to the group chat. Say hi!

Hobo: Nezu did you hire someone?

Nezu: No I believe I did not

Loudblond: It didn't say who added them either!

Hobo: God you're too loud

BDSM: He typed that tho?

Hobo: And?

Nezu has attempted to remove the admin from the group chat.

Attempt Failed.

BDSM: W o w Nezu's admin privileges were taken-

Nezu: This is very concerning as I myself encrypted this group chat

Hobo: Viral villain attack?

Loudblond: That's the first time someone's gotten around Nezu's encryption

(Y/N) is online.

(Y/N): ...wtf is this a roleplay chat?

BDSM: Mmmm I prefer foreplay 

Loudblond: Who are you little listener?

(Y/N): Wow y'all really in character huh

Nezu: I assure you, random stranger, that we are not 'roleplaying'

(Y/N): Uh-huh yeah okay, I'ma just go

(Y/N) has attempted to leave the group chat. 

Attempt failed.

(Y/N): Tf?

BDSM: But it said you were admin earlier?

(Y/N): It says I am but it's not letting me do anything with it, or leave

Nezu: This could be a villain attack, (Y/N) who are you?

(Y/N): You can see my username tho?
Or are you asking me to roleplay as one of the pro heros?
Bc y'all apparently refuse to break character

Loudblond: We're not roleplaying!

Hobo: This could be a distraction for a villain attack

(Y/N): JFC y'all are weird, the acting is spot on tho
(Y/N): But why doesn't Nezu have a nickname?

Nezu: They cannot come up with one that is imaginative enough

Hobo: Why are you fraternizing with a potential threat?

(Y/N): Psh, that's easy

Nezu: Then please feel free to change it
Nezu: As for 'Hobo' they don't seem to be a threat

Nezu's  name has been changed to  RatGod .

BDSM: ...

Hobo: ...

Loudblond: ...

(Y/N): Whatcha think?

RatGod: That is acceptable 

Loudblond: HE LIKED IT?!?!

Hobo: I can hear you screaming from the lounge
Hobo: Shut up

(Y/N): Awesome. How did you guys not think of that before?
(Y/N): Literally everyone in the fandom either calls him Rat God or Rat Satan

BDSM: Nezu's fans call him that?

(Y/N): Depends on which fans you're talking about
(Y/N): If you're talking about the fans in his world then no
(Y/N): But out of the character's world
(Y/N): Or in this case since y'all are adamant about not breaking character-
(Y/N): In 'my' world 90% of us call him that

RatGod: Hm.

Loudblond: That's an ominous hm

RatGod: And why do the fans of your world call me that or Satan?

(Y/N): Uh? Cause it's Nezu.
(Y/N): If you're roleplaying him then you know his background, right?

BDSM: How tf-

Nezu: Yes, I am aware

(Y/N): Okay so it'd make sense, with his quirk and unspoken distaste for the human species it's only logical that he'd be one of the scariest mf's to piss off, not to mention his apparent lack of being able to express genuine emotions. With everything he's been through it's not hard to realize that he's perfectly capable of using underhanded tactics like hacking or blackmail for the betterment of his school.

(Y/N): As to WHY he would do that- 

(Y/N): When you watch him in the anime and analyze his character a bit then you see that there is obviously a lot of damage and probably trauma from what he went through. Regular animals still outwardly express emotion even if it takes humans a while to figure out what emotion they are conveying. I assume his thinking would be along the lines of "If humans would go this far in the name of good then so can I" but his biggest difference is that he is doing actual good compared to those pieces of shit. He'd be the scariest villain 

(Y/N): Ergo Rat God, his species remains unnamed and he's intelligent plus emotionally indifferent enough to rule just about anything.

Hobo: ...

BDSM: ...

Loudblond: ...

Nezu: That is quite interesting (Y/N)

Hobo: Where did you get this information?

(Y/N): Uh I watched the anime, read a little bit, and used my pile of mush called a brain

Therapist: ...Want a job?

(Y/N): Lmao y'all are wild, I can't be employed by a fictional character
(Y/N): Ah shit I gtg, I got a study session with a friend

Loudblond: YOU'RE A KID?!?!

(Y/N): Lol no, I'm 20 in college
(Y/N): Ttyl!

Chapter 2: 2

UA Staff 2 

Hobo: We can no longer use the other chat due to that security breach

BDSM: ^

Loudblond: ^

*Insert a bunch of ^ from the lurkers that rarely talk*

RatGod: I assure you all that it is perfectly safe to continue using the other chat

BDSM: How? 

Loudblond: They got past your encryption!

Hobo: I don't believe that to be wise Nezu

RatGod: They cannot cause us harm in any way

BDSM: How can you be so sure?

RatGod: :)

Loudblond: Oh god-

RatGod: The explanation would be quite lengthy, but the end result is that they are, in fact, from another dimension. A dimension that tells UA's story through an anime

Hobo: It is still unwise, they could feed us false information

RatGod: I understand your concerns, but they will not, they said themselves what was confirmed and what was their own speculation

Therapist: I agree with Nezu

BDSM: W h y  t h o ?

Loudblond: Here comes the psychoanalysis-

Therapist: Because of how they spoke. Even under the assumption that we are just acting as characters and knowing what Nezu is willing to do, they harbored no ill will. It was straight and to the point, they analyzed and deduced things about Nezu like they've done it before on others. They also seemed perfectly comfortable with talking to all of us. From their explanation on Nezu we can assume they know more about us, and that means that they at least like our 'characters' otherwise they would have told us that they didn't like that 'character' since they are under the assumption of us being different people and only acting like the UA staff. 

Loudblond: That makes sense

BDSM: They did seem fine with talking to us...

Hobo: You are just going to allow us to continue speaking to a person from another dimension?

RatGod: Yes. Although I do ask for the chat with (Y/N) in it to be more casual than work related so they do not get bored and stop coming online

BDSM: I been waiting for this one-

Loudblond: -TURN IT UP!

Hobo: What is the reason to continue talking to a random stranger?

RatGod: They are interesting. It is not often something can be interesting while being completely safe.

Hobo: And if they end up in a villains group chat, the same way they did ours?

RatGod: I will ask for their discretion on all of our secrets. As Hound Dog said, they seem to like us

Hobo: If UA gets attacked because of this then expect my two-week notice

RatGod: Noted   

Chapter 3: 3

UA Staff chat + (Y/N)

BDSM: Hey (Y/N) what are your pronouns?

(Y/N): They/them, what is everyone's?
(Y/N): Also, I thought y'all weren't gonna talk on here bc of me being a 'security breach'

BDSM: Everyone here is the same as their 'character'
BDSM: Nezu told 'Hobo' to quit worrying so much

(Y/N): Well, if we're going by character standards, Aizawa is a worry wort

BDSM: YOU KNOW OUR NAMES?!?!

(Y/N): Uh- Yes? It's not that difficult to find out? 
(Y/N): I'm bad with names so I have to look it up every once in a while

BDSM: How much do you know about us?

(Y/N): Actual information? A lot
(Y/N): Fandom information? A shit ton

BDSM: Idk if I should be in awe or be terrified 

(Y/N): Yes :)

BDSM: Oh God it's another Nezu

(Y/N): Lies, he's super smart, I'm big dumb

BDSM: Aw, don't talk about yourself like that, it's not nice

(Y/N): May not be nice but it sure as hell is true lmao

BDSM: That just RADIATES of self-deprecation

(Y/N): You-
(Y/N): are not wrong lol

BDSM: Do you need to talk? That's not something people normally joke about

(Y/N): Naw I'm fine, humor is my generations coping mechanism
(Y/N): Our humor is warped as hell and scares old people but it's hilarious

BDSM: I know I'm kinda just a stranger but if you want to talk then I'm here

(Y/N): Thank you! It's just kinda nice being in this chat if I'm honest

BDSM: May I ask why?

(Y/N): Yeah, it's cause a lot of characters in 'your' world are my comfort characters

BDSM: Hound Dog I need an explanation

Therapist: Comfort characters are fictional characters that someone finds comfort in and/or relates to

BDSM: Oh thanks

Therapist: Also, (Y/N), if it would be alright with you, could you privately message me? I would like to hear more on your comfort characters and why them,

(Y/N): I'm gonna be psychoanalyzed, aren't I?

Therapist: Yes

(Y/N): Cool
(Y/N): Try to manipulate me via what you learn, and I'll figure out how to reach through this screen and I will take your toes

BDSM: I'm torn between mini Nezu or mini Shota
BDSM: So I'm just gonna-

Therapist: I have no intentions of manipulating you through what I analyze
Therapist: It is simple curiosity 

(Y/N): Gotcha

BDSM has changed (Y/N)'s nickname to MiniAizu.

MiniAizu: Okay but why-

BDSM: You didn't have a nickname and you act like Nezu and Aizawa

MiniAizu: Ya know what?
MiniAizu: Fair, I like it

Loudblond: You LIKE being called a miniature Nezu and Sho?

MiniAizu: Uh yeah?
MiniAizu: They're both badass and they both drink one of my favorite drinks
MiniAizu: I put stuff in my coffee tho, I can drink it normal, but I like a lil extra flavor

Loudblond: That much caffeine is not good for you little listener
Loudblond: You won't be able to sleep with all that in your system

MiniAizu: Who said I sleep?
MiniAizu: Plus, I can drink both all day long and still be exhausted lmao

Loudblond: You terrify me

BDSM: SHOTA COME GET YO KID

Hobo is online. 

Hobo: What kid?
Hobo: ...
Hobo: Child stop scaring people
Hobo: Also, do not leak our information

MiniAizu: Never, it's funny
MiniAizu: Also, Noted

Hobo: I tried

Hobo is offline.

BDSM: Did he..?

Loudblond: OMFG HE DID KSVIBDIKSEFLAUDJ

MiniAizu: What is the aneurism about?

Therapist: They are excited because he did not deny that you were his kid

MiniAizu: Oh, fun
MiniAizu: I'm gonna go spam your DM about the comfort characters while they... do that 

Therapist: I look forward to reading it

MiniAizu: Press X to doubt

Chapter 4: 4

UA Staff chat 2 a quiet week later

BDSM: It's official, I am worried

GoodFood: Why are you worried?

BDSM: My godchild has been offline for a WEEK

Vlampire: Your godchild?
Vlampire: Do you mean the person in the other staff chat?

BDSM: Yes, that is my honorary godchild and I love them

GoodFood: You barely know them? 

BDSM: Hound Dog does, and he greatly approves of my honorary adoption

Therapist: Correct. Albeit I already informed you they would be busy this week

BDSM: I know but I can't help but worry, Shota's been cranky lately too

Hobo: Denied.

BDSM: You didn't deny that they were your kid tho~

Hobo: ...

Vlampire: Wait a minute. Hound Dog why do you approve of Nemuri 'adopting' an ADULT from another dimension?

Therapist: They require a support network

BDSM: That's therapist talk for
BDSM: "The kid is fucked up somehow and needs help, but I can't say that"

Therapist: ... Yes, you could put it like that

RatGod: How is my 'mini me' fairing from your opinion?

Loudblond: OMFG ESJDNSIUEWFN

BDSM: IKR????

Therapist: I would like to uphold patient confidentiality 

RatGod: Ah, so you have yet to determine the extent of whatever damage there may be

Therapist: Correct

GoodFood: That's .... concerning.

Vlampire: Hound you can usually figure out what's wrong with someone based off a five-minute conversation, what's so different with them?

RatGod: There's plenty different! 

Therapist: Nezu is correct. They are from another dimension that does not have quirks, pup's experiences and how they handle those experiences is very different. 

Vlampire: So, everyone there is quirkless?

BDSM: PUP????????

Therapist: That is correct Vlad, and yes Nemuri, I gave pup a nickname.
Therapist: They seemed to like it

Loudblond is online.

Loudblond: Why is Sho stressed while staring at his phone?

Hobo: I am not.

GoodFood: Back read

Loudblond: ... Yeah that'll do it

BDSM: Shota being worried for his new kid is everything I ever needed

Hobo: I am not worried

Loudblond: Sure

GoodFood: Sure

BDSM: Sure

RatGod: Sure

Therapist: I assure you that the pup is not in immediate danger at home or at school, nor are they a threat to themselves

Hobo: 'Immediate' danger?

Therapist: While talking about UA's dorms, pup mentioned that their dorm and campus are safe, but they made the comment of "-right now the college is pretty safe-" implying that the campus has either not been safe before or has the possibility of becoming unsafe in the future.

Hobo: Goddammit

GoodFood: Should you be talking about this? What about the confidentiality?

Therapist: I won't go into their specific issues that I've uncovered unless they give me permission and it is necessary, but they did give me permission to talk about general areas under one condition

Vlampire: What is the condition?

Therapist: That no one uses pup's issues to try and manipulate them, if someone does try to manipulate them using their issues, they asked me to 'politely take their kneecaps'.

Hobo: I agree 

BDSM: I have a bat under my desk if someone needs their kneecaps taken

Loudblond: Sounds like little lister has been manipulated before

RatGod: While bodily harm as a punishment for manipulation is tempting, I'm sure I could find something much more fitting for anyone who tries to manipulate (Y/N). Although I am concerned about their learning environment. 

Therapist: If Aizawa asks, they'll most likely answer

Hobo: Why me? 

Loudblond: They're your kid

BDSM: ^

Hobo: Shut it 

Therapist: In our conversations about comfort characters, they spoke about you fondly. 90% of the time pup referred to you as "Dadzawa".

Hobo: ...

BDSM: I just walked by the staff room and Shota looks like he's buffering 

Loudblond: Give him a minute to compute that

GoodFood: While you guys have been talking the kid came online, and you might want to look at the other chat

Vlampire: I have no doubts that kid is Aizawa's. You could tell me they were biologically related, and I'd believe it 

Loudblond: W h a t ???

BDSM: This I got to see

 

Chapter 5: 5

UA Staff chat + (Y/N)

Allmight: Hello young (Y/N)!

MiniAizu: Hi

Allmight: I realized I failed to greet you when you first arrived
Allmight: My apologies for that, I was training my student

*Insert a clearly taken picture of Izuku doing pushups*

MiniAizu: Training Izuku?

Allmight: Ah- yes, our quirks are similar and so I help him 

MiniAizu: Uh-huh
MiniAizu: So, you're the real All Might? 

Allmight: Is something the matter young (Y/N)?
Allmight: Of course I am! Albeit we hero's are still unsure of how you were added to a chat in another dimension

MiniAizu: I don't understand how Aizawa hasn't attempted to beat your ass yet
MiniAizu: I mean he would have motive and he'd probably win

Allmight: Why would Eraser Head want to attack me? 

MiniAizu: If he knew what I knew you wouldn't even be in the same room as Izuku without supervision

Allmight: That's quite a rude thing to say young (Y/N),
Allmight: You shouldn't speak to others like that, especially your elders

MiniAizu: I speak how I want and if you had my respect I would speak to you differently
MiniAizu: Age doesn't matter

Allmight: I don't understand why you are acting like this

MiniAizu: Cause I know everything about your quirk, your teaching, and how you met Izuku

Allmight: Nezu said you would know
Allmight: but that doesn't explain my teaching or what this has to do with young Midoriya

MiniAizu: You stupid or just stupid?

Allmight: This behavior is very wrong

MiniAizu: Oh, no, I'm just getting started on your ass

Loudblond: Woah little listener

BDSM: Why the sass?

MiniAizu: Cause he's a bitch

Vlampire: See? Aizawa's kid

RatGod: This is quite interesting 

Allmight: Nezu why is young (Y/N) so violent?

MiniAizu: You call this violent?
MiniAizu: You literally fight villains
MiniAizu: And cause like- tons of damage

BDSM: A point for my godchild

RatGod: (Y/N) has a point, while they are abrasive, they are not being violent

MiniAizu: Hol up-
MiniAizu: Godchild?

BDSM: I claim you as my godchild

MiniAizu: Niceeee

Allmight: Why are you claiming someone you've never met in person as your godchild?

MiniAizu: Cause she can All Bitch, don't question my godmom

BDSM: FKJSFNISHDFSKDJFH

Loudblond: You're definitely Sho's kid

Allmight: There was no reason to be rude, it was only a question

GoodFood: Don't all the younger kids like All Might tho?

MiniAizu: E w

Vlampire: Why are you so pissed off at All Might?

MiniAizu: Reasons :)

Vlampire: And now we've switched back to mini Nezu

Therapist: Pup you can't just verbally harass All Might out of no where

Hobo: Yes they can

BDSM: Yes they can

Loudblond: I mean- it's for a reason if they're this upset-

GoodFood: Oh lord

MiniAizu: See! I have my parents' approval!

Loudblond: LSJNDVIUSFKSGUIH

BDSM: KSJNCISBVISFBVIS OMFG

Hobo: ...

Allmight: It isn't heroic behavior to verbally harass someone 

MiniAizu: Aizawa does
MiniAizu: Are you perhaps saying that he isn't heroic?
MiniAizu: That's disappointing for a limelight hero to say about an underground hero
MiniAizu: There's enough stigma as is

Vlampire: Another point for the hellion

Allmight: Wait that isn't what I'm saying!

MiniAizu: Are you sure? Bc it seems to me that you think trash talk is villainous
MiniAizu: Which wouldn't make sense because you do it yourself?
MiniAizu: But now that it's used against you, you claim it's wrong
MiniAizu: AND your fellow pro hero's do the same thing, even in banter
MiniAizu: So it sounds like you're hypocritical and calling your coworkers villainous

Allmight: ...

Allmight has gone offline.

GoodFood: ...

Vlampire: ...

Loudblond: ...

BDSM: ...

RatGod: Ah, I see the mini me now. I'm proud

Hobo: ... That's my kid

MiniAizu: Thank you!

SharpShooter: You terrify me, and I haven't even spoken to you yet

MiniAizu: That's nice :)

SharpShooter: Case and point.

Hobo: Why did you say if I knew what happened with problem child, I wouldn't let them be alone together and I would fight him?

MiniAizu: I'd rather see Bitch Might squirm a little more, so I'll hold off on spilling the tea

RatGod: I approve 

MiniAizu: But you need to put the broccoli baby in therapy
MiniAizu: Poor boy has years of trauma but for ReAsOnS, won't go to therapy himself

Therapist: I've tried to get him to come but he only sits there and takes notes

MiniAizu: Man, I wish I could talk to him, I got something that'll get him compliant enough to actually try therapy

Loudblond: Like what? 

MiniAizu: Secret :)

Vlampire: Nezu please control your hellion 

RatGod: I find my mini me to be quite entertaining 

Vlampire: Of course you do

Hobo has added BoneBreaker to the chat. Say hi!

BoneBreaker: Aizawa-sensei?

Hobo: Go to therapy

BoneBreaker: I have gone before

Therapist: You took notes the whole time

BoneBreaker: I don't need therapy though; I'm fine I promise!

Hobo: Are you sure?

BoneBreaker: Yes, even All Might agrees that I don't really have to go to therapy

Vlampire: Release the hellion

BoneBreaker: ...What?

MiniAizu: Swan Dive

BoneBreaker: ... 

BoneBreaker: How did you know about that?

BoneBreaker: Who are you?

GoodFood: Aizawa's virtually adopted kid

BDSM: My virtually adopted godchild

Loudblond: My virtually adopted kid

Therapist: My Pup

SharpShooter: They're terrifying

RatGod: My mini me

Vlampire: Nezu's hellion 

MiniAizu: Jesus christ guys-
MiniAizu: I'm (Y/N)

BoneBreaker: That doesn't answer my other question

MiniAizu: You don't need to know.
MiniAizu: What you do need to know is that I'm not above using my information to blackmail you into going to therapy

GoodFood: Full on Aizu mode, I've got popcorn

Loudblond: Omw

BoneBreaker: That doesn't make sense
BoneBreaker: I would eventually get to that part so it wouldn't be blackmail anymore

MiniAizu: Would it be better for Hound Dog to hear it from you with a good word put in about him so he doesn't get in too serious of trouble or would you just like me to lay out the facts and leave it up to their discretion without your input?

BoneBreaker: Fine I'll go to therapy

BDSM: What is this witchcraft?

MiniAizu: Good

BoneBreaker: If

BDSM: Plot twist?

MiniAizu: If?

BoneBreaker: You use the same method and make him go to therapy too

MiniAizu: Deal, if the teacher's let me

Hobo: You want to blackmail another one of my students?

MiniAizu: Aboslutely!~ You'll thank me later

Therapist: I'm thanking you now, even if it's a rather unusual method

Bobthebuilder: No one is going to talk about how Midoriya just told (Y/N) to blackmail someone?

SharpShooter: Or that Aizawa added his problem child so he could be blackmailed by his other child for therapy?

BoneBreaker: No <3

MiniAizu: No <3

Hobo: No.

BoneBreaker: (Y/N) could I DM you later?

MiniAizu: Ofc

Loudblond: This was worth running to the lunchroom for popcorn

BDSM: ...

BDSM: I'VE MADE A DECISION

Vlampire: Oh god

MiniAizu: Yes God-ma?

BDSM: I'm adding him as my other godchild! 

GoodFood: Say what?

Hobo: What.

SharpShooter: Excuse me-

BDSM: (Y/N) say hello to your new brother

MiniAizu: I-
MiniAizu: Yeah okay
MiniAizu: Hello new brother that I just blackmailed

BDSM: Izu, say hi to your new sibling

Vlampire: ..It'll be less of a headache if you just go along with it Midoriya

BoneBreaker: ...
BoneBreaker: Hello new sibling that just blackmailed me with my own trauma

BDSM: Great! You two get along perfectly 

LoudBlond: ...INGORING T H A T-
Loudblond: Does this mean me and Sho have another unofficial child

Hobo: No

BDSM: Yes

GoodFood: Yes

Vlampire: Yes

RatGod: It would seem so

Loudblond: Awesome!

Hobo: I hate it here

MiniAizu: I gotta answer my DM's real quick before I blackmail the Pomeranian 

GoodFood: I'll make more popcorn for anyone who wants some

 

Chapter 6: 6

Private DM: Izuku and (Y/N)

BoneBreaker: How did you know about what kacchan told me in middle school?
Bonebreaker: No one but me and Kacchan know about that
BoneBreaker: What do you gain from this?
BoneBreaker: Are you trying to get Kacchan in trouble?
BoneBreaker: How do you know the pro hero's?
BoneBreaker: They've never mentioned you before
BoneBreaker: Why did Miss Midnight call me her godchild and say we're siblings now?
BoneBreaker: Why did they all introduce you like that?

MiniAizu:...
MiniAizu: Are you done yet?

BoneBreaker: Ah I'm sorry for spamming you, I'm worried about Kacchan

MiniAizu: You have nothing to be sorry for, I know you ramble a lot and I don't see why it would be any different through texting, it doesn't bother me and I expected it
MiniAizu: I just wanted to know when you were done so I could start answering everything without making it confusing

BoneBreaker: ..That makes sense I guess

MiniAizu: So, are those the main questions you want to ask?

BoneBreaker: Yes

MiniAizu: Everything I tell you has to be kept a secret from everyone okay? Including Katsuki.
MiniAizu: The teachers in the group chat and I are the only ones that know

BoneBreaker: If it's such a big secret, then why are you telling me?

MiniAizu: Well for one, you have violent anxiety and refuse to get help for it
MiniAizu: So, if I left you with all your questions you would likely have an attack
MiniAizu: And I highly doubt you want me to tell Aizawa that

BoneBreaker: That's true..
BoneBreaker: I promise not to tell anyone

MiniAizu: That's good.
MiniAizu: Long story short: I'm in another dimension, I see your world through an anime that mainly follows your story of becoming a hero, beginning in your middle school

BoneBreaker: W h a t

MiniAizu: Before you shoot a million questions at me, neither I nor the heroes know how I ended up in that gc and it will not let me leave

BoneBreaker: Okay...

MiniAizu: Once Nezu gave the clear that I was safe to continue talking to, the whole: Mini Aizu, child, godchild, hellion thing just sort of happened along the way
MiniAizu: Midnight 'adopted' you because she decided she likes you, as the other godchild of hers she announced us siblings, idrk-
MiniAizu: What I gain from this is that I get to help

BoneBreaker: What  

MiniAizu: You're always rushing to meet expectations, train, or save someone. Yet you refuse to do the same for yourself.
MiniAizu: You're a great hero Izuku but if you keep going like this, your mental health problems will get much worse and I don't think anyone wants that for you
MiniAizu: And as someone who has literally watched you grow up; I certainly don't want that for you

BoneBreaker: ...
BoneBreaker: I-

MiniAizu: Yes, I know you want to be strong, but that strength isn't always purely muscle or control over a quirk
MiniAizu: You're a sweetheart to just about anyone who meets you and that's admirable considering what you've gone through
MiniAizu: But you can't change the fact that you have gone through horrible things, and they left mental scars
MiniAizu: Sometimes outside help is needed in order to get through your trauma or it could grow to be unbearable 
MiniAizu: Your mental health is very important, to any person and especially to a hero that wants to, and I quote "save people with a smile"

BoneBreaker: ...

MiniAizu: Just think over what I said, and don't worry about what will happen to Katsuki
MiniAizu: If you explain what you think about it and why he did it plus my own information I have on him, he won't be getting a suspension or an expulsion. I know how much you want to see him turn into his own kind of hero.
MiniAizu: Additionally, under no circumstance will I want or encourage the teachers to contact either of your parents. I know how worried your mother gets, and how ...questionable... Katsuki's home life is

BoneBreaker: ...
BoneBreaker: ..Thanks

MiniAizu: That's what god siblings are for ^.^
MiniAizu: Feel free to text me whenever you want, since, like-
MiniAizu: In the non-creepiest way possible
MiniAizu: I know about things you've gone through and your quirk 

BoneBreaker: I'll think about it

MiniAizu: Good, now I got a certain walking TNT stick to confuse and blackmail
MiniAizu: Feel free to watch and be amused, just don't talk bc I don't think my and Katsuki's anger issues should butt heads more than they will

BoneBreaker: I won't talk, I don't want him to yell anymore then he already does

MiniAizu: Great! TTYL, and don't forget to take care of yourself

BoneBreaker: I won't, TTYL

Private DM's: Nezu and (Y/N)

MiniAizu: Did you read mine and Izuku's convo?

RatGod: Of course. I'll plan accordingly

MiniAizu: And this is why I chose RatGod and not RatSatan
MiniAizu: You're awesome!

RatGod: Thank you, I believe Hound Dog is texting you

MiniAizu: Alrighty

Private DM's: Hound Dog and (Y/N)

Therapist: Midoriya came into my office crying while he was having his conversation with you, and he let me read it
Therapist: Good job on talking to him

MiniAizu: Thank you! Although Katsuki is going to be a bit more challenging since he actively ignores emotion and instead turns it into anger

Therapist: I have no doubts you can manage pup

MiniAizu: Thank you for the vote of confidence! But this is going to be v e r y different from Izuku's and more than likely done poorly because until Katsuki gets to a place he's willing to listen to people there's only two options for me

Therapist: Which is?

MiniAizu: Option one would be already having his respect as a strong individual of equal standing, of which I don't have

Therapist: And option two? 

MiniAizu: Beating it in his head via breaking every rebuttal he has until there's no other choice but to give in, which he absolutely hates doing. So basically, we're going to be going at each other with facts, anger issues, and potentially empty threats

Therapist: That... isn't healthy

MiniAizu: It absolutely is not, BUT, he's not going to listen to me any other way, even if he knows early on in the conversation that I'm right. His ego, inferiority complex, and superiority complex are all going to be gunning on him 'winning' in the conversation

Therapist: Noted. I don't like how this has to be done pup but by the looks of your conversation with Midoriya, Bakugo needs help as well and he's not going to do it himself

MiniAizu: I don't exactly like it either, and there are others in class 1-A that need help as well, but Izuku and Katsuki are the first one's I figured needed to be addressed. One of the student's I'll be needing Nezu's help on before I can even begin to think about him getting therapy

Therapist: Noted.

Chapter 7: 7

UA Staff Chat + (Y/N)

MiniAizu: Okay I'm ready to argue with sparky!

BoneBreaker is offline.

Therapist: He will be watching on my phone, so it doesn't show he's active

MiniAizu: Smarticle Particles 
MiniAizu: If everyone's ready for a very angry shit show, Dadzawa would you please?

Hobo has added ExplosionGod to the group chat. Say Hi!

ExplosionGod: What is this?

Hobo: This is the place I am going to ask you to go to therapy 

ExplosionGod: HELL NO
ExplosionGod: I DON'T NEED THAT STUPID SHIT

GoodFood: Is there no way we can convince you to go?

ExplosionGod: HELL NO

Loudblond: Here we go again

ExplosionGod: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!

Vlampire: Release the hellion!

MiniAizu: Hi I'm the hellion

ExplosionGod: PISS OFF EXTRA
ExplosionGod: WHO EVEN ARE YOU?!

GoodFood: Aizawa's virtually adopted kid

BDSM: My virtually adopted godchild

Loudblond: My virtually adopted kid

Therapist: My Pup

SharpShooter: They're terrifying

RatGod: My mini me

Vlampire: Nezu's hellion 

ExplosionGod: ...what the hell

MiniAizu: Is this just how I am going to be introduced to people?
MiniAizu: I'm (Y/N)

Hobo: Feel my pain

ExplosionGod: What the hell do you want?

MiniAizu: That would be simple, go to therapy or I blackmail you into it

ExplosionGod: LIKE HELL I WILL

MiniAizu: Okay blackmail it is

ExplosionGod: WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT

MiniAizu: Go to therapy or I tell everyone in this group chat myself what happened in your middle school

ExplosionGod: YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING

MiniAizu: Do the words "Swan Dive" jog any memories?

ExplosionGod: ...

MiniAizu: If it doesn't jog any memories then I can tell you all about it till you do

ExplosionGod: Did stupid Deku tell you?
ExplosionGod: Is he the one who put you up to this? I'm gonna kick his ass

MiniAizu: No and No and absolutely not
MiniAizu: I actually just had to blackmail him to go to therapy as well

ExplosionGod: I'm not going to therapy

MiniAizu: You do realize if I as a third party spilled everything right now without your input what could happen right?

ExplosionGod: ...
ExplosionGod: Therapy is stupid as hell

MiniAizu: Oh, I'm sorry great and mighty King Explosion Murder, you expect to go after the number one hero spot with a half ass mind set?

ExplosionGod: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN HUH?!

MiniAizu: You do know that limelight heroes have to be GOOD in order to climb the hero ranking right? Not just strong. If you went out into the world with the attitude you have now, then society will not react kindly to it, and you wouldn't get anywhere near number one

ExplosionGod: ...

MiniAizu: Go to therapy, get help with your problems, and while you're there you'll learn how to handle people and that'll get you closer to your goal

ExplosionGod: Therapy doesn't teach shit about dealing with people

MiniAizu: I know your in-the-top-of-the-class-ranking ass did not just spout off bullshit to me

ExplosionGod: Hah? The hell you say to me?!

MiniAizu: You are smart jackass; people go to therapy to figure out their problems. You're gonna tell me you can't learn how to deal with other people by witnessing firsthand how someone deals with another person's problems? 

ExplosionGod: ...
ExplosionGod: Blackmail bitch

MiniAizu: Angry TNT stick

ExplosionGod: Whatever

MiniAizu: Great! Hound Dog will be in touch
MiniAizu: I am available if you need to bitch
MiniAizu: But I will call your ass out if you're in the wrong

ExplosionGod: Piss off

Hobo has removed ExplosionGod from the chat.

BoneBreaker is online.

BoneBreaker: HOW DID YOU NOT DIE

MiniAizu: Lmao, I speak his language 

SharpShooter: I said it before and I'll say it again, they scare me

GoodFood: It just looked like an argument to me, not a negotiation 

Loudblond: I feel like I just read a book upside down

Hobo: What.

Loudblond: I knew what was being said but I didn't understand a thing

BDSM: MY GODBABY IS AWESOME

Bobthebuilder: That was as strange as watching Mei build her babies

MiniAizu: I take that as a compliment

Bobthebuilder: The fact that you do concerns me more than the conversation you just had

RatGod: You are quite good at this

MiniAizu: I've done this on people I know in my world, and it helps that I already have knowledge on personality... and blackmail, blackmail is good

Vlampire: Again, Nezu get your hellion

RatGod: Tell their parents, I find them intriguing 

Vlampire: Aizawa, Hizashi, Nemuri get your hellion

Hobo: No

Loudblond: No

BDSM: No

Vlampire: Seriously? Midoriya?

BoneBreaker: Absolutely not <3

MiniAizu: My family is best family, end of story
MiniAizu: Speaking of...

SharpShooter: That doesn't sound good

MiniAizu has changed BDSM's name to MomNight.

MiniAizu has changed Hobo's name to Dadzawa.

MiniAizu has changed Loudblond's name to Dadmic.

MiniAizu has changed BoneBreaker's name to BroccoliBrother.

Dadzawa: ...

Dadmic: I like it little listener!

MomNight: I LOVE IT SM-

BroccoliBrother: ...I have accepted my fate at this point

Chapter 8: 8

TW : School Shooting (It's our world lmao)
I'm tryna make this a mix of serious and crack, all of this is taken from personal  experience

UA Staff chat + (Y/N) & Izuku

2:00 AM

MiniAizu: Anybody up?

BroccoliBrother: Normally it says everyone is online unless they specifically choose to go offline but yes, I'm up
BroccoliBrother: Why are you up at 2 in the morning? 

MiniAizu: Why are you?

BroccoliBrother: Fair
BroccoliBrother: I tell mine and you'll tell yours?

MiniAizu: Deal

BroccoliBrother: I was making a page for you in my notebook

MiniAizu: Yep, I can die happily now that is so cute

BroccoliBrother: I will have plans to murder you in this book

MiniAizu: Even better

BroccoliBrother: Mood

UA Staff chat 2

Dadzawa: @everyone someone wake up and supervise the problem kids, I'm on patrol

MomNight: Why are you worried?

Dadzawa: Look at their chat 

MomNight: ... I got it

UA Staff chat + (Y/N) and Izuku

BroccoliBrother: So why are you up?

MiniAizu: The town is having some sort of festival thing and they are shooting off fireworks

BroccoliBrother: It's so loud that you can't sleep?

MiniAizu: Ehhhh not exactly 

BroccoliBrother: Then what's up with it?

MiniAizu: The fireworks sound like gun shots

BroccoliBrother: Oh, do you not like guns?

MiniAizu: I don't like school shootings

UA Staff chat 2

MomNight: @everyone I NEED PEOPLE UP. NOW.
MomNight: @everyone I'M NOT ABOVE USING HERO PAGERS.

Dadmic: What's the problem?

Vlampire: Why are you panicking?

RatGod: What requires us to be awake at such an odd hour of the night?
RatGod: ...Oh. That is... most concerning
RatGod: @everyone 

GoodFood: Yes?

SharpShooter: What's wrong Nezu?

Therapist: Is there a problem? 

MomNight: YES, THERE IS A VERY BIG PROBLEM

RatGod: I would advise you all to take a look at the other group chat

................

Dadmic: ...why would little listener say that?

SharpShooter: This isn't looking good

Vlampire: Do you think people shoot up schools in their world?

GoodFood: Oh god

RatGod: How should we proceed with this Hound Dog?

Therapist: ...We can only observe for now. If we say anything now, then they could get overwhelmed. Midoriya is a student that lives on campus in a dorm which is similar to their current situation, they can relate to him more than they could relate to us because we are teachers

RatGod: Everyone heard him, observe only

UA Staff chat + (Y/N) and Izuku

BroccoliBrother: ...What?

MiniAizu: Yep, we kinda have those happen in my world lol

BroccoliBrother: That's not an 'lol' thing

MiniAizu: Lies, it's as much an lol thing as how many times you break your bones

BroccoliBrother: Those happen that often in your world?

MiniAizu: Yep! They've gotten less frequent in the past couple years since we had a global pandemic

BroccoliBrother: What.

MiniAizu: Lol yeah, it's a virus that gives off flu like symptoms until you lose your taste or smell, and it can be very deadly. If your immune system is compromised, then you'll probably land in the ICU on a respirator if you don't kick the bucket before then
MiniAizu: Even murderers know it isn't smart to go committing mass murder on an empty school bc all the schools were closed and online for quarantine 

BroccoliBrother: The thing that deterred people from unaliving innocent kids was a global pandemic? 

MiniAizu: It's kinda funny when you think about it, cooties vs killers

BroccoliBrother: That was k i n d a funny
BroccoliBrother: What's not funny is how nonchalant you are about this

MiniAizu: You learn to live with it after a while. When I was in high school, we had constant drills of what to do if it ever happened.

BroccoliBrother: Did it?

MiniAizu: Nope!~

BroccoliBrother: That's good

MiniAizu: We got a bomb threat lmao

BroccoliBrother: WHAT

MiniAizu: Yeah, they didn't tell us what was going on and we went on lockdown
MiniAizu: I found out bc I was eavesdropping 
MiniAizu: I never found out if there was a bomb or not but hey, I didn't die so it obviously didn't go off if it was there

BroccoliBrother: You concern me

MiniAizu: Great, now you know how I feel when I watch you run into danger like a kid at a candy store

BroccoliBrother: Backing up, is that why you can't sleep right now?

MiniAizu: Eh basically, and a kid was shot on my campus last year

BroccoliBrother: Oh my god

MiniAizu: Yeah, it kinda sucked bc I went to high school with him, and they made us go to class the next day like it didn't happen

BroccoliBrother: WHAT

MiniAizu: You sure are yelling a lot

BroccoliBrother: BECAUSE THAT'S NOT OKAY

MiniAizu: ~It is what it is~

BroccoliBrother: You need therapy

MiniAizu: Been there, done that
MiniAizu: Rode that horse and fell off
MiniAizu: Got the T-Shirt and Hat to match

BroccoliBrother: And you worry about my trauma
BroccoliBrother: Also, I'm using that

MiniAizu: Yeah, bc your ass is gonna be running around saving people
MiniAizu: I however am perfectly content with my issues and I deal with them accordingly

BroccoliBrother: S e r i o u s l y ?

MiniAizu: Yep!
MiniAizu: Oh the fireworks are over so I'm going to bed, Night!

BroccoliBrother: Night

UA Staff chat 2

Therapist: That is a lot to process and add to their list

MomNight: That was horrible 

Dadmic: How are they still functioning

Vlampire: The hellion already had a list before they mentioned any of t h a t ?

Therapist: Correct

RatGod: This is most concerning, but I suggest we reconvene in the morning, or we will not be able to offer any assistance if needed

Chapter 9: 9

Next Day: UA Staff chat + (Y/N) and Izuku

MiniAizu: Mornin!

BroccoliBrother: I'm alive and I regret it

MiniAizu: Same

SharpShooter: You both need mental help

MiniAizu: Denied

BroccoliBrother: I'm already in therapy

Dadzawa: Child, what the hell was that at 2 am?

MiniAizu: Uh- A conditioned response I was taught while growing up?

Therapist: That is not healthy

MiniAizu: A lot healthier than being unprepared
MiniAizu: Do those not happen in your world?

SharpShooter: Absolutely not

MiniAizu: Oh damn, sorry for bringing it up then

Dadmic: Why are you apologizing?

MiniAizu: Because that was prolly really shocking to know that it does happen

Dadzawa: Are you safe on your campus?

MiniAizu: Most of the time yeah, I have my rules I follow

BroccoliBrother: Rules?

MiniAizu: Yeah, everyone has their own personal rules for situations like that and to stay safe

RatGod: What are your 'rules' for your campus?

MiniAizu: Can I say them even if they're illegal?

Vlampire: Concern for the Hellion

RatGod: Of course

MiniAizu: Coolio
MiniAizu: I always keep one knife on me with my pepper spray
MiniAizu: Shoes you can run in or can get off fast enough to run barefoot 
MiniAizu: Always shorts under a skirt
MiniAizu: Don't walk around campus at night 
MiniAizu: Find escape routes in every room you walk in
MiniAizu: If there's no escape routes then a good hiding spot

Dadmic: ...If there's no escape route or hiding spot?

MiniAizu: Depends on the situation, either play dead or stab them

SharpShooter: That's not very hero like

BroccoliBrother: I like that plan

Vlampire: ^two different people 

Therapist: You should not have to make those plans

MiniAizu: ~It is what it is~

MomNight: Are you okay?

MiniAizu: Absolutely not, but I've gotta go get ready for class, ttyl!

A week later in the same chat

BroccoliBrother: (Y/N) KACCHAN IS TRYNA KILL ME
BroccoliBrother: Crap wrong chat

Vlampire: @MiniAizu I think your brother needs you to reign in the anger issues kid

MiniAizu: Nice, add him

BroccoliBrother: NO HE'LL GET MAD I'M STILL IN THIS CHAT

MiniAizu: Either way get me in touch with him, I forgot to add him to my friend list

BroccoliBrother has added you to the 1-A class chat.

MiniAizu: WHERE'S THE BITCH

RuleBook: That is highly inappropriate behavior!

DanceQueen: Who's that?

Kamichu: No one else is concerned about their name..?

Spiderman: Who are they yelling at?

ExplosionGod: WHAT 

RockHard: They were yelling at Bakubro?

MiniAizu: QUIT BEING AN ASSHOLE

Froppy: At least someone said it

MCR: I sense darkness

Kamichu: Do they have a death wish?

ExplosionGod: PISS OFF

MiniAizu: MAKE ME

Spiderman: Oh god there's two of them

Kamichu: I just sit back and observe

ExplosionGod: WTF DO YOU WANT?!

MiniAizu: QUIT HARASSING THE BABY

ExplosionGod: FUCK NO

MiniAizu: BITCH ASS CUNT

ExplosionGod: BLACKMAIL BITCH

MiniAizu: ANGRY TNT STICK

ExplosionGod: YOU ALREADY USED THAT ONE

MiniAizu: SO DID YOU MORON

ExplosionGod: STFU

MiniAizu: So, how's the dorm?

ExplosionGod: We just finished some dumbass chores

MiniAizu: At least that shits done tho

ExplosionGod: It's my turn to fucking cook tonight so I'm not done

MiniAizu: I've heard your food is good

ExplosionGod: Damn straight, bye bitch

MiniAizu: Bye jackass

Spiderman: ...

DanceQueen: ...

Kamichu: ...

RockHard: ...

MCR: ...

*basically all of 1-A minus Izuku*

BroccoliBrother: Thanks!

MiniAizu: No problem, let him cool off a little while he's cooking and he'll be back to normal

Kamichu: Who are you?

MiniAizu: Depends on who you ask

BroccoliBrother: My god sibling, (Y/N)

Float: YOU HAVE A GOD SIBLING?!

RuleBook: The yelling from all of you is disrespectful!

MiniAizu: Can it off-brand sonic

ExplosionGod: Can it four eyes

MiniAizu: ...

ExplosionGod: ...

HotAndCold: Midoriya are you sure Bakugo and (Y/N) aren't related?

BroccoliBrother: Yes

MiniAizu: Yes

ExplosionGod: DUMBASS

Spiderman: Todoroki I think they just act similar-

HotAndCold: I will think on this further. (Y/N) what is your quirk?

BroccoliBrother: Irrelevant

MiniAizu: ^

Kamichu: Now I'm curious

Spidermain: You won't tell your quirk?

MiniAizu: Nope

DanceQueen: Mido, do you know?

BroccoliBrother: Yeah

RockHard: I'm kinda curious too-

DanceQueen: Then will you tell me? I'll suffer until I know the answer

BroccoliBrother: No thank you

MiniAizu: Hey Mina?

DanceQueen: Yes?

MiniAizu: ✨S u f f e r✨

DanceQueen: Ouch

RockHard: That wasn't manly

MiniAizu: And trying to pry an answer out of someone is?

RockHard: ...not really

Froppy: (Y/N) has a point

Kamichu: Yeah, I agree, sorry (Y/N) 

MiniAizu: Its fine, curiosity is natural, but everyone has the right to refuse to answer 

ExplosionGod: Are you bullying raccoon eyes, Blackmail?

MiniAizu: Nope, backread 

ExplosionGod: Idiots

RockHard: I thought Bakubro only nicknamed a couple people

Spiderman: Why is it blackmail?

Kamichu: I'm still more concerned about their username

MiniAizu: I blackmailed him when I first met him

MOMo: Blackmail isn't very nice (Y/N)

MiniAizu: It was a necessary evil, and a last resort for a private matter we were discussing which wouldn't have been resolved otherwise  

MOMo: Oh, I apologize for the misunderstanding 

MiniAizu: It's all good!

Kamichu: Okay but what about your user?

BroccoliBrother: They are a mashup of Sensei and Principal Nezu

MCR: And the darkness is revealed

MiniAizu: I've been here the whole time thank you

Spiderman: That's terrifying 

MiniAizu: So I've been told

Dadzawa: Stop contaminating my students

RockHard: ...Mr. Aizawa, what's up with your user?

HotAndCold: Are you admitting that you are Shinso's father?

Dadzawa: No.

HotAndCold: It is only a matter of time until I prove it

BroccoliBrother: He isn't Shinso's dad!

MindMeld: He's not my father

Float: Todoroki, we've been over this...

HotAndCold: Then why is his name like that

Dadzawa: It's a long story, one that I am not sharing
Dadzawa: Child

MiniAizu: Yes?

Dadzawa: Good work on stopping a fight

MiniAizu: Thank you

Froppy: That is strange

Float: Has that ever happened before?

RockHard: Has sensei ever outright complimented someone before?

HotAndCold: I have many new theories to create

BroccoliBrother: Todoroki no-

Kamichu: I'm so confused, help?

SuperSound: Aren't you always?

Kamichu: Hey not cool

Spiderman: I think we're all confused 

RockHard: I'll go to the kitchen and ask Bakubro, he might know

ExplosionGod: THE HELL YOU WILL
ExplosionGod: EVERYONE STAYS OUT OF THE KITCHEN TILL IM DONE

RuleBook: That is not nice Bakugo! Let your fellow classmates into the kitchen while you cook

ExplosionGod: FUCK OFF FOUR EYES

MiniAizu: Please respect his space while he is doing something. You wouldn't want someone to come in and start talking if you were focused on studying, would you?

RuleBook: Ah that is very true!
RuleBook: My apologies Bakugo, we will leave you alone while you cook

ExplosionGod: Yeah, whatever

MiniAizu: I'd advise you to not ask him about anything until he's done

RockHard: Okay, thanks

Dadzawa: Get out of my class chat

MiniAizu: Okay okay 

You have left the chat.

UA Staff chat + (Y/N) and Izuku

MiniAizu: I MET CLASS 1-A!

MomNight: You are very happy about that

MiniAizu: Of course! They're amazing!

RatGod: I would like to know why you think they're amazing 
RatGod: Your unique input could prove interesting

MiniAizu: Would it be okay if I spam?

Dadmic: Of course little listener!

BroccoliBrother: Why are you so excited?

MiniAizu: Because the anime followed your growth, your class also had a lot of screen time
MiniAizu: There were also flash backs on certain students and teachers to give insight into their pasts and stuff

BroccoliBrother: That explains why you act like you know them

MiniAizu: Yeah, also, Izu honey I love you but if you tell anyone that I'm gushing over your class I will figure out a way to put hair remover in your shampoo

BroccoliBrother: I'm adding that to my notebook

MiniAizu: In which section?

BroccoliBrother: General revenge plans

MiniAizu: Glad to be of service

Vlampire: Oh god there's two hellions

MiniAizu: :)

BrocoliBrother: :)

SharpShooter: Fear

MiniAizu: AnYwHoRe-

MomNight: I'm using that 

MiniAizu: The whole class is amazing! 
MiniAizu: Background info: The anime follows Izuku's growth starting in middle school so subsequentially it also minorly follows Katsuki as well. Izu is the main character and at a lesser value Katsuki is the second main character 

BroccoliBrother: This feels like an invasion of privacy 

Vlampire: Get used to it kid, the hellion has information on all of us

MiniAizu: There are certain students that were basically background characters because they didn't interact with Izu or Katsuki so to get information on them I would have to use whatever info the creator released and what the fandom has deduced about them

RatGod: So there are limits to the information you could gather

SharpShooter: Thank God

BroccoliBrother: Wait, pause 

MiniAizu: Yes?

BroccoliBrother: If the 'creator' of my story in your world basically tells the story about another world does that mean that the fandom in your world could create characters based on our world and have them actually exist?

RatGod: Ah yes. That would follow the multiverse theory

MiniAizu: And based off how your story is actually real, hypothetically all stories that are created could possibly exist in other dimensions. Characters people create are usually called "Oc's" which stands for original character 

Dadzawa: Following that logic it could be possible for people in another dimension to 'create' a character and that character actually exist as a person elsewhere

RatGod: That's interesting, (Y/N) would you mind taking a look at some profiles I send you to see if they exist in your world as 'Oc's'?

MiniAizu: Sure! It'd be really cool!

BobTheBuilder: I don't know to feel about that

MomNight: Now that, t h a t is settled, I want to know why my god child is so adorably ecstatic at meeting 1-A

MiniAizu: I-
MiniAizu: I'm not adorably ecstatic 

Dadmic: Yes you are, now continue

MiniAizu: Smh
MiniAizu: WELL-
MiniAizu: The students that actually did get close to Izu or Katsuki got a lot more screen time, so the viewers got insight on how they acted. At climactic or meaningful moments there would be a flash back to something significant that happened in their past and that's what makes me love 1-A so much!

RatGod: How so?

MiniAizu: Well back when I thought everyone was just characters on a screen it was easy to think certain characters represented certain things

MomNight: Represent things?

MiniAizu: Momo- Anxiety
MiniAizu: Kaminari- ADHD
MiniAizu: Izuku- Inferiority complex
MiniAizu: Aizawa- Depression
MiniAizu: Katsuki- Anger issues
MiniAizu: Shoto- Emotional stunting caused by trauma
MiniAizu: Kiri- Self Loathing
MiniAizu: Uraraka- Inferiority complex
MiniAizu: Tenya- Need to prove/validate 

MomNight: Oh wow

Therapist: Noted

Dadmic: So, they represent these things?

MiniAizu: I don't know if that was the creator's intention but to the fandom, they did. It's so cool to meet and interact with 1-A because despite their shortcomings or their individual problems they all still strive to be the best heroes possible, and they try their best to become the person they want to be. And they do that even through villain attacks and outside pressures 

RatGod: I agree, that is quite admirable 

Dadzawa: Child, you are strange

MiniAizu: So are you but you don't see me talking about it

Dadzawa: Touche

Vlampire: Father and child love ^

MomNight: A beautiful family

Dadzawa: Shut it Nemuri

Therapist: Pup your 'father' needs family therapy

MiniAizu: Doesn't every family?

BroccoliBrother: Yes

SharpShooter: No

Vlampire: I'm not opening that can of worms

MiniAizu: :)

BroccoliBrother: :)

Chapter 10: 10

A week later, Class 1-A chat

You have been added to the chat by Dadzawa. 

RuleBook: Hello (Y/N)

MiniAizu: Hello

Dadzawa: I'm going on a mission, control the heathens for the weekend

Kamichu: Damn-

MiniAizu: Ah I can't believe you've done this
MiniAizu: Why me? Shouldn't another teacher?
MiniAizu: I need an outline here

Dadzawa: All the teachers familiar with this class will be gone for the weekend and I'm not letting All Might watch them
Dadzawa: You're the next best option according to Nezu

MiniAizu: W o w

Dadzawa: Everyone this is (Y/N)
Dadzawa: They are 20 and will be in this chat and in charge
Dadzawa: The cameras on the campus and in the dorms will catch you if you do something stupid
Dadzawa: Behave or there will be extra training.

RuleBook: We will be on our best behavior for (Y/N)!

MOMo: Of course sensei

MiniAizu: Good luck on the mission, tell everyone I said that please

Dadzawa: Fine
Dadzawa: Stay off the other chat until we come back. DM Nezu if you need something

MiniAizu: I will

Dadzawa: Nezu says to "Live up to all of your names"
Dadzawa: Don't break my class

MiniAizu: I will, and I won't break your class

Dadzawa is offline.

MiniAizu: I did not sign up for this
MiniAizu: Izu why didn't you stop this obviously poor decision?

BroccoliBrother: I didn't know he was doing this

MiniAizu: Jfc this will be interesting 

RuleBook: I am sure that we will behave as proper students of UA should

MOMo: I assume he didn't leave anything for you to tell us

MiniAizu: No, he didn't

BroccoliBrother: It's basically just another weekend 

MiniAizu: I'm assuming you all know how to not die and take care of yourselves?

ExplosionGod: Yes idiot

MiniAizu: Then nobody do anything too dumb and we're golden

SuperSound: They're talking to you Denki

Kamichu: Hey I didn't even say anything

MiniAizu: I am talking to all of you
MiniAizu: I'm setting my DM's to open if anyone needs it

*Insert a literal wall of "Okay's" here that no one wants to read*

20 Minutes later. Private DM: Katsuki and (Y/N)

ExplosionGod: Hey

MiniAizu: Hey, did someone do something stupid already?

ExplosionGod: They're all stupid, all the time, but no

MiniAizu: Then is everything good with you?
MiniAizu: I didn't think you would want to text me after what I did

ExplosionGod: This was the Dog's idea

MiniAizu: Ah, was his idea just to text me?

ExplosionGod: Fucking idiot
ExplosionGod: Yesterday he told me to thank someone and say why

MiniAizu: Out of all people, why would you thank me?

ExplosionGod: Everyone else can't keep their fucking mouths shut

MiniAizu: Makes sense
MiniAizu: But I'm letting you know now, if you're uncomfortable or don't know what to say then you don't have to do it just yet

ExplosionGod: Whatever

MiniAizu: Mhm

Two hours later, same chat.

ExplosionGod: Thanks for getting me to go to therapy even if you fucking blackmailed me to do it. The Dog explained why you did it. I'm not mad. Thanks for not getting me expelled when you had all the time to fucking do it. Thanks for not telling those nosy ass extras that I go to therapy and getting them off my ass.

MiniAizu: You're welcome and thank you for not being mad. Getting you expelled was never an option, I would rather see you turn into a great hero. Your business is your business and I'd never tell someone else's personal life without their permission first, and if you need me to then I'll always try my best to get them off your ass

ExplosionGod: Are you a fucking therapist?

MiniAizu: No, I've learned how to handle things through experience 

ExplosionGod: And why the hell can't I learn how to deal with extras that way?

MiniAizu: You're saving victims and you will have people that aspire to be like you
MiniAizu: Your best bet is to go out into the hero world already knowing how to deal with people

ExplosionGod: Were you an older sibling of some extra at my middle school?

MiniAizu: No

ExplosionGod: Is it your quirk?

MiniAizu: No

ExplosionGod: Why wouldn't you tell Icyhot or racoon eyes your quirk?

MiniAizu: Personal reasons 

ExplosionGod: Were you like Deku in middle school then?

MiniAizu: No, but I don't have intentions of letting that happen to me

ExplosionGod: So, you're fucking quirkless?

MiniAizu: Why do you say that?

ExplosionGod: You won't tell your quirk
ExplosionGod: You called it 'personal reasons'
ExplosionGod: You said 'letting' like if you did tell the idiots then it would happen to you

MiniAizu: Jfc I hate that you're so smart

ExplosionGod: Fucking dumbass

MiniAizu: I'd rather not get a taste of what quirkless discrimination is like firsthand so could you not let that little tidbit of information leak elsewhere? 

ExplosionGod: Yeah whatever

MiniAizu: Thank you

Hour later, Private DM's: Denki and (Y/N)

Kamichu: Would it be wrong to stick a lightbulb in my mouth and see if it lights up?
Kamichu: SORRY I WAS TOLD TO ASK ON A DARE

MiniAizu: I wouldn't say put it in your mouth, hold it in your hand and make sure you control how much electricity you're putting into it, or it could explode

Kamichu: Wait-
Kamichu: I could do that?!

MiniAizu: Make a lightbulb light up? Yeah
MiniAizu: It'd probably be cool to see just how long you could keep the proper current flowing for the lightbulb to stay lit and not explode

Kamichu: Can I?

MiniAizu: As long as someone stays with you in case you get hurt or short circuit 

Kamichu: Awesome! I'll be with Sero!

Half hour later: Class 1-A chat + (Y/N)

Spiderman: Denks walked into my room half an hour ago with a first aid kit and a light bulb
Spiderman: He's been watching TV and keeping the lightbulb lit this whole time

SuperSound: That sounds like a disaster in the making 

DanceQueen: Does he plan on blowing it up in your room?

MiniAizu: That's great! He's kept the current steady this whole time 

Spiderman: Wait- 
Spiderman: What?

MiniAizu: He DM'd me and asked a question, I gave him an answer and told him to not be alone and make sure to keep the current steady 

SuperSound: Oh great, even the sub doesn't trust Denki to be alone

MiniAizu: Do you always make such negative comments about him? 

SuperSound: No

Spiderman: Y E S

MiniAizu: Expect an email from Hound Dog

SuperSound: What- Why?

MiniAizu: Banter between friends is okay but you're borderline bullying him and that is nowhere near okay for a future hero, nor okay for his mental health

Froppy: I agree with (Y/N) kero

SuperSound: Why do you keep agreeing with them Tsu?

Froppy: Everything they're saying is true 

BroccoliBrother: My sibling is best sibling 

ExplosionGod: THEY LITERALLY BLACKMAILED YOUR DUMBASS

MiniAizu: Regret? Nah

BroccoliBrother: It was for good reason, I'm okay with that 

MiniAizu: Awww my brother is precious 

Spiderman: I'm finding more reasons to fear you

MiniAizu: :)

Spiderman: F e a r

BroccoliBrother: I can't believe I have to say this bc Vlad can't

Froppy: Vlad King? 1-B's teacher?

MiniAizu: You wouldn't  

Spiderman: Wth is going on

BroccoliBrother: Nezu come get your hellion!

MiniAizu: Fucking T R A I T O R 

RatGod has added RatGod to the group chat.

RatGod: I find my mini me to be quite entertaining

RatGod has left the chat.

MiniAizu: H A H 

BroccoliBrother: It was worth a shot

ExplosionGod: DON'T SCARE ELBOWS 

MiniAizu: I DIDN'T MEAN TO-

KarateKid: This is interesting

HotAndCold: (Y/N) are you related to our principal?

MiniAizu: What the hell-

MCR: The principal once said he lacks a family Todoroki

RuleBook: Todoroki I must admit that assumption is quite far fetched 

HotAndCold: I didn't get an answer

ExplosionGod: W R O N G

BroccoliBrother: I n c o r r e c t 

MiniAizu: F a l s e

RockHard: Say "I" to call them the chaos trio^

Froppy: I

MCR: I

KarateKid: I

Baker: I

SnowWhite: I

ImaGhost: I

DanceQueen: I

SuperSound: I

RuleBook: I

MOMo: I

Spiderman: I x2 for Denks

ExplosionGod: HAH?!?!

MiniAizu: Well then-

BroccoliBrother: I accept my questionable fate 

 

Chapter 11: 11

Class 1-A chat, Saturday evening.

RockHard: Uhhh (Y/N)?

MiniAizu: Yes?

RockHard: Can you make Kamibro put the lightbulb down?
RockHard: He's been doing it all day and Serobro can't make him stop

Spiderman: He's almost short circuited but he hasn't blown up the lightbulb 

MiniAizu: I'll text him

Private  DM's :  Denki  and Izuku

MiniAizu: Honey, are you there?

Kamichu: Yeeaahp

MiniAizu: Could you put the lightbulb down for me please?

Kamichu: I wannna se how lo ng I cna go

MiniAizu: You did good for the day, but you need some rest

Kamichu: But I cna do it

MiniAizu: I know you can

Kamichu: Rlly?

MiniAizu: Of course, you're very strong
MiniAizu: But I still want you to stop so your friends don't worry 

Kamichu: Maaaaan

MiniAizu: I know dear, but please

Kamichu: Ok ay 

MiniAizu: Thank you

1-A Class chat

Spiderman: Thank g o d

RockHard: Thanks Aizubro

MiniAizu: Uh, yeah, no problem 

Thirty minutes later, same chat

Kamichu: I'm back to normal!

MiniAizu: That's good

Kamichu: That was kinda cool to do

MiniAizu: It was amazing that you kept it up that long,
MiniAizu: Dadzawa would be proud

Kamichu: Awesome! 

BroccoliBrother: (Y/N) have you heard anything from Dadzawa?

MiniAizu: Nope, I'm sure he's fine though

RuleBook: I commend you Kaminari on your efforts!

MOMo: It is very impressive you could keep it lit for so long 

Kamichu: Thanks guys!

Float: Deku where'd you go?

BroccoliBrother: I went out for a run

MiniAizu: Don't get into any trouble 

Float: Okay!

BroccoliBrother: .... (Y/N)?

MiniAizu: Yes?

BroccoliBrother: I ran into All Might and he saw your username on my screen

MiniAizu: Okay?

BroccoliBrother: He wants me to add him to the group chat since you're here?

MiniAizu: Huh?
MiniAizu: OH-
MiniAizu: This bitch wants round two 

RockHard: Did they just call All Might a bitch?

Kamichu: w h a t ?

MCR: Darkness is coming

BroccoliBrother: R o u n d 2????

MiniAizu: Yeah, he lost round one

RatGod  added  RatGod  to the group chat.

RatGod: It was quite entertaining if I must say so myself
RatGod: I was very proud of my mini me

RatGod  left the group chat. 

BroccoliBrother: So, should I add him, or what?

MiniAizu: I will on-sight that bitch :) 

BroccoliBrother: That is a definite NO 

ExplosionGod: WTH BLACKMAIL?!

MiniAizu: Katsuki, I live up to my nickname.
MiniAizu: I know A LOT more than you think and I'm not happy with what I know

ExplosionGod: You have dirt on the #1 Hero?

MiniAizu: Yeahp, and I'm pissed at him

ExplosionGod: Then just expose him

MiniAizu: He gets the full Aizu treatment :)

ExplosionGod: Fuck this I'm out, Deku control your sibling

BroccoliBrother: I can't control that thing
BroccoliBrother: Almite tak ing p hon e

MiniAizu: :)

BroccoliBrother  has added  Allmight  to the group chat. 

MiniAizu: What do you want bitch-might?

Kamichu: They really said 'on-sight' lmao

Allmight: I could not simply let someone of your nature be in charge of the young heroes

MiniAizu: My nature?
MiniAizu: You mean how you misguidedly called me violent?

Allmight: You are violent young (Y/N)

MiniAizu: I'm not the one jumping around cities
MiniAizu: and causing a shit ton of collateral damage now am I?

Spiderman: Well damn-

Allmight: Well no

MiniAizu: Then pray tell, how I was being violent? 

Allmight: Verbally attacking an authority figure

MiniAizu: In case you have forgotten,
MiniAizu: you hold no authority over me. Try again.

DanceQueen: Oop-

Allmight: Either way, you must respect authority and your elders

MiniAizu: You are not my 'authority' and I respect people who earn my respect.
MiniAizu: I have no respect for you currently.
MiniAizu: Aizawa put me in charge of this class by the suggestion of Nezu
MiniAizu: If you have a problem with that then take it up with him instead of taking Izuku's phone and forcibly adding yourself to this chat because of your own personal opinions of me

BroccoliBrother: Point to the god sibling
BroccoliBrother: I got my phone back, I'm headed back to the dorm

Allmight: Young Midoriya, do not encourage them

BroccoliBrother: Why not? I mean, they apparently know something and have a reason for their actions

RockHard: Uh am I seeing this right?

Spiderman: Yeah..

Allmight: They do not know anything 

MiniAizu: I know plenty of things, you multicolored clown  

Allmight: Young (Y/N)-

MiniAizu: ( ◕ᴗ◕)っ✂╰⋃╯

Allmight: ...

MiniAizu  has removed  Allmight  from the chat.

MiniAizu: I am now in a bad mood  

Kamichu: How did you cut him off in a text?

MiniAizu: Determination. 

HotAndCold: If you have blackmail on All Might, does that mean you have blackmail on other pro heros?

MiniAizu: If you're talking about that walking dumpster fire of a sperm doner you have,
MiniAizu: Then yes

HotAndCold: Interesting

MiniAizu: :)

RuleBook: I have no words

DanceQueen: That's rare

Chapter 12: 12

HotAndCold  has added  MiniAizu  to the group chat. Say hi!

Dekusquad

RuleBook: Why.

Float: Todoroki?

MiniAizu: Yes?

HotAndCold: Get rid of my dad

MiniAizu: Hypothetically or literally?
MiniAizu: Bc I'm down for both

BroccoliBrother: JFC

RuleBook: That isn't very heroic

MiniAizu: Neither is attempted murder

HotAndCold: Neither is attempted murder

BroccoliBrother: Neither is attempted murder

RuleBook: I-

BroccoliBrother: (Y/N) how did you know?

MiniAizu: :)

BroccoliBrother: Understandable, have a nice day

Float: W h a t -
Float: They won't even tell us exactly what happened-

Froppy: So we're ignoring how they knew that?

MiniAizu: Yes

BroccoliBrother: Yes

HotAndCold: Either would work

MiniAizu: I been waitin' for this one

Float: What?

MiniAizu: I SUMMON THE RAT GOD!

RatGod  has added  RatGod  to the chat. Say hi!

RatGod: I was summoned?

MiniAizu: I have a fun project for you!

RatGod: Yes?

MiniAizu: Dig your lovely claws into Endeavor's personal life.
MiniAizu: You'll find some lovely new chess pieces for a game.
MiniAizu: I could even send you video evidence

RatGod: Interesting, I'll look into it

RatGod  has left the chat.

Float: What

BroccoliBrother: The

Froppy: Fuck

MiniAizu: :)

HotAndCold: What is going to happen?

MiniAizu: Don't worry Shoto, it'll be handled,
MiniAizu: And Endeavor will be suffering indefinitely

RuleBook: Using first names it quite presumptuous

MiniAizu: Ah- no one has told me not to.
MiniAizu: I'm American and we don't call each other by last names.
MiniAizu: Some of you I know by last names only but others I know by first names.
MiniAizu: Uh... Should I stop?

BroccoliBrother: N O P E

MiniAizu: That was violent-

RuleBook: Midoriya?

BroccoliBrother: Let me just make an announcement real quick-

MiniAizu: What-

Class 1-A chat.

BroccoliBrother: I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

RockHard: What's up Midobro?

BroccoliBrother: My god sibling is American and knows some of you by first names
MiniAizu: And they will call you by first names.

ExplosionGod: No shit

BroccoliBrother: Anyone who yells at them for it will see my quirk up close and personal :)

...

ExplosionGod: ... ^ x2

MiniAizu: I-

Float: Protective god brother

DanceQueen: BAKUGO?

ExplosionGod: Shut it raccoon eyes

DanceQueen: ...Kinda terrifying

SuperSound: ...Kinda sweet tho-

RockHard: That's manly to protect your god sibling bro!

MiniAizu: My brother is best brother omfg-

ExplosionGod: WTH BLACKMAIL

MiniAizu: You're very sweet and amazing too Katsuki
MiniAizu: Don't worry, you didn't go unnoticed

ExplosionGod: ...thanks.

Kamichu: Guys Bakubro looks like he's buffering

ExplosionGod: DUNCE FACE YOU'RE DEAD

MiniAizu: Go spar JFC
MiniAizu: Don't set off the fire alarm or short circuit the dorm

ExplosionGod: Whatever

Spiderman: Bakubro is dragging Kamibro out of the dorm

MCR: He fears the darkness

MiniAizu: Are you taking about me?

MCR: Yes

MiniAizu: I'll accept that only because it's from a fellow killjoy

MCR: ... I shall be requesting Sensei to leave the darkness in charge more often

MiniAizu: Appreciated

SuperSound: The emo's and alt's approve of you

MiniAizu: N i c e

Baker: What language is that?

MiniAizu: Yk how you can go in-depth about baking
MiniAizu: And it sounds like another language to someone who doesn't bake?

Baker: Yes?

MiniAizu: It's like that

Baker: Makes sense

RuleBook: The only time this chat is actually used for an announcement
RuleBook: it is followed by a death threat-

MOMo: He's just protective over his sibling, it's endearing

RuleBook: I understand

Dekusquad

MiniAizu: IZU YOU'RE PRECIOUS

BroccoliBrother: Thank you ^.^

Float: Why did Bakugo agree?

MiniAizu: I assume I made it into his tolerable people circle

BroccoliBrother: Must be nice

MiniAizu: Give it a bit and he'll come around

BroccoliBrother: Press X to doubt

RuleBook: X

Float: X

Froppy: X

HotAndCold: X

MiniAizu: Have some faith

BroccoliBrother: Denied

MiniAizu: You'll still be his rival and because of his quirk he'll still be abrasive,
MiniAizu: but he'll come around after some work on his part.
MiniAizu: It's up to you if after everything you still want to understand his actions or communicate with him, as messy as they are

HotAndCold: Why do you defend him?

MiniAizu: I see bits of myself in him

Froppy: You two do act similar

Float: I still don't understand

MiniAizu: I have a lot of the same issues he does,
MiniAizu: his are on a different level
MiniAizu: and he's more outspoken with his anger then I am but it's still similar.
MiniAizu: I was just in a place growing up where I could eventually work on my problems

BroccoliBrother: Huh, makes sense

RuleBook: That explains why Bakugo listens to you

Froppy: So he respects you because he knows you're like him

MiniAizu: I don't know for sure; I've never talked to him about it

HotAndCold: That's ...odd but makes sense

MiniAizu: I just ask that you all take time to understand him
MiniAizu: And to try to see why he may be angry at things
MiniAizu: It'll make life a lot easier

RuleBook: As class president I shall try my best to understand my fellow classmates actions

Froppy: Okay, kero

Float: I'll try my best!

HotAndCold: I will attempt to understand him

MiniAizu: Thank you!

 

Chapter 13: 13

The next morning (so it's Sunday)
Class 1-A chat

MiniAizu: If I see another drug deal, I'm gonna flip shit
MiniAizu: Fuck wrong chat

RuleBook: That is highly illegal!

DanceQueen: W h a t

ExplosionGod: WHAT THE FUCK

BroccoliBrother: Oh wow how many does that make today?

MiniAizu: I shouldn't be talking about that on THIS chat, or with you guys
MiniAizu: Heroes in training, remember?

BroccoliBrother: Too late, you messed up and I'm curious

MiniAizu: Ugh, it was meant for a friend, but I hit the wrong chat

MCR: Another?

SuperSound: Okay but how many have you seen??

MiniAizu: JFC
MiniAizu: Five now

BroccoliBrother: You gave up on covering it up?

MiniAizu: Yes-

MOMo: Where are you to see so many people breaking the law?

MiniAizu: Lol my college campus

RockHard: A SCHOOL?

ExplosionGod: WTH BLACKMAIL

MiniAizu: Chill it's normal

RuleBook: That is not normal

MiniAizu: My college is a party college in a small town that doubles in drugs,
MiniAizu: So it's pretty normal

BroccoliBrother: "It's pretty normal"

MiniAizu: Stfu

MOMo: Why haven't the heroes or police done anything?

MiniAizu: Uh- Where I'm from the law enforcement doesn't really care

RuleBook: Where are you? We could contact the heros to put a stop to it as proper UA student should

MiniAizu: Uh- I plead the fifth

Kamichu: What?

MiniAizu: Shit- Sorry, in America the fifth amendment is the right to remain silent

MOMo: I understand that you don't want to share your location, but may I ask why?

MiniAizu: Well because I don't know if I should
MiniAizu: and I would need to ask Nezu's permission first

RockHard: Why?

MiniAizu: Uh-

BroccoliBrother: They have a lot of information and
BroccoliBrother: if their location got out then they could be put in danger

ExplosionGod: I CALL THEM BLACKMAIL FOR A REASON IDIOTS

MOMo: Oh my, it's understandable to keep your location a secret if it's for your safety

RuleBook: Indeed, safety does come first!

MiniAizu: Thank you for understanding

Kamichu: What's it like having blackmail against people?

MiniAizu: Overwhelming but interesting

RuleBook: Overwhelming?

MiniAizu: Imagine noticing things about a person or seeing certain things
MiniAizu: And that develops into knowing things you shouldn't know about them
MiniAizu: THEN multiply that by, like, a lot of people

Kamichu: w o w

Spiderman: Terrifying

MCR: The darkness has consumed you

MiniAizu: Yep

RockHard: Why don't you report the drug dealers? Drugs aren't manly

MiniAizu: Not a snowballs chance in hell am I going to be known as a snitch

Kamichu: Pff-

SuperSound: W h a t

MiniAizu: I'm from the south, we have a lot of phrases like that.
MiniAizu: I'll try to tone them down if they're hard to understand

BroccoliBrother: No <3

RockHard: They're funny!

Float: I like it!

Spiderman: I'm totally stealing that

MiniAizu: I'm corrupting all of you

Kamichu: To be funny!

BroccoliBrother: Dadzawa is gonna kill you

MiniAizu: I crave death

MCR: Mood

SuperSound: Mood

Kamichu: Mood

BroccoliBrother: Mood

Froppy: Mood

Spiderman: Mood

MiniAizu: All of you need therapy

BroccoliBrother: I'm in therapy!

MiniAizu: Fine, the rest of you need therapy

Kamichu: That's what energy drinks and coffee are for

MiniAizu: More expresso, less depresso

MCR: Precisely

Kamichu: I'm still depressed, now I'm just fast

MiniAizu: Therapy, all of you

Spiderman: You said it first

MiniAizu: Okay, and?

Spiderman: I-

BroccoliBrother: Make them go to therapy!

MiniAizu: In due time

Froppy: Traitor

BroccoliBrother: Feel my pain

MiniAizu: :)

RockHard: Oh god-

MiniAizu: Okay, because I'm supposed to be responsible

BroccoliBrother: sure-

MiniAizu: S H U S H
MiniAizu: Now,
MiniAizu: Has everyone finished any homework they had,
MiniAizu: eaten properly
MiniAizu: and done anything that needed to be done?

RuleBook: I will make sure the dorm is clean
RuleBook: And I will get anyone to help if there is cleaning to be done!

MOMo: I'll hold a study session in the common area
MOMo: For anyone who needs help with homework

MiniAizu: Sounds like a good plan
MiniAizu: Be good heathens

An hour later 

BroccoliBrother: Kacchan is about to blow up Denki

MiniAizu: Why?

BroccoliBrother: Denki can't sit still while we're studying

MiniAizu: Tell him to do the lightbulb exercise while he's sitting there 

BroccoliBrother: Okay 

Midday, Sunday, same chat

MOMo: The homework group is done

RuleBook: The chores group is done as well

MiniAizu: That's great, just remember to eat 

RuleBook: Of course! Kirishima is about to start cooking 

LOV have hacked the group chat.

RuleBook: Villains!

MOMo: Everyone stay on guard

Kurogiri: The League has hacked all of your phones and your teachers are not here to protect you.
Kurogiri: Surrender quietly and no one dies

RockHard: That's ... creepy

Toga: Or don't so I can cut you!

MiniAizu: Oh great, just what I needed.
MiniAizu: Another group of traumatized heathens

Dabi: Valid

Shigaraki: Shut up you useless NPC

MiniAizu: You talk to your grandma with that mouth?
MiniAizu: Oh wait she's dead

Shigaraki: ...

Dabi: Damn that was cold

MiniAizu: I didn't think you knew what cold was

Dabi: Outta pocket
Dabi: But fair

BroccoliBrother: Please don't antagonize the group of villains

Shigaraki: Listen to the brat, idiotic NPC

ExplosionGod: FUCK OFF VILLAINS

Shigaraki: I should have killed that brat when we had him kidnapped

MiniAizu: But cha didn't!
MiniAizu: Cause he's great and you suck ass

Kamichu: Do you have no sense of danger?

Froppy: It seems like they don't

MiniAizu: Why would I be scared of the walking example of why chap stick is important?

ExplosionGod: HAH

Toga: That was so cute! I'd love to see you covered in blood!

MiniAizu: Toga, dear, I understand that your quirk affects your rationality,
MiniAizu: But I have to respectfully decline

Toga: Aw c'mon, why not?

MiniAizu: It would affect my mental health g r e a t l y 

Toga: So?

MiniAizu: That would take away your 'fun'

Toga: Darn, I'll just find someone else

Dabi: Wtf- H O W-

Kurogiri: Please do not forget why we are here

Shigaraki: Exactly! Surrender or die!

MiniAizu: I-
MiniAizu: Lemme just-

Dabi: Lmao ignored

BroccoliBrother: It's never good when they do that-

Kurogiri's name has been changed to Mamagiri.

Shigaraki's name has been changed to HandFetish.

Toga's name has been changed to BloodBaby.

Dabi's name has been changed to Crispy.

MiniAizu: I'm satisfied
MiniAizu: Please continue on your entirely useless rant
MiniAizu: That I will totally read and not ignore

HandFetish: I DO NOT HAVE A HAND FETISH

BloodBaby: Really?

Crispy: Are you sure?

Kamichu: I thought he did...

MiniAizu: Case and point

HandFetish: Who is this useless NPC?!

MiniAizu: :)

RockHard: A mini-Sensei 

Kamichu: A mini-Principal 

BroccoliBrother: A mixture of both^

ExplosionGod: Fucking terrifying

MiniAizu: Thank you

Crispy: I don't think that was a compliment

ExplosionGod: Yes it was matchstick, fuck off

MiniAizu: I'm in charge while the teachers are busy

HandFetish: A pretty useless protector

Mamagiri: If you wish for your charges to stay unharmed
Mamagiri: You will order them to surrender 

MiniAizu: Lmao
MiniAizu: Nah-

Crispy: This is hilarious to watch

MiniAizu: Glad to be of service?

BloodBaby: It is! They even gave me a cute nickname!

MiniAizu: Ofc

HandFetish: So you would let this class get hurt?
HandFetish: Another stupid hero

MiniAizu: Lemme stop you right there. I'm not a hero 

Mamagiri: A non-hero watching over future heroes?
Mamagiri: UA has fallen far

MiniAizu: Oh, No, This class is in good hands

HandFetish: You're just a stupid babysitter 

ExplosionGod: DON'T PISS THEM OFF

BroccoliBrother: Oh god the Aizu is coming

Crispy: The angry one warning us not to piss them off?

BloodBaby: This sounds like fun!

HandFetish: We could kill this entire class right in front of you 

MiniAizu: :)

Spiderman: That's ominous 

ExplosionGod: Not fucking again

Kamichu: Verbal assault incoming lmao

Crispy: Verbal assault-
Crispy: Wait- Again?

MiniAizu: I wonder if your grandma would be sad to see where you are now?
MiniAizu: After all, she was a hero till the day she died

BloodBaby: Shiggy's grandmother was a hero?

MiniAizu: And not the grandson becoming the successor to the one that killed her

Spiderman: W H A T-

HandFetish: ...Get out of my business NPC

MiniAizu: Maybe she would be disappointed in you. Though...
MiniAizu: She'd be more disappointed in your parents for what they did to you
MiniAizu: And God only knows how she'd feel about that sensei of yours 

HandFetish:...

Mamagiri: That is all erased information

Crispy: Oh shit-

HandFetish: You're not a normal NPC 

MiniAizu: No, I'm not
MiniAizu: Now take your gaggle of law breakers
MiniAizu: And go pick on someone who won't spill all your dirty little secrets

Mamagiri: It would be wise to leave, Tomura

HandFetish: This isn't the end you stupid hacker

Mamagiri and HandFetish have left the chat.

BloodBaby: Bye Aizu!

MiniAizu: Bye dear!

BloodBaby has left the chat.

Crispy: This was fucking wild
Crispy: Do you have dirt on me too?

MiniAizu: :)

Crispy: Fuck that 

Crispy has left the chat.

BroccoliBrother: Really?

MiniAizu: Y e s

BroccoliBrother: Why?

MiniAizu: I had to stall for Nezu to do his thing

Kamichu: What thing?

RatGod has hacked into the chat.

RatGod: :)

RatGod has left the chat.

Kamichu: Actually, I don't wanna know

DanceQueen: No one is going to comment on the fact that they blackmailed THE LOV?!?!

Froppy: No

MCR: No

SuperSound: No

ExplosionGod: Fuck no

BroccoliBrother: No

MOMo: It saved us from a potential villain attack

RuleBook: And gave the principal time to do his ...'thing'

Chapter 14: 14

Sunday Evening, 1-A + Y/N chat

Dadzawa: The mission is completed
Dadzawa: Everyone is safe

MiniAizu: Glad to hear it!

Dadzawa: How did it go with the problem children?

MCR: I formally request that the darkness is chosen to
MCR: Watch over us once more if the situation arises

ExplosionGod: ^

RuleBook: ^ x2

Kamichu: ^ x3

DanceQueen: ^ x4

SuperSound: ^x5

BroccoliBrother: ^ x6

SuperSound: ^ x7

Dadzawa: I get it, you all agree
Dadzawa: Now why exactly do you all agree?

MiniAizu: So you see what had happened was-

Kamichu: They gave me a way to light up a light bulb!
Kamichu: It's an awesome way to practice

RuleBook: They stopped a villain attack

Froppy: They call people out on their bs

Spiderman: They blackmailed the LOV, they're terrifying

BroccoliBrother: They went full Aizu when the LOV hacked our chat 
BroccoliBrother: And tried to threaten us

ExplosionGod: It's Blackmail, they're not fucking annoying

SuperSound: The emo's and alt's approve of them

MCR: ^ x2

Dadzawa: The LOV hacked the chat?!

MiniAizu: It's all fine and dandy dadzawa

Dadzawa: No.

RatGod has added himself to the chat. Say Hi!

RatGod: Yes.

RatGod has left the chat.

RuleBook: Apparently Mx. Y/N had it all under control

Kamichu: I thought they had a death wish!

Spiderman: It was crazy

Froppy: They made Toga agree to not harm them
Froppy: And now she seems to be fond of Y/N

DanceQueen: Dabi thought it was hilarious
DanceQueen: and then got scared when Y/N said they had dirt on him too!
DanceQueen: He left immediately after

MOMo: They made Shigaraki and Kurogiri leave first
MOMo: Then Toga left willingly
MOMo: Then Dabi left once he found out about Mx. Y/N having information on him

MiniAizu: I had to stall for Nezu to do his thing

Dadzawa: What-

BroccoliBrother: Please backread Sensei

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Dadzawa: You are a menace

MiniAizu: Thank you!

UA Staff chat + Y/N and Izuku

Dadzawa: Hizashi the problem child is yours now

MiniAizu: R u d e

DadMic: I-

MomNight: I'll take them

Dadzawa: No.

MomNight: Smh-

GoodSoup: Aren't you two married?

BobTheBuilder: Why-

Vlampire: Hellion what did you do?

MiniAizu: Nothing m u c h-

SharpShooter: Did you break his class?

MiniAizu: SMH y'all have zero faith
MiniAizu: His class loves me!

BroccoliBrother: Sero is terrified of you

MiniAizu: ...
MiniAizu: His class loves me :)

RatGod: Tell the class what you did, mouse
RatGod: It was quite commendable :)

MomNight: MOUSE?

Therapist: He wanted to try nicknames

DadMic: What happened little listener?

MiniAizu: So over the weekend
MiniAizu: the L.O.V. hacked into the class chat

DadMic: WHAT?!

AllMight: Someone capable should have been watching the class

GoodSoup: Can it

Vlampire: The hellion is trying to talk

MomNight: I have a bat and I am not afraid to use it 

AllMight: ...

MomNight: What happened next sweetheart?

BobTheBuilder: Mood swings lmao

MomNight: My bat is metal and I'll ring your bell

BobTheBuilder: My helmet is not a bell
BobTheBuilder: but noted-

MiniAizu: So I changed their names in the chat
MiniAizu: while they were ranting

SharpShooter: What.

AllMight: You should have gotten Nezu

MiniAizu: Shush clown

Vlampire: Everyone was being threatened and you thought
Vlampire: 'I should give them nicknames'

MiniAizu: They were taking too damn long

BroccoliBrother: They were in the chat for two minutes

MiniAizu: Too
MiniAizu: Damn
MiniAizu: Long

SharpShooter: I feel like I'll regret asking
SharpShooter: but what did you change them to?

MiniAizu: Mamagiri, Hand Fetish, Blood Baby, and Crispy

MomNight: Cyberbullying at it's finest

BroccoliBrother: They convinced Toga to not hurt them
BroccoliBrother: And bc of the cute nickname, Toga likes them now

MiniAizu: Dabi and Kurogiri didn't really care
MiniAizu: Shiggy threw a fit though

Vlampire: I-

GoodSoup: What happened after that?

MiniAizu: I made them go away

BroccoliBrother: "I blackmailed the L.O.V" ****

MiniAizu: Same thing

SharpShooter: You're telling me that you blackmailed a group of murderers? 

MiniAizu: Yes

AllMight: That was extremely irresponsible of you
AllMight: You should not be in charge of a group of heroes

MiniAizu: Listen-
MiniAizu: If I ever meet you

DadMic: Oh boy

MiniAizu: I'm gonna tase you in your nuts
MiniAizu: Just to save the rest of the world from your headache of a bloodline
MiniAizu: No kids for you Mf

MomNight: THAT'S MY GOD CHILD

BroccoliBrother: I'm adding that to my notebook

SharpShooter: Shota, Hizashi, your kid isn't very hero like

Dadzawa: They aren't a hero

DadMic: They aren't a hero

SharpShooter: ...Fair 

GoodSoup: W o w

AllMight: I do not intend to have children
AllMight: Everyone I teach are already like my children to me

MiniAizu: Oh so you fall into the same category as Endawhore 

BroccoliBrother: That's a little far and I am scared to ask why

MiniAizu: Izu, honey, I hate to break this to ya
MiniAizu: But low-key
MiniAizu: He's mentally abusive, emotionally abusive, manipulative, yada yada

Dadzawa: What.

DadMic: That's not okay

AllMight: I've done no such thing

MiniAizu: Ya crushed a kids entire world
MiniAizu: Left them on a roof top
MiniAizu: Then later, uno reversed your opinion at the drop of a hat
MiniAizu: And told them they could, 'if'

BroccoliBrother: I never looked at it like that-

UAQueen: YOU LEFT A CHILD ON A ROOFTOP TOSHINORI?!

BobTheBuilder: You done pissed off Recovery Girl

GoodSoup: What do you have to say for yourself?

AllMight: I was in a pressing situation 

RatGod: Pressing situation or not,
RatGod: You should have at least left the child with authorities

Dadzawa: You endangered a child's life 

DadMic: On a rooftop after 'crushing their world'?
DadMic: What would you have done if the kid jumped?

AllMight: I ... did not think of that

Dadzawa: You are not a good fit to be a teacher

RatGod: Please see me in my office tomorrow Toshinori

AllMight: Yes Sir

MiniAizu: Izu, go chit chat with Hound Dog tomorrow

BroccoliBrother: Yeah, I will

Therapist: I'll be waiting

Dadzawa: Child

MiniAizu: Yes?

Dadzawa: Anything else?

MiniAizu: He pisses me off just thinking about him
MiniAizu: So m a y b e one step at a time please

Therapist: You did a good job Pup

MiniAizu: ^.^

BroccoliBrother: ?????

MiniAizu: I stayed c a l m and hit pause when I was getting mad

BroccoliBrother: You and Kacchan have the same issues smh
BroccoliBrother: Teach him your ways

Therapist: Denied

BobTheBuilder: H O U N D  D O G?

SharpShooter: So the terror has the same anger issues as Bakugo?

Vlampire: More concern for the Hellion

MiniAizu: Lmao- Yeah
MiniAizu: But thats not smort

MomNight: S m o r t

SharpShooter: Why?

MiniAizu: lmao
MiniAizu: I am the epitome of 'unhealthy coping mechanisms'

MomNight: Oh look, there's the mini Shota again

Dadzawa: Shut it Nemuri

DadMic: You didn't deny it Sho

BroccoliBrother: ...Father and Child similarities 

MiniAizu: You're in this too, lovely God brother of mine

BroccoliBrother: Traitor

MomNight: My god children take after their Dadzawa in the worst ways

MiniAizu: But you love us anyways

MomNight: Absolutely

Chapter 15: 15

This does not go along with the (questionable) story line.

If there are anymore questions that haven't been answered please put them here
When I get enough for another Q&A then I will post another chapter
I aim for ~a r o u n d~ 30ish questions so it's not multiple mini-chapters of Q&A

 

First question is from: @Theultimatecookie1

Author has hacked into the chat. Say Hi!

AllMight: Identify yourself

Author: I just have a question and I'll leave, promise!

AllMight: About?

Author: It pertains to your interactions with Y/N

AllMight: ...Very Well

Author: How does it feel to be vulnerable again?
Author: To someone who is younger than you and in another dimension, no less

AllMight: I'm not answering that

Author: Answer or I hack into the staff gc and send a bunch of questionable fanart
Author: And you'll never be able to unsee it

AllMight: ...
AllMight: It is not a desirable feeling
AllMight: Even more so when it is coming from someone who presumably knows everything about me

Author: Take your time

...

AllMight: I am meant to be the symbol of peace
AllMight: I told young Midoriya he could not be a hero out of a want to keep a young boy out of danger. I do not believe a quirkless person could be a hero, people with quirks are simply stronger.

AllMight: As for young Y/N being young and from another dimension. It's concerning that there is a world where people's life story and secrets are on full display. Young Y/N is the only interaction of their world I have so it's presumable that their opinion on me is a common one which makes me question if I haven't fully done my duty as the Symbol Of Peace.

Author: Thank you for your honest answer.

Author has left the chat.

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Second Question is from: @Akohaku

Question: I'm wondering in which timeline the BNHA characters currently are, or if there is just none in this story

Answer: Currently there is not a timeline. I originally started this because I kept seeing chatfics/fanfics about Izuku being 'adopted' by the pro's and I thought "What if it was an average Gen Z person?" and from there it changed to a Gen Z adult because of my age

BUT if I begin getting comments requesting ships between Y/N and 1-A then I would set the timeline to be their last year of UA and age them all to 18+ to make it legal because of Y/N's age

Note: It'd be a huge harem, ships with Y/N and each other

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3rd.) Similar questions from @Endavoursucks1 and @Marvelfandomer

Question: Will the reader get transported to the BNHA verse? / Will we ever shift?

Answer: I have an idea about it but I don't want to spoil it and I don't know how I'll write it just yet

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Fourth question from @AnaKpop7310

Author has hacked into the chat. Say Hi!

Dadzawa: I don't get paid enough to deal with this
Dadzawa: Who are you and what do you want.

Author: Answer a question and I'll go away!

Dadzawa: Fine

Author: How do you feel about Shinso replacing Mineta in your class?

Dadzawa: Shinso has the potential to be a great hero.
Dadzawa: Mineta has the potential to get expelled for sexual harassment.

Author: Understandable, have a nice day

Author has left the chat.

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Fifth question from @vici_riddle_afton

(This is under the assumption that they are all in their first year)

Author has hacked into the chat.

RuleBook: Villain!

Author: S h u s h
Author: Answer a question and I go away

ExplosionGod: THEN FUCKING HURRY IT UP

Author: If Y/N wanted to adopt all of you, would you accept it?
Author: I for yes, X for no

The entire class: I

Author: Well that was easy, thanks!

ExplosionGod: NOW FUCK OFF

Author: Cool your anger issues Pomeranian

ExplosionGod: WHAT DID YOU SA-

Author has left the chat.

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Sixth Question from my little brother

Question: Is Endeavor ever going to enter the chat?

Answer: That would depend on how much chaos (verbal abuse) you guys want

 

Thank you everyone for the questions!
THESE ARE ALL FROM WATTPAD IM SORRY IF IT PINGS YOU???!!!!!!

Chapter 16: 16

iBrother: ...I don't like where this is going
BroccoliBrother: But what?

MiniAizu: For the love of all things heroic
MiniAizu: Can we PLEASE wreck your middle school?

GoodSoup: WHAT-

BroccoliBrother: I stand corrected
BroccoliBrother: I LOVE where this is going

Vlampire: The hellion corrupted the green bean

MiniAizu: Is that a yes?

BroccoliBrother: Yes! But how?
BroccoliBrother: Illegally or legally?

GoodSoup: You two are in a chat of pro heroes-

SharpShooter: I don't think they care

MiniAizu: Illegally would just be getting Shoto to burn it down
MiniAizu: Too easy, they could just rebuild

BroccoliBrother: Fair enough

MiniAizu: Give all your stories and statements to Hound Dog in a session
MiniAizu: He'll have to take it to our favorite Rat God because legality 
MiniAizu: And then Nezu has an entire middle school to wreak havoc on and tear apart

BroccoliBrother: I like it

RatGod: I like this idea as well

Vlampire: Oh god now there's three of them

MiniAizu: P l e a s e drag everyone who hurt my baby
MiniAizu: through the mud and into the pits of hell 

BobTheBuilder: Well that's violent 

MiniAizu: I was being nice-

SharpShooter: Excuse me what now?

Vlampire: Hellion, what is 'not nice'?

MiniAizu: I want them to chew and swallow broken glass :)

MomNight: OH-

BroccoliBrother: Adding that to my notebook 

Vlampire: Hound, the hellion needs therapy

Therapist: Unbeknownst to you, 
Therapist: I'm T R Y I N G

SharpShooter: The terror is breaking the therapist

BobTheBuilder: Just why do you hate Midoriya's middle school so much?

RatGod: No one likes spoilers
RatGod: Read it in the news :)

DadMic: What did I just read-

Dadzawa: Child, Problem Child, that would kill them

MiniAizu: I am fully aware :)

BroccoliBrother: I know

MomNight: Zashi, Sho, you two are raising two future murderers

SharpShooter: Don't be shy, call it what it is

BobTheBuilder: Future serial killers*

MomNight: Listen- 

MiniAizu: Don't be so l o u d

BroccoliBrother: We all know it
BroccoliBrother: But you didn't have to s a y  i t

DadMic: Kids, please don't murder people

Vlampire: Listen to your father Hellion, Hellion 2.0 

MiniAizu: :'(

BroccoliBrother: :'(

RatGod: I can teach you both much better ways than murder

MiniAizu: :)

BroccoliBrother: :)

Dadzawa: No

DadMic: Please God no

MiniAizu: I-

MomNight: No thank you

Vlampire: Words cannot express how horrible of an idea that is

BroccoliBrother: But-

Therapist: Absolutely N o t

GoodSoup: I don't think that's a nice idea

SharpShooter: Both worlds would simply ~cease to exist~

UAQueen: Oh let the youngsters have their fun

Vlampire: That could end horribly 

UAQueen: Do you prefer chaos or murder?

...

UAQueen: That's what I thought.

MiniAizu: Thank you Ms RG!

BroccoliBrother: Thank you Ms RG!

UAQueen: No problem dearies 

Dadzawa: Neither of you get caught

MiniAizu: Never have, never will

BroccoliBrother: Never have, never will

Therapist: I can attest to that

RatGod: As can I 

GoodSoup: ...

SharpShooter: ...

BobTheBuilder: ...

Vlampire: ...

DadMic: You- 
DadMic: W h a t ?

BroccoliBrother: And I'd do it again

MiniAizu: Bop
MiniAizu: Bop

BroccoliBrother: For legal reasons that was all a joke :)

AllMight: Young Midoriya that is very un-hero like behavior

MiniAizu: Yo I'ma rapid fire his ass if he don't stfu

SharpShooter: Terror acted like he ain't even here-

Therapist: Not again-

BobTheBuilder: Again?

MiniAizu: If I get real heated or on crackhead energy
MiniAizu: my insults get real fast and real creative

BroccoliBrother: It's funny to tag team too

GoodSoup: Oh god

Therapist: N O -

AllMight: Young (Y/N) I haven't done anything to garner your upset
AllMight: Young Midoriya, do not join in on their strange behaviors

Vlampire: Ah shit, here we go again

BroccoliBrother: Your attitude?

MiniAizu: Annoying

BroccoliBrother: Your hero costume?

MiniAizu: BDSM but c r i n g e

BroccoliBrother: Your morals?

MiniAizu: What morals?

BroccoliBrother: Your hair?

MiniAizu: Hair gel gone wrong

BroccoliBrother: Your voice?

MiniAizu: Loud asf,
MiniAizu: like I can hear that shit from another world and my TV is off

BroccoliBrother: Teaching methods?

MiniAizu: You sent Izu to the infirmary on YOUR FIRST DAY
MiniAizu: Honestly speaks for itself

B

roccoliBrother: Body type?

MiniAizu: Nightmare fuel greek statue

BroccoliBrother: Humor?

MiniAizu: Boomer, no further questions

SharpShooter: JFK-

GoodSoup: I know I shouldn't laugh but-

AllMight: ...

Dadzawa: ...
Dadzawa: Damn

BobTheBuilder: I think I just witnessed a murder

DadMic: ...he needs RG

UAQueen: I can't bring back the dead dear

MomNight: That was GLORIOUS
MomNight: I'M SO PROUD

BroccoliBrother: :)

MiniAizu: :)

 

Chapter 17: 17

Tokoyami & (Y/N) chat

MCR: Mx. (Y/N) may I have a word?

Aizu: What's up?

MCR: Might I be allowed to put my altar up in my room?

Aizu: That seems like a question for Dadzawa

MCR: He is currently in a deep slumber

Aizu: Fair enough
Aizu: Is the altar for religious purposes?

MCR: Yes

Aizu: Then go for it, you're just showing your faith

MCR: There will be no trouble?

Aizu: Well you obviously can't do things like
Aizu: light candles or burn incense because of the fire alarm

MCR: Of course

Aizu: But otherwise, it's your religion and if you get in trouble for showing your faith
Aizu: then I will raise hell in the staff gc till they beg for mercy

MCR: I thank you profusely 

Aizu: Np 

Jirou & (Y/N) chat

SuperSound: Hey can I talk to you for a sec?

Aizu: Sure hun, is something wrong?

SuperSound: I talked to Hound Dog about this but I want a second opinion
SuperSound: How do I apologize to Kaminari for picking on him?

Aizu: Well, it would depend on how direct you want to be
Aizu: You could apologize face to face, through text,
Aizu: or with a note and a gift

SuperSound: I'm not exactly ... good with apologies 
SuperSound: So, I definitely couldn't do it face to face

Aizu: Okay so that leaves a text or a gift and note

SuperSound: Only a text seems too impersonal for this
SuperSound: I think I like the gift and note idea

Aizu: That's great!

SuperSound: But what could I get him?

Aizu: Do you know what kind of music he likes?

SuperSound: We went to the same middle school and he used to
SuperSound: blast it on break times so yes

Aizu: Well then make him a playlist of songs he knows
Aizu: and add some you think he'd like
Aizu: You could apologize and then send him the link

SuperSound: That sounds good, thank you

Aizu: No problem

Kota & (Y/N) chat

SnowWhite: Mx. (Y/N), could I
SnowWhite: Um
SnowWhite: Could I get your opinion on something?

Aizu: Of course sweetheart, what is it?

SnowWhite: I want
SnowWhite: to get another rabbit

Aizu: They are social animals that can easily get
Aizu: depressed by themselves so I understand

SnowWhite: Oh
SnowWhite: Yes!
SnowWhite: Most of my classmates don't know that

Aizu: I like animals, so I learn things
Aizu: from time to time

SnowWhite: That's great!
SnowWhite: But 
SnowWhite: Um
SnowWhite: How would I convince Mr. Aizawa?

Aizu: I assume the rabbit is your ESA?
(Emotional Support Animal)

SnowWhite: Yes

Aizu: For school reasons you'd probably have to 
Aizu: Submit a report on it

SnowWhite: Oh..
SnowWhite: I'm not too good with those
SnowWhite: I'm not even sure how I would write it

Aizu: If you want
Aizu: I could give you a rough overview of what you need

SnowWhite: Well
SnowWhite: That would help a lot

Aizu: Start off that you need a second rabbit for your ESA
Aizu: Explain why you chose a rabbit as your ESA
Aizu: Then explain why rabbits need to be in pairs 
Aizu: (Don't forget to site your sources!) 
Aizu: And finally at the end, wrap it up in an overview

SnowWhite: That makes a lot of sense 

Aizu: If you want extra brownie points on persuasion
Aizu: And if you're comfortable with it
Aizu: You can explain why you need an ESA, along with
Aizu: how important having that specific rabbit is to you

SnowWhite: I..
SnowWhite: I would have to think about that

Aizu: That's completely understandable

SnowWhite: Do you think that
SnowWhite: um
SnowWhite: Adding that extra bit could help?

Aizu: Honestly?

SnowWhite: Yes, please

Aizu: You're a high school student and a hero in training
Aizu: On top of villain attacks when you're not even an official hero yet
Aizu: That's a lot of pressure 

SnowWhite: A bit...

Aizu: Most people are quick to feel pity for others
Aizu: And in this type of persuasion, someone pitying you could
Aizu: be a make-or-break moment

SnowWhite: But
SnowWhite: I don't want to be pitied

Aizu: Most people don't 
Aizu: But other people's pity can also be favorable for you
 Aizu: In this case it could sway their opinions in your favor

SnowWhite: Do you think
SnowWhite: It could work on the people reading my report?

Aizu: Unless they have a stick up their ass 
Aizu: It should work
Aizu: It won't work on Nezu because of reasons
Aizu: But he would understand the logic in it

SnowWhite: That
SnowWhite: It makes sense

Aizu: It's all up to you on adding it in there
Aizu: Your facts are sound and your ESA's health
Aizu: Will reflect on your health so it's only if you want to

SnowWhite: Thank you
SnowWhite: For helping me

Aizu: Of course
Aizu: Good Luck!

SnowWhite: Thank you 

 Sato & (Y/N) chat

Baker: Mx. Y/N I have a question

Aizu: Okay, go for it

Baker: I want to spend some time with Ojiro but
Baker: I can't figure out what to do together

Aizu: How about you bake bread?

Baker: Bread?

Aizu: Yes
Aizu: You two would be chatting and it'd be a nice thing to do together

Baker: What would we do with the bread we bake?

Aizu: You could make grilled cheese
Aizu: or any number of sandwiches or toast
Aizu: You two would spend a decent amount of time together,
Aizu: and it gives you both something to do

Baker: That could work
Baker: Thank you!

Aizu: No problem
Aizu: Have fun! 

Dekusquad + Aizu chat. A week later.

HotAndCold: My father has decided to double his private training 

RuleBook: That is unacceptable!

Float: You need rest too!

HotAndCold: I don't have a say in the matter

Float: There has to be a way to get him to ease up on you

BroccoliBrother: Well...
BroccoliBrother: Hypothetically...

Froppy: Are you talking about your god sibling?

Float: They did tell Principal Nezu to look into Endeavor
Float: and that they could send video evidence

RuleBook: Wouldn't that just put Endeavor in jail?

BroccoliBrother: I was thinking about asking Principal Nezu and (Y/N)
BroccoliBrother: if blackmailing him would be better...

RuleBook: Why would that be any better than going to jail for his crimes?

HotAndCold: I would like to understand as well

BroccoliBrother: Well, Principal Nezu would have Endeavor in the palm of his paw
BroccoliBrother: to do whatever he wanted with the pro-hero.

RuleBook: Very unhero like
RuleBook: But acceptable 

BroccoliBrother: And (Y/N) would be able to ...
BroccoliBrother: 'play' with Endeavor

Float: What?

Froppy: I assume you're referring to the
Floppy: verbal assault we saw in the class gc

BroccoliBrother: Yeah

RuleBook: I would have no complaints

HotAndCold: That would be nice

Froppy: But that still doesn't justify keeping him out of jail

BroccoliBrother: We could ask (Y/N)?

HotAndCold:  @ Aizu

Aizu: I was summoned?

BroccoliBrother: Back read

...

Aizu: I love that idea! Nezu would too!

RuleBook: But how would it be better than putting a criminal in jail?

Aizu: He's been the head of the household for a very long time and has been taking care of all of the expenses for the entire family. If he was put in jail, then the responsibility for taking care of everyone would fall on Fyuumi's shoulders. She's already had to take on the role of mother and oldest sibling due to family issues and she doesn't deserve to have that burden on her, much less adding more to it. 

Aizu: If Endawhore is blackmailed then he would remain out of jail and able to financially take care of the family as well as the paperwork and other stuff that comes with it. On top of the shame in becoming a puppet hero, then he should be forced to go to therapy and self-help classes, ect. 

HotAndCold: I prefer that idea

Froppy: You would

Float: Endeavor would definitely suffer 

RuleBook: That is underhanded
RuleBook: But considering Endeavor...

HotAndCold: It would work

BroccoliBrother: Do you think Principal Nezu would go for it?

Aizu: Probably 

RatGod has added himself to the chat. Say hello!

RatGod: Yes

RatGod has removed himself from the chat.

RuleBook: ...

Aizu: Case and point 

BroccoliBrother: Fair enough

Float: Um, Mx. Y/N?

Aizu: Yes?

Float: Why was that so...
Float: Thought out? 

Aizu: I had been thinking about how to make it
Aizu: easy on the Todoroki household while still
Aizu: maximizing Endawhore's punishment 

 HotAndCold: My father does hate humiliation
HotAndCold: And being under someone

Float: Alright then-

 

Chapter 18: 18

BroccoliBrother: I'm adding Todoroki-kun

SharpShooter: Do I even ask?

BroccoliBrother: No

Aizu: No

HotAndCold has been added to the chat. Say Hi!

HotAndCold: Hello

BobTheBuilder: Hello Todoroki-kun

Dadzawa: Problem children, what are you doing?

HotAndCold: They called it 'Operation: Uno Reverse'

Therapist: I think I know where this is going...

RatGod: I know exactly where this is going

SharpShooter: I'm suddenly terrified

BroccoliBrother: :)

RatGod: :)

Aizu: :)

HotAndCold: ...
HotAndCold: :)
HotAndCold: Midoriya did I do that right?

BroccoliBrother: Yes Todoroki-kun!

BobTheBuilder: They got Todoroki

Vlampire: They're multiplying

HotAndCold: Did I do something wrong?

BroccoliBrother: No

Aizu: Nope!

RatGod: No you haven't done anything wrong

BroccoliBrother: ... Can I say it?

Aizu: What?
Aizu: Oh-
Aizu: Sure

Sharpshooter: I have a horrible feeling

BroccoliBrother: RELEASE THE HELLION!

Vlsmpire: That's my line-

SharpShooter: My feeling was correct

GoodFood: Someone's getting blackmailed

Dadzawa: Problem Children what are you up to?

RatGod: :)

Aizu: Good ole' fashion karma

DadMic: On who?

HotAndCold: ... Mic-sensei's name aside

BroccoliBrother: Todoroki no-

HotAndCold: My father

DadMic: Why?

Aizu: He's a walking pile of garbage

HotAndCold: He's a pathetic excuse for a hero

BroccoliBrother: All things given
BroccoliBrother: He's probably written at the top of Stain's list

BobTheBuilder: ...
BobTheBuilder: Oh boy

Therapist: Pup don't do anything bad

Aizu: I won't do anything too bad
Aizu: Unless he pisses me off
Aizu: Then all bets are off

DadMic: And then what?

BroccoliBrother: They won't have a filter

HotAndCold: According to Midoriya
HotAndCold: They'll make blackmailing the L.O.V. look 'nice'

Aizu: Everything will go to hell in a hand basket

Therapist: I can confirm

Vlampire: I feel like I should start praying

SharpShooter: To which god?

Vlampire: All of them.

Aizu: Enough chitchat I wanna 'metaphorically'
Aizu: get my hands on this bastard a s a p

HotAndCold: I suppose that's my que

BroccoliBrother: Yes Todoroki-kun

Endeavour has been added to the chat. Say Hi!

Endeavors nickname has been changed to FlamingGarbage.

SharpShooter: Talk about 'on sight'-

BroccoliBrother: Everybody run

DadMic: ...Why?

Aizu: It's a bitch

HotAndCold: Oh, Midoriya was right
HotAndCold: I like this

MomNight: HAH-

FlamingGarbage: What.

GoodFood: I take it you really do not like Endeavor-san

Aizu: Ah.
Aizu: Yes.
Aizu: I just love the walking example of a piss poor father

FlamingGarbage: Nezu, what kind of people are you exposing my son to?

RatGod: The living breathing example of 'Chaotic Good'

FlamingGarbage: They just insulted me. The number one hero.

SharpShooter: Did he just ignore Aizu? Aizu?!

Aizu: And all it took was All Might practically dying lmao-

DadMic: Ouch

FlamingGarbage: Nezu I want them fired and kept away from my son

Vlamprire: He did it again-

BobTheBuilder: This isn't going to end well

GoodFood: He's verging into the 'Unless he pisses me off' exemption

SharpShooter: I've never actually seen them get mad

BroccoliBoy: You don't want to-

RatGod: ...
RatGod: They are not officially employed

FlamingGarbage: Then keep this miscreant away from my son

HotAndCold: No

FlamingGarbage: SHOTO! They are disrespecting me! The number one hero!

Aizu: Aight, listen here

SharpShooter: Here we go-

FlamingGarbage: And why should I listen to you?

BroccoliBrother: They are more intelligent than you, for one

FlamingGarbage: Do not talk to me like that.
FlamingGarbage: You cannot even control your quirk.

[Aizu is typing]

Dadzawa: Watch your mouth

MomNight: Oh he pissed off Shota

Therapist: That was the last straw

BobTheBuilder: ...For which one?

RatGod: :)

BroccoliBrother: :)

Aizu: You couldn't even reach number one hero until All Might was forced to step down
Aizu: You treat civilians like shit
Aizu: You treat your children like shit
Aizu: He might not be able to control his quirk now
Aizu: But he's on his way to taking your place
Aizu: Honestly, you should have realized it by now-
Aizu: You are a walking second place medal

Therapist: ...Pup's very protective

SharpShooter: Well shit

Vlampire: The Hellion made an appearance

GoodFood: Note to never piss off Aizu

BobTheBuilder: God help us

RatGod: No :)

FlamingGarbage: You are nothing compared to me
FlamingGarbage: I catch villains and my family matters are none of your business

BroccoliBrother: Wrong

HotAndCold: I deny that statement

FlamingGarbage: SHOTO!

HotAndCold: They treat me better.

Aizu: None of my business?
Aizu: You've got it wrong

FlamingGarbage: No. I don't.

Aizu: The health and wellbeing of Shoto is my business

HotAndCold: I feel loved

BroccoliBrother: You should

Aizu: So-
Aizu: Abuse is my business
Aizu: Quirk Marriages are my business
Aizu: Neglect is my business

Dadzawa: Excuse me?

RatGod: It gets worse.

DadMic: Oh no...

FlamingGarbage: What is this slander?

Aizu: What was it like to break the mentality of your first born?
Aizu: What was it like to force him to use a quirk that hurt him?

FlamingGarbage: Don't talk about the dead

HotAndCold: You did what.

Aizu: :)
Aizu: What was it like to break the mentality of your wife?

FlamingGarbage: I did no such thing

HotAndCold: Yes, you did

Aizu: What was it like to neglect Fuyuumi and Natsuo?

FlamingGarbage: That's a lie

HotAndCold: No its not

Aizu: What was it like to train both your first
Aizu: and last born to exhaustion at 4 years old?

FlamingGarbage: Their quirks needed to be trained as soon as possible
FlamingGarbage: It was for their own good

MomNight: No child should be trained at FOUR YEARS OLD

FlamingGarbage: Do not believe them.

Dadzawa: And why not?

FlamingGarbage: It is merely slander

RatGod: All of the evidence they supplied says otherwise

FlamingGarbage: There is no evidence

BroccoliBrother: But there is~

HotAndCold: I have verified it myself
HotAndCold: I have also told Hound Dog everything

FlamingGarbage: SHOTO!
FlamingGarbage: I was making you into the next NUMBER ONE HERO

HotAndCold: The point of being a hero is saving people
HotAndCold: Ranks shouldn't matter

BroccoliBrother: Exactly

SharpShooter: Well said

Aizu: Continuing on-

FlamingGarbage: What now?

RatGod: I think we should have
RatGod: a long discussion in my office

FlamingGarbage: When?

RatGod: Now. Get here.

FlamingGarbage has left the chat.

Dadzawa: He should have his license taken.

HotAndCold: We thought of that

BroccoliBrother: And made it better

GoodFood: ...What?

Vlampire: This should be questionable

MomNight: ...Aizu what did you do?

DadMic: ...Aizu what did you do?

Aizu: Okay r u d e-

BroccoliBrother: It was my idea

HotAndCold: I and Principal Nezu liked the idea

Aizu: So, with my wonderful personality
Aizu: I executed the idea

Dadzawa: What.

GoodFood: And what does that mean for Endeavor?

Aizu: Endawhore is Nezu's new personal puppet!~

SharpShooter: I-

Dadzawa: Why is that better than putting him in jail?

BroccoliBoy: Endeavor has a very large ego

HotAndCold: Making my father do someone else's bidding is worse than jail

Aizu: So he is nothing more than a living breathing puppet

Vlampire: ...
Vlampire: This... is dangerous

BobTheBuilder: Hound Dog I think
BobTheBuilder: you need to schedule more sessions

Therapist: That may be a good idea

HotAndCold: I politely decline. No thank you

BroccoliBoy: You will have to sedate me to get me
BroccoliBrother: in that office more then I already am

MomNight: I can do that

BroccoliBoy: Good luck catching me

MomNight: I-

Dadzawa: I'll erase your quirk

HotAndCold: You'd have to erase the entire Dekusquad's quirks

SharpShooter: Oop-

DadMic: Aizu that goes for you too

Aizu: I can and will do drugs before you get me
Aizu: to talk about my fEeLiNgS more than I already am

Therapist: Don't do drugs

Dadzawa: Don't do drugs

Aizu: Then my sessions remain as is :)

Vlampire: Hellion you just figured out a way to
Vlampire: turn the number one hero into a puppet,
Vlampire: crush his ego, and subject him to a life
Vlampire: that he will spend loathing
Vlampire: I wouldn't be surprised if he wanted you dead

Aizu: Blackmail is a beautiful thing

Dadzawa: You're not taking this seriously

Aizu: Why should I?

BobTheBuilder: You just ruined a person's life

BroccoliBrother: Here comes the broken mentality
BroccoliBrother: Sorry Todoroki-kun, this is a secret

HotAndCold: That's okay, Mx. Aizu helped me, I'll leave

HotAndCold has left the chat.

DadMic: What?-

Aizu: Why should I care what happens to him?
Aizu: I had to watch it happen

Dadzawa: What?

GoodFood: That's... not okay

Aizu: Just because I am watching life at UA doesn't mean there is no background
Aizu: I see every flashback; I know what made people who they are today
Aizu: And now that I know it actually happened?
Aizu: Why should I care about him?

MomNight: So you're saying is...

Aizu: I
Aizu: Don't
Aizu: Care

MomNight: ...

DadMic: ...

Vlampire: ...

GoodFood: ...

BobTheBuilder: ...

SharpShoot: Well then

BroccoliBrother: I been knew

Therapist: This is something even I haven't heard
Therapist: How do you know?

BroccoliBrother: Well, I wanted to add them to my notebook
BroccoliBrother: So we talked, and I did some analyzing

Dadzawa: And?

BroccoliBrother: They've seen people's trauma
BroccoliBrother: Our lives
BroccoliBrother: A potential future
BroccoliBrother: Our injuries
BroccoliBrother: And death
BroccoliBrother: Imagine finding out all of that is real
BroccoliBrother: It's obvious why they are the way they are

Therapist: ...death?

BroccoliBrother: They won't talk about it

Aizu: We don't talk about it

BroccoliBrother: Case and point

Vlampire: That sounds like something we should talk about

Aizu: I'm handling it
Aizu: No one is dying

Dadzawa: You're in another world,
Dadzawa: how are you handling it?

Aizu: The butterfly effect

DadMic: What?

Aizu: The changes I've made now
Aizu: and will continue to make should save everyone

Vlampire: And how can you be so sure?

Aizu: Because if these changes weren't there 
Aizu: your world would already be in chaos

SharpShooter: I really don't like how you're manipulating our fates through a screen

Aizu: I want everyone to live and be without
Aizu: any major injuries or extra trauma,
Aizu: So please bear it

Therapist: This doesn't sound like something
Therapist: you should handle alone

Aizu: Well, if I spilled my guts then tension would be high
Aizu: and give way to making mistakes
Aizu: And I adamantly refuse to see anyone die again
Aizu: It broke my heart when it was fiction,
Aizu: I don't want to know what it feels like now that it's real

Dadzawa: ...

MomNight: ...

DadMic: ...

Vlampire: ...

GoodFood: ...

SharpShooter: ...

BobTheBuilder: ...

Chapter 19: 19

UA Staff + Aizu & Izu a week later

BroccoliBrother: I'm not saying I hate therapy

Aizu: But-

BroccoliBrother: I'd rather fight no-nose again 

Aizu: HAH-

Vlampire: No-nose?

SharpShooter: Who is that?

Aizu: Classified

BroccoliBrother: Classified 

BobTheBuilder: Reason #357 why I believe these two
BobTheBuilder: are going to commit war crimes one day

Aizu: :)

BroccoliBrother: :)

GoodFood: Who says they haven't already?

SharpShooter: Terror-

BobTheBuilder: Don't ask
BobTheBuilder: I don't want to know

Aizu: Knowing things can turn you into an accomplice 

BroccoliBrother: Plausible deniability

GoodFood: Use the rules for Nezu

Vlampire: See nothing

SharpShooter: Hear nothing

BobTheBuilder: Say nothing 

Aizu: That's kinda adorable

Dadzawa: It's to keep people out of jail

Aizu: Still adorable

SharpShooter: Terror, you are straight up weird 

Aizu: Okay, and?

BroccoliBrother: You shoot people,
BroccoliBrother: so how are they the weird one?

BobTheBuilder: Are you seriously asking that?

BroccoliBrother: You have no room to talk either

Aizu: Sassy Izu, I love it

Dadzawa: It's your fault he's so sassy

Aizu: Denied, he was always sassy

BroccoliBrother: You made me go to therapy
BroccoliBrother: So it's your fault

Aizu: Well fuck

Vlampire: Language Hellion

Aizu: Fight me

Vlampire: I would win in a heartbeat 

Aizu: I'd like to see your blood move faster than a bullet 

SharpShooter: They got you there

BobTheBuilder: Do you even know how to shoot a gun

Aizu: ...Maybe

Vlampire: You are suddenly that much more dangerous

Dadzawa: Child don't shoot people

Aizu: .....fine

SharpShooter: Terror's dad showing up to reign them in

Aizu: Stfu

Dadzawa: Listening is in their best interest

BroccoliBrother: I can confirm

GoodFood: Why?

Aizu: If he ever got on to me, I would cry

SharpShooter: Why?

Aizu: Because he's Dadzawa?
Aizu: I thought that was self-explanatory 

DadMic: Shota's buffering again-

MomNight: That's so adorable

BobTheBuilder: Where have you two been?

DadMic: Lurking

MomNight: ^

Vlampire: We have enough lurkers as is

Aizu: I noticed that too
Aizu: More people should talk!

DadMic: They prefer to observe

Aizu: Aw but I wanna cause chaos

Vlampire: No-

BroccoliBrother: Me too

Vlampire: NO-

MomNight: It's a losing battle 

Vlampire: Someone has to try 

RatGod: I could always add another pro hero in

Aizu: Y e s

BroccoliBrother: Yes please!

SharpShooter: Why must you encourage this?

RatGood: :)

SharpShooter: Understandable have a nice day-

BobTheBuilder: But who

BroccoliBrother: Hm I don't know

Aizu: BIRBY 

GoodFood: Huh-

Vlampire: What language was that?

Aizu: Chicken wings

SharpShooter: Try again

Aizu: Bird Brain

BobTheBuilder: I'm lost

RatGod: Hawks?

Aizu: YISSS

GoodFood: Why him?

Aizu: It'll be fun

Vlampire: I suddenly feel like I should pray again

Aizu: :)

SharpShooter: Start praying 

Aizu: Lmao, get the Jesus candles 

RatGod: This should be quite interesting 

BroccoliBrother: Sounds fun!

RatGod has added Hawks to the chat. Say Hi!

Hawks: ... Did I do something?

SharpShooter: Welcome to hell

Hawks: What-

Vlampire: It's the Hellion's fault

RatGod: This is the casual chat of the UA staff
RatGod: And two others

BobTheBuilder: Run while you can

Hawks: Why...?

GoodFood: Well...

Aizu: Aht

BroccoliBrother: Spoilers aren't fun

SharpShooter: Vlad start praying

Vlampire: Already am

Hawks: W h a t -

MomNight: Just go with it

Aizu: Ah I gotta fix something

GoodFood: Oh boy

BroccoliBrother: This should be good

Aizu has changed Hawks nickname to BIRBY.

BIRBY: ...I've been called worse

Aizu: You're our friend now

BIRBY: Why?

Aizu: I crave chaos

BroccoliBrother: Me too!

BIRBY: ...Okay
BIRBY: And who are you two little birds?

Aizu: (Y/N)!

BroccoliBrother: Izuku Midoriya

BIRBY: Well you already know I'm Hawks

Aizu: :)

BIRBY: ...I don't like that

SharpShooter: You shouldn't

BroccoliBrother: What do you know?

Aizu: So much

RatGod: Do you perhaps know his real name?

Aizu: :)

BobTheBuilder: You what-

Vlampire: Oh boy

BIRBY: haha I'm in danger-

GoodFood: I don't think you are

BIRBY: Think?

BroccoliBrother: Are you going to 'Aizu' Hawks?

Aizu: Nope!
Aizu: He is precious and should be protected

BIRBY: Thank you?
BIRBY: I don't need the protection though

Aizu: Do too

BIRBY: Denied

Aizu: I deny your denial

BroccoliBrother: Pfft-

MomNight: Give up, they know things

BIRBY: What do you mean by 'things'?

Aizu: Don't ask questions-

BroccoliBrother: -you don't wanna know

RatGod: This seems very fun

BIRBY: Should I be scared?

Dadzawa: Problem children, do not terrify another pro-hero

BIRBY: Eraser head?!

Dadzawa: What.

BIRBY: What is with your user?

Dadzawa: What's with yours?

MomNight: HAH-

BIRBY: Touche

Vlampire: Well, the chat is certainly livelier now

BIRBY: So I'm just staying here?

Aizu: Yes

BIRBY: ...Chill, I guess

BroccoliBrother: Awesome!

BobTheBuilder: He didn't have a choice

Aizu: So?
Aizu: Birby needs to be protected 

BIRBY: Why do you keep saying that?

Aizu: :)

SharpShooter: Oh god

RatGod: Yes?

Vlampire: Please control your hellion

RatGod: No <3

SharpShooter: Terror, what could you possibly drop on us now?

Aizu: A lot, but that's beside the point

Dadzawa: I need coffee

DadMic: You're literally across the lounge, drinking coffee

Dadzawa: I need more coffee

Aizu: You actually need therapy but okay-

Dadzawa: Don't

Aizu: I won't, yet

Dadzawa: No

Aizu: Ehhh, you'll need it whenever I start tearing into the LOV

BIRBY: Little bird, that'll get you killed

BroccoliBrother: They've already blackmailed them once

BIRBY: WHAT

Aizu: Irrelevant 

GoodFood: Get used to it

BIRBY: How do I get used to that

Aizu: I am not a that

GoodFood: You're a:

BobTheBuilder: Menace

SharpShooter: Terror

Vlampire: Hellion

Dadzawa: Problem Child

BroccoliBrother: God sibling

MomNight: God child

RatGod: Mini me

DadMic: Mini Shota

Therapist: Pup

Aizu: I-
Aizu: You're not wrong

BIRBY: I was thinking mentally ill but okay

BroccoliBrother: Sounds about right

Aizu: I-

SharpShooter: Was he wrong?

Aizu: ...

SharpShooter: Exactly

Aizu: So sassy

BobTheBuilder: You have no room to talk

Aizu: I didn't even say anything yet-

BobTheBuilder: You were going to

Aizu: Fair

BIRBY: This is not what I expected of a UA staff chat

SharpShooter: Blame the Terror

Dadzawa: They corrupted everyone 

Aizu: I haven't corrupted anyone

BroccoliBrother: Hi, I exist

Aizu: Blackmailing you into therapy is not corruption

BroccoliBrother: What about-

Aizu: Shhhh

SharpShooter: I don't want to know

RatGod: Smart choice

Vlampire: Well now I'm concerned

BroccoliBrother: They could most definitely get away with murder

Aizu: ...Hypothetically 

SharpShooter: I just said I didn't wanna know

BroccoliBrother: boo-hoo

SharpShooter: The terror did corrupt you 

BroccoliBrother: :)

BobTheBuilder: Case and point

Aizu: Smh

BIRBY: I kinda like it here

BobTheBuilder: You really shouldn't 

Vlampire: The corruption has begun

BIRBY: You can't corrupt the corrupted 

SharpShooter: I see why the Terror picked you now

Aizu: Chaos is beautiful 

BIRBY: That it is 

DadMic: They keep multiplying

MomNight: The world will end at this rate 

BroccoliBrother: No

Aizu: Nezu needs a world to reign

RatGod: Thank you 

Dadzawa: I cannot explain how horrible 
Dadzawa: an idea that is

BroccoliBrother: Why?

Dadzawa: It would end horribly

Aizu: He basically has a cult here-

RatGod: Oh
RatGod: I like that

SharpShooter: You would

RatGod: :)

SharpShooter: Never mind

Aizu: All Hail the Rat God!

 

Chapter 20: 20

U.A. Staff chat & others

SharpShooter: The Terror has been quiet

BIRBY: I want my chaotic birdy buddy

BobTheBuilder: I don't like that 

MomNight: I hope they're okay

GoodFood: Two different people

Dadzawa: @Aizu

MomNight: Aw worried Dadzawa

Aizu: I was summoned?

DadMic: Where have you been?

BIRBY: Birdy buddy!

Aizu: Uhhhh
Aizu: Nowhere?

BobTheBuilder: I don't like that either

Vlampire: We get it

BobTheBuilder: Rude

MomNight: We were worried

Aizu: I'm okay!

BroccoliBrother: Disbelief 

Aizu: Shut yer mouth

BIRBY: Oop-

DadMic: What did you do?

Aizu: Uh-

Dadzawa: Child what did you do?

Aizu: Uh, in order?

Vlampire: There's a list?

BIRBY: This'll be good

Dadzawa: Yes, in order

Aizu: Realized I had a couple hours 
Aizu: to write a 12-page proposal

DadMic: You have to remember to do your homework

BIRBY: Holy shit

Aizu: Drank enough caffeine to kill God

MomNight: It's the Mini Shota again

BIRBY: Heart attack juice

Dadzawa: Not even I drink enough caffeine to 'kill God'

Aizu: Finished and sent the proposal 

SharpShooter: What is that work speed?

BroccoliBrother: Anxiety does wonders

SharpShooter: I-

Aizu: Had a mental breakdown

Therapist: Are you okay, Pup?

MomNight: Please take care of yourself

Aizu: Dyed my hair because of said breakdown

DadMic: I bet it looks great!

BIRBY: HELL YEAH

Aizu: And after the caffeine and anxiety
Aizu: wore off, I crashed for- like- a day

GoodFood: Oh my

BIRBY: Caffeine crashes suck

UAQueen: Are you both okay?

BIRBY: Perfectly fine!

Aizu: :)
Aizu: I'm okay, thank you!

UAQueen: That's good to hear

Therapist: Pup, dying your hair is not a coping mechanism

BIRBY: Don't harp on my little bird

Dadzawa: They are not yours

Aizu: Leave me and my hair alone

BroccoliBrother: Mentally ill doesn't mean hair dye

Aizu: Gotta warn people somehow

BroccoliBrother: I-

BIRBY:  ... Fair

SharpShooter: No, they're right

DadMic: What?

Vlampire: The Hellion needs a warning sign

Aizu: Outta pocket
Aizu: But fair

SharpShooter: ...
SharpShooter: Aizawa stay calm

Dadzawa: I am calm

SharpShooter: You haven't gotten to the teacher's lounge yet

Aizu: This should be good

BroccoliBrother: Wonder what happened

Dadzawa: ... 
Dadzawa: Someone put decaf coffee in the break room

Aizu: Murder?

DadMic: NO-

Dadzawa: Yes.

BIRBY: Note to self, don't mess with Eraser's coffee

MomNight: Snipe is going to buy more at lunch

Dadzawa: And what do you suppose I do until then?

Vlampire: I'm sure you can go a morning without coffee

Dadzawa: You don't have a class of problem children

Aizu: Valid

BroccoliBrother: ...fair

BIRBY: HAH-

DadMic: Sho needs something that takes the edge off

MomNight: Or he might strangle someone

Aizu: Put Kahlua in the coffee then?

BIRBY: I agree

BobTheBuilder: Valid option

SharpShooter: W h a t

BobTheBuilder: Mei

SharpShooter: Fair

BroccoliBrother: What's Kahlua?

SharpShooter: You'll learn when you're older

BroccoliBrother: But-

BobTheBuilder: No

BroccoliBrother: ...
BroccoliBrother: Aizu?

Aizu: :)
Aizu: It's a type of alcohol that can go in coffee

SharpShooter: Stop corrUPTING HIM-

BIRBY: No <3

Aizu: No <3

Dadzawa: That's... not a bad idea

DadMic: Oh god

RatGod: You called?

MomNight: Back read

...

RatGod: This should be very interesting

Vlampire: You're not going to stop him from drinking on the job?

RatGod: Have you met his class?

BroccoliBrother: Have you met our class?

Vlampire: ...Understandable, have a nice day

BIRBY: I love it here

Aizu: Good luck!

MomNight: To Sho or Izu?

Aizu: Both :)

Class 1-A chat + Aizu

Kamichu: Sensei seems... off

Aizu: :)

Spiderman: Oh no

ExplosionGod: Tf did you do Blackmail?

BroccoliBrother: Technically it wasn't their fault

ExplosionGod: Piss off
ExplosionGod: I asked them

Aizu: Everyone knows how Dadzawa needs his coffee?

DanceQueen: Yes...?

Aizu: Somebody put decaf in the teacher's lounge

RuleBook: While I do not condone texting in class!
RuleBook: Did anyone die?

Aizu: No, I just gave him an alternative
Aizu: And Nezu thought it was funny

Froppy: What was the alternative?

MCR: I sense the darkness coming

Aizu: Put Kahlua in his coffee

Baker: Oh no....

RuleBook: Sato, do you know what that is?

Baker: I found it in some coffee recipes 

ExplosionGod: What the hell is it cake box

Baker: A type of alcohol that can go in coffee

RuleBook: WHAT-

ExplosionGod: WHAT THE HELL BLACKMAIL

Aizu: You wanna deal with uncaffeinated Dadzawa?

Kamichu: That would be terrifying

ExplosionGod: Fuck no

RuleBook: ...no

Aizu: Then you're welcome

DanceQueen: Hail Aizu they stopped a murder

Spiderman: ^

BroccoliBrother: ^

Float: ^

Kamichu: ^

Froppy: ^

RuleBook: ...^

ExplosionGod: ^

Baker: ^

HotAndCold: ^

SnowWhite: ^

Aizu: Lmao-
Aizu: I love y'all so much

TailSpin: Why is half the class 'buffering'

Ghost: A couple of them just laid their head down

LotaLimbs: Backread

...

TailSpin: Oh

Ghost: That'll do it

Aizu: Buffering?
Aizu: Actually, where have you three been?

LotaLimbs: I usually lurk

Ghost: I'm on other social media mostly

TailSpin: I just read the chat every now and then

SuperSound: Toko

Ghost: Well, she finally loaded up

MCR: On it

TailSpin: So did he

Aizu: ?

SuperSound: Don't worry about it 
SuperSound: If everyone could check their pm's

Aizu: I don't know if I like that or not

LotaLimbs: Good luck 

TailSpin: You'll need it

Aizu: I-

That evening, Staff Chat & others

BroccoliBrother: AIZU HAS A CULT

BIRBY: I'm joining 

SharpShooter: I knew this was coming

BobTheBuilder: The worlds are ending

Aizu: I have a what now?

DadMic: Excuse me?

Dadzawa: Child what did you do?

Aizu: Nothing-
Aizu: I breathed-

GoodFood: Midoriya please explain

BroccoliBrother: Tokoyami and Jiro made a cult for Aizu

Aizu: That's adorable
Aizu: I approve

SharpShooter: You would

Dadzawa: No one ever joins Tokoyami's cults 

BroccoliBrother: ...

Dadzawa: Midoriya.

BroccoliBrother: Everyonejoinedthecult-

Aizu: W h a t -

MomNight: Snipe just choked

UAQueen: Toshinori just passed out

DadMic: ...
DadMic: And what is this cult called?

BroccoliBrother: The AAC 

Aizu: Alcoholics Anonymous-

BroccoliBrother: No
BroccoliBrother: Aizu Appreciation Cult  

BIRBY: I'm absolutely joining

Aizu: I
Aizu: Awww
Aizu: I love it so much

Vlampire: You would

GoodFood: ^

MomNight: My God child deserves to be appreciated 

Dadzawa: Don't encourage this

MomNight: I don't see you disbanding it

Dadzawa: Just for that, I might

Aizu: Dadzawa please don't disband my cult

Dadzawa: ... You didn't even know you had a cult

Aizu: But I do now!

BroccoliBrother: Shouldn't they be appreciated?

Dadzawa: ...
Dadzawa: I'm taking a nap

MomNight: Well kids, you got him

GoodFood: You two are truly a frightening duo

BIRBY: An amazing duo*

GoodFood: I said what I said

RatGod: I'm proud of you mouse

Aizu: Thank you!

Vlampire: Let me get this straight-

BroccoliBrother: I'm not

Aizu: I'm not

GoodFood: What

BroccoliBrother: Bi

Aizu: Pan

Vlampire: ... Moving on
Vlampire: Nezu has a cult in the Hellion's world?

Aizu: Yes

Vlampire: And the Hellion has a cult in this world?

BroccoliBrother: Also yes

DadMic: Somehow, it fits

Aizu: I'm happy to be appreciated somewhere

Therapist: Seriously pup?

Aizu: Yes

Therapist: Aizawa

GoodFood: He's asleep 

Dadzawa: I'm asleep 

DadMic: How did you type that with your eyes closed?

Dadzawa: Talent

Therapist: Where is the Kahlua?

Dadzawa: ...
Dadzawa: Third drawer left of the sink

BobTheBuilder: The menace finally broke our therapist 

Aizu: Whoops?

BroccoliBrother: Does this mean no more therapy sessions?

Aizu: No

Therapist: No

BroccoliBrother: Darn

Chapter 21: 21

BloodBaby wants to send you a private message.
-Accept

BloodBaby: Hello!~

Aizu: Hello hun, are you okay?

BloodBaby: Of course I am!
BloodBaby: Why wouldn't I be?

Aizu: A lot of reasons, but mainly
Aizu: I didn't expect you to message me

BloodBaby: Well, you're fun!
BloodBaby: I'm also trying to cheer up Dabi

Aizu: Is he okay?

BloodBaby: He's in a bad mood

Aizu: Cranky or a depressive episode?

BloodBaby: ...
BloodBaby: Yes

Aizu: Oh boy

BloodBaby: So I was wondering if you could cheer him up!

Aizu: I can try, but I didn't friend him

BloodBaby: Here!

BloodBaby has sent 1 contact.

Aizu: Thank you!

BloodBaby: Good Luck!

You have started a new conversation.
Dabi & Aizu chat 

Aizu: Hello?

...

Aizu: Dabi?

...

Aizu: B i t c h

...

Aizu: Where is my favorite defective fireplace?

Crispy: ...I wasn't going to answer you
Crispy: But what the f u c k

Aizu: Is it wrong?

Crispy: Fuck you

Aizu: Maybe later 

Crispy: What-
Crispy: I'm not in the mood for your shit

Aizu: I'm actually here to cheer you up

Crispy: And how the fuck are you going to do that?

Aizu: Remember how you asked if I knew stuff about you?

Crispy: Yeah? 
Crispy: You said you did
Crispy: Creepy asshole

Aizu: I'm electing to ignore that last part

Crispy: Whatever

Aizu: I screwed your dad over
Aizu: Like- permanently 

Crispy: YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM??

Aizu: First of all, calm down
Aizu: Secondly, you're the oldest sibling
Aizu: With a broken mentality and daddy issues

Crispy: ...
Crispy: Fucking rude

Aizu: It's a specialty of mine

Crispy: What did you do?

Aizu: Y'know that huge ego of his?

Crispy: Unfortunately.

Aizu: I crushed it

Crispy: How tf-

Aizu: I know a lot about what happened
Aizu: So I outed him, berated him, and blackmailed 
Aizu: him on the U.A. staff chat

Crispy: I want him dead.

Aizu: Too simple
Aizu: And boring asf

Crispy: What

Aizu: He should suffer for what he's done

Crispy: Jail is too good for him

Aizu: Pump your breaks hot pocket

Crispy: Bitch-

Aizu: He's not going to jail

Crispy: Then what the fuck is he doing

Aizu: Currently he's Nezu's little puppet
Aizu: Forced to continue to take care of the household
Aizu: And forced to take whatever little self-help classes Nezu thinks of

...

Crispy: ...
Crispy: You're insane 

Aizu: You look in a mirror lately?

Crispy: Stfu

Aizu: Feeling a little better now?

Crispy: Fuck off

Aizu: I'm assuming that's a yes

Crispy: You should join the League
Crispy: You're obviously unhinged

Aizu: Actually 
Aizu: You should get medicine for your skin
Aizu: and Crusty should get moisturizer
Aizu: And stfu 

Crispy: Yeah, let me just waltz into a store
Crispy: And not get fucking arrested

Aizu: Then where in the fresh fuck do you get your hair dye?

Crispy: ... Shut up

Aizu: I have a point

Crispy: Whatever

Aizu: Listen
Aizu: If you're going to burn yourself to a crisp
Aizu: killing someone someday,
Aizu: you might as well look hot first

Crispy: Point

Aizu: Exactly, and hand job looks like
Aizu: he would crumble if someone sneezed on him

Crispy: Hah
Crispy: He does

Aizu: Precisely 

Crispy: Alright piss off before Shiggy 
Crispy: See's you on my notifications 

Aizu: Aye Aye Cap

Crispy: Wtf-

Aizu: :)

BloodBaby and Aizu chat

BloodBaby: He laughed!
BloodBaby: Well, he chuckled
BloodBaby: But same thing!
BloodBaby: How'd you do it?

Aizu: Trade secret 

BloodBaby: Aww...

Aizu: Sorry hun

BloodBaby: That's okay
BloodBaby: Thanks for cheering him up!

Aizu: Of course 
Aizu: I'm here if anyone needs me 

BloodBaby: I'll remember that!
BloodBaby: I gotta go, ttyl!

Aizu: Bye!

Days later, UA & others chat.

Aizu: Guess what!

SharpShooter: Fuck

Vlampire: What now?
Vlampire: I can only pray so much

BobTheBuilder: Well pray more

Vlampire: I have a class to teach!

Aizu: Dadzawa takes care of his class
Aizu: And still takes naps

Dadzawa: The child has a point

BroccoliBrother: Power Loader handles Mei
BroccoliBrother: And still handles building other things

BobTheBuilder: Very true

Aizu: Ooh and Recovery Girl

BroccoliBrother: She takes care of every injured student
BroccoliBrother: And still takes care of her paperwork
BroccoliBrother: I've been there an obscene number of times and
BroccoliBrother She still smiles and gives me fruit gummies

UAQueen: Of course dearie

Aizu: And then there's the almighty RatGod himself
Aizu: Who runs the entire school, handles the press
Aizu: and the hero commission
Aizu: And he still finds time to cause beautiful chaos

RatGod: I am beyond simple comprehension

Vlampire: ... 
Vlampire: I feel attacked 

SharpShooter: Take the L

Aizu: But as I was saying-
Aizu: Guess what!

BIRBY: Chicken butt

Aizu: Seriously?

BIRBY: Yes

BroccoliBrother: What is it?

Aizu: I'm getting a Hello Kitty bat soon!

DadMic: ...why?

Aizu: So, if anyone ever fucks with me,
Aizu: I can knock them out

Vlampire: I'm going to regret this
Vlampire: But why Hello Kitty specifically?

Aizu: So when that bitch goes to get stitches
Aizu: The doctor is going to ask how they got hurt
Aizu: And their only flashback is going to be Hello Kitty

BobTheBuilder: You're a menace

BIRBY: I love it

Aizu: If somebody wants to fuck with me
Aizu: I'm going to traumatize them with flashbacks of
Aizu: Hello Kitty, for the rest of their life

BroccoliBrother: Taking notes

SharpShooter: No-

BroccoliBrother: Too late

BIRBY: I should get a chicken bat

SharpShooter: NO-

Aizu: YES

Dadzawa: Fair

Vlampire: Don't endorse this!

Dadzawa: If someone tries to hurt the child
Dadzawa: Trauma is an acceptable punishment

RatGod: I agree

Vlampire: What-

BobTheBuilder: Why?

Dadzawa: Because murder is illegal

BobTheBuilder: Oh-

MomNight: I agree but,
MomNight: Protective Dadzawa

BIRBY: Dadzawa go brrr

DadMic: Awww Sho, I agree

Dadzawa: All of you, shut it

Aizu: kjsnvhsfd

BIRBY: Don't die-

Aizu: That makes my heart happy istg-

SharpShooter: He's buffering again

BobTheBuilder: Why are you so keen on referring to him as your father?

Aizu: Dad issues go brrrr

BIRBY: Mood

BroccoliBrother: Lmao

Aizu: You have dad issues too Izu, shut it

MomNight: They sound like their Dadzawa

Aizu: That's a compliment

BroccoliBrother: R u d e -

Aizu: It's my default

BIRBY: A hilarious default

Aizu: Thanks, it's the spicy memories

BroccoliBrother: Trauma makes you funny

BIRBY: Can confirm

Therapist:   .

BroccoliBrother: Oop-

Aizu: Fuck-

BIRBY: Lmao

Therapist: You're not safe either 

BIRBY: Shit-

SharpShooter: Not Hound Dog coming in to 
SharpShooter: Corral his mentally ill patients  

BobTheBuilder: It should be concerning but it's hilarious

Aizu: Fight me

BobTheBuilder: You can't even get to me

BroccoliBrother: I can :)

Aizu: :)

BIRBY: I'll record it!

Aizu: Send it to me

BroccoliBrother: And the cult chat

BIRBY: Of course

BobTheBuilder: No-
BobTheBuilder: I choose life thanks

GoodFood: ...
GoodFood: Ignoring, well, all of that
GoodFood: So, you see him as a father figure (Y/N)?

Aizu: Uh yeah? He's Dadzawa
Aizu: 10/10 Best non-bird father

SharpShooter: What-

Aizu: Different fandom-
Aizu: But so does Izu!

BroccoliBrother: Thank you, captain obvious

Aizu: You're welcome, lieutenant sarcasm

SharpShooter: Mic come get your husband

DadMic: Why?

SharpShooter: He broke

MomNight: Can confirm
MomNight: He's muttering about shared custody
MomNight: And the theory of traveling worlds

BIRBY: Ngl, that's wholesome

BroccoliBrother: I'd be okay with that

Aizu: Snatch me please and thanks

SharpShooter: He's thinking so hard I think I
SharpShooter: see steam coming from him

Vlampire: Mic just bolted past my door
Vlampire: So he should be there soon

Chapter 22: 22

UA staff & others

Aizu: What does A stand for?

Vlampire: What?

GoodFood: Apple?

BroccoliBrother: Arson!

BIRBY: The only correct answer

DadMic: No-

Aizu: What does B stand for?

BIRBY: Oh I know this one too

BroccoliBrother: Barson!

MomNight: Izu I love you but no

Aizu: What does C stand for?

Vlampire: ...Carson?

BIRBY: You tried

BroccoliBrother: Commit Arson!

DadMic: Please don't-

Aizu: What does D stand for?

GoodFood: Donut

BIRBY: You get a participation ribbon

BroccoliBrother: Don't come near me,
BroccoliBrother: I'm going to commit arson

Aizu: I raised him real well

MomNight: Honey please stop corrupting your brother

BIRBY: Or not

MomNight: Hush or I'm cooking chicken wings

BIRBY: Oop-

BroccoliBrother: I learn their ways
BroccoliBrother: Or I get extra creative

MomNight: Valid point

Aizu: I can't have a midlife crisis since
Aizu: I never know when the middle of my life is

Vlampire: That is true

BIRBY: But

BobTheBuilder: Why does there always 
BobTheBuilder: have to be a 'but'?

DadMic: It's (Y/N)

BobTheBuilder: Point

Aizu: Since I don't know
Aizu: I've decided to have an ongoing crisis

BroccoliBrother: Mood

BIRBY: Felt

Therapist: No

DadMic: Don't break Hound Dog more

Aizu: I take care of myself just fine

Therapist: No, you don't.

BroccoliBrother: Denied

BIRBY: Wrong

Aizu: All of you are rude

BroccoliBrother: This is your fault

Aizu: Heathens of my own making

DadMic: Karma

Dadzawa: Feel my pain

Aizu: R u d e

SharpShooter: What did you think was
SharpShooter: going to happen when you
SharpShooter: corrupted them?

Aizu: Beautiful and glorious chaos
Aizu: Not sassy little gremlins

BroccoliBrother: Rude

BIRBY: I'm offended

Aizu: I'm offended that you're offended
Aizu: Because I am right

BIRBY: I-

Vlampire: The Hellion has a point

BobTheBuilder: Don't encourage this

Vlampire: I'm not the one getting sassed

BobTheBuilder: ...fair enough

...

RatGod: Mouse

Vlampire: What's this?

SharpShooter: Is the terror in trouble?

BIRBY: Spare the birdy buddy-

BobTheBuilder: I can't imagine Nezu actually
BobTheBuilder: getting onto the terror

Aizu: Yessss?
Aizu: Did I do something?

RatGod: I know about the routine of hair dye
RatGod: being stolen

Aizu: Oop-

BIRBY: H u h

Dadzawa: Child are you stealing hair dye?

Aizu: No I buy my hair dye like a 
Aizu: normal boring person

Dadzawa: Good enough

MomNight: Pure dad energy

DadMic: ^^^^

GoodFood: Then what does this have
GoodFood: to do with (Y/N)?

RatGod: Would you have anything to
RatGod: with the new trend of medical
RatGod: supplies and moisturizer being stolen?

GoodFood: What?

SharpShooter: What?

Aizu: Really? 
Aizu: I didn't think he'd do it

RatGod: He did
RatGod: I'd like to know why you encouraged him to

Aizu: Those babies need help
Aizu: Granted, I can't really help till
Aizu: they're more comfortable with me

Vlampire: Do I want to know?

SharpShooter: I don't

BIRBY: I'm lost

BroccoliBrother: I think I understand

MomNight: Share with the class Izu!

SharpShooter: I just said-

BroccoliBrother: The L.O.V.
BroccoliBrother: Dabi would need medicine for his scars
BroccoliBrother: Shigaraki would need moisturizer
BroccoliBrother: I think (Y/N) convinced them to, sorta
BroccoliBrother: take care of themselves?

Dadzawa: Child is this true?

Aizu: Irrelevant

Dadzawa: No it's not

DadMic: Don't talk to the villains kiddo

MomNight: They might not be able to reach you but still

SharpShooter: Terror don't do that

BobTheBuilder: I prefer Mei blowing up my workshop
BobTheBuilder: Than have the menace talk with the villains

Aizu: No faith I swear-

RatGod: Everyone's concern aside
RatGod: May I know why?

Aizu: They're all broken kids
Aizu: Age aside, they're all broken
Aizu: With no one to help or a bad influence
Aizu: They need help

SharpShooter: ...What?

RatGod: Oh my

Dadzawa: They are still villains

Aizu: I know, and eventually they should be arrested
Aizu: But they deserve a chance to heal
Aizu: and begin to right themselves
Aizu: and to do something other than sink further into
Aizu: the hell they've fallen into

RatGod: And what gives them the right to stay free for now
RatGod: in your opinion

Aizu: Honestly?
Aizu: If they went to jail now, they would just
Aizu: become more twisted and angrier at the world.
Aizu: They were the people heroes didn't save, or even
Aizu: heroes created. 

Aizu: They aren't going to change if they're
Aizu: forcibly thrown into a cell by the heroes they hate.
Aizu: And throwing them into a cell to rot without a chance to
Aizu: reform, to simply be forgotten by the world seems inhumane.
Aizu: No matter what crimes they've committed, they're still people.
Aizu: They deserve more than being dehumanized as a 'villain'.
Aizu: I can't speak for all villains, but the main people in the L.O.V.
Aizu: just need help, mentally, physically, and emotionally.

RatGod: ...
RatGod: I will take this into consideration

GoodFood: This chat started with arson, 
GoodFood: Why did we have to end up here-

SharpShooter: I did not open this chat to
SharpShooter: rethink my life and opinions

Vlampire: The Hellion always comes out of left field
Vlampire: With this shit when we least expect it

BobTheBuilder: ^

BroccoliBrother: They have a point

BIRBY: I mean yeah
BIRBY: Anyone here with a bad history could
BIRBY: have become a villain instead

MomNight: That is true

DadMic: Please don't get hurt while
DadMic: talking with the L.O.V.

Aizu: I won't!

Dadzawa: Hizashi don't condone this

DadMic: You heard the kiddo
DadMic: they apparently need help
DadMic: as long as Nezu thinks it's safe
DadMic: then I'm okay with it

Dadzawa: Nezu
Dadzawa: Stop this

RatGod: Nothing is ever safe
RatGod: But this could minimalize
RatGod: The crime committed and potentially
RatGod: lead to a less violent capture of the L.O.V.

Dadzawa: ... I'm taking a nap

Aizu: ...
Aizu: Is he mad at me?

DadMic: Of course not kiddo!

MomNight: He's just worried about you

RatGod: Nemuri is likely correct

Aizu: He seemed like he was mad

Therapist: Don't be upset pup
Therapist: He just doesn't like to express
Therapist: his concern

BroccoliBrother: Dadzawa's just grumpy

Aizu: :(

Vlampire: Eraser messed up

SharpShooter: Get back here and unbreak the Terror

BIRBY: I can and will sneak into your house
BIRBY: Can't erase wings now can you?

DadMic: True but please don't cover the place in feathers

MomNight: I'm gonna get my bat

UAQueen: I'll heal him up after an hour or so
UAQueen: To give him time to contemplate

BroccoliBrother: @Dadzawa
BroccoliBrother: Todoroki said he will freeze your coffee

Dadzawa: He will get a zero on his final

UAQueen: Now that we have your attention

BobTheBuilder: Unbreak the menace or I let Mei loose 
BobTheBuilder: on your classroom

Dadzawa: What.

DadMic: Backread Sho

...

Dadzawa: I am not mad

Aizu: Oh
Aizu: Okay
Aizu: That's good
Aizu: I panicked 

Dadzawa: Hawks do not trespass on my property

BIRBY: Your space stays feather free, for now

Dadzawa: Midoriya, my threat still stands

BroccoliBrother: Your coffee is safe, for now

Therapist: Are you better now pup?

Aizu: I'm better, thank you everyone

Vlampire: You're our Hellion

SharpShooter: You can't be a terror if Eraser breaks you

BroccoliBrother: You're my god sibling!

BobTheBuilder: You are our menace

MomNight: Of course my child

Dadzawa: God* child

MomNight: Yeah yeah

DadMic: Of course kiddo
DadMic: Can't have my kid upset

BIRBY: Nobody upsets my birdy buddy

UAQueen: Of course dearie

Aizu: I love all of you sm
Aizu: Y'all make my heart whole

DadMic: We love you too!

MomNight: ^

SharpShooter: ^

BobTheBuilder: ^

UAQueen: ^

BIRBY: ^

Therapist: ^

RatGod: ^

GoodFood: ^

Vlampire: ^

Dadzawa: ...^

BroccoliBrother: I would commit war crimes for you

 

Chapter 23: 23

U.A. Staff & others

BIRBY: Where's my other birdy buddy?

Dadzawa: Currently having a therapy session 

Vlampire: Of course you would know

BIRBY: E w

DadMic: There's nothing wrong with therapy

BIRBY: Okay yes but no

BobTheBuilder: Of course the menace picked
BobTheBuilder: another mentally ill person just
BobTheBuilder: like them and Midoriya

BroccoliBrother: I'm in this picture and I don't like it

Dadzawa: Deal with it

MomNight: You're mentally ill too-

Dadzawa: Shut.

MomNight: I-

Dadzawa:  .

MomNight: ...
MomNight: I hope they make you go to therapy too
MomNight: Just for that

DadMic: Sho just activated his quirk
DadMic: towards his phone

AllMight: There is nothing wrong with
AllMight: going to therapy ErasureHead

Dadzawa: You have negative room to talk

AllMight: I am striving towards bettering myself

Vlampire: ....

SharpShooter: I'm not touching that

GoodFood: Leave it for (Y/n)

SharpShooter: Terrible idea
SharpShooter: But that's what I'll do

...

Therapist: I hope everyone is having a good day

DadMic: I take it the therapy session is over?

Therapist: Yes, it is

DadMic: How is my kiddo?

Dadzawa:  .

DadMic:  Our* kiddo
DadMic: They haven't said anything yet

Therapist: ...

Vlampire: See,
Vlampire: That makes me feel like
Vlampire: I need to pray again

BobTheBuilder: Oh no

Therapist: I'm going to pretend I didn't
Therapist: see that question

DadMic: Well now I'm worried

MomNight: ^^^

Therapist: Pup is certainly not happy

MomNight: Then we should do our best to
MomNight: cheer them up

Therapist: I doubt that is what will happen

DadMic: Won't know until we try

MomNight: Exactly

Therapist: Don't say I didn't warn you
Therapist: @Aizu

Aizu: W h a t 
Aizu: N o w

GoodFood: I can already see this going south
GoodFood: Fast.

DadMic: Backread kiddo

...

Aizu: I'm alive
Aizu: I regret it
Aizu: I crave violence
Aizu: And the souls of the innocent

DadMic: I'm sure it'll get better kiddo!

Dadzawa: No death.

MomNight: ^Both x2

BroccoliBrother: Mood

BIRBY: Fair, but also

Aizu: Tread lightly

BIRBY: ....

Aizu:  .

BIRBY: Calm down edge lord

BroccoliBrother: Calm down edge lord

Aizu: ...

BroccoliBrother: Suddenly I feel like
BroccoliBrother: I'm in danger 

BIRBY: Haha I'm in danger-

Aizu: Stfu green beans & chicken wings
Aizu: I will come for both of y'all's daddy issues
Aizu: Pipe down

BroccoliBrother: O h -

BIRBY: W e l l  t h e n-

Aizu: You knew what would happen
Aizu: And you did it anyway
Aizu: :)

BroccoliBrother: ...fair

BIRBY: You have a point

Vlampire: Is the Hellion turning on us?

BobTheBuilder: How do we handle that?

SharpShooter: Is- Is there a drill for this?

Aizu: ...

Vlampire: Shit-

Aizu: I wasn't going to say anything
Aizu: But like-
Aizu: Y'all really talking like I ain't right here, huh?

SharpShooter: Well damn

Vlampire: Nezu come get your hellion-

RatGod: I do believe Hound Dog warned everyone
RatGod: and according to their file, this is a perfectly
RatGod: normal occurrence after a therapy session

BobTheBuilder: Them coming for everyone's throats is
BobTheBuilder: is a normal occurrence after therapy?!

Aizu: I haven't gone for anyone's throats, yet.
Aizu: I prefer the kneecaps ... or ankles 

GoodFood: Why-

Aizu: If the bitch is on the ground
Aizu: Proceed to smash the bitch straight to hell

Dadzawa: Do not do that to anyone here

DadMic: Or come for anyone's throats

Aizu: I wouldn't do that to anyone here
Aizu: Well, 99% of y'all 

AllMight: I assume the 1% is me

MomNight: Who would have guessed?

BIRBY: Fun

Aizu: Your knees are not safe
Aizu: Your throat is not safe
Aizu: Yes, that 1% is you

DadMic: Wow

AllMight: After what Nezu said,
AllMight: I won't be taking that personally
AllMight: and I do wish for a well recovery
AllMight: from what seemed to be a difficult
AllMight: therapy session

BIRBY: Damn

SharpShooter: I didn't see that coming

Aizu: I-
Aizu: Wtf
Aizu: Who are you??
Aizu: Was bitchmights phone taken?

RatGod: Good to see those self-help classes and
RatGod: therapy sessions are paying off

BobTheBuilder: That's actually All Might?

Aizu: I call cap your honor-
Aizu: The star spangled sassafrass
Aizu: would not come out of left field
Aizu: with understanding of all things

BroccoliBrother: Was the session that bad?

Aizu: Yes tf it was

BIRBY: So that's why you're so sassy

MomNight: I have no idea what's going on here

DadMic: Hound Dog explain please-

Therapist: Therapy sessions discuss things
Therapist: that can make someone uncomfortable
Therapist: and that has adverse effects.
Therapist: As you can see with pup, they're emotionally
Therapist: drained and so they don't have much of a filter
Therapist: for their anger issues, and are very irritable right now

Aizu: I'm not irritable
Aizu: I just wish to liven't

BroccoliBrother: Mood

BIRBY: Mood

MomNight: No

DadMic: No

Vlampire: No

SharpShooter: No

GoodFood: No

BobTheBuilder: No

Dadzawa: If you want a nap then take a nap child

MomNight: Oh-

DadMic: That is not what I was thinking

Aizu: I have shit to do 
Aizu: So you're stuck with my ass

Dadzawa: Tragedy.

DadMic: Sho-

MomNight: Bitch-

Aizu: You're lucky I love you
Aizu: Or I'd rip you a new one

Dadzawa: Yeah Yeah
Dadzawa: The same goes for you child.

Aizu: ...
Aizu: Fair

DadMic: KJSNVHJBSEF

MomNight: KJNSVJSFSG

BIRBY: How the hell are you so
BIRBY: sassy but so wholesome
BIRBY: at the same time

Aizu: Cause I'm fuckin' talented

BroccoliBrother: Oh so Dad doesn't get sassed 
BroccoliBrother: but I do?

Aizu: Dad is Dad
Aizu: You think I'm sassing him?
Aizu: I wish for a noncommittal relationship
Aizu: with death, not an hours long sob session
Aizu: Because he got onto me

BroccoliBrother: I-
BroccoliBrother: You have a point
BroccoliBrother: I'd probably cry too

Aizu: You cry anyways smh

BroccoliBrother: At least I can cry cute hush

Aizu: This you?
Aizu:

BroccoliBrother: ...
BroccoliBrother: S h u t

Aizu: :)

BIRBY: Both of you are absolutely
BIRBY: Ridiculous

Aizu: Have a good reason for saying that, feathers,
Aizu: Or I'm teaching Izu how to make fried chicken

BroccoliBrother: Or don't so I can learn
BroccoliBrother: something new for my notebook 

BIRBY: Calm down angsty birds

Aizu: Bitch-

BroccoliBrother: Excuse me-

BIRBY: Both of you do realize that
BIRBY: we're not in our private gc
BIRBY: right?

BroccoliBrother: Yes?
BroccoliBrother: Everyone here is used to this by now

Aizu: If they weren't
Aizu: Well
Aizu: They got more screws loose than we do

BIRBY: I love my birdy buddies I do
BIRBY: But how can you both be so
BIRBY: terrifying and smart, then turn around
BIRBY: and be as dumb as a rock-

BroccoliBrother: I-

Aizu: So, about the seasonings
Aizu: you're going to need-

BroccoliBrother: I'll put everything on my grocery list

BIRBY: Guys

BroccoliBrother: What

Aizu: What

Vlampire: ...
Vlampire: You two just referred to Aizawa as Dad 
Vlampire: Not Dadzawa, but Dad

BroccoliBrother: Oh

Aizu: Oh

.     .     .

BroccoliBrother: O h -

Aizu: Oh fuck-

BroccoliBrother has deleted messages.

BroccoliBrother: Nope
BroccoliBrother: Nothing to see here

Aizu has deleted messages.

Aizu: Abso-fuckin-lutely
Aizu: nothing to see here

AllMight: That was quite endearing

Aizu: We'll make it look like an accident-

BroccoliBrother: -if you don't stop talking right now

AllMight: ...

BIRBY: Embarrassed and terrifying,
BIRBY: What a great combination

Aizu: You wanna be in the hole with him?

BIRBY has deleted a message.

BIRBY: No I absolutely do not

BroccoliBrother: I think I forgot to go help Iida
BroccoliBrother: Clean his glasses collection
BroccoliBrother: Bye

Aizu: I have homework
Aizu: Like a lot of it
Aizu: Later

DadMic: ....
DadMic: Recovery Girl

UAQueen: Yes dearie?

DadMic: Sho's unconscious

UAQueen: Bring him in

 

Chapter 24: 24

U.A. Staff + others

Aizu: Lesbihonest

GoodFood: What-

DadMic: Let's be honest

GoodFood: Oh

SharpShooter: How did you know that?

DadMic: I'm gay and cultured 

MomNight: As you should

Aizu: As you should

BroccoliBrother: As you should

BIRBY: As you should

Vlampire: As you should not
Vlampire: The number of times I've walked past
Vlampire: Aizawa's classroom and heard
Vlampire: some questionable shit is unmentionable
Vlampire: and makes me want to pray more
Vlampire: than I already do

DadMic: Cope 

MomNight: Seethe 

BIRBY: Sounds like a personal problem

Aizu: Sounds like a skill issue

Vlampire: Well damn-

Aizu: Language 

Vlampire: ...
Vlampire: Hush

Dadzawa: What are you going to do?
Dadzawa: Pray the gay away

Aizu: Well shit
Aizu: Now you sound like my irl family

(Or someone in your life idk-)
(Pray the gay away just sticks in my head)
(So I wanted to use it)

DadMic: They're homophobic?

Aizu: :)

BobTheBuilder: Oh boy

Aizu: I will beat love and acceptance 
Aizu: Into their heads
Aizu: With a brick
Aizu: Gently

Dadzawa: ...
Dadzawa: Don't get caught child

Aizu: Of course

Vlampire: I'm not touching that

SharpShooter: Me either
SharpShooter: Terror, what were you going to say earlier?

Aizu: Oh yeah
Aizu: Lesbihonest here
Aizu: If anime worlds are actually real
Aizu: then the shitty people in my world
Aizu: are just the cranky throw away extras
Aizu: reborn and pissed they didn't get more
Aizu: screen time, so now they're just assholes

BroccoliBrother: Seriously?

Aizu: Are you going to look at me and tell me that I'm wrong?

BroccoliBrother: Nope

Aizu: Precisely 

RatGod: And how did you come across
RatGod: that conclusion, Mouse?

Aizu: I saw a Karen making a huge scene 
Aizu: and it seemed rude to demons to say
Aizu: that she crawled out of hell
Aizu: So, I came up with that next

RatGod: Understandable 

Therapist: What did I say about making correlations like that?

Aizu: Not to

Therapist: And what did you do?

Aizu: Did it anyways

Therapist: Are you trying to have another existential crisis?

Aizu: My life is an existential crisis
Aizu: I'm talking to real 'characters' for shits sake
Aizu: How can I not question everything?

RatGod: The universe, multiverse, and dimensions 
RatGod: are quite the hard concept to grasp

SharpShooter: If Nezu says it's hard

BobTheBuilder: Then I'm not wracking my brain over it

BroccoliBrother: Why are you the way you are?

BIRBY: Trauma

Therapist: .

BIRBY: Oop-

Aizu: You call it trauma
Aizu: I call it spicy memories

BroccoliBrother: Valid

AllMight: Young (Y/N) playing down your issues will
AllMight: only lengthen your healing process

SharpShooter: And there's a gut check of reality

DadMic: Don't try to educate our kid

AllMight: I was only mentioning it

DadMic: No <3

Dadzawa: They know more about mental health as a 
Dadzawa: young adult, then you ever learned, and you're
Dadzawa: all but completely retired.

BroccoliBrother: ouch

Aizu: Go step on a lego thanks

BroccoliBrother: OUCH

BIRBY: Well damn birdy buddy

Aizu: The anorexic-level-100-stick-figure doesn't
Aizu: get to educate me on shit I already know

MomNight: Outta pocket but hilarious

BobTheBuilder: I hate to be that guy
BobTheBuilder: But why do you do it then?

Aizu: Who the hell has the ability to devote themselves
Aizu: to bettering their mental health full time?

Dadzawa: Fair

DadMic: Sho-

Dadzawa: You're not any better 

BroccoliBrother: :0

Aizu: :0

MomNight: Guess who's sleeping on the couch tonight-

DadMic: You're cleaning the cat litter tonight, and doing the dishes

Dadzawa: Tonight is your night to do dishes

Vlampire: Couples fight

GoodFood: Anyone going to stop them?

Therapist: Don't argue in front of your
Therapist: already-mentally-ill-children
Therapist: Or I'll be seeing both of you in my office

BobTheBuilder: Well shit

Dadzawa: You wouldn't

DadMic: ^

Therapist: I already have to teach them what a
Therapist: healthy family is and how they're supposed
Therapist: to treat each other. Make it worse and you'll
Therapist: both be in my office more than your own classes

Dadzawa: ...

DadMic: ...

Dadzawa: Sorry 'zashi

DadMic: Sorry Sho'

SharpShooter: I just got whiplash

MomNight: I don't think they've ever 
MomNight: gotten over a spat that fast before

GoodFood: The power of Hound Dog

BobTheBuilder: The power of kids

UAQueen: It's nice to see that they take their
UAQueen: role of parental figures seriously

DadMic: Of course, we do!
DadMic: We love our unofficial kids

BIRBY: Awwww

BroccoliBrother: I'm not crying-

Aizu: -you're crying, smh

AllMight: Crying is a healthy thing

Aizu: Stfu and let me be emotional

BroccoliBrother: The only piece of advice he's
BroccoliBrother: ever given me, that didn't result
BroccoliBrother: in a broken bone

MomNight: Snipe

SharpShooter: I will only give you rubber bullets.

MomNight: Buzz kill

Dadzawa: Shame

DadMic: That's unfortunate 

UAQueen: Toshinori.

AllMight: My apologies Young Midoriya

BroccoliBrother: And apology doesn't undo
BroccoliBrother: the irreversible damage
BroccoliBrother: now does it?

Aizu: THAT'S MY GOD BROTHER
Aizu: I'M SO PROUD

BIRBY: All fax, no printer

GoodFood: Ate and left no crumbs

Vlampire: ...^Smooth

GoodFood: I try 

BroccoliBrother: :)

Vlampire: Mini-Hellion strikes again

BIRBY: The beginning of a new round of verbal assault?

Dadzawa: Problem child you have homework

DadMic: Kiddo double check your due dates

BroccoliBrother: I FORGOT ABOUT THAT-

Aizu: Oh-
Aizu: Yeah-
Aizu: I should probably do that

MomNight: Not the dads jumping in to make sure their kids
MomNight: don't bully the former number one hero

. . . . . 

UAQueen: You're welcome for the recipe Hizashi

Dadzawa: It turned out well this time

MomNight: New recipie?

UAQueen: Trade secret I'm afraid dear, not for the gc

MomNight: I'll have to get it sometime

DadMic: Have the kids eaten?

SharpShooter: ...Idk

BobTheBuilder: Menace and Mini-Menace 

Aizu: Menace reporting

BroccoliBrother: Mini-Menace reporting 

SharpShooter: See now that is terrifying

BobTheBuilder: Back read

...

BroccoliBrother: I haven't eaten

Aizu: Nope

DadMic: And why not?

BroccoliBrother: I didn't realize it was late
BroccoliBrother: I hyper-fixated 
BroccoliBrother: I'll go grab something now!

Dadzawa: Good.

MomNight: Other god child of mine?

Aizu: Oh
Aizu: I didn't feel like moving

UAQueen: You saw how late it was
UAQueen: and still decided to not get food

Aizu: Pretty much
Aizu: Moving is work

Dadzawa: March it

Aizu: Smh
Aizu: Yeah yeah I'm going

Dadzawa: Good 

Therapist: Everyone go to bed at
Therapist: a decent hour

Dadzawa: No

Aizu: No <3

BroccoliBrother: No <3

DadMic: I knew that was coming

Therapist: I don't know why I bother

MomNight: Because if they won't care about themselves
MomNight: then somebody has to bully them into it 

Therapist: True. Very true

Chapter 25: 25

BIRBY: I want chicken nuggets

Dadzawa: And that's our problem how?

BIRBY: @Aizu @BroccoliBrother How bout you two?

Aizu: FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS

BIRBY: Ouch

BroccoliBrother: NOW IS NOT THE TIME

BIRBY: Ouch 2

GoodFood: Violent left turn

Vlampire: Oh gods

SharpShooter: This ought to be good

BobTheBuilder: How is this good?

MomNight: What happened to my lovely godchildren?

DadMic: Kiddos are you two okay?

Aizu: NO.
Aizu: NO I AM NOT.

BroccoliBrother: ^^^^

Vlampire: Pray tell, what's wrong?

Aizu: TELL THIS HEATHEN TO NOT STRAIGHTEN HIS HAIR

MomNight: W h a t ? -

BroccoliBrother: YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK

SharpShooter: Sassy child

Aizu: YOU CAN'T STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAIR

BroccoliBrother: AND WHY NOT?

Aizu: IT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOUR HAIR

BroccoliBrother: NEITHER IS HAIR DYE

MomNight: Dramatic gasp

BobTheBuilder: Did you seriously just type that out?

MomNight: Yes.

Dadzawa: No.

Aizu: IT'S HAIR DYE OR DEATH

DadMic: What?-

Therapist: This is true

DadMic: What?-

BroccoliBrother: THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS

Aizu: NEITHER IS BREAKING YOUR BONES IN EVERY FIGHT

Vlampire: Oh shit-

BroccoliBrother: LOW BLOW

GoodFood: ^

Aizu: THERE IS NO SUCH THING

Dadzawa: ^

BroccoliBrother: THAT'S NOT VERY HEROIC

AllMight: That is obvious

DadMic: Shut.

AllMight: ...

Aizu: I'M NOT HEROIC
Aizu: IN ANY SENSE OF THE WORD

BroccoliBrother: ARE TOO

Therapist: No comment

Vlampire: Oh shit

Aizu: ABSOLUTELY NOT
Aizu: I'M AWARE OF MY GREY MORALS
Aizu: NO STRAIGHTENING YOUR HAIR

RatGod: How about we put it to a vote?

Aizu: Y E S

BroccoliBrother: Yes sir

RatGod: All those in favor of Izuku straightening his hair say yes
RatGod: All those in favor of Izuku not straightening his hair say no

SharpShooter: No

BIRBY: No

MomNight: No

Dadzawa: No.
Dadzawa: Problem child that's not good for your hair.

DadMic: Experimenting is good!
DadMic: But that's not good for your hair
DadMic: So, no

AllMight: I don't know enough about hair to pick

GoodFood: No

Vlampire: Yes

Dadzawa: .

Vlampire: No-

BobTheBuilder: No
BobTheBuilder: Again, I choose life

BroccoliBrother: I-
BroccoliBrother: Guys-

Aizu: .

BroccoliBrother: Fine

BIRBY: Don't take after your god sibling and
BIRBY: do things to your hair to cope

Aizu: You're lucky I'm not in your world

BIRBY: Why?

Aizu: I'd kick you in the shin for that one

BIRBY: Noted

Vlampire: Hellion, don't kick birds

BobTheBuilder: That's animal cruelty 

Aizu: Fuck-
Aizu: You right

BroccoliBrother: Wait
BroccoliBrother: Does that mean it's cannibalism when 
BroccoliBrother: Hawks eats chicken?

Dadzawa: Seriously, problem child?

BroccoliBrother: Yes

DadMic: The way your brain works astounds me

BroccoliBrother: Thank you!

Vlampire: Why are you the way you are?

BroccoliBrother: Trauma.

Vlampire: Understandable, have a nice day

BIRBY: Shut
BIRBY: I am not having a morality conniption fit

Aizu: I meannn-

BIRBY: Shut.

BroccoliBrother: Oop-

Aizu: The chicken is a cannibal 

MomNight: Tragic

GoodFood: Alright then

Vlampire: Maybe you should change your pro-hero name

BIRBY: To what?

SharpShooter: The Cannibal Chicken

Aizu: Nice

BroccoliBrother: Sounds great!

RatGod: ...I could put in the paperwork for it if you'd like

BIRBY: No
BIRBY: No
BIRBY: And, no

MomNight: I think it'd be great!

Dadzawa: ...It would be accurate

BIRBY: That's it, I'm ordering comfort food

GoodFood: Which is?

BroccoliBrother: Chicken Nuggets

Aizu: Cannibal
Aizu: Case and point

BIRBY: Hound Dog, they are attacking me

Therapist: ...
Therapist: The truth can be difficult to handle

BIRBY: HOUND-

BobTheBuilder: Even he's in on it, this is great

UAQueen: Now now dearies, don't stress Hawks

Aizu: Awwww...

UAQueen: Chickens get stressed very easily
UAQueen: Even the cannibal ones

Aizu: HAH

BIRBY: I'm in hell

Vlampire: Distinctly remember warning you that
Vlampire: this is hell, you didn't believe it

BobTheBuilder: Suffer

SharpShooter: Feel our pain

Aizu: :)

Vlampire: ...

BobTheBuilder: ...

SharpShooter: ...

BroccoliBrother: :)

Vlampire: This isn't hell

BobTheBuilder: It's a great place to be

SharpShooter: We love it here

Aizu: ^. ^

BroccoliBrother: ^ .^

DadMic: The power our kids hold is terrifying 

MomNight: amazing*

Dadzawa: Kids don't vaguely threaten pros

Aizu: :(

BroccoliBrother: :(

Dadzawa: Say it outright

Aizu: Yes sir!

BroccoliBrother: Yes sir!

DadMic: Sho-

MomNight: No, he's right
MomNight: Say it with your chest
MomNight: Or a bat

Aizu: Hello Kitty is coming for blood

BroccoliBrother: I want videos

RatGod: Video evidence is not a good idea

BroccoliBrother: I can only dream

Aizu: I don't wanna go to jail
Aizu: That's a bad ending

RatGod: I would simply use Y/n's connection to their
RatGod: worlds internet to wreak havoc until they were
RatGod: released safely

RatGod has deleted one message.

Aizu: Awwwwwwww

Vlampire: Dear god

Aizu: Which one?

Vlampire: Yes.

SharpShooter: Both worlds are in danger

Aizu: I'm safe, so I don't care

BroccoliBrother: Grey morals are showing

Aizu: Oh, really?
Aizu: It's totally not like I haven't been 
Aizu: that morally grey bitch this entire time

GoodFood: The sarcasm is lethal

BroccoliBrother: Like me

Aizu: Me too

SharpShooter: ...Hound Dog?

Therapist: Can confirm.

Vlampire: ...
Vlampire: I need to be excused

Aizu: Where's he going?

SharpShooter: To pray

Therapist: Shouta I'm coming for your alcohol

Dadzawa: You know the rules

Therapist: Of course

SharpShooter: Rules?

Dadzawa: Child, what are the rules of drinking someone's alcohol?

Aizu: Replace what you drink

Dadzawa: Exactly 
Dadzawa: I'm proud

Aizu: skijb

BroccoliBrother: You broke my god sibling

Dadzawa: I am unapologetic 
Dadzawa: They knew the answer 
Dadzawa: and so I'm proud of them

DadMic: I'm proud too!

MomNight: I'm proud of my god baby too!

Aizu: I-
Aizu: Uh-
Aizu: Um-
Aizu: skjbsghjshgbsfr

SharpShooter: Aaaand they are completely broken

 

Chapter 26: 26

UA Staff & others

Aizu: Soooo, quick question

MomNight: Yes dear?

DadMic: What's up kiddo?

Aizu: How much do y'all know about
Aizu: Medical stuff?

Therapist: @UAQueen

Dadzawa: @UAQueen 

MomNight:  @UAQueen

DadMic: @UAQueen

BIRBY: @UAQueen

Vlampire: @UAQueen

BobTheBuilder: @UAQueen

SharpShooter: @UAQueen

GoodFood: @UAQueen

UAQueen: I get it I get it
UAQueen: Is someone dying?

Aizu: All I asked was if anyone knew much
Aizu: about medical stuff-

Dadzawa: If you are injured then time is 
Dadzawa: of the essence

MomNight: ^ And we got worried

Vlampire: Yeah and if you're hurt we need
Vlampire: it fixed up asap or else Nezu and
Vlampire: Midoriya will find a way to go on a 
Vlampire: war path

UAQueen: I see, What's your question dear?

Aizu: So I got this burn on my wrist
Aizu: And it has swollen up double the size
Aizu: And it really really hurts
Aizu: What do I do?

UAQueen: The best option is to go to 
UAQueen: the doctor or a hospital

Aizu: In this economy?
Aizu: No can do 

UAQueen: If not taken care of then
UAQueen: then it could scar and take
UAQueen: longer to heal

Aizu: Scars are cool
Aizu: Nothing to be ashamed of
Aizu: That's okay, and mama ain't
Aizu: raise no bitch so I can tough out
Aizu: taking a longer time to heal

SharpShooter: Masochist 

Aizu: Stfu

UAQueen: You're just like your brother

Aizu: Thank you

UAQueen: That wasn't a compliment

SharpShooter: L

Aizu: Stfu off brand steampunk cowboy

SharpShooter: I-

BobTheBuilder: You did it, what did you expect
BobTheBuilder: the reaction to be?

Vlampire: You were the dumbass here

SharpShooter: Smh

UAQueen: Keep it clean
UAQueen: Put burn cream on it
UAQueen: Give it time to breathe when
UAQueen: you're resting, and take pain pills

Aizu: Thank ya kindly <3

UAQueen: Of course dearie

Therapist: Everyone can breathe now

GoodFood: Are we sure no one is going to die?

Aizu: Not me, unfortunately 

Dadzawa: No

MomNight: No

DadMic: No

BroccoliBrother: No

RatGod: No

BIRBY: No

Therapist: No

Vlampire: No

SharpShooter: No

BobTheBuilder: No

UAQueen: No

GoodFood: No

Aizu: Jfc-
Aizu: Okay okay
Aizu: I get it

AllMight: Young Aizu, if you departed early
AllMight: Many people would be severely hurt

MomNight: Yeah

BroccoliBrother: Vigilante life who

Dadzawa: ^

MomNight: ^^

DadMic: ^^^

Therapist: ^^^^

BIRBY: ^^^^^

BobTheBuilder: ^^^^^^

SharpShooter: ^^^^^^^

Vlampire: ^^^^^^^^

GoodFood: I'd make sure everyone is well fed

UAQueen: I would treat any wounds

RatGod: I would assure in a smooth process
RatGod: Without risk of capture

Aizu: ...
Aizu: Excuse me what?

BroccoliBrother: We won't elaborate :)

Aizu: ... Fuck you
Aizu: Now I gotta live

Vlampire: The morally grey hellion wants to stop murder?

Aizu: Not really about the murder so much as 
Aizu: All of you are amazing teachers/heroes/people
Aizu: Becoming vigilantes would take away the opportunity
Aizu: For everyone to see just how amazing and great all of you are

MomNight: Awwww

SharpShooter: That was sweet

BIRBY: Aww birdy buddy

Dadzawa: Appreciated, child

DadMic: Thank you kiddo

BroccoliBrother: So-
BroccoliBrother: Hypothetically-

Vlampire: Goddammit

GoodFood: Happy moment over

Aizu: Yes?

BroccoliBrother: If we could carry a double life
BroccoliBrother: You wouldn't care that we murdered people?

Aizu: You gonna murder me or people I care about?

BroccoliBrother: No

Aizu: Then I could not care less
Aizu: Not a singular fuck to give

Therapist: Pup, you're supposed to care if someone
Therapist: murders people

Aizu: No<3

BIRBY: Birdy buddy is the only one to sass Hound
BIRBY: and not get their shit rocked in a polite therapist tone

Therapist: I pick my battles
Therapist: That battle is not one I pick

Aizu: :)

BIRBY: ...Understandable, have a nice day

Vlampire: Smart decision

Therapist: I would like to believe so

Dadzawa: Whatever keeps him out of my alcohol.

Aizu: I'm not that bad

Therapist: In the politest way possible
Therapist: I am inclined to disagree pup

Aizu: Tragic
Aizu: I keep all of you on your toes

SharpShooter: Anxiety 
SharpShooter: You give us anxiety

Aizu: H o w ? -

Dadzawa: Child, we were made aware of the fact that
Dadzawa: You are preventing deaths in our world

Aizu: ...
Aizu: Valid 
Aizu: Very valid

BIRBY: What?-

GoodFood: Don't ask

SharpShooter: Dm Nezu

BIRBY: Noted

Aizu: Speaking of me puppeteering your world...

DadMic: Fuck.

MomNight: Oh boy

RatGod: Lets hear it

Aizu: Sooooo
Aizu: How many people know about Chisaki?

Dadzawa: The one affiliated with the mafia?

Aizu: Ding Ding!
Aizu: Did you know he does experiments on people?

MomNight: That's horrific!

Aizu: Particularly he is working onnnnn

Vlampire: On what

Aizu: Quirk erasing bullets!~

Dadzawa: ..Do they work?

Aizu: At this point in time, maybe

RatGod: That is an unprecedented discovery

Aizu: Izuuuuuuuuuu!~

BroccoliBrother: Yes?

Aizu: He is your punching bag

BroccoliBrother: Great!

Vlampire: Why the hero-in-training?

Aizu: Izu can knock Chisaki's block off 
Aizu: And if I leave it to Izu, I will know 
Aizu: Chisaki got the ass beating he deserves

Dadzawa: Why is problem child being instructed to 
Dadzawa: Destroy a villain 

Aizu: The key ingredient?
Aizu: The blood of your future adopted daughter

BroccoliBrother: ...

Dadzawa: ...

MomNight: ...

Therapist: ...

DadMic: ...

BIRBY: ...

BobTheBuilder: ...

SharpShooter: ...

Vlampire: ...

GoodFood: ...

UAQueen: ...

RatGod: ...

DadMic: Midoriya, beat his ass

Dadzawa: Problem child

BroccoliBrother: Yes?

Dadzawa: Kill him

BroccoliBrother: Yes sir!

DadMic: Y/N

Aizu: Yes?

DadMic: What...

Dadzawa: What is our kids name?

Aizu: Eri
Aizu: She loves both of you very much 
Aizu: Izu is also an amazing big brother figure

BroccoliBrother: I will kill him
BroccoliBrother: And be the best big brother ever

Chapter 27: 27

U.A. Staff + others chat

RatGod: I believe (Y/N's) knowledge would be 
RatGod: beneficial to looking for Chisaki

Dadzawa: I agree, the child would know a lot more 
Dadzawa: than we do at this point in time

AllMight: Young (Y/N) has our worlds knowledge
AllMight: at their fingertips, they would be our
AllMight: best source of information

Vlampire: Oh god-
Vlampire: You're not wrong
Vlampire: But the Hellion?

BIRBY: Birdy buddy is extremely smart!

MomNight: You know big words?

BIRBY: Rude-

SharpShooter: Summoning the Terror 
SharpShooter: Is like summoning a demon

Aizu: One demon at your disposal!

SharpShooter: What the f u c k-

MomNight: I just watched Snipe choke on his coffee
MomNight: Top tier entrance my lovely god-child

Aizu: :)

BobTheBuilder: This is why you don't fuck with
BobTheBuilder: the supernatural, freaky shit happens

Aizu: ..Did you just imply that
Aizu: I am actually a demon-

BobTheBuilder: Yes.

Aizu: Thank you!

GoodFood: That wasn't a compliment

BIRBY: Yes it was

BroccoliBrother: Yes it was

Aizu: :) Yes it was

BobTheBuilder: Yes it was

GoodFood: I-

RatGod: Little Mouse we would like your 
RatGod: assistance on Chisaki

Aizu: ...
Aizu: Me?

RatGod: Yes, is there a problem?

Vlampire: Why is the Hellion confused?-

SharpShooter: I don't like when the all-knowing
SharpShooter: Terror is confused

Aizu: Well-
Aizu: Nezu has access to my worlds internet
Aizu: through my phone, he was sending me
Aizu: funny videos like an hour ago-

RatGod: While I do have access to the information
RatGod: I would rather hear it from you, Little Mouse
RatGod: This entire rescue would not be happening
RatGod: so soon if it were not for your want to help

Aizu: I-
Aizu: sjngkjn
Aizu: I'm ready to help in any way possible!

MomNight: AWWWW

DadMic: That was adorable

BIRBY: This ^

Vlampire: ...That was terrifying

BIRBY: But also this ^

Dadzawa: Back off my kid.

RatGod: :)

SharpShooter: Now that is terrifying.

BobTheBuilder: If those two go toe to toe over the kid
BobTheBuilder: then I'm resigning and moving out of the country

BIRBY: Or just off the planet-

Aizu: ...haha no-
Aizu: No world ending fights today

Dadzawa: .

RatGod: .

Aizu: World ending fight ensues
Aizu: then I'ma go play in the road at midnight
Aizu: In all black :)

...

Aizu: Moving on ^. ^

BobTheBuilder: Terrifying

SharpShooter: That's my line

BroccoliBrother: And you wonder why you have a cult

BIRBY: Exactly

Aizu: Shut

AllMight: We would like information
AllMight: on Chisaki if possible

Aizu: ...Uh-huh

MomNight: I could hear that sass

DadMic: ^

BIRBY: Sassy (Y/N) is best (Y/N)

Aizu: What do y'all want to know?

BroccoliBrother: :)

RatGod: :)

Aizu: Noted

Vlampire: What does that mean?-

Dadzawa: As much as possible.

BIRBY: ^

Vlampire: ...Why do you two know that?-

Dadzawa: Irrelevant.

GoodFood: I swear that they're telepathic

DadMic: They all share braincells from very dark places

Aizu: Chisaki wears gloves,
Aizu: as you've probably noticed
Aizu: Anyone know why?

BIRBY: Poor taste in fashion?

Aizu: I mean, gloves can be good fashion-
Aizu: But in this case, no

BroccoliBrother: Well?

Aizu: The knockoff birdy doesn't like germs
Aizu: At all

Dadzawa: That's another reason for the mask then

BIRBY: Imagine that man walking around
BIRBY: Spraying cleaner everywhere lmao

BroccoliBrother: I'd grab a lighter if it was flammable

Aizu: That's my brother!

BroccoliBrother: ^. ^

Aizu: He also has the issue 90% of troubled teens have

Therapist: That is such a long list that I would
Therapist: hit the word limit multiple times

DadMic: Please save our eyes from the list we already
DadMic: have to look at in the beginning of every school year

Aizu: Fair enough
Aizu: He has issues with authority 

Therapist: So do you

Aizu: The volume on this bus is ASTRONOMICAL-

BIRBY: Lmaoo called out

Aizu: I'ma turn your ass into a penguin

BIRBY: Why a penguin?

Aizu: Flightless bird :)

BIRBY: Oop-

Aizu: Alright now lets get a little more in depth 
Aizu: about bird beak

RatGod: :)

Aizu: Kei Chisaki heard a rumor that quirks were
Aizu: a disease started by rats and because of his mysophobia
Aizu: he wants to rid the world of that 'disease' 

BIRBY: He sounds like an overreactive mom on
BIRBY: facebook who believes everything-

SharpShooter: Ngl, I imagined that and snorted my coffee

BobTheBuilder: And I'll happily admit that I filmed that ^

MomNight: So that's why you ran out of the room

SharpShooter: I'm not afraid to bounce rubber bullets
SharpShooter: off your dome piece

BIRBY: Someone record that

GoodFood: I will

BIRBY: Thank you

BroccoliBrother: I should throw him into a sewer while we're fighting

Therapist: Normally I would say don't use mental issues like that
Therapist: to your advantage in a fight, but in this case, do it.

Vlampire: Shit hits the fan when the therapist becomes ableist

Therapist: That thing gets none of my sympathy or good will

RatGod: ...Moving on

DadMic: Lmao no one touches Hound when
DadMic: he gets upset

Aizu: He was saved from living on the streets
Aizu: by the Shie Hassaikai as a child

BRIRBY: Sadge

Dadzawa: Nezu, see to more effort in taking
Dadzawa: care of homeless children

RatGod: Noted

Aizu: When he was younger, he would stop at
Aizu: nothing to bring the Shie Hassaikai back to
Aizu: its former glory, even if that meant disobeying
Aizu: orders and going as far as fighting whoever spoke
Aizu: ill of the Shie Hassaikai

Vlampire: Well, he's loyal
Vlampire: In all the wrong ways

Aizu: Like my cult!

BroccoliBrother: No, you are amazing and get praise

BIRBY: Hush, you get all the worship

Aizu: I-

DadMic: You walked into that one

Aizu: Fair enough-
Aizu: This next bit of information, our lovely
Aizu: RatGod should love putting to good use

SharpShooter: Oh gods-

MomNight: Shouldn't you be shooting someone?

SharpShooter: He put his room into lockdown

BobTheBuilder: Everything is bullet proof!

RatGod: And what is this piece of information?

Aizu: Because of his history, it is likely that
Aizu: he is afraid of being alone 

RatGod: :)

Therapist: Queue the psychological warfare

Aizu: His quirk also enhances reaction, durability,
Aizu: speed, and agility. So Izu, look out for that

BroccoliBrother: Yes Mx!

Aizu: He will use members of the organization
Aizu: if it means he gets what he wants, that's seen
Aizu: in using Eri, but he'll kill them with no remorse
Aizu: if they impede him in any way.
Aizu: That's all I got

RatGod: Thank you for the information Little Mouse
RatGod: I am proud

Dadzawa: ^

DadMice: ^

MomNight: ^

Aizu: ksjhsbf
Aizu: Thank you

BIRBY: Hey Izuku?

BroccoliBrother: Yes?

BIRBY: Beat his ass for me and (Y/N)

BroccoliBrother: Oh-
BroccoliBrother: He won't stand a chance :)

BIRBY: :)

Aizu: :)

RatGod: I'll get to work :)

Chapter 28: 28

UA Staff chat + others

Aizu: And remember kids,
Aizu: if the government says they wouldn't do that...
Aizu: Oh yes they would

BIRBY: I would know

BroccoliBrother: Damn-

BIRBY: Moving on :)

DadMic: Kiddo?

Vlampire: I don't like the sound of that

SharpShooter: Here we go again

Aizu: What?

SharpShooter: Any time you mention your
SharpShooter: world, it's always something
SharpShooter: messed up.

BIBRY: That is true

Aizu: Lol, accurate

SharpShooter: Case and point

Aizu: Don't you have a bell to ring?

BobTheBuilder: My room is still on lockdown
BobTheBuilder: and I have his schedule memorized
BobTheBuilder: in order to avoid him

BroccliBrother: You are terrified of him

BobTheBuilder: I don't want bullets 
BobTheBuilder: ricocheting off my helmet

SharpShooter: ...
SharpShooter: All in good time

Aizu: Oh boy

BIRBY: Interesting

BobTheBuilder: FUCKING HELL-

Vlampire: What the hell?

Aizu: Oh boy-

BobTheBuilder: ARMOR PIERCING ROUNDS?
BobTheBuilder: SERIOUSLY?

Aizu: Sounds fun!

DadMic: Sounds dangerous

BIRBY: (Y/N) no-

Aizu: (Y/N) yes

Dadzawa:  Wake me up with gunfire
Dadzawa: again and they'll never
Dadzawa: find the body

Aizu: Don't worry Dadzawa!
Aizu: You're not in my world

Dadzawa: I-

SharpShooter: ...
SharpShooter: Understood

Aizu: Lmao you got in trouble

SharpShooter: Shut it Terror

Aizu: ...
Aizu: :)

SharpShooter: ...nevermind

GoodFood: You just can't win with
GoodFood: that family, can you?

Aizu: kjnbfhdbjhdb

BroccoliBrother: knjnkjsgkbkjgf

BIRBY: Ignore them, they're melting
BIRBY: from the family comment

GoodFood: ....Uh-huh-

SharpShooter: You think there's someone
SharpShooter: who can?

GoodFood: Valid point

MomNight: We got off topic
MomNight: Honeybun are you okay?

Aizu: It'll buff

Therapist: Not a valid response

Aizu: Listen-
Aizu: It'll unfuck itself
Aizu: Or a couple more cities
Aizu: will get vandalized and burned down

Vlampire: W h a t ?

Aizu: That's okay
Aizu: Take your time
Aizu: You'll be able to read at
Aizu: big boy speed eventually

Vlampire: Rude

Aizu: I never claimed to be nice

Dadzawa: What about destruction of property?

Aizu: :)

Dadzawa: Child

Aizu: If you fuck around
Aizu: You shall find out

BobTheBuilder: I'm familiar with the phrase

SharpShooter: Yeah, and I'll make sure 
SharpShooter: you find out

DadMic: What's the point of saying that Kiddo?

Aizu: When the government fucks around
Aizu: Citizens will make sure they find out

Vlampire: ...
Vlampire: What the fuck-

Aizu: I watched someone chase official vehicles
Aizu: with heavy equipment! It was great

BroccoliBrother: Sounds fun!

BIRBY: Taking notes rn

UAQueen: Don't get hurt dearies 

Aizu: Yes ma'am

BriccoliBrother: Yes ma'am

BIRBY: Yes ma'am

Vlampire: Why are you condoning this?

UAQueen: Sometimes the government needs
UAQueen: their heads forcefully removed
UAQueen: from their posteriors.
UAQueen: Why not let the kids have fun with it?

Dadzawa: I agree

RatGod: As do I

MomNight: Of course both of you do

DadMic: They support the chaos made in the
DadMic: name of good

GoodFood: Chaotic good

Vlampire: The Hellion is corrupting
Vlampire: everyone in here

Aizu: I do my best

Vlampire: You're like a fungus

Aizu: Yeah
Aizu: Penicillium

Vlampire: What?

Aizu: If I am a fungus
Aizu: I'm penicillium
Aizu: because I'm used to save lives

Vlampire: I-

SharpShooter: They have a point

Vlampire: Unfortunately

Aizu: Aye, I wasn't the one who made
Aizu: people die, but I'll sure as hell
Aizu: remedy that fact

RatGod: And that is much appreciated

Aizu: Of course ^. ^

GoodFood: It's fortunate that you somehow
GoodFood: ended up in this group chat

MomNight: I ended up with two 
MomNight: amazing god children!

BroccoliBrother: I got the best 
BroccoliBrother: god sibling ever.
BroccoliBrother: I also got to be closer
BroccoliBrother: to a whole bunch more 
BroccoliBrother: incredible people who 
BroccoliBrother: have helped me so much!

Dadzawa: I got a problem child

DadMic: But you don't mind
DadMic: our chaotic kiddo

Dadzawa: No, I do not

BIRBY: I got birdy buddies!

Therapist: I got a pup and the ability
Therapist: children who wouldn't have
Therapist: come to me otherwise

RatGod: I got a Little Mouse
RatGod: that ensures there is never a
RatGod: dull moment

Vlampire: I got a Hellion
Vlampire: and a new found 
Vlampire: collection of candles
Vlampire: devoted to different gods

SharpShooter: I got a Terror 
SharpShooter: and anxiety

BobTheBuilder: ^ That right there

Aizu: skjbdjkhbgsjghkegbjkdkjdfnvkjdfnvjkjngkjnd

UAQueen: Oops, they broke

Chapter 29: 29

Crispy + Aizu Private Messages:

Aizu: Hey crispy creme!

Crispy: What.

Aizu: What are your thoughts
Aizu: on child abuse?

Crispy: I'd burn the abuser
Crispy: down to nothing

Aizu: Brilliant

...

Crispy: ...
Crispy: Why?

Aizu: Couldn't resist 
Aizu: the curiosity, hm?

Crispy: Piss off

Aizu: Temper temper

Crispy: Get to the point

Aizu: What if I told you that Overhaul is
Aizu: abusing and experimenting on/with
Aizu: a small child

Crispy: I-
Crispy: Give me a minute

Aizu: Allllrighty?-

L.O.V. +Aizu Chat:

Aizu has been added to the chat. Say Hi!

HandFetish: As much as I hate your existence,
HandFetish: spill Hacker.

Aizu: Did the roasted grape
Aizu: tell you what I said?

Crispy: Fuck you

BloodBaby: Yes!

Mamagiri: We would all like some more
Mamagiri: information on the topic you were
Mamagiri: telling Dabi about if you would be
Mamagiri: so helpful as to oblige 

Aizu: I was hoping y'all
Aizu: would be interested! 

HandFetish: What hacker shit are you up to?

Aizu: Bluntly?
Aizu: I'd like for y'all to get ahold of
Aizu: Overhaul after the heroes do their
Aizu: little rescue thing and do your worst

Crispy: You'd rather us get our hands on him
Crispy: rather than the heroes locking him up?

BloodBaby: Yeah! Aren't you with the heroes?

Aizu: Just because I favor the heroes does not
Aizu: mean that man doesn't deserve 
Aizu: much worse than prison 

Mamagiri: I must say, that's not very heroic 

Aizu: I never claimed to be a hero,
Aizu: nor will I ever.

BloodBaby: Fair point!

Crispy: So what's this about Overhaul?

Aizu: Long version or short version?

HandFetish: Short. Don't waste my time

Aizu: Touchy touchy
Aizu: Anywhore-
Aizu: Overhaul is using this kids blood as
Aizu: a means of creating quirk erasing bullets.

Mamagiri: Those would be quite useful
Mamagiri: against the heroes 

HandFetish: Don't trust Hacker

Crispy: Yeah there's probably something
Crispy: they're not telling us

Aizu: I actually just hadn't gotten
Aizu: there yet but aight-

BloodBaby: Ooooh tell us!

Aizu: The bullets would not work
Aizu: without that child's blood.

Mamagiri: That is... most unfortunate

Crispy: Get on with it already

Aizu: I wanted to see if y'all were in the
Aizu: mood to snatch Overhaul after he is
Aizu: beaten and use him as your own
Aizu: personal punching bag

BloodBaby: Yes please!

Crispy: I'm down

HandFetish: Kurogiri what are your thoughts?

Mamagiri: How do we know this isn't
Mamagiri: a ploy to get us captured?

Aizu: Well... you don't, but everything I said is true.
Aizu: The heroes are legally obligated to put Overhaul
Aizu: in jail, but, if the League of Villains were to come
Aizu: take him, they certainly wouldn't put up much of a
Aizu: fight if I let them know that y'all were going to give
Aizu: Overhaul what's coming to him

Crispy: What?

Aizu: I told them what Overhaul was doing,
Aizu: if they weren't heroes, they'd be out for blood
Aizu: and wouldn't stop until they got it.

HandFetish: Not so presigious now

Aizu: The kid barely knows how to smile,
Aizu: is cut open regularly, and doesn't even
Aizu: know what candied apples are

HandFetish: ...nevermind

Aizu: Exactly

Crispy: So what is this plan you have?

Aizu: Simple. Have someone watching from afar,
Aizu: they let you know the best time to 'strike' and
Aizu: Mamagiri does his thing for a clean get away

HandFetish: Sounds... doable.
HandFetish: Kurogiri, set up
HandFetish: Everyone, time for a meeting

Aizu: I'll let you know a location when I get it!

Mamagiri: Noted

UA Staff + Others:

Aizu: I did a thing
Aizu: and before anyone gets mad
Aizu: I did a thing with Nezu's permission

SharpShooter: I was concerned
SharpShooter: but now I'm terrified

BobTheBuilder: ^

Vlampire: ^

Therapist: ^

BIRBY: Lmao even Hound-

Aizu: I-
Aizu: Listen-

Dadzawa: Child what did you do?

Aizu: So you know how heroes legally
Aizu: have to turn in the villains they
Aizu: capture to be put in jail?

DadMic: Fortunately for Overhaul, we're aware

MomNight: Much to our displeasure

Aizu: What if I found a way to
Aizu: get around that legally?

Dadzawa: We're in.

DadMic: ^

MomNight: ^

BroccoliBrother: ^

BIRBY: ^

Therapist: The lack of hesitation is astounding

DadMic: Do you disagree?

Therapist: No

MomNight: Exactly

Dadzawa: We're listening, child

Aizu: Once Izu finishes fucking up bird beak,
Aizu: Overhaul is then going to be taken 'forcefully'

DadMic: You want us to let Overhaul be kidnapped?-

Aizu: Yes

MomNight: By who?

Aizu: :)

Vlampire: I don't like where this is going

BIRBY: Bird buddy, by who?

Aizu: The LOV

BroccoliBrother: Understandable have a nice day

BIRBY: Fair enough

SharpShooter: WHAT-

Vlampire: I was correct in not liking where this is going

BobTheBuilder: Fuck red flags, there are sirens and
BobTheBuilder: flashing lights going off right now

GoodFood: And Principal Nezu sanctioned this?

RatGod: :)

GoodFood: Yes, yes he did

DadMic: Sho, how do you feel about this?

Dadzawa: Are they going to pick a fight?

Aizu: Nope

Dadzawa: Are they going to give Overhaul what he deserves?

Aizu: And more

Dadzawa: Good.

MomNight: So you're good with this?

Dadzawa: Yes

MomNight: Then I'm in!

DadMic: Me too

BroccoliBrother: I'm ready to fight!

BIRBY: I'm cheering y'all on

Vlampire: ...If Aizawa is cool with this and
Vlampire: Principal Nezu said yes then I guess
Vlampire: I'm good to go too

SharpShooter: We'll do our best

BobTheBuilder: I'll make sure everyone's suits
BobTheBuilder: and gear are in top shape

GoodFood: I'll have a meal ready for
GoodFood: when everyone returns

UAQueen: I'll be on site and on
UAQueen: standby for any injuries

BroccoliBrother: Ms. Recovery Girl,
BroccoliBrother: you'll be out there with us?

UAQueen: Nezu had an ambulance custom made
UAQueen: for my use so I can be on site of large battles
UAQueen: such as this so I can get to my patients faster,
UAQueen: time is of the essence with injuries 

Aizu: Smarticle Particles

BroccoliBrother: That's awesome!

BIRBY: That's good thinking

RatGod: Thank you, I do try

Aizu: It sounds like everything is all set up!

RatGod: That it is, Little Mouse

Aizu: Great! When y'all are heading out to
Aizu: fight let me know so I can give the
Aizu: LOV a location 

Vlampire: Okay-
Vlampire: I get the plan here

Aizu: But?

Vlampire: Why are the villains willing to do this?

Aizu: :)

Vlampire: Oh I'm not going to like this-

SharpShooter: You just had to ask

Vlampire: We were all thinking it!

Aizu: Main members of the LOV
Aizu: were once abused children

Therapist: That's... quite unfortunate...

SharpShooter: That's all you have to say to that?

Therapist: It's more often than not that children
Therapist: who suffer from abuse tend to grow up
Therapist: to be villains because there was no one
Therapist: there to help or was willing to help.
Therapist: Thus they turn their back on the world,
Therapist: do not heal, and lash out in the form of villainy 

SharpShooter: ...
SharpShooter: Well shit

Dadzawa: Nezu, about those homeless kids

RatGod: I will be expanding it to a section that
RatGod: looks into child abuse and works towards
RatGod: getting them out of that situation

Dadzawa: Good.

 

Chapter 30: 30

Class 1-A + Aizu:

MOMo: Where are the teachers
MOMo: and Midoriya?

HotAndCold: They are on a mission

ExplosionGod: WHAT THE HELL
ExplosionGod: WHY THE HELL ARE WE
ExplosionGod: NOT THERE

DanceQueen: Bakubabe did your caps lock
DanceQueen: get stuck on again?

ExplosionGod: PISS OFF

RockHard: Calm down Bakubro!
RockHard: We can just ask when they get
RockHard: back to campus

ExplosionGod: Fuck that
ExplosionGod: BLACKMAIL!

Spiderman: You didn't even ping them
Spiderman: How are they supposed to know
Spiderman: you're yelling for them?

ExplosionGod: Don't question me elbows

Aizu: Yes angry TNT stick?

Spiderman: That's terrifying-

Aizu: Oops?

ExplosionGod: WHY ARE THEY OUT ON A
ExplosionGod: MISSION AND WE'RE NOT?

Aizu: You reeeaaallllly love caps lock, huh?

ExplosionGod: ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION

Aizu: Oh
Aizu: Well
Aizu: That was my doing

ExplosionGod: WHAT THE FUCK

Aizu: :)

ExplosionGod: ...
ExplosionGod: Nevermind
ExplosionGod: I don't need to know

Aizu: Smart decision! 

Kamichu: Now that is terrifying

Aizu: What?

Kamichu: You just stopped Bakubro 
Kamichu: in his tracks

Froppy: I think it's more talent than anything

MCR: Truly a worthy individual to be held as
MCR: the object of worship in a religious setting,
MCR: such as a cult

SuperSound: In simple terms
SuperSound: Aizu is best person and gets
SuperSound: their own cult because of it

Aizu: I-
Aizu: No-

ExplosionGod: It's too late to change
ExplosionGod: their minds Blackmail
ExplosionGod: that shit's been happening

Aizu: I did nothing to warrant this-

HotAndCold: But you deserve it

SuperSound: ^

MCR: ^

RockHard: ^ 

Kamichu: ^

Froppy: ^

Float: ^

SnowWhite: ^

Baker: ^

MindMeld: ^

KarateKid: ^

ImaGhost: ^

Spiderman: You terrify me but ^

MOMo: ^

RuleBook: ...
RuleBook: ^

ExplosionGod: FOUR EYES????

RuleBook: Don't.

ExplosionGod: ...
ExplosionGod: Damn, I'm impressed

RuleBook: I don't know how I should feel
RuleBook: about 'impressing' you

ExplosionGod: Piss off

Aizu: Dear gods-
Aizu: I am not someone to worship
Aizu: or look up to

Float: Sure you are!

Kamichu: You took my dumb idea and
Kamichu: made it to where I can do it!
Kamichu: Now it's something I can do
Kamichu: to help me focus and train too!

Aizu: Your idea wasn't dumb, you simply
Aizu: needed some extra steps to ensure
Aizu: you could do so safely

Froppy: You call people out on their wrongs
Froppy: and you correct them if you can

Aizu: I don't have the time or will power
Aizu: to deal with peoples 'wrongs' when
Aizu: It could simply be corrected

HotAndCold: You helped with my father

Spiderman: ?-

Float: Don't ask

Spiderman: Alright-

Aizu: Your father is so far displaced from a decent
Aizu: human being that I can no longer it a him

Float: ^

Froppy: ^

RuleBook: ^

MCR: The darkness single handedly resolved
MCR: a villain attack while keeping the atmosphere
MCR: as light as one was able to, along with reaching
MCR: Toga through her labyrinth of twisted rationality 
MCR: to the very point of her viewing you, an individual
MCR: with heavy relations to heroes, as someone she 
MCR: values and could happily converse with

[Aizu is typing]

Spiderman: They have a comeback for even that?

ExplosionGod: ...

DanceQueen: What is it Bakubabe?

ExplosionGod: I heard from Deku that Blackmail typing a lot
ExplosionGod: should be feared

Spiderman: I fear them anyways so I'm all set

Kamichu: I-

Float: I second Deku's opinion!

Baking: Why?

Float: I've seen a bit of it in action-

HotAndCold: Midoriya has told me that on 
HotAndCold: multiple occasions, Mx. Aizu
HotAndCold: has given the pro heroes many
HotAndCold: things to think about in relation to
HotAndCold: morals and villains

ExplosionGod: Fuck
ExplosionGod: This is going to be shit show

RockHard: It's good to hear different things!
RockHard: It'll help us grow as heroes!

Aizu: Toga's quirk greatly affects her rationality
Aizu: and because of that and things in her past,
Aizu: her morals have been twisted in large ways.
Aizu: I am sure quite a few villains are the same way.
Aizu: Their quirks affect their life in a negative way
Aizu: (such as their rationality) and society does not
Aizu: help them to cope with it, still function as an
Aizu: individual, or offer healthy outlets. Instead,
Aizu: their personality is shoved downwards, openly
Aizu: feared and hated, and even negative actions taken
Aizu: against them for things beyond their control. I am not
Aizu: saying that the things they do are okay, but the things
Aizu: they do now could have been prevented if only people
Aizu: would step in their shoes and see it from their perspective.
Aizu: It was an accident to have Toga start liking me, but it likely
Aizu: happened because I was not immediately put off by her
Aizu: perception of reality and instead met her on her own
Aizu: level to explain things in ways that she could
Aizu: understand through her twisted rationality.
Aizu: Society quite literally breeds villains with their
Aizu:  'villainous quirks' bullshit by setting innocent
Aizu: children up to be hated and despised for
Aizu:  something they cannot control.

...

ExplosionGod: ...
ExplosionGod: And there's the shit show

RuleBook: This is something that we will take
RuleBook: great care in assuring to 
RuleBook: remember for our future endeavors

SuperSound: That was a lot
SuperSound: but they have a point

Kamichu: Well when we're all heroes
Kamichu: we'll have influence!

Float: What does that have to do with 
Float: what Aizu just said?

Kamichu: Well-
Kamichu: If we got influence
Kamichu: then we can change things!

Spiderman: You mean erase the 
Spiderman: 'villainous quirks' concept?

Kamichu: Yeah! If we do that then
Kamichu: it could stop some kids from
Kamichu: from growing up to be villains!

SuperSound: I like that idea

RockHard: Sounds manly!
RockHard: I'm in!

MOMo: We can all work on a campaign
MOMo: for it now and have it ready once
MOMo: we get the influence necessary to 
MOMo: execute it

Aizu: Y'all make me so proud istg-
Aizu: The heroes would be very proud too

MCR: Whilst we now have a new journey to 
MCR: embark on, we still have not accomplished 
MCR: our current goal

ExplosionGod: How the hell do you expect us to
ExplosionGod: combat Blackmail and win?

Aizu: I do my best

ExplosionGod: Unfortunately 

MOMo: I may have something

Froppy: Then go for it, kero

Aizu: Hit me

MOMo: Your methods are quite out there
MOMo: but nevertheless, you do things
MOMo: to help others without sacrificing
MOMo: your individuality at the same time

Aizu: I-
Aizu: ... 
Aizu: I actually don't have a
Aizu: rebuttal for that one

MCR: I am astounded, thank you kindly

MOMo: Of course!
MOMo: I had it on my mind I just
MOMo: hadn't sent it yet, and the conversation
MOMo: derailed from the topic for a bit

Baker: Then it's settled 

DanceQueen: Bakubabe, would you like
DanceQueen: to do the honors?

ExplosionGod: BLACKMAIL

Aizu: WHAT?

ExplosionGod: YOU HAVE A CULT AND DESERVE IT
ExplosionGod: DEAL WITH IT

Aizu: FUCKING FINE

Spiderman: Those two are insane

Froppy: Correction, they're fun

Spiderman: You have a concerning
Spiderman: definition of fun

Froppy: I am aware, kero

Dabi + Aizu:

Crispy: Hey eyeballs

Aizu: That is me

Crispy: Was Endeavor being there your doing?

Aizu: I might have mentioned it to Nezu
Aizu: Have fun?

Crispy: ...yes
Crispy: Thanks.

Aizu: Of course!
Aizu: Nezu and I thought you would like to
Aizu: see just how well he is doing

Crispy: He was miserable
Crispy: It was satisfying

Aizu: Glad to hear

UA Staff + Others:

RatGod: The mission has been completed

Aizu: That's great! 
Aizu: How'd it go?

RatGod: Midoriya is currently unconscious
RatGod: but he will be okay. 

Aizu: Alrighty

RatGod: Overhaul was soundly beaten
RatGod: and successfully handed off

Aizu: Wonderful :)

RatGod: Hizashi and Shouta are both
RatGod: currently with Eri at the hospital

Aizu: Dad's with their new child, adorable

MomNight: That it is

RatGod: There were no other significant
RatGod: incidents and the LOV played along
RatGod: as well as possible

Aizu: That sounds like a story-
Aizu: But I'm happy everything went great!

MomNight: Oh Nezu missed a part you'll love

Aizu: Ooooh
Aizu: Do tell

MomNight: Izu yelled at Overhaul
MomNight: "My god sibling gave me this line"

Aizu: I know exactly where this is going-

MomNight: Izu proceeded to yell afterwards
MomNight: "Have you ever seen the inside of a
MomNight: septic tank? Because I'm about to show ya!"
MomNight: and then punched Overhaul through the street
MomNight: and into a septic tank, it was amazing

Aizu: I love him sm he is precious
Aizu: How'd he know where one was though?

RatGod: :)

Aizu: All hail the RatGod

Vlampire: Hellion

Aizu: That is I

Vlampire: I understood the plan
Vlampire: I followed the plan
Vlampire: Never plan again

BIRBY: Oh this will be good

Aizu: I-
Aizu: What-

UAQueen: He's in a bit of shock dearie

BIRBY: What-

Aizu: Why?-

SharpShooter: Once the LOV showed up
SharpShooter: everything went sideways

Aizu: Sideways how?

MomNight: Sideways as in everything turned
MomNight: into a huge meme

BIRBY: Oh I am so excited to watch the recording
BIRBY: of this, it'll be a great movie night

Aizu: That sounds great!

SharpShooter: Dabi kept laughing his ass
SharpShooter: off at Endeavor while fighting

Aizu: As he should

BobTheBuilder: Why?

BIRBY: Horrible question to ask

Aizu: :)

BobTheBuilder: Nevermind

BIRBY: Case and point

SharpShooter: Toga kept bouncing around
SharpShooter: looking everywhere for you 
SharpShooter: because she wanted to hug you

Aizu: My heart is whole
Aizu: That is so precious 

MomNight: Less precious when she was also 
MomNight: swinging a knife around

Aizu: Dodge and weave I guess-

SharpShooter: Shigaraki was yelling about how
SharpShooter: he wanted to see the 'hacker's' face
SharpShooter: and basically threw a temper tantrum
SharpShooter: when it became obvious you weren't there

Aizu: Skill issue honestly
Aizu: Mamagiri should have given him a
Aizu: bottle of alcohol and a game
Aizu: to shut him up and keep him that way

SharpShooter: ...

Aizu: Oh my god

SharpShooter: After twenty minutes
SharpShooter: of Shigaraki's tantrum
SharpShooter: he did

Aizu: I love that so much

MomNight: I don't know if that man is getting
MomNight: paid, but if he is, he needs a raise

BIRBY: Sounds like it

Aizu: 100%

SharpShooter: Spinner and Compress were both
SharpShooter: constantly hollering about how they
SharpShooter: need to pay more attention to their
SharpShooter: phones so they are more in the loop

Aizu: Another skill issue

BIRBY: Honestly

Aizu: The off-brand ninja turtle and the 
Aizu: magician gone sideways are a mood though
Aizu: I hated checking my phone before I was in
Aizu: this group chat

BIRBY: ...
BIRBY: Please screenshot it when you change 
BIRBY: their names to that, I have to see the
BIRBY: reactions 

SharpShooter: ...Send it here

BobTheBuilder: Seriously?

SharpShooter: What? It'll be funny

BobTheBuilder: Valid point

Chapter 31: 31

LOV + Aizu chat:

Aizu: I am very proud of all of you!

HandFetish: Stfu

Aizu: I didn't do anything-

Mamagiri: My apologies, he is drunk

Aizu: I heard about that 
Aizu: Brilliant idea

Mamagiri: Thank you

BloodBaby: I missed you!

Aizu: I'm sorryyyyy

BloodBaby: I wanted to give you a hug-

Aizu: I would have absolutely 
Aizu: loved a hug and I hate that
Aizu: I wasn't there for hugs

BloodBaby: :(

Aizu: I know-
Aizu: I'm sorry-

BloodBaby: I'll forgive you since
BloodBaby: you got me a new toy

Aizu: He's not dead yet?

HandFetish: Nop

Aizu: And the horrid drunk texting begins

Crispy: Someone take his phone

Mamagiri: ...
Mamagiri: No need

Aizu: ...Did-
Aizu: Did he dust his phone?-

Mamagiri: That would be correct

BloodBaby: Again?

Crispy: That's like the third
Crispy: phone this month

Aizu: Skissue 

Mamagiri: ...a bit

Crispy: Damn even he agrees

Aizu: Tragic

BloodBaby: Copium!
BloodBaby: Did I do that right?

Aizu: Yes you did!
Aizu: Great job!

BloodBaby: Yay!~

...

Spinner: Why is Shigaraki 
Spinner: sobbing, on the floor,
Spinner: drunk, and huddled 
Spinner: around a pile of dust

Crispy: It's his phone

Mamagiri: He still hasn't
Mamagiri: sobered up

BloodBaby: I saw Kurogiri give
BloodBaby: him the strong alcohol!

Mamagiri: I did indeed

Aizu: Top tier man baby
Aizu: suppressant 

Spinner: ...
Spinner: So you're the hacker

Aizu: ... :)

Crispy: Fuck-

BloodBaby: This will be fun

Spinner's name has been changed to Off-brandNinjaTurtle.

Aizu: Yes I am the hacker

BloodBaby: I love it!

Crispy: ...I like my name better now

Off-brandNinjaTurtle: Broski wtf-

Aizu: Problem?

Off-brandNinjaTurtle: I do not follow
Off-brandNinjaTurtle: Stain's will to be called
Off-brandNinjaTurtle: an off-brand ninja turtle

Aizu: That sounds like a shit ton of
Aizu: not my problem

BloodBaby: Sassy Aizu is best Aizu!

Off-brandNinjaTurtle: You're a headache

Aizu: And you're an overgrown lizard

Crispy: This is entertaining

BloodBaby: Very!
BloodBaby: But what about Compress?

Aizu: I can do him too

Off-brandNinjaTurtle: Yes.
Off-brandNinjaTurtle: I won't suffer alone

Aizu: :)

Compress' name has been changed to MagicManGoneWrong.

MagicManGoneWrong: I'm offended

Aizu: And I don't care-
Aizu: Your friends are the ones
Aizu: that encouraged it

MagicManGoneWrong: That is why I am offended.
MagicManGoneWrong: I was expecting it to be an
MagicManGoneWrong: odd nickname when I saw
MagicManGoneWrong: Spinner's nickname

Aizu: Valid
Aizu: Glad I'm not under fire

MagicManGoneWrong: I have learned to not
MagicManGoneWrong: poke the bear

Aizu: Understandable have a nice day

MagicManGoneWrong: I will once I get headphones

Aizu: What?-

Crispy: Toga is with Overhaul

Aizu: Funsies! 

Crispy: You are one twisted fuck

Aizu: Really? I didn't notice

Crispy: Sassy mf

Aizu: Are you actually complaining though?

Crispy: ...
Crispy: Fuck off

MagicManGoneWrong: You are quite the oddity

Aizu: Hah?-

Off-brandNinjaTurtle: He means you're fuckin weird

Aizu: No shit sherlock
Aizu: but, why?

MagicManGoneWrong: You interact with us with such
MagicManGoneWrong: ease and without fear

Aizu: Shits not that hard-
Aizu: At the end of the day
Aizu: y'all are just a bunch of
Aizu: traumatized fuck-nuggets
Aizu: that could use a hug and 
Aizu: a lot of therapy

MagicManGoneWrong: Odd phrasing
MagicManGoneWrong: but not incorrect

Off-brandNinjaTurtle: Why are you yelling-

Crispy: ...
Crispy: Lower your fuckin voice

Aizu: Fuckin make me

Crispy: I'll fry your ass

Aizu: I'll shove a W.A.S.P. knife in your ass cheek

BloodBaby: Oh dear-

Crispy: What is that?-

Aizu: Go look it up!~

Mamagiri: I do not believe that I
Mamagiri: require therapy or a hug

Aizu: Oh bless your heart you
Aizu: sweet summer child

Mamagiri: I-

Off-brandNinjaTurtle: Nope, not another word

MagicManGoneWrong: It's better to not ask

Mamagiri: Noted

Crispy: ...
Crispy: I'm not getting anywhere near you

Aizu: :)

Off-brandNinjaTurtle: This shit is why I stay off my phone

MagicManGoneWrong: But I admit that it's entertaining

Aizu: It only gets worse from here 

Off-brandNinjaTurtle: Oh fun

MagicManGoneWrong: I look forward to it

UAStaff + Others:

[Aizu has sent screenshots.]

SharpShooter: Greatly appreciated 

BobTheBuilder: Aight, I admit, it's funny

BIRBY: Spinner was adamantly 
BIRBY: not having it

Aizu: Compress was pretty chill

MomNight: Compress seems to be a
MomNight: chill guy in a calm atmosphere

Aizu: That is true

BroccoliBrother: Y/N!

Aizu: IZU!
Aizu: MY PERFECT GOD BROTHER!
Aizu: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!!!!!!!

BroccoliBrother: Thank you!
BroccoliBrother: I'll be going to sleep again soon

UAQueen: Yes you will

BIRBY: Better listen to the lady

Aizu: Always listen to the queen

BroccoliBrother: But I saw that you got a 
BroccoliBrother: new pet lizard and I wanted
BroccoliBrother: say congrats!

SharpShooter: Did he just refer to Spinner,
SharpShooter: a person, as a pet lizard

GoodFood: Indeed he did

BobTheBuilder: I can't tell if I hate it here
BobTheBuilder: or love it here

Aizu: .... Izu my lovely brother

BroccoliBrother: Yes?

Aizu: You are top tier immaculate
Aizu: I did get a new pet
Aizu: I gave him a weird name and it's
Aizu: fun to watch him get all worked up
Aizu: and sassy about things I do

SharpShooter: And of course the Terror
SharpShooter: goes along with it

MomNight: You know they feed each
MomNight: other's chaotic energy

BIRBY: I'm living for it

GoodFood: Of course you are

BIRBY: I-

BroccoliBrother: Sounds entertaining!

Aizu: It very much is

BroccoliBrother: I gotta go back to sleep
BroccoliBrother: so Ms. Recovery girl can
BroccoliBrother: finish healing me later

Aizu: Rest well!
Aizu: I am extremely proud of you!
Aizu: You did a great job!

BroccoliBrother: Thank you!
BroccoliBrother: Ttyl!

Aizu: Ttyl!

BIRBY: Hey Y/n?

Aizu: What's up my birdy buddy?

BIRBY: kjsgbkshg
BIRBY: My heart is whole

MomNight: That was kinda cute-

BIRBY: But anywhore-
BIRBY: Feel free to send any more
BIRBY: screenshots about your new
BIRBY: pet lizard, it'd be funny

Aizu: Duly noted

Chapter 32: 32

The Three Gremlins Chat:

Aizu: MY BITCHES

BIRBY: REPORTING FOR DUTY

BroccoliBrother: REPORTING FOR DUTY

Aizu: I wish for chaos

BIRBY: Chaos sounds good
BIRBY: I'm stuck in my office
BIRBY: doing paperwork for Nezu

Aizu: That will definitely bring chaos
Aizu: at a later date

BIRBY: :)

Aizu: I have taught you well

BroccoliBrother: Why not bother the LOV?

Aizu: I might, but the heroes reactions
Aizu: are top tier entertainment

BroccoliBrother: Fair

Aizu: My main problem is not being
Aizu: physically there and money

BIRBY: Say why and I might help

Aizu: Alllll of the pranks

BIRBY: I'm listening

Aizu: Like dumping edible glitter
Aizu: in the coffee grounds
Aizu: (obviously warning Dadzawa)

BIRBY: I could get the glitter

BroccoliBrother: I could sneak
BroccoliBrother: into the lounge

Aizu: Getting the little dog squeakers
Aizu: and hiding them everywhere

 BroccoliBrother: You're insane
BroccoliBrother: I love it.

BIRBY: I'm online shopping at 
BIRBY: the speed of light

Aizu: A really good one would be sending
Aizu: Trash Might a dildo with a singing telegram
Aizu: telling him to go fuck himself because
Aizu: no one else would do it

BIRBY: ...

BroccoliBrother: ...

BIRBY: WELP 
BIRBY: Guess my credit card history
BIRBY: gets to be a little more
BIRBY: questionable, if it wasn't already

BroccoliBrother: I can sneak and video it!

RatGod has hacked the chat. Say Hi!

RatGod: No need, he has cameras around
RatGod: his front door, I'll send the footage
RatGod: to everyone privately.

RatGod has left the chat.

Aizu: RatGod is best God.

BIRBY: Praise RatGod!

BroccoliBrother: Praise RatGod!

Aizu: I feel like I'm brainwashing
Aizu: both of you

BroccoliBrother: We don't mind,
BroccoliBrother: it makes life fun

BIRBY: Not like it hasn't been done before

Aizu: You're not wrong

BroccoliBrother: But outta pocket

BIRBY: Outta pocket is great though

Aizu: I can't argue with you there

BroccoliBrother: ^ 

BIRBY: Exactly
BIRBY: Also, with the dildo order

Aizu: Yes?

BIRBY: They have exploding sperm confetti 
BIRBY: I added it to the package

Aizu: That's immaculate

BroccoliBrother: His face is gonna be hilarious

Aizu: Would it be wrong to ask
Aizu: our wonderous RatGod
Aizu: to have fun with the heroes
Aizu: ringtones?

BroccoliBrother: Running at the speed of
BroccoliBrother: light to go ask

BIRBY: You are downright evil

Aizu: Thank you!

BIRBY: Any time

...

BroccoliBrother: He said yes!

Aizu: When is he gonna do it? 

BroccoliBrother: ...

BIRBY: Right now?

BroccoliBrother: Right now.

Aizu: Guess it's time to hop on over
Aizu: to the main chat

BIRBY: Izu, I'll send you the stuff once I get it

BroccoliBrother: Gotcha!

UA Staff & Others:

Vlampire: Why are all of my ringtones
Vlampire: set to autotune screams from
Vlampire: my class?

GoodFood: ...Because you changed them?

Vlampire: I never changed them though-

SharpShooter: You probably got drunk?

BIRBY: HAH-

Vlampire: I adamantly stay away from my phone
Vlampire: when intoxicated so this shit doesn't 
Vlampire: happen 

BobTheBuilder: Got no idea then

Aizu: What shit did you pull for you to have 
Aizu: to think about staying away from your
Aizu: phone while drunk?-

Vlampire: I don't wanna talk about it-

Dadzawa: Why are all of my ringtones 
Dadzawa: my class and Mic screaming
Dadzawa: like idiots.

Vlampire: Join the club

BroccoliBrother: Am I in there?

Dadzawa: Unfortunately 

BroccoliBrother: :')

DadMic: Don't worry kiddo! We're there together!

BroccoliBrother: ^. ^

MomNight: That was cute
MomNight: Skill issue on the ringtones though

SharpShooter: Did someone mess with each
SharpShooter: of your phones? Maybe your kids?

BroccoliBrother: Not it

Vlampire: I don't know check your ringtone

SharpShooter: ...

Vlampire: What?

BIRBY: Do tell

SharpShooter: All of mine are someone
SharpShooter: saying 'pew pew' in different tones

Aizu: I'm dead lmao

Vlampire: Classy.

SharpShooter: I didn't do that

BIRBY: Are you sure about that?

SharpShooter: Yes I am sure chicken wing

Aizu: Aye, lay off my bird baby
Aizu: you retro fit cowboy

SharpShooter: I-

Therapist: All of mine are cat noises.

SharpShooter: Oop-

Vlampire: Outta pocket

BroccoliBrother: Is it bad I laughed?

BIRBY: ^

Aizu: ^

BobTheBuilder: I just checked mine,
BobTheBuilder: I turned my phone off.

SharpShooter: That bad?

BobTheBuilder: My ringtones are all Mei.

SharpShooter: That's great

BIRBY: ^

BobTheBuilder: No

BroccoliBrother: Mei-san is great!

Aizu: What, you don't love your
Aizu: very own chaotic gremlin?

BobTheBuilder: Shut

Aizu: Just wait till I meet her :)

BobTheBuilder: I would check myself into 
BobTheBuilder: a mental institution 

Dadzawa: It was a long time coming.

Aizu: HAH- 

BobTheBuilder: I-

GoodFood: Mine include a fellow named
GoodFood: Gordon Ramsey yelling about
GoodFood: uncooked chicken

BroccoliBrother: 10/10

BIRBY: Immaculate

Aizu: We love to see it

MomNight: My skill issue is all of mine
MomNight: are quotes from a book about
MomNight: public decency 

Aizu: Low blow

Vlampire: Damn

BobTheBuilder: W o w

DadMic: Mine are a bunch of clips
DadMic: of off key opera music

BIRBY: That made me cringe and I haven't 
BIRBY: even heard it-

SharpShooter: Suddenly I like my new ringtones better

Vlampire: Alright gremlins, what are your ringtones?

BIRBY: Mine haven't changed

BroccoliBrother: Mine either

Aizu: I just checked mine and they're normal

SharpShooter: Why haven't any of y'alls been changed?

BroccoliBrother: Great question

BIRBY: 10/10 questioning skills

Aizu: A very interesting question

Dadzawa: You three know something

BroccoliBrother: ...

BIRBY: SCATTER

Aizu: RADIO SILENCE

...

MomNight: They really ran away huh? 

Dadzawa: Midoriya ran out of the room
Dadzawa: before I could grab him

DadMic: Hawks is in his office so it's not like
DadMic: we could go ask 

SharpShooter: I'll call the office

BobTheBuilder: Good idea

...

SharpShooter: ...So that was a bust

Vlampire: What happened?

SharpShooter: As soon as I told the assistant who
SharpShooter: I was, she laughed and mumbled 
SharpShooter: 'Operation Radio Silence'
SharpShooter: and then hung up on me

Vlampire: Oh gods, now Hawks is infecting people
Vlampire: Dammit Hellion-

GoodFood: How long do you think we would have
GoodFood: to wait until they tell us

MomNight: Hound?

Therapist: Them? 
Therapist: Forever

BobTheBuilder: Seriously?

Therapist: They are tenacious

Dadzawa: If I wasn't so aggravated, I would be proud

GoodFood: That's just how the cookie crumbles

Vlampire: None of those three have the
Vlampire: know-how to do this though

MomNight: ...

DadMic: ...

SharpShooter: ...

BobTheBuilder: 

GoodFood: That is true

Dadzawa: ...
Dadzawa: Nezu.

RatGod: :)

SharpShooter: So it was Nezu?

RatGod: I can't take all the credit
RatGod: @Aizu had the idea

Aizu: :)

RatGod: @BIRBY liked the idea

BIRBY: :)

RatGod: And finally @BroccoliBrother 
RatGod: came and asked me about it

BroccoliBrother: :) 

RatGod: Of course it was just a bit of harmless
RatGod: fun, so I didn't see any reason not to

Therapist: Every time my phone rings,
Therapist: I hear a cat cursing me out

RatGod: A preferred alternative for the
RatGod: beginning, I assure you

Dadzawa: What.

SharpShooter: The beginning?

BobTheBuilder: Excuse me?

Vlampire: I'm lighting candles

GoodFood: I'll be on standby to make
GoodFood: comfort foods if necessary

DadMic: This will be fun!

MomNight: It's always good to shake 
MomNight: things up a bit!

 

Chapter 33: 33

UA Staff & Others:

Vlampire: It's been too quiet

Dadzawa: And you would jinx this, why?

Vlampire: Sorry-

SharpShooter: The demon is only summoned
SharpShooter: when you ask for them

Therapist: I spoke to them a few hours ago
Therapist: they were doing fine last I heard

BIRBY: Mhm

GoodFood: And this is where the problem starts

Therapist: Do you think different, Hawks?

BIRBY: Yes I mf do

BroccoliBrother: ^

DadMic: Oh dear-

Therapist: Pup.

Aizu: I aint do shit-
Aizu: Whoever said I did do shit
Aizu: is a fuckin liar

DadMic: Woah kiddo

SharpShooter: Nope I'm watchin my tone

BobTheBuilder: da na na

SharpShooter: I ain't talkin back, no

BobTheBuilder: Why?

SharpShooter: Cause I'ma get thrown

BobTheBuilder: da na na

AllMight: What?

SharpShooter: Cultured things

BobTheBuilder: You wouldn't understand

AllMight: I-

BroccoliBrother: Take the L

AllMight: The L?

Aizu: Oh dear gods this is painful
Aizu: to watch 

Dadzawa: ^

Vlampire: Aizawa?

DadMic: I've cultured him

Aizu: 10/10 we love you for that

DadMic: Thanks kiddo 

BIRBY: First birdy buddy is going off their rocker
BIRBY: Now Eraserhead is cultured? 

BroccoliBrother: Kill me now

Therapist: How is pup off their rocker?

Aizu: Oop-
Aizu: Gotta blast-

Dadzawa: No.

Aizu: Tragic

BIRBY: They are wired off caffeine 

Aizu: Happy bean juice make the happy chemicals

Therapist: No, you're depressed and it just brings
Therapist: you up to normal levels

Aizu: Goddamn
Aizu: Pop off ig

BIRBY: And it makes for some wild conversations

Vlampire: Oh this is gonna be interesting

Aizu: It's not that bad

BroccoliBrother: I said I didn't like Elmo and you said?

Aizu: Did Elmo touch you in weird ways?
Aizu: Should I call someone?

Vlampire: I regret waking up today

SharpShooter: I should have never opened this chat

BobTheBuilder: Turn it off and back on again,
BobTheBuilder: maybe it'll go away

Aizu: Well shiiit
Aizu: Guess I'll go die or something
Aizu: Ik when a bitch ain't wanted

MomNight: Don't die

Aizu: Drugs?

DadMic: Don't do drugs

Aizu: More coffee?

MomNight: Trick question, you're Sho's kid
MomNight: You'll never stop drinking coffee

Aizu: This is true

Aizu: Lol notice how Dadzawa said
Aizu: nothing on not dying

MomNight: Bc he doesn't want to be alive either

Dadzawa: Stfu

DadMic: She's not wrong

BIRBY: Mood

BroccoliBrother: Mood

BobTheBuilder: Mood

SharpShooter: What?-

BobTheBuilder: Mei

SharpShooter: Understandable have a nice day

Aizu: Damn we can all go hop in front of
Aizu: a semi truck and take a family trip 
Aizu: to the afterlife

BIRBY: Would that classify as a road trip?

Aizu: I'm on the highway to hell

BroccoliBrother: That's one way to repave the road

Aizu: Bouta make this bitch colorful!

Dadzawa: Red is only one more color

Aizu: Bold of you to assume I wont eat copious
Aizu: amounts of colorful chalk beforehand 

Vlampire: You got some wires crossed upstairs,
Vlampire: don't you?

Aizu: You run around the city in spandex
Aizu: slinging your blood everywhere
Aizu: and you want to judge me?

Vlampire: I-

Aizu: Vlad King my ass
Aizu: King of blood-borne diseases more like

BobTheBuilder: Damn

SharpShooter: Shots fired

GoodFood: Seriously?

Aizu: Well, y'all are in a school

BIRBY: BIRDY BUDDY

BroccoliBrother: WRONG WORLD

Aizu: Oh shit-
Aizu: My bad

BobTheBuilder: Dear gods-

Aizu: I'm just a skill issue y'all
Aizu: It's all good

BroccoliBrother: The skill issue is that-

BIRBY: -caffeine makes your filter go away

Aizu: Aye don't do that creepy twin shit
Aizu: Weirdos

BobTheBuilder: They're the weirdos?

Aizu: I don't think the caveman with the
Aizu: Halloween looking helmet has room to talk

BobTheBuilder: I-
BobTheBuilder: I'm going to dig under you
BobTheBuilder: and drop you in a hole

Aizu: I will curb stomp your ass so hard
Aizu: I wear you like a shoe.

SharpShooter: Quit while you're still human
SharpShooter: and not a shoe

BobTheBuilder:... you win this time

Aizu: I win every time
Aizu: I'm just built different

BroccoliBrother: Built with mental illness

Aizu: Sometimes I regret making you chaotic
Aizu: so you can run your mouth

BIRBY: Only because it's aimed at you

Aizu: Yes.
Aizu: Quit that shit.

AllMight: Now now-

Aizu: You are like the great value clown at
Aizu: the party that all the kids are scared of
Aizu: just because the parents couldn't afford a
Aizu: better one

AllMight: I-

Therapist: You honestly should have
Therapist: seen that one coming

AllMight: I know-

Aizu: Olderlies have  a delayed reaction to things
Aizu: Yk, with that whole one foot in the grave thing

UAQueen: He is younger than me

Aizu: You are healthy
Aizu: He's an idiot
Aizu: It cancels out age 

UAQueen: That is correct

Vlampire: Damn

BIRBY: The queen strikes once more

GoodFood: Ate and left no crumbs

Aizu: ...
Aizu: brb killing myself

Dadzawa: No-

BIRBY: I'ma just quit flying now

DadMic: No-

BroccoliBrother: Gonna go full throttle my quirk rq

UAQueen: No-

GoodFood: Don't worry I hate myself
GoodFood: for that too

SharpShooter: The shit we do for the aesthetic

BobTheBuilder: ^

Therapist: All of you are beyond repair

Aizu: It took you this long to figure that out?

Therapist: I was in denial

BroccoliBrother: Congratulations on your realization!

Therapist: I'm going to the liquor store.

RatGod: Please stop turning Hound into an alcoholic

UAQueen: ^

Therapist: Nezu

RatGod: Yes?

Therapist: Respectfully, you're also a reason for this

RatGod: Interesting

SharpShooter: Of course he finds that interesting

RatGod: It is

SharpShooter: Yes sir.

Aizu: lmao you're playing with fire 

SharpShooter: :')

Dadzawa: Replace the alcohol from the lounge

Therapist: Will do

Aizu: Drink some for me!

Therapist: I'm drinking because of you

Aizu: Sounds like a hell of a skill issue

BIRBY: Well damn- 
BIRBY: Oh hey! I can see Hound walking!

Therapist: I better not see you until
Therapist: your next appointment

BIRBY: Ouch-

BroccoliBrother: HAH-

Therapist: You either.

BroccoliBrother: Oh-

Aizu: Emotional Damage

BroccoliBrother: Kacchan's here?

BIRBY: BAHAHAHAHA

Aizu: Goddamn-

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Izuku & Aizu's Dm's:

BroccoliBrother: Heyyyyy-

Aizu: What did you do

BroccoliBrother: I need your help-

Aizu: With?

BroccoliBrother: Just go look at the class chat-

Aizu: Oookay-

1-A class chat:

ExplosionGod: FUCK NO

DanceQueen: IT'S FOR THE AESTHETIC

ExplosionGod: PINK CLASHES WITH MY EYES

DanceQueen: KIRI IS DOING IT AND HE HAS
DanceQueen: RED HAIR

MCR: And the fight continues on

Kamichu: I just wanna go see Barbie

RockHard: Cmon bakubro-

ExplosionGod: NO I WILL CLASH

Spiderman: Damn, the pink cowboy hat is cool
Spiderman: too, I vote wear it

ExplosionGod: N O

Aizu: But then you would have this bombass outfit
Aizu: and then when people meet your eyes they
Aizu: get hit with the red. You could laugh your ass
Aizu: off from people jumping at the sudden difference
Aizu: between your eyes and your outfit.

ExplosionGod: ...

Kamichu: ...is it bad I got happy when they started typing

Spiderman: ...is it bad I got scared when they started typing

MCR: Revel in our god

Aizu: Excuse me-

SuperSound: Oh wow...

Kamichu: ..and this is why I got happy

Spiderman: The power they hold is what scares me

MCR: Behold their unwavering power

Aizu: Again
Aizu: Excuse me?-

RockHard: Thanks AizuBro!

Aizu: Huh?
Aizu: I'm so lost

BroccoliBrother: Would you like a map

Aizu: I'm going to punt you off a cliff

BroccoliBrother: Burn my notebooks if I don't survive

Aizu: Noted

RuleBook: To explain the situation, Mx. Aizu,
RuleBook: Bakugo seems to have taken your
RuleBook: words into consideration and is now
RuleBook: getting dressed

Aizu: That's great! 
Aizu: He'd look awesome in pink!

...

Aizu: Where'd everyone go?

...

MCR: Compliments from such a deity has,
MCR: explosive responses

Aizu: ...
Aizu: Hah?

RuleBook: Bakugo set off explosions which
RuleBook: set off the smoke alarm

Aizu: Is he and everyone else okay?

Froppy: I just checked with everyone!
Froppy: We're all okay, ribbit

Aizu: That's great news!
Aizu: Your little 'ribbit' is adorable btw

RuleBook: We stand corrected, one student down

MCR: Their compliments are truly formidable 

HotAndCold: A prime example of guerrilla warfare

Aizu: I don't know what I did-
Aizu: I'm sorry-

MOMo: Everything is okay!
MOMo: They're just being dramatic

Aizu: Oooh
Aizu: Makes sense

SuperSound: We're headed back inside
SuperSound: Ttyl!

Aizu: Bye guys!

...

Later, Staff + others chat:

Dadzawa: Why is my class walking around
Dadzawa: head to toe in pink?

BroccoliBrother: Barbie

Aizu: Barbie

Vlampire: It's not that important 

BIRBY: You take that back blood sucker

Vlampire: What-

BroccoliBrother: Barbie is iconic

Aizu: You don't slander it smh

Vlampire: But it's not

Aizu: I don't wanna hear it
Aizu: from the walking health risk

AllMight: Young Aizu, I don't believe he
AllMight: understands

Aizu: Bombastic side eye

AllMight: I found the movie to be quite good

Aizu: Criminally offensive side eye

BIRBY: I can't tell if they're sizing him up
BIRBY: or planning something

Therapist: Aht. Pup, no.

Aizu: Smh
Aizu: Anywhore
Aizu: The walking life-alert commercial is correct

AllMight: I'll take it

GoodFood: I'm planning on watching it at some point

BobTheBuilder: Mei forced me to watch it with her
BobTheBuilder: But the movie wasn't bad at all

SharpShooter: I know, you dragged me from my
SharpShooter: house just so you wouldn't be alone

BobTheBuilder: I may live in fear of paintballs now
BobTheBuilder: but it was worth it

Aizu: 10/10 great idea
Aizu: Oooh Use a Nerf gun!
Aizu: Put magnets on the end so they stick
Aizu: to his helmet!

SharpShooter: I like your thinking terror

BobTheBuilder: Why must you forsake me

BroccoliBrother: Like Tokoyami says

BIRBY: "Those outside of the cult are not safe
BIRBY: from the wrath of Aizu, there is no god that
BIRBY: may save you and no mortal that may free
BIRBY: you from their clutches."

Aizu: Y'all are getting real into that whole 
Aizu: cult joke, huh?

Dadzawa: It's not a joke

Aizu: ...
Aizu: Run that by me one more time
Aizu: I think my lights were too bright to hear you

GoodFood: What-

Dadzawa: It's not a joke, I sat in one time

Aizu: ...
Aizu: Izu

BroccoliBrother: What did I do? I didn't start it!

Aizu: Make it a joke before someone starts some
Aizu: shit about everyone being in a cult!

BIRBY: Actually I looked that up! 
BIRBY: It could be passed off as religion-

Aizu: I AM NOT A GOD-

BroccoliBrother: Fake it till you make it ig

Aizu: You listen here you little shit-

BroccoliBrother: Gtg, getting pink sparkles
BroccoliBrother: put in my hair, bye!

MomNight: Well there is a first time for everything

DadMic: Yeah! Little listener actually ran away from
DadMic: something for once

Aizu: I'm just built different ig

BIRBY: Is that a good thing though?

Aizu: :)

BIRBY: Mhm-
BIRBY: Yes-
BIRBY: Very good thing-
BIRBY: Pleasedon'tkillme

Aizu: Your reproductive organs are safe, for now

BIRBY: Thank god-

SharpShooter: You really should have seen that one coming

MomNight: Birds fly into glass all the time

BobTheBuilder: That was a stone wall

MomNight: He's just a bit more special

Aizu: He is certainly something else
Aizu: But we love him!

BIRBY: See now I can't be mad-

Aizu: Don't get mad at me or I will cry

BroccoliBrother: It's giving... trauma

Aizu: Not the call out from the boy who
AizuL thinks he's made of glowsticks

BroccoliBrother: I-
BroccoliBrother: and now I leave again 

Aizu: That's what I thought

BIRBY: ...on that note
BIRBY: I'll do my best to not be mad with you

Aizu: Goodie ^. ^

BIRBY: As long as you've eaten and hydrated today

Aizu: ...

BIRBY: Well? :)

Aizu: Izu

BroccoliBrother: Reporting with glittery hair

Aizu: Give fierce wings a barbie makeover for 
Aizu: trying to one up me like a lil hoe

BIRBY: Wait-

BroccoliBrother: With pleasure! 

BIRBY: Wait no-

SharpShooter: You're just not that guy

BobTheBuilder: You don't Aizu, Aizu

DadMic: the only one that can do it
DadMic: is Sho

MomNight: Exactly, it takes a special breed to 
MomNight: one up my godchild

Aizu: ^. ^ I do my best

GoodFood: This ought to be an interesting
GoodFood: experience for Hawks

RatGod: Half of Aizawas class left campus
RatGod: several moments ago

Aizu: :)

BIRBY: WHY DID NO ONE STOP THEM

RatGod: Under religious laws, as long as
RatGod: they claim to be praising their deity,
RatGod: they may leave campus

SharpShooter: He's going to look like a die hard
SharpShooter: fan

Aizu: It's the fan behavior for me

DadMic: It'll be awesome!

BIRBY: THEY'RE OUTSIDE MY HOUSE

Aizu: And so it begins :)

BIRBY: WHY ARE THEY ALL CHANTING AIZU-

Aizu: I didn't add that-

BIRBY: HELPISKGBKADFNJJGSKG

SharpShooter: Moment of silence for our
SharpShooter: fallen brethren, may he never
SharpShooter: try to Aizu the original Aizu again

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Traumatized Trio gc:

Aizu: I'm just saying-

BIRBY: This feels like borderline 
BIRBY: cruel and unusual punishment

BroccoliBrother: Yeah but it's funny

Aizu: It would be awesome

BIRBY: Who could build something like that?

Aizu: ...
Aizu: :)

BroccoliBrother: Oh boy

Aizu: Ask her!

BroccoliBrother: You ask her!

Aizu: She doesn't know me!

BIRBY: Who?

Aizu: Someone Izu is about to add to the gc :)

BIRBY: Oh dear god-

BroccoliBrother: Fine fine, give me a sec

Mei has been added to the group chat. Say hi!

Mei's name has been changed to ManicMechanic.

ManicMechanic: Wow what a call out-

Aizu: We have ideas for you

ManicMechanic: What kind?

Aizu: New babies

ManicMechanic: Tell me everything.

Aizu: So the glasses in Hawks  costume,
Aizu: and adding lenses to Izu's
Aizu: make em electronic so it tracks the eye
Aizu: and a verbal command to lock onto a target
Aizu: that sends out a bunch of little robots that
Aizu: explode and throw glitter all over the target

ManicMechanic: ...
ManicMechanic: I love you.

Aizu: I love you too ^. ^

BIRBY: Oh my god the world is ending

BroccoliBrother: Things are gonna get awesome!

ManicMechanic: I'll get to work right away! 

Aizu: Don't be afraid to cover your teacher in glitter
Aizu: He tried to sass me the other day

ManicMechanic: I plan on it!

ManicMechanic is offline. 

Aizu: The chaos will be glorious

BIRBY: Hound is gonna drink more-

Aizu: Probably!

BroccoliBrother: Power Loader might actually cry

Aizu: Sacrifices must be made

BIRBY: You have zero chill

Aizu: I know, you love me tho

BIRBY: Of course, you're my birdy buddy

BroccoliBrother: Me toooo!

BIRBY: Of course!

Staff & others:

BobTheBuilder: WHY THE HELL
BobTheBuilder: IS THERE GLITTER
BobTheBuilder: ALL OVER MY SHOP

Aizu: Gotta blast

BroccoliBrother: sprinting

BIRBY: flying away

Vlampire: There's glitter?

GoodFood: Oh my

Dadzawa: Keep that shit away from me

DadMic: Did you have a rave?

BobTheBuilder: No I did not have a rave

SharpShooter: Why is Mei covered in glitter
SharpShooter: and frantically mumbling while
SharpShooter: going down the hallway?

MomNight: Oh this seems chaotic

GoodFood: More than it is

MomNight: Absolutely

GoodFood: How so?

MomNight: Think about it
MomNight: he mentions glitter and
MomNight: our three trouble makers
MomNight: suddenly disappear,
MomNight: which means..

Vlampire: Oh-

SharpShooter: Oh no

DadMic: That means the kiddo met Mei?

BobTheBuilder: Nezu I quit

RatGod: Denied.

BobTheBuilder: Fuck.

SharpShooter: Power Loader is now crying 
SharpShooter: in the corner of the 
SharpShooter: teachers lounge

 

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U.A. Staff & Others

DadMic: Sho is cranky

Vlampire: Why? 

SharpShooter: Glitter

BobTheBuilder: Glitter.

GoodFood: ...something tells me it's
GoodFood: because of the glitter

Dadzawa: The next time I see glitter it will
Dadzawa: be too soon

Vlampire: Well too soon is walking down your hallway

Dadzawa: What.

BobTheBuilder: Mei is likely dropping off another refill

Dadzawa: I quit

RatGod: No you don't

Dadzawa: Yes I do

RatGod: What about the kids?

Dadzawa: I'm leaving and I'm taking the kids

BIRBY: That's what she said

SharpShooter: Not the time-

BIRBY: :')

DadMic: Are you divorcing me? Is this a divorce?

MomNight: Kids! One of your fathers is trying to leave!

BroccoliBrother: Not again! 

Aizu: Not again! 

Vlampire: Good gods-

Therapist: Aizawa if you leave and 'take' the kids
Therapist: you will put undue stress on them and you

Dadzawa: ...fine.

DadMic: Phew, I thought my husband was gone for a second

Dadzawa: No.

DadMic: Awww you're so sweet

Aizu: This is wholesome

BroccoliBrother: 10/10 morning

Aizu: Hol up there's a blood bath texting me

BobTheBuilder: What-

BIRBY: WHEEZE

Toga & Aizu dms

BloodBaby: So I did a thing

Aizu: What's up?

BloodBaby: I may or may not have accidentally made 
BloodBaby: Overhaul bald-

Aizu: What-

BloodBaby: It involved sleep deprivation and glitter
BloodBaby: glue but that's not important

Aizu: I-

BloodBaby: But since he was bald, I kinda sorta-
BloodBaby: Covered his head in sticky glitter and
BloodBaby: now he looks like a disco ball

Aizu: I am so proud rn

BloodBaby: So you like it!?

Aizu: ABSOLUTELY! 
Aizu: I LOVE IT!!

BloodBaby: THAT'S GREAT OKAY THAT'S ALL

Aizu: OKAY TTYL! <3

BloodBaby: TTYL! <3

U.A. Staff & Others

Aizu: Lol life is great

Dadzawa: What about texting a blood bath?

Aizu: Oh-
Aizu: Toga!

SharpShooter: THAT'S NOT AN 'Oh' THING-

Aizu: Put your gun back in your holster Huckleberry
Aizu: She was giving me updates on her fun 'toy'

SharpShooter: I- Okay that one was clever-

Aizu: I do my best

DadMic: What about Chisaki?

Aizu: Well he's bald now for one

Vlampire: I choked

BIRBY: The noise I let out was ungodly

BroccoliBrother: Dadzawa is grinning like the devil

SharpShooter: Power Loader snorted his coffee and now
SharpShooter: I'm running from the gremlin bc I recorded it

BobTheBuilder: GET BACK HERE

MomNight: I scared my entire class with laughing-

Therapist: I can hear Nezu laughing from my office.

Aizu: Oop-

Therapist: I believe you would describe it at
Therapist: 'nightmare fuel'

Aizu: That's amazing I love it

GoodFood: How did he end up bald?

Aizu: She didn't wanna say other than
Aizu: sleep deprivation and glitter glue

MomNight: That child is not okay-

BroccoliBrother: Was it the murder-

Aizu: -or torture-

BIRBY: -that gave that away?

Vlampire: Quit that

GoodFood: That, is nightmare fuel 

DadMic: You three align often, we don't
DadMic: need a full mind meld cult moment

BroccoliBrother: SHARKBAIT HOO HAH HAH

BIRBY: SHARKBAIT HOO HAH HAH

Aizu: SHARKBAIT HOO HAH HAH

MomNight: Goddammit they merged

BIRBY: No we didn't

Aizu: No we didn't

BroccoliBrother: No we didn't

...

Aizu: Quit that

BroccoliBrother: Quit that

BIRBY: Quit that

SharpShooter: I am now safe
SharpShooter: Are they stuck like that 

BIRBY: CHICKEN WINGS

BroccoliBrother: NOTEBOOK

Aizu: CHUCKLENUTS

Vlampire: ...What-

Aizu: The braincells aligned a little too hard

BobTheBuilder: Way too hard.

GoodFood: Are they okay?-

SharpShooter: No one is going to question
SharpShooter: 'chucklenuts'?

Aizu: Got a problem with it Huckleberry?

SharpShooter: Nope-

BIRBY: Anywhore-

BroccoliBrother: You were saying?

Aizu: Huh-

DadMic: About Chisaki

Aizu: Oh yeah-
Aizu: So Toga got sticky glitter and
Aizu: put it all over his head 

BroccoliBrother: Disco ball?

Aizu: Disco ball.

BIRBY: BAHAHAHA-

Dadzawa: That glitter is acceptable

BroccoliBrother: So is mine!

Dadzawa: No.

BroccoliBrother: Oh c'mon!
BroccoliBrother: Seeing Kaachan covered in glitter
BroccoliBrother: Is at least a little funny! 

Dadzawa: ...That makes it less irritating

BroccoliBrother: Yes!

Aizu: Father son moment

BIRBY: So wholesome

SharpShooter: They were talking about glitter 
SharpShooter: exploding on another student-

Aizu: Very wholesome

BIRBY: Much wholesome

 

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U.A. Staff & others:

Aizu: I CRAVE CHAOS
Aizu: GIMME

SharpShooter: What in the fresh fuck-

Vlampire: What-

GoodFood: It never fails to happen

Dadzawa: Child what are you on-

Aizu: Life, it's one hell of a drug

BroccoliBrother: I didn't know they 
BroccoliBrother: changed the name of
BroccoliBrother: caffeine

Aizu: Stfu-
Aizu: I love you
Aizu: But stfu

BroccoliBrother: :)

BIRBY: Dear lord

DadMic: How are those new wings
DadMic: treating you Hawks?

BIRBY: Ion wanna talk about it

Aizu: I think it's great 

BIRBY: Keep your cult away from me

Aizu: Which one? :)
Author: Which one? :)

Aizu: But it's fun!

Vlampire: My phone just glitched-

SharpShooter: Same

GoodFood: ^

Dadzawa: ^

DadMic: ^

MomNight: ^

Vlampire: Where did you come from-

MomNight: I'm always watching
MomNight: Can't miss my god
MomNight: children, obviously 

BobTheBuilder: The hellions need an eye
BobTheBuilder: kept on them at all times

Aizu: How's Mei doing?

BobTheBuilder: Step on a lego

Aizu: Put apple juice in your cereal

Vlampire: Not apple juice-
Vlampire: Not even orange juice?

Aizu: Nope

BobThebuilder: I do?

Aizu: ...what.

SharpShooter: I'm judging and I knew that

Dadzawa: Something is wrong with you

DadMic: Go talk to hound

MomNight: Man needs therapy for that-

BroccoliBrother: That's nasty-

BIRBY: Stay away from my chicken 
BIRBY: you weirdo-

BobTheBuilder: Guys-
BobTheBuilder: It's not that bad

GoodFood: I feel disrespected.

BobTheBuilder: No wait-

GoodFood: You're under an apple juice
GoodFood: ban 

BobTheBuilder: WAIT NO-

GoodFood: Now I know why he always
GoodFood: got dry cereal and apple juice

Aizu: Side eye

BroccoliBrother: Bombastic side eye

BIRBY: Criminally offensive side eye 

BobTheBuilder: Guys-

Aizu: I know people who put
Aizu: Orange juice in their cereal
Aizu: but don't disrespect my 
Aizu: appy juice like that

DadMic: Appy juice-

MomNight: That's adorable

Aizu: It's my appy juice >:c

BroccoliBrother: I forget you can be wholesome

BIRBY: They can what-

Aizu: Bro-
Aizu: I'm not that bad

BIRBY: You blackmailed me

Aizu: Necessary

BroccoliBrother: and me! and Kaachan!

Aizu: Both also necessary you
Aizu: mentally ill heathens

DadMic: And Endeavor

Aizu: Death is too good

GoodFood: Trashed the former No.1 hero

Aizu: And I'll do it again
Aizu: bop bop

AllMight: I certainly hope I do
AllMight: not warrant it again

Aizu: We'll see

MomNight: You befriended the villains

Aizu: They're great

BobTheBuilder: Got them to steal

Aizu: They can't exactly buy it
Aizu: like a normal person

Therapist: Got them to work for you

Aizu: Our interests aligned 

Vlampire: Nezu actually listens to you

RatGod: Why wouldn't I?

Aizu: Why wouldn't he?

BroccoliBrother: This stuff is why Sero
BroccoliBrother: is terrified of you 

Aizu: I'm just awesome like that

MomNight: Not to mention you're probably
MomNight: not done 

Aizu: Nope! I got a lot to do

RatGod: Like what?

Aizu: Well..
Aizu: I completed the befriending arc

BroccoliBrother: Yep

Aizu: Working on the therapy arc

Therapist: That arc will never finish

BIRBY: Oop-

Aizu: Finished the discohaul arc

MomNight: Not discohaul-

GoodFood: 10/10

Aizu: Since I'm working on the villains-

SharpShooter: Oh god-

Aizu: That means I should probably
Aizu: Start the 'old friend' arc soon

Dadzawa: I don't like the sound of that

Aizu: You shouldn't
Aizu: but you should double your
Aizu: future therapy appointments

Dadzawa: Why?

Aizu: You, DadMic, and godmom
Aizu: are gonna need it

Therapist: I'm not even questioning it
Therapist: You three, I'm putting you
Therapist: on the books more often

Dadzawa: No.

Therapist: Pup can influence our world
Therapist: So pardon me when I say 
Therapist: I don't care.

Dadzawa: ...
Dadzawa: Fine.

Chapter 38: 38

U.A. Staff & Others:

BroccoliBrother: KJBSHKGJDHFB

Aizu: Oh god a seizure 

BroccoliBrother: KBSEGHJ
BroccoliBrother: ALKNIGHR

Vlampire: What- 

BIRBY: I'll translate
BIRBY: "Allmight"

Aizu: Well there goes my mood

BroccoliBrother: CALLLEF

BIRBY: "Called"

BroccoliBrother: KJSGHBSKJFHGL

SharpShooter: Is the kid okay-

...

Dadzawa: The child was wrestling All might
Dadzawa: I have separated them

Aizu: DON'T TOUCH MY GOD BROTHER
Aizu: YOU WHORE MIGHT

BroccoliBrother: ALLMIGHT CALLED KAACHAN
BroccoliBrother: THE ANTI-GAY F WORD

Aizu: THE FUCK YOU SAY

BroccoliBrother: YOU CAN READ

AllMight: It is what he is, is it not

Aizu: Not the stick bug lookin mfer

BIRBY: Not the pointy chin

BroccoliBrother: Man could cut paper with that thing

Aizu: He don't need a halloween
Aizu: costume to scare people

BroccoliBrother: Can confirm, have been jump scared

Allmight: Young Midoriya that is rude

BroccoliBrother: So is your I-make-kids-cry
BroccoliBrother: lookin face getting up in my
BroccoliBrother: business

Aizu: Yo ass hat

Allmight: I assume you mean me?

BIRBY: No shit-

Aizu: Nana Shimura would be disappointed
Aizu: So would Grand Torino
Aizu: And so would the vestiges 

AllMight: ...
AllMight: Do not share private things

Therapist: No No, go on

Aizu: Do I look like I care about privacy?
Aizu: I'll call your dick small for funsies

AllMight: I kjlsbgkjbhfkdjf

Aizu: Where he go-

BIRBY: I'm watching him get beat up
BIRBY: by the teachers, Nezu and Hound are
BIRBY: having tea with Recovery Girl on
BIRBY: the sidelines 

Aizu: Izu

BroccoliBrother: Yes?

Aizu: I'm about to stir shit up more.

BroccoliBrother: Ready and waiting 

BIRBY: Anything I can do?

Aizu: Be my eyes

Class 1-A & Other:

Aizu: LISTEN UP

...

Aizu: Damn y'all some good listeners.
Aizu: alright. Bakusquad report in

ExplosionGod: Here.

RockHard: Here! 

DanceQueen: Here!

Spiderman: Here-

Kamichu: Here!

Aizu: Have a sleepover, no questions asked

RockHard: On snacks!

Spiderman: No me

Kamichu: I am on snacks
Kamichu: Kiri on movies
Kamichu: Sero on pillows and blankets
Kamichu: Mina on pjs

Aizu: MOVE OUT

...

Aizu: Good, now that is settled
Aizu: I need something done.

MCR: We are at your service.

Aizu: AllMight is currently being assaulted

SuperSound: Do you.. want us to save him?

Aizu: Fuck no-
Aizu: The teachers are assaulting him

RuleBook: I'll look past this if Nezu does-

Aizu: He's watching happily

Froppy: What do you need us for, kero?

Aizu: When they get done, have some fun with him.
Aizu: Izu, take the wheel.

BroccoliBrother: Gotcha
BroccoliBrother: The Dekusquad is at full disposal
BroccoliBrother: Split off with a dekusquad member and
BroccoliBrother: regroup in an hour to coordinate 

L.O.V gc & Aizu:

Aizu: Someone hit AllMight where it hurts
Aizu: next opportunity they get, he pissed me off

BloodBaby: I'll stab him!

Crispy: I'll light him up

HandFetish: Whatever, got it. 

Mamagiri: We shall do our best.

 

Chapter 39: 39

"Is Eri adjusting well to her new home?"

Eri stumbles around a bit, she's not used to her legs being free of bandages, nor is she used to shoes. Aizawa and Mic quickly notice her stumble and gently keep her upright via the hands both of them hold. Each of the adults hold large shopping bags in their free hands, as Shinso follows behind them with more fruits of their shopping trip for Eri's room. Eri looks up at everyone, a free smile on her face as her family walks home, helping her along the way.

Yes, I believe she's doing just fine.

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"When Aizu goes to mha will [they] find a lover?"

That would depend entirely on you guys! I've mentioned making an alternative book for romance stuff but I haven't heard much feedback on wanting that.

----------------------

"Would we ever see something outside of texting?"

The finale. 
The finale will be a combination of texting and the climax will be in a book format.

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"Is mei working on an interdimensional portal yet?"

Mei:
Nezu told me no! He said something about some angry creatures that would come through the edges or something like that. 

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"Does Aizawa feel bonita?"

Aizawa gives the question a hard stare and then looks over to his grinning husband who expects him to finish the line. He heaves a sigh before reluctantly answering.

"Yes, I feel bonita."

Upon answering his eyes turn red as he activates his quirk in an attempt to make his husbands yell less likely to burst his ears as the blond finishes the meme.

"WONDERFUL BECAUSE YOU LOOK BONITA" 

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Chapter 40: 40

[A collection of scenarios in which Aizu is saying things I have actually said before]

 

UA Staff & Others:

Aizu: Do you think blackberry bushes
Aizu: get sad because they can't have
Aizu: a hug or do you think they are bullies?

Vlampire: Politely
Vlampire: What the fuck-

SharpShooter: It's a plant-

Aizu: So?

BroccoliBrother: It's a good question

GoodFood: Must you encourage this-

BroccoliBrother: Yes.

BIRBY: I think both

Aizu: Soo..
Aizu: They're mean because they
Aizu: Can't have a hug? 

BroccoliBrother: It'd make the most sense

Aizu: Hm

Therapist: Don't 

BobTheBuilder: ?

Aizu: Ima do it

Therapist: Sigh

MomNight: What's happening

Aizu: I'm gonna hug a blackberry bush 
Aizu: So it's not sad and a bully anymore

MomNight: ...
MomNight: Oh-

Dadzawa: Don't get hurt

DadMic: ^ 

Aizu: I'll wear thick clothes so I 
Aizu: don't get poked!

-------------------------------

Aizu: My doctor doubled my med doses

Therapist: I can see why 

Aizu: Ouchie

BroccoliBrother: Foul

BIRBY: Fowl

Vlampire: Cringe

GoodFood: For the aesthetic

SharpShooter: Respectable 

Aizu: Oh but when I down energy drinks like
Aizu: water for the aesthetic it's not okay

BobTheBuilder: What aesthetic is that?

Aizu: Mentally ill

BobTheBuilder: I-

BIRBY: You flew straight into that

BobTheBuilder: I dug that grave now I lay in it

Aizu: The attachment y'all have to
Aizu: y'all's aesthetics is concerning

SharpShooter: Bold of you to assume
SharpShooter: we know how to stop

Therapist: Therapy, all of you

SharpShooter: Fuck

BobTheBuilder: Look what you did

GoodFood: I'm over salting your food

Aizu: It's all fun and games till the
Aizu: therapy aesthetic kicks in

Therapist: It's my job

Aizu: Jobs are just required aesthetics 

------------------------------------

Aizu: Do you think trees get sad
Aizu: because they are the perfect height
Aizu to play basketball but can't because
Aizu: they can't bend over?

DadMic: The way your brain works astounds me

Aizu: Thank you!

Vlampire: I don't think that 
Vlampire: was a compliment

Aizu: Yes it was

DadMic: Yes it was

MomNight: Yes it was

Dadzawa: Yes it was

BIRBY: Yes it was

BroccoliBrother: Yes it was

Vlampire: Good gods-

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Aizu: Why don't they make cheese coffee? 

Dadzawa: No.

Aizu: But-

Dadzawa: No. 

Aizu: Okay :(

------------------------------

Aizu: So they make flavored vapes right?

Therapist: That is correct

Aizu: So why isn't there a 
Aizu: garlic bread flavor?

BIRBY: I'd hit that

BroccoliBrother: Literally

Aizu: I'm a bad influence :')
Aizu: But I would too

Therapist: No

Dadzawa: No

MomNight: No

DadMic: No 

Aizu: Dammit

BIRBY: Fuck

BroccoliBrother: Darn

Chapter 41: 41

Aizu: The coffee did not make
Aizu: the sad bitch hours go away 

Therapist: how many times do I have to
Therapist: tell you, that is not how it works

Aizu: That should be how it works 

Dadzawa: I agree with the
Dadzawa: above statement 

BroccoliBrother: I do too 

BIRBY: The last time we gave you coffee
BIRBY: you sat there and vibrated in one
BIRBY: place rambling about a bunch of
BIRBY: random stuff

BroccoliBrother: I ascended to godhood

Aizu: It's the way that's bullshit

BroccoliBrother: It's the way you rely on
BroccoliBrother: coffee to be happy for me 

BIRBY: Aye watch the friendly fire

Dadzawa: I second this ^

Aizu: It's the way I'm messaging Mina
Aizu: that you wanna straighten your hair

BroccoliBrother: WAIT-
BroccoliBrother: NO-
BroccoliBrother: NOT THAT-

Aizu: :) 

GoodFood: You fucked around

SharpShooter: You found out

MomNight: Nothing like a sibling spat to 
MomNight: liven up the day

DadMic: It's always interesting

BobTheBuilder: You should have seen this coming 

BroccoliBrother: I don't see how you see
BroccoliBrother: anything in that helmet smh

Aizu: Lol I taught him that 

BobTheBuilder: WHY?

Aizu: You got on my nerves 

BobTheBuilder: What did I do?!

Aizu: Mei told me what you did 

SharpShooter: What did you do?

BobTheBuilder: ...
BobTheBuilder: I threw out the glitter 

MomNight: Oh he did not

DadMic: Oh yes he did-

BroccoliBrother: YOU WHAT?!
BroccoliBrother: YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT

BIRBY: HOW CAN YOU BE SO CRUEL

Dadzawa: Fix your mistake 

BobTheBuilder: Aizawa not you too-

Dadzawa: It's a nice punishment for
Dadzawa: those who disrupt my class

BroccoliBrother: Mei made him a glitter gun! 

Aizu: Oh I remember talking about that

Vlampire: Aizawa are you
Vlampire: shooting at your students?

MomNight: Would you be surprised if he was?

Vlampire: ...
Vlampire: No-

Dadzawa: It is built like a nerf gun,
Dadzawa: the 'bullets' pop into
Dadzawa: glitter upon impact

SharpShooter: Dear god they got Aizawa

Aizu: Cause Dadzawa is the best!

Dadzawa: Thank you child 
Dadzawa: You're not so bad yourself

Aizu: hagbjfk

MomNight: Awwww 
MomNight: Parent and child moment

BroccoliBrother: ...
BroccoliBrother: Well while Y/N reboots,
BroccoliBrother: DadMic has one too 

DadMic: I do!

Vlampire: DadMic huh? 

BIRBY: He knows where you sleep

Vlampire: ...
Vlampire: Nevermind-

BroccoliBrother: :)
BroccoliBrother: You will never know when
BroccoliBrother: I am closing in on your location

Vlampire: ...
Vlampire: I'm lining my windows and
Vlampire: doors with salt

SharpShooter: What? 

Vlampire: To stop that demon 
Vlampire: from entering my house

BIRBY: I wheezed-

Aizu: This made the sad sack
Aizu: hours go away, thanks!

Dadzawa: We are always here for you, child

Therapist: I'm a text away, pup

BIRBY: Of course I'm here for you
BIRBY: Birdy buddy!

BroccoliBrother: Can't live without my 
BroccoliBrother: god sibling

DadMic: We love ya kiddo!

MomNight: Always care for my god-child!

Vlampire: The hellion doesn't need to be sad

SharpShooter: Yeah, who would be our terror?

Aizu: Thank you guys

AllMight: For what it is worth, 
AllMight: I believe you are hero material
AllMight: young Y/N as you even saved me
AllMight: from becoming a worse person 
AllMight: and correcting me from my 
AllMight: previously harmful ways.
Allmight:... even if it is taking a while

Aizu: ..........
Aizu: Thank you-

Chapter 42: 42

I went to grippy sock jail :')

Chapter 43: 43

UA Staff & others:

Aizu: Guess who's backkkkkkk

Dadzawa: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN??

Therapist: PUP

BIRBY: BIRDY BUDDY

BroccoliBrother: Y/N!!!!!

MomNight: MY CHILD

Dadzawa: Our*

DadMic: KIDDO

Vlampire: HELLION

SharpShooter: TERROR

BobTheBuilder: MENACE 

Aizu: I would feel so loved if
Aizu: Dadzawa yelling didn't 
Aizu: terrify me-

Dadzawa: Where have you been

Aizu: So I went to jail-

BroccoliBaby: How many casualties?

BIRBY: You think Nezu could send 
BIRBY: bail money online?

RatGod: I was advised against causing discrepancies 
RatGod: in their worlds revenue

Aizu: Unfortunately the only casualty was
Aizu: my will to live

Therapist: What color are your socks?

Aizu: An ugly yellow! I hate it sm-

BroccoliBrother: Ohhhhh-

BIRBY: Birdy buddy got a little too
BIRBY: silly goofy

Aizu: I went to grippy sock jail
Aizu: On my own accord thank you

Therapist: We are all very proud of you

Dadzawa: That is an acceptable reason to not answer

DadMic: Hurray for the kiddo!

MomNight: Thank you for helping yourself

Aizu: Someone has to make sure
Aizu: you people stay alive

BIRBY: Awwww we love you too!

Aizu: I aint say that-

BroccoliBrother: Yes you did, stfu

Aizu: Smhhhhh

GoodFood: Good to see you back

Aizu: I am happy to be back!
Aizu: And have access to forks again!

GoodFood: Forks are a good thing

Aizu: So!
Aizu: What'd I miss?

BIRBY: YOU WONT BELIEVE IT-

BroccoliBrother: A RAINBOW SUITCASE
BroccoliBrother: WAS FOUND IN SOMEONES
BroccoliBrother: (metaphorical) CLOSET

Aizu: Someone found out they're a lil fruity?
Aizu: Why is this big news?-

AllMight: Ah- I think they are referencing to me

Aizu: YOU'RE A FRUIT LOOP?!?!?!?!?!

AllMight: Er- A bisexual fruit loop?
AllMight: But how am I a cereal?

Aizu: Fruit loops are just gay cheerios

AllMight: That makes a bit more sense

Aizu: How did this come to be?????

RatGod: That would be due to him reading an
RatGod: older comic from your world

AllMight: Hound informed me that what I
AllMight: felt for your 'Superman'
AllMight: was more than adoration

Aizu: KJSGKJHBG
Aizu: STOP-
Aizu: FUCKIN SUPERMAN????
Aizu: It's gotta be the spandex-
Aizu: birds of a feather type shit

Chapter 44: 44

In this scenario, everyone understands that Aizu = Author and so the chat names will flip between the two.

Aizu: Did I ever tell y'all I know a 'mafia leader'?

SharpShooter: What.

Dadzawa: What.

Vlampire: What.

DadMic: What.

UAQueen: What.

MomNight: What.

BobTheBuilder: What.

GoodFood: What.

RatGod: I knew this

Therapist: Heavy sigh

BIRBY: Did you have to type that out?
BIRBY: Also
BIRBY: What.

BroccoliBrother: On brand tbh

Author: It all started bc of rude or
Author:braindead comments and pineapples

DadMic: That clears exactly nothing up.

Aizu: Does too-

SharpShooter: It really doesn't

Author: Some of my fans/kids defend me violently
Author: in the comment section of my book.
Author: One of my friends loves pineapples, thus,
Author: a mafia was made.

BroccoliBrother: Makes sense

BobTheBuilder: I fail to see the connection

Aizu: My friend likes pineapples and made a joke
Aizu: so I made a return joke, which gave birth to the
Aizu: "Pineapple Mafia". Of course, it was all a joke at first
Aizu: but then we decided to recruit a few of the angry kids
Aizu: that defend me in the comment section and thus a more
Aizu: true mafia was born with my friend at the helm.

Vlampire: See now that makes more sense

Author: You're just slow

Vlampire: You made me this way

Aizu: Touche
Aizu: But can you ever be sure?

Vlampire: ...you give me a headache

Author: I do my best

BroccoliBrother: How often does the mafia mobilize?

Aizu: Not too terribly often, once a few people
Aizu: were on the receiving end, the occurrence
Aizu: of those comments drastically fell

MomNight: ...
MomNight: How volatile is this mafia that they have all
MomNight: but stopped comments on something on the internet

Author: :)

BIRBY: See, now would be a time for those candles

Vlampire: Bold of you to assume they aren't
Vlampire: already lit every time I come on this chat

Aizu: Lmao what-

RatGod: He burns them so often that I've had to
RatGod: disable the fire alarms in his classroom

Dadzawa: The entire damn hallway smells like bath and body works

BobTheBuilder: How do you know what that smells like

DadMic: You think my hair stays this good
DadMic: with some off brand 3-in-one?

BobTheBuilder: Fair enough

MomNight: We shop together a lot of the time!

GoodFood: I assume that means Aizawa uses the same products

DadMic: Of course! His hair needs proper care

Vlampire: What about the smell when he goes on patrol?

MomNight: Scent killing spray

RatGod: I had to commission scientists from
RatGod: I-Island to complete that formula

Author: All I'm getting from this is that Dadzawa uses
Author: bath and body works and honestly I'm living for it

BroccoliBrother: You act like you didn't know this already

Aizu: Who knows? :)

BIRBY: And the headache begins-

 

Chapter 45: 45

U.A Staff & Others

Aizu: So-
Aizu: How come no one can
Aizu: smell their nose breath?

SharpShooter: Sobbing

BobTheBuilder: Heaving

Vlampire: Lighting candles

Aizu: What?
Aizu: Get tissues, a trash bag, and
Aizu: someone take the lighter away from Vlad 

Dadzawa: I tried, they're everywhere

SharpShooter: No hi or anything, 
SharpShooter: Just, nose breath

BIRBY: Again with this shit?

Aizu: IT'S A VALID QUESTION

BIRBY: VALID MY ASS

Aizu: You are very valid, 
Aizu: even your ass

BIRBY: Why are you this way

Aizu: I have a glitter covered
Aizu: list if you want it?

BIRBY: Yes. I'll frame it.

Aizu: I-

BobTheBuilder: Are we gonna skip
BobTheBuilder: the part where they said
BobTheBuilder: NOSE BREATH??????

Vlampire: I try to pray loud enough I can't
Vlampire: hear the bullshit

BroccoliBrother: The only burn I'm seeing is
BroccoliBrother: your burnt thumb

Vlampire: Shut

Aizu: No one has answered my question either

UAQueen: Because the olfactory senses don't
UAQueen: see it as a threat and therefore don't
UAQueen: register it

SharpShooter: There's your answer

BobTheBuilder: now for the love of god

SharpShooter: Can you not?

Aizu: If I knew how to turn this shit off
Aizu: don't you think I would have by now?

Therapist: You do in therapy

Aizu: We don't talk about that

Therapist: I-

Aizu: Aht
Aizu: Anywhore

SharpShooter: Did they really?-

BobTheBuilder: And live?-

Therapist: I don't have enough alcohol

Dadzawa: Neither do I

DadMic: Sho-

Aizu: How come we can't smell other
Aizu: people's nose breath

BIRBY: AGAIN WITH THE NOSE BREATH- I CAN'T-

Aizu: Skissue skittles broskeroni

BIRBY: I hate you

Aizu: I hate me too <3

BIRBY: I-

Aizu: But still- Why can't we smell other peoples
Aizu: nose breath????

UAQueen: ...I don't have an answer for that

Aizu: SEE, IT'S A VALID QUESTION

Chapter 46: 46

UA Staff & others:

Aizu: Y'all
Aizu: Don't disappoint me

Vlampire: What?

Therapist: It would just be karma, pup

Aizu: Rude.

BIRBY: How are we not disappointing you?

Aizu: Is Pluto a planet?

Dadzawa: Yes

SharpShooter: Yes

BobTheBuilder: Yes

BIRBY: Yes

BroccoliBrother: Yes

GoodFood: Yes

Therapist: Yes

MomNight: Yes

DadMic: Yes

UAQueen: Yes

Vlampire: I-

Aizu: Well?

Vlampire: Pluto isn't a planet

Therapist: Here we go-

Aizu: YES IT IS

Vlampire: It could fit inside Russia!

Aizu: OHANA MEANS FAMILY

BroccoliBrother: FAMILY MEANS NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND

BIRBY: OR FORGOTTEN

Vlampire: It's a hunk of matter floating in space!

Aizu: It is in our neighborhood and we love it

BIRBY: Ignoring your neighbors isn't nice

BroccoliBrother: Yeah! Care for the people in your neighborhood!

Vlampire: It's a solar system!

Aizu: It's our cosmic neighborhood

BRIBY: Respect the planets

BroccoliBrother: Don't gate keep just cause it's small

Vlampire: Midoriya is this because you're short

BroccoliBrother: Short enough to have a clear shot
BroccoliBrother: and make sure you don't reproduce ^. ^

Aizu: HAH

BIRBY: DAMN-

SharpShooter: Never piss off short people

AllMight: ^

GoodFood: Speaking from experience?

BobTheBuilder: Yes he is

UAQueen: Yes he is

BroccoliBrother: The only one that doesn't fear short people rage is Y/N

SharpShooter: How do you not fear that wrath?

Aizu: :)

BobTheBuilder: Oh boy-

Aizu: I don't care what your height is
Aizu: I will always go lower

Chapter 47: 47

UA Staff & others:

 

BIRBY: AIZAWA COME GET YO KID

Vlampire: Oh gods-

SharpShooter: time for the daily dose
SharpShooter: of bullshit

MomNight: I love it when this happens

BobTheBuilder: Oh joy.

DadMic: Wonder what the kiddo did this time

RatGod: :)

GoodFood: Well now I'm more scared than curious

Therapist: I sense trauma.

Dadzawa: Child.

Aizu: Fuckin snitch

Dadzawa: What did you do?

Aizu: Nothin 

Therapist: Who did you traumatize
Therapist: I need to add them to my roster

BroccoliBrother: They made Hawks a playlist
BroccoliBrother: to jog to

Therapist: scheduling a session right now

BIRBY: I SPRINTED INSTEAD
BIRBY: ..I'll be there

Dadzawa: That's a good thing

BIRBY: NO-

Aizu: If you keep yelling my ears are gonna bleed

BIRBY: ION WANNA HEAR THAT FROM YOU

BroccoliBrother: Y'all both be loud

Vlampie: All three of you are typing

BIRBY: And?

Aizu: And?

BroccoliBrother: And? 

Vlampire: Why do I even speak

Aizu: Great question

Cementos: See this is why I watch instead

Aizu: OHMYGOD WAIT

SharpShooter: Shoulda stayed quiet

BobTheBuilder: name change incoming

Vlampire: I'll pray for you

Cementos nickname has been changed to BrickBoi.

Aizu: okay continue

BrickBoi: Alright then

RatGod: Mouse why don't you tell them
RatGod: about your playlist

Aizu: :)

Vlampire: Stop I'm not back to my classroom
Vlampire: for my candles-

Aizu: I wonder if your kids question your sanity?

Therapist: They've reported Vlad to me several times

RatGod: Me as well

Vlampire: Okay I'm back
Vlampire: Wait what-

Aizu: Anywhore
Aizu: I made a playlist of snake sounds
Aizu: for Hawks to run to

BIRBY: THEY WANTED TO EAT ME

Aizu: you knew it was fake

BIRBY: JKABHFAKJRHBR

Therapist: Scheduling more sessions now

Aizu: For who?

Therapist: Both of you

Aizu: Why me-

Therapist: you need to learn to not send
Therapist: someone pure torture

Aizu: Is this about the cat videos

Therapist: No.

MomNight: It so totally is

BIRBY: He understands my pain

DadMic: You sound more like a chicken
DadMic: than a hawk

Aizu: kajbefjh 
Aizu: comedy gold

BIRBY: WHY-

DadMic: Thought I'd support my kiddo

BIRBY: Aizawa please-

Dadzawa: I condone this behavior

BIRBY: Goddammit 

Chapter 48: 48

UA Staff & Others:

 

BroccoliBrother: I'm depressed 

BIRBY: oh no-

MomNight: Oh sweetheart it'll be okay

Therapist: Would you like to talk about it?

DadMic: Our doors are always open to you 

Dadzawa: I gave you chocolate

Vlampire: Someone help the child

SharpShooter: How

BobTheBuilder: Ask Hawks 

BIRBY: I got this shit
BIRBY: IZU IS SAD

GoodFood: Oh boy

BrickBoi: Here we go again

GoodFood: Thought you only lurked?

BrickBoi: Too late, pebble gave me a name

BobTheBuilder: Oh look they're typing

Aizu: YOU TAKE THAT SAD BULLSHIT
Aizu: AND BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

BroccoliBrother: I-

DadMic: Kiddo-

MomNight: God child-

SharpShooter: Terror-

Vlampire: Hellion-

Therapist: This is not how you handle this-

Dadzawa: I'm curious on where this is going

Aizu: YOU JUST GONNA LET THE
Aizu: DEPRESSO BEAT YOUR ASS 
Aizu: LIKE THAT??

BroccoliBrother: No-

Aizu: DAMN STRAIGHT
Aizu: NOW GET IT TOGETHER
Aizu: WHO ARE YOU

BroccoliBrother: Izuku Midoriya?

Aizu: BITCH I CAN'T HEAR YOU

BroccoliBrother: IZUKU MIDORIYA

Aizu: THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'RE
Aizu: IZUKU FUCKIN MIDORIYA 
Aizu: AND AINT NO DEPRESSION 
Aizu: GONNA BEAT YOU 

BroccoliBrother: Thanks godsib

Aizu: ofc godsib
Aizu: You got this

BroccoliBrother: <3

Aizu: <3

Therapist: wth pup

Aizu: I said what I said

BrickBoi: Interesting tactics

Aizu: I do my best

Vlampire: I don't even know how to
Vlampire: describe what I just witnessed

Aizu: Magik

BIRBY: Aggressive positivity

Aizu: :D

BroccoliBrother: It worked, I feel better

DadMic: How-

BroccoliBrother: I'm Izuku Midoriya!
BroccoliBrother: I can get through anything
BroccoliBrother: as long as I remember who I am

Aizu: In the context of "I am not my issues" 

BroccoliBrother: yeah that

Therapist: Odd tactic but decent results

Vlampire: The hellion never ceases
Vlampire: to confuse me 

BIRBY: That's the magik of Aizu

Aizu: Ima bad bitch 

BroccoliBrother: periodt

BIRBY: I could hear you click your nails to that

BroccoliBrother: ofc ofc 

BrickBoi: Midoriya has fake nails? 

Aizu: He lost a bet 

BroccoliBrother: I look hot though

Chapter 49: 49

UA Staff & Others:

Aizu: I KEEP FUCKIN LOSING THIS GAME

BroccoliBrother: SOUNDS LIKE A 
BroccoliBrother: FUCKIN SKILL ISSUE

Aizu: IM TELLING DAD

BroccoliBrother: THAT YOU'RE A SORE LOSER?

Aizu: YOU BETRAYED ME YOU WHORE

BIRBY: Y'ALL TAG TEAMED ME

BroccoliBrother: YOU ATE MY FRIES

Aizu: YOU STOLE MY KILL

Vlampire: This is why I pray for them

Aizu: Oh shit-

BroccoliBrother: oh shit-

BIRBY: Oh shit-

Dadzawa: sigh

Therapist: sigh

SharpShooter: This is normal

BobTheBuilder: No it's not

SharpShooter: I'm pretending it is

Aizu: Valid

DadMic: Kiddos are y'all playing
DadMic: a game?

BroccoliBrother: Mhm we are! 

GoodFood: may I suggest a more tame game?

BIRBY: You may not

GoodFood: Oh okay-

Therapist: this is their bonding time 

Aizu: we just accidentally spoke in the
Aizu: wrong chat

Dadzawa: Hawks don't steal Midoriya's fries

BIRBY: I-
BIRBY: Yes sir-

MomNight: Midoriya stop betraying your sibling

BroccoliBrother: All is fair in love and war

Aizu: EAT LEAD GREEN GOOBER

BroccoliBrother: AH NO FUCK YOU

BIRBY: In hind sight you should have seen that coming

BroccoliBrother: I- Yeah

DadMic: This sounds fun! 

SharpShooter: A bit-

BIRBY: We can give you the link to the server?

SharpShooter: might as well check it out

DadMic: Sure!

Aizu: The link is-
Author: In my conversations on my profile ignore this it was for my wattpad people
Aizu: in your dms now!

RatGod deleted a message.

Vlampire: I-

Aizu: :)

BobTheBuilder: Ignoring that

SharpShooter: On discord???

DadMic: I'm in!

SharpShooter: I'll have to make an account

BroccoliBrother: It's a gaming server!

Aizu: I shall dominate

BIRBY: You can try

SharpShooter: I'm in! 

Aizu: Let's get this shit started!!!

Chapter 50: 50

UA Staff & Others:

Aizu: Have you ever wanted to just bite a laptop screen?

Vlampire: Did you give Hawks the braincell today 

BIRBY: No no, let them finish

Sharpshooter: I-

Aizu: It would just be cronchy 
Aizu: and I think that would be nice

Dadzawa: No

Aizu: cronch

Dadzawa: No

BroccoliBrother: cronch

DadMic: No

BIRBY: cronch

Vlampire: Dear gods none of them have the
Vlampire: braincell today 

Therapist: .

BIRBY: Oop-

BroccoliBrother: Oop-

Aizu: I will not be silenced

Therapist: Yes you will

Aizu: This is a hate crime

Therapist: What?-

Vlampire: I- 

MomNight: Where- 

Aizu: Man's is hate crime-ing me

 BobTheBuilder: That's not a word

Aizu: Shut it dump truck head

BobTheBuilder: I-

Therapist: I am literally aroace
Therapist: are you smoking again?

Aizu: I am a holy saint that does not
Aizu: consume the devils lettuce

Dadzawa: .

Aizu: I promise! 

Therapist: How much sleep have you had?

Aizu: ...
Aizu: Next question 

BIRBY: The answer is two and a half hours

Aizu: Shut it you feathered fuck

BIRBY: Make me you genderless geode

Aizu: Is this because I ate glitter-

BroccoliBrother: probably

DadMic: You what-

Aizu: It was edible 

DadMic: okay less concerned

Aizu: Anywhore
Aizu: I will reach through this phone
Aizu: and smack that eyeliner off your face

BIRBY: not the eyeliner- 

BroccoliBrother: I can do it for you?

Aizu: Smack him with a pan flag fan!

BroccoliBrother: Omw

BIRBY: WAIT NO-

Vlampire: Never mess with the siblings

BIRBY: BUT IM THEIR PARTNER IN CRIME

Aizu: Betrayal is best served gay

BIRBY: YOU MAKE NO SENSE

Aizu: Yes I do 
Aizu: 5
Aizu: 4

BIRBY: PAUSE

Aizu: 3

Vlampire: if the hellion times this right
Vlampire: I'm praying again 

RatGod: :)

Vlampire: Nevermind I'll start now

UAQueen: Hawks make sure you come by afterwards
UAQueen: to get an icepack for your face

Aizu: 2

BIRBY: NO I CAN HEAR HIM-

Aizu: 1

BIRBY: kjabegrskhbfg

Aizu: muehehehehe

MomNight: little gremlin child-

Aizu: That's me!
Aizu: While Hawks is doing that-
Aizu: Why does lemonade have a boner?

Vlampire: Excuse tf outta me??????

Aizu: You're excused.

SharpShooter: Why do you think lemonade
SharpShooter: a drink
SharpShooter: has a boner????

Aizu: Hard lemonade?
Aizu: Who the hell gave the lemonade
Aizu: a boner

Dadzawa: That means it's alcoholic

Aizu: Oh I am so very aware of that 

DadMic: What.

Aizu: Nothing-
Aizu: But why's it called hard
Aizu: WHO HORNY-ED
Aizu: MY LEMONADE-

Chapter 51: 51

UA Staff & Others

Aizu: Why does food coloring always taste like hot ass

SharpShooter: What the fuck-

BobTheBuilder: You spend too much time with mei

SharpShooter: What-

BobTheBuilder: Mei asked me the same question

Aizu: It's a valid question

BroccoliBrother: Yes it is 

BIRBY: This is worse than eating glitter

Aizu: better than me biting a candle 

BIRBY: THOSE AREN'T EDIBLE

Aizu: BUT THE VOICES WANTED ME TO

BIRBY: SEEK HELP 

Aizu: IM IN THERAPY

Therapist: You actually have a team of therapists

Aizu: Excuse me, the fuck?

Therapist: I needed back up

RatGod: So I hired some of the best to help him

Aizu: And you just so failed to mention this? 
Aizu: Ain't that like- illegal?

DadMic: you're the last one to talk about illegal

SharpShooter: kid commits war crimes in video games
SharpShooter: like it's their job

Therapist: It's not illegal if we never signed a contract, pup

Aizu: mother trucker dude that hurts like
Aizu: a buttcheek on a stick

Dadzawa: Watch your profanity

Aizu: ayeeeee

DadMic: I have cultured him

AllMight: I got that one!

Aizu: Squint
Aizu: ...good job

AllMight: Thank you young Y/N

BroccoliBrother: God that is painful to watch

BIRBY: They're so awkward

Aizu: Blow it out yer ass

BIRBY: Didn't know you were that concerned
BIRBY: about my bowel movements

Aizu: Ya nasty

BroccoliBrother: Disgusting

Aizu: Actually chickens do shit everywhere
Aizu: Birby are you potty trained?

BIRBY: I-
BIRBY: Yes I am thank you very much

Aizu: It was an honest question

Chapter 52: 52

UA Staff & others:

Aizu: How did cavemen survive
Aizu: like actually-

Vlampire: Sincerely

SharpShooter: What

BobTheBuilder: the

Vlampire: fuck

Aizu: You creepy mfers-
Aizu: Your candles aren't working Vlad

Vlampire: Your hellion-ness hasn't abated
Vlampire: So I have figured that out already

Aizu: Back to what I was saying

BroccoliBrother: Please no

BIRBY: No no, i'm kinda curious

MomNight: ^

DadMic: ^

Aizu: So like-
Aizu: They didn't have toilet paper

BIRBY: I'm no longer curious

DadMic: What why?

BIRBY: I see where this is going

MomNight: I forget they share a braincell

Aizu: Hell yeah, he's my birdy buddy

BIRBY: Birdy buddies for life!

BroccoliBrother: cringe

Aizu: Cope

BroccoliBrother: Seethe

BIRBY: Mald

AllMight: What on earth are they doing

Therapy: we're not there yet in catching
Therapy: you up to date with things

AllMight: oh okay

SharpShooter: All Might has classes?

Vlampire: Apparently

Aizu: Anywhore-
Aizu: The germs bro- the germs

BroccoliBrother: Okay wait no this
BroccoliBrother: is kinda valid

Vlampire: Not you too-

SharpShooter: It's always him too

BobTheBuilder: It goes against natures
BobTheBuilder: laws if it's not him too 

BIBRY: I told you!

Vlampire: I try to live in denial

BIRBY: Hope you can swim

Vlampire: What

BroccoliBrother: Nevermind

Aizu: RIGHT??????
Aizu: They would get that shit
Aizu: -Pun unintended-
Aizu: everywhere and that's gonna
Aizu: create bacteria and they didn't
Aizu: have good medical care so how tf-

Dadzawa: It's called survival of the fittest

Aizu: That was for physicality,
Aizu: not their immune system
Aizu: Them hoes had some buff ass 
Aizu: immune systems or some shit

BroccoliBrother: How much sleep have you had?

Aizu: The normal amount this time

BIRBY: How much caffeine?

Aizu: Less than half a can

Therapist: You're manic

Aizu: ...
Aizu: Fuck, I'm manic

BroccoliBrother: I wasn't gonna say it

BIRBY: Me either, I love with birdy buddy
BIRBY: is manic

Aizu: AND ANOTHER THING-

DadMic: Here we go again

Aizu: Why do people always wanna go outside
Aizu: and throw hands? Like- No-

Dadzawa: because they're idiots

Aizu: I'd just bring a gun ngl

Dadzawa: ...
Dadzawa: let them hit you first and
Dadzawa: then empty the clip 

MomNight: ^

DadMic: I like that idea!

Vlampire: Never mess with the parents

Aizu: Will do!

SharpShooter: Or their unhinged child

 

Chapter 53: 53

UA Staff & Others:

Aizu: I'm not ayin im drunk but 
Aizu: I am sayin I got them hiccups

Vlampire: oh my gods-

Therapist: Do not take after me or your
Therapist: father, pup

SharpShooter: Someone get the terror

BobTheBuilder: This is not a drill people

Dadzawa: Child what.

DadMic: Kiddo alcohol isn't good for you!

Aizu: With all the respect I barely have,
Aizu: neither is that much hair jell

MomNight: R I P

Aizu: lollllll

BIRBY: I told them to come here

BroccoliBrother: The chaos is funny

Dadzawa: Who bought the child alcohol

Aizu: I did!

MomNight: You're not 21

Aizu: Noooope
Aizu: But if you dress like a whore then they don't care!

BroccoliBrother: Writing this down

Dadzawa: Child do not exploit yourself for
Dadzawa: alcohol

Aizu: the government exploits us anyways
Aizu: So why not do it for funsies

BroccoliBrother: I agree with this ^

BIRBY: I mean-

Nezu: I could change that

Aizu: You'd get us nuked
Aizu: ion want more radioactive rain

Nezu: I abstain

Vlampire: More?

Aizu: lol round here there do be 
Aizu: spicy rain

BIRBY: Oh boy

Aizu: hey Hawks, if a rooster lays an egg
Aizu: on the top of a house, which way does it roll?

SharpShooter: they have zero attention span

BobTheBuilder: where did that come from

Aizu: He's a chicken so I thought he'd get it

BIRBY: I in fact do not get it

Aizu: Aw that's sadge

BIRBY: Skissue skittles

Aizu: your life is skissue skittles 
Aizu: you whore

BIRBY: Says the one that
BIRBY: dressed like a whore for alcohol

Aizu: Besides the point!

Dadzawa: You are actually drunk-

Aizu: im not drunk
Aizu: the alcohol is!

DadMic: Recovery Girl, some help?

UAQueen: Do you have water?

Aizu: Yup!

UAQueen: meds for in the morning

Aizu: Check!

UAQueen: Are you going to stop 
UAQueen: drinking if we tell you to?

Aizu: I will cry 

DadMic: Sounds like drunk Sho-

TherapistL Like father like child

Dadzawa: Stop outing me

Aizu: Oh I feel eepy-

UAQueen: drink some water and head to bed

Aizu: Yes your highness

 

 

A/N:

We will not talk about how I wrote this chapter, but we can say I made sure it was authentic

I will not be leaving wattpad, only because all of the comments I got made me have all the feels and I don't wanna leave any of you. 

 

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go sober up-

 

Chapter 54: 54

This is a special bc I'ma be so fuckin fr rn I need to write on my comfort book- Author and Aizu will swap out 

 

Author: Why the fuck do people 
Aizu: gender heckin CHAIRS???

Therapist: I apologize for the monstrosity
Therapist: I have brought upon us

Vlampire: What did you do?

Therapist: Made them realize just 
Therapist: how sucky their life is 

SharpShooter: Why would you do that-

DadMic: The audacity-

MomNight: The gumption

BobTheBuilder: The gall

GoodFood: How does it suck?

Therapist: Well-

Author: THE ANSWER IS
Aizu: IT JUST FUCKIN SUCKS
Author: MASSIVE DONKEY COCK

Therapist: Temper

Aizu: Ion have a temper, 
Author: I have a mode,
Aizu: And that mode is rage

Therapist: Deep breaths

Author: Or not

Therapist: no- 

Dadzawa: No

DadMic: No

MomNight: No

GoodFood: No

BobTheBuilder: No

SharpShooter: No

Vlampire: No

BrickBoi: No 

UAQueen: No

RatGod: No

Aizu: My problems would 
Author: technically be gone-

Therapist: Think of the readers

DadMic: He's got a point

Aizu: Solution, finish the book first

Therapist: I-

BIRBY: No no, they got you there

MomNight: Not in a good way

BroccoliBrother: They still got him there

Author: My favorite birby

BIRBY: I try

BroccoliBrother: Rude

Author: And favorite god brother

BroccoliBrother: Better

Dadzawa: Child.

Aizu: Adult.

Dadzawa: No death

Author: No promises

Dadzawa: I tried.

Aizu: That you did
Author: Have a participation ribbon

BIRBY: HAH-

BroccoliBrother: LMAOOO

Dadzawa: Watch the sass

Aizu: Can't keep an eye on it yourself?

Dadzawa: Too many other cretins to watch 

Author: Understandable have a nice day

Dadzawa: I will if you live

Aizu: Touche

Dadzawa: I win.

Author: Lol no, if my organs decide to 
Aizu: fall out of my body like a demented
Author: pinata then there ain't shit I can
Aizu: do about alla that :)

UAQueen: They have a point

Author: Thank you your highness

Dadzawa: That was not a mental image I needed

Therapist: Report to my office

DadMic: Im coming too

MomNight: I need comfort food

GoodFood: On it

UAQueen: I hope your doctors take care of you

Aizu: Here's hoping!
Author: I have to go in for a test where they try to 
Aizu: make me pass out :D then genetic testing

 

 

A/N:

I do be struggle bussing 

Chapter 55: 55

No-dad's-land /villain gc:

BloodBaby: Where is my buddy

Crispy: Don't mention them

BloodBaby: Why?

HandFetish: The stupid hacker
HandFetish: will show up 

Aizu: I am here and I am cranky :D

HandFetish: Fuck. 

Mamagiri: I'll get the alcohol ready

Aizu: Their livers prolly hate you 

Crispy: all of me hates me

Aizu: You take 'self burn' to a new level

Crispy: Go big or go home

Aizu: Valid

BloodBaby: You're gonna let him
BloodBaby: cook himself?

Aizu: Not really but I will call him
Aizu: roasted rat if he keeps up 

Crispy: I'm still contemplating it

Aizu: Of course you are
Aizu: Ya roasted rat

Crispy: Contemplating it less-

Aizu: There's my favorite defective fire place!

Crispy: Why are you like this

Aizu: Hound dog has a list if you want it

Crispy: Dm it to me

...

Crispy: I have learned things

BloodBaby: And?

Crispy: I wish to liven't

Aizu: :(

Crispy: ...
Crispy: I wish to liven't, less

Aizu: :D

HandFetish: What did you do to him

Aizu: I gave him that list he asked for!

Mamagiri: That list was a threat to his liver

Aizu: Why?

Crispy: No reason

BloodBaby: I walked in the front room
BloodBaby: He's drinking at the bar 
BloodBaby: mumbling

Aizu: Mumbling what?

Crispy: Nothing

BloodBaby: Can't tell

Mamagiri: I believe it's incoherent worries 
Mamgiri: for our resident 'hacker' 

Aizu: AWWWW
Aizu: I LOVE YOU TOO DABI

BloodBaby: He broke

Mamagiri: luckily his phone survived

Aizu: Eh?

Crispy: Nothing

HandFetish: He set his drink on fire

Crispy: Shig not you too!

HandFetish: If you can't beat em, join em

Aizu: My man

HandFetish: No.

Aizu: I'll grow on you

HandFetish: What are you, mold?

AIzu: Im autistic, so im mushrooms

Mamagiri: Mushrooms are delightful to look at

Aizu: did you just call me pretty? 

Mamagiri: I'd like to stay in your good graces

Aizu: I'll take it
Aizu: But I will get to you eventually
Aizu: I'm just working on others right now

HandFetish: Being a stupid hero?

Aizu: More like ripping apart the hero
Aizu: commission and making sure kids
Aizu: with 'scary' quirks are handled properly

HandFetish: Locked away no doubt

Crispy: Ripping apart the hero commission?

Aizu: The kids will be taken from bad situations
Aizu: and raised in thoroughly vetted foster homes
Aizu: With classes to learn how to control/use their quirk

HandFetish: ...

Crispy: I ask again
Crispy: ripping apart the hero commission?

Aizu: Oh! Yeah!
Aizu: It's very fun, it's Nezu and I's bonding time

Crispy: If I met you I wouldn't kill you.

Aizu: A compliment of the highest degree

 

A/N

 

Have- this- 

idk I had the zoomies- 

Chapter 56: 56

UA Staff& others:

Aizu: Im on my bullshit again

Vlampire: When are you not 

Aizu: Shut it blood bath mcgrath

Vlampire: don't insult me in
Vlampire: 'old movie' language

Aizu: says a lot that you even knew what
Aizu: I was talking about lol

Vlampire: I walked into that 

Aizu: Like a dumbass

BroccoliBrother: This is gonna be good

BIRBY: I love when birdy buddy is on their
BIRBY: shit again

GoodFood: Good lord

Aizu: If the lord was good
Aizu: my ass wouldn't be
Aizu: here saving lives n shit myself

GoodFood: Very good point

BroccoliBrother: mood

BIRBY: Mood

RatGod: How are you fairing on that front

Aizu: Lemme check
Aizu: ...
Aizu: Y'all still alive and in
Aizu: one piece?

UAQueen: Yes

Aizu: Then slay ig

BIRBY: Yassss

BroccoliBrother: Heave

BIRBY: stfu

RatGod: Good to know 

Aizu: Who is next,
Aizu: Im on a roll today

SharpShooter: I sacrifice the dumptruck

Aizu: He walks around in that helmet
Aizu: Like it's vogue, that says enough

BobTheBuilder: I sacrifice the lego

Aizu: broski has such a good quirk for
Aizu: construction yet plays in a sandbox
Aizu: for kids

BrickBoi: I sacrifice the pupper

Aizu: Broski is afraid of cat videos, enough said

Therapist: I counter with your father

Dadzawa: What.

Aizu: Fr?

Dadzawa: You don't have the nerve

Aizu: I have one, 
Aizu: my last one
Aizu: and it's on fire.
Aizu: So buckle up buttercup, I'm sendin
Aizu: your ass to therapy 

Therapist: I'll free up an extra long session

Aizu: So for me its the undealt with trauma
Aizu: Yet still allowed to teach impressionable kids

Dadzawa: Oh you're actually going
Dadzawa: to do this, okay, lets hear something
Dadzawa: better than that

Aizu: It's the chopping your leg off for me

Dadzawa: What- 

DadMic: Well shit-

MomNight: Oh that must happen
MomNight: in the other future

Aizu: it's the overworking yourself so you don't
Aizu: think about your problems for me

SharpShooter: goddamn

Aizu: It's the learning your dead friend
Aizu: is a nomu for me

Dadzawa: ...

DadMic: ...

MomNight: ...

Aizu: Yep buckle up bitches because 
Aizu: the next arc in this story is named
Aizu: Oboro 

Therapist: You went too far

Aizu: No the hell I didn't
Aizu: Y'all deserve a happy ending and
Aizu: that requires ripping off some
Aizu: band-aids and ripping open old wounds

Therapist: Carry on

Aizu: Oboro is alive but as a nomu
Aizu: Currently brainwashed and does 
Aizu: not have access to his memories
Aizu: of his time as a human

Dadzawa: How do we get him back

Aizu: You wont in the way you're wanting
Aizu: Digest that he has vastly changed and that
Aizu: It'll take a lot of work to get him cooperative 
Aizu: enough to work some magic on that brain of his

Dadzawa: Hound we're on our way

Therapist: Joint session it is, my door is open 

 

Notes:

There is a discord and a youtube, yay