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Kuroo added Bokuto, Sawamura, and (5) more to untitled group converstion
Kuroo changed the conversation name to the captains of GAY
4:28 pm
Sawamura: what have you done
Terushima: im bi tyvm
Bokuto: BRO
Futakuchi: what the hell is this?
Futakuchi: and why am I here?
Ushijima: I would also like to know why I am here.
Oikawa: ew proper grammar
Oikawa: ew Ushiwaka
Kita: What's wrong with proper grammar?
Oikawa: everything
Kuroo: is that everyone?
Futakuchi: you tell us
Terushima: AYO SECOND YEAR SQUAD
Futakuchi: yeah, no
Terushima: :(
Kita: Kuroo-san, will you please explain why we're here?
Bokuto: YA BRO
Bokuto: DONT LEAVE US HANGING
Kuroo: it's a gc with a bunch of team captains in it, duh
Kuroo: we can talk strategy and complain about the underlings
Oikawa: i'll never share my secrets!!!
Terushima: "underlings"
Futakuchi: can I leave?
Kita: Thank you for thinking of me, Kuroo-san.
Bokuto: THATS SO COOL
Sawamura: how did you even get everyone's numbers?
Sawamura: I didn't think you knew Oikawa or Terushima
Kuroo: that's for me to know and for you to never find out
Ushijiima: I recall you asking me for their contact information last week.
Kuroo: damn you, Ushijima
Oikawa: HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NUMBER IN THE FIRST PLACE?!
Ushijima: I believe you gave it to me when we first met. My teammates told me that you were "hitting on me."
Oikawa: ...
Terushima: EXCUSE ME???
Ushijima: You are excused.
Oikawa: IT WAS A PHASE
Kita: This took a turn that I was not expecting.
Sawamura: you're telling me
Futakuchi: this is already giving me a headache
Oikawa: besides, i have my Iwa~chan now! ;P
Bokuto: IWA-CHAN?
Oikawa: ew, stop
Oikawa: only i get to call him that
Terushima: o? do u have a crush?
Oikawa: it's more than a crush, dear kouhai
Oikawa: it's true love~
Terushima: does THE oikawa tooru have a bf??
Oikawa: i wish!
Bokuto: IM LOST
Bokuto: WHOS IWA-CHAN?
Oikawa: just stop
Oikawa: his name is Iwaizumi Hajime and he is the best ace in all of the Miyagi prefecture
Ushijima: That is incorrect. I hold that title, as I am the number three ace in all of Japan. There is no "Iwaizumi" anywhere close to me on the rankings.
Terushima: damn
Oikawa: it's on sight, Ushiwaka
Ushijima: What is on sight? Are you finally coming to Shiratorizawa, where you will realize your full potential?
Oikawa: someone hold me back or istg this man is dead
Ushijima: Murder is illegal.
Sawamura: Oikawa, you can't kill Ushijima
Oikawa: but daaaaaad
Kita: Sawamura-san is right, Oikawa-san.
Sawamura: dad??
Oikawa: you guys are no fun ;(
Bokuto: ITS OKAY OIKAWA
Bokuto: I THINK THIS IWAIZUMI GUY SOUNDS TOTALLY AWESOME!
Kuroo: bro
Bokuto: YA BRO?
Kuroo: that was so considerate, bro
Bokuto: THANKS BRO
Kuroo: anytime, bro
Futakuchi: if I have to read the word "bro" one more time, I'm done
Terushima: but bro
Futakuchi left the captains of GAY
Terushima added Futakuchi to the captains of GAY
Futakuchi: fuck you
Terushima:at least take me to dinner first
Sawamura: c'mon, Futakuchi, it's not that bad
Futakuchi: you say that now
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the captains of GAY
7:53 pm
Ushijima: Today was a good day at practice. I hope everyone else had a fruitful afternoon.
Oikawa: Iwa~chan threw a ball at me
Oikawa: he said i needed to pay attention instead of "making that ugly face" at my phone ;(
Ushijima: There is some wisdom to his words.
Oikawa: EXCUSE ME?!
Terushima: u tell em
Oikawa: WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?!?