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The team rocket trio Known as Jessie James and Meowth walk through the halls of the base towards the boss's office
"Man. What could da boss want with us after what happened in kalos?" Meowth asked
"Lighten up old chum! maybe it will be like unova!" James said
"He has a point. we could be going on a new mission." Jessie said
They entered the office
"Ah perfect timing." Giovanni said "I have a new mission for you 3. Are you up to it?"
"Yes Giovanni sir!" The 3 said
"Good." Giovanni said "Recently our scientists have had a breakthrough. they have discovered alternate universes."
"Alternate universes?" Jessie asked
"An alternate universe is a universe where something is different the differences could be small or drastic." Matori said "they could branch off of one universe or have existed just as long as ours has."
"Exactly. there could be a universe where team rocket is a heroic organization or a universe where it doesn't exist at all. Or even a universe where pokemon don't exist." Giovanni explained "that last one is what we want to focus on."
the trio looked confused
"You 3 will be sent to a universe where pokemon don't exist, learn what you can about and try to bring something back." Giovanni said "You will be able to use any Pokémon you have previously used."
"You will be sent there later today you have two hours to prepare." Matori said
"Do this for the glory of team rocket." Giovanni said
"Yes Giovanni sir!" The 3 said
"Alright you 3 we have made sure that this universe is hospitable and they're around the same level of technological advancement." A scientist told the 3 "here's the device needed to return just hit the button and a portal will open."
He handed them the device
"Well at least we won't get stuck there." James said
"Dat's a scary thought Jimmy!" Meowth said "I'd probably get chopped up!"
"Well let's not worry about that." Jessie said
"Really?! I like my tail where it is, thank you very much ." Meowth said
"Alright you 3, are you ready?" The head scientist asked
the 3 nodded
"Alright here we go! Try to not die!" He said before pulling the level
"wait what?!" The TR trio yelled before getting thrown into a portal
"Did anyone get the license plate number?" James said sounding dizzy
"I don't think portals have those." Jessie said
"Hey You dum dums look!" Meowth said
they looked around and realized they were on a roof
"Where are we?" James asked
Jessie looked down from the building
"A Halloween parade?" Jessie suggested
they looked at the people inhabiting this universe
some looked normal but others had extra limbs spikes or fur
"Odd." James said "It's not night time."
"maybe Halloween is an all day event here!" Meowth said
"These guys get all day Halloween when I didn't get a single one while living with my parents!" James said "It was always "No james proper folks don't go around in costumes!"
"Jeez your parents are messed up." Jessie said
"Focus you two! We gotta get dat data!" Meowth said
they began to set up spy drones and sent them out
"Alright james what have you learned?" Jessie asked
"Well it seems that at 5 to 6 years old almost every child gains a unique super power called a quirk." James said
"I don't want to know that their personalities are quirky i want to know important information!" Jessie said
"no their powers a literally called quirks." James said
"well ain't that quirky!" Meowth said
"meowth..." Jessie began
"I know knew it when i said it." Meowth said "can't da writer get some better material?"
"well besides that anything else?" Jessie asked
"well there's super heroes being an actual job and schools to get licenses to use your quirks." James said continuing to look through the footage
"so what? a bunch if twerps dress up and play hero?" Jessie asked
"essentially." James said "Oh here's something interesting! Apparently there's going to be a raid tomorrow at a yakuza base. A criminal organization! Apparently they're producing a drug that removes someone's quirk permanently! And the raid will centre around getting the main ingredient!"
"so what you're saying we team up with them?" Meowth asked
"no I'm saying we steal the ingredient ourselves and use it to blackmail this world into serving under team rocket!" James said
"that's genius!" Jessie said
"imagine what rewards Da boss would give us if we succeeded!" Meowth said
Meowth thought of being the bosses top cat
Jessie thought of money
james thought of living here forever free from jessebelle
"lets do it!" Jessie said
"Now hold on we need to prepare! We can't go in there and expect it to be easy because the twerp's pikachu aint there!" Meowth said "we don't have any of those fancy quirks!"
"and we can't exactly show our Pokémon." Jessie said
"I know how about a good old fashioned meowth robot!" James said
"Yeah that's a great idea!" Jessie said
"Let's get started!" Meowth said
The next day
Right now team rocket was drilling through the ground
"Do we have to do the bicycle power?" James asked
"Yes! We need da extra power for Da robot!" Meowth said
"So quit your whinng!" Jessie said
soon they were under the location
"How'd you find this place jimmy?" Meowth asked
"i still had some spy drones so i used those." James said "Now let's get to work! Transformation sequence activate!"
he hit the button to begin the transformation
Above overhaul saw eri was unguarded
"GET OVER HERE ERI!" Overhaul yelled reaching for the girl
suddenly a giant bipedal robot cat with an R on its chest emerged from the ground which caused Eri to fall into its head
"ERI!" Midoriya yelled
suddenly a voice came on to the speaker with music playing
"Prepare for trouble like you heroes do!" Jessie said
"And make it double, we'll put a spell on you!" James said
"To protect the world from devastation!"Jessie said
"To unite all people with in our nation!" James said
"to denounce the evils of truth and love!" Jessie said
"to extend our reach to the stars above!" James said
"jessie!" Jessie said
"and james!" James said
"team rocket blasts off at the speed of light!" Jessie said
"surrender now or prepare for a Comic book fight!" James said
"Meowth that's right!" Meowth said
"WOBBUFFET!" Wobbuffet said
"team rocket?" Midoriya questioned
"I don't care who you are!! you'll give eri back now!" Overhaul said
inside the robot
"James who is eri?" Jessie asked James quietly so the microphone wouldn't pick up the sound
"i think it's da twerp who just fell into Da cockpit with you two dolts." Meowth said
the two looked and saw a little girl with a horn covered in bandages
it didn't take a genius to figure out what happened to her
"the boss did say something about bringing something back from this new world." Jessie said before speaking into the mic
"You may be a supervillain but you're certainly not the best!" Jessie said
"She's a member of team rocket now! So give it a rest!" James said as meowth made the robot stomp the ground
"don't worry kid you're one of us now!" Meowth said to eri who looked confused
"Huh?" Eri said confused
Were these guys heroes?
they did save her...
Yeah they were heroes!
"DIE!" Overhaul yelled as he touched the ground creating a pillar which was launched at team rocket
"TASTE MY ROBO MEOWTH MASH!!!" Meowth yelled as he punched the pillar into pieces shooting them at heroes and villains alike
"One for a full cowling 25%!" Midoriya said "Detroit smash!"
Midoriya punched the robot in the chest
(Why is mr. Deku attacking my heroes?!) Eri thought to herself scared as can be
"Da nerve! I'll teach you twerps a lesson!" Meowth said back handing Midoriya sending him flying
"hey kid if you get sent flying with us make sure you yell "Team rocket is blasting off again." James said to eri
"James!" Jessie said
"What it's good to prepare for it." James said
"Hello could you return eri?" A voice said
team rocket looked down and saw a face coming out of the ground
They let out a scream before james sent out his yamask
"YAMASK USE SHADOW BALL!" James yelled
"Ya-Mask!" Yamask yelled before shooting a shadow ball at the hero
"Nice-" mirio began before being sent flying
(that hit me?!)
"Good thinking james!" Jessie said as she placed her arm on the control panel
"Eject system engaged!"
"Oh boy."
Jessie james and meowth (and yamask) were launched out of the robot
"Finally i know who i have to kill." Overhaul said
"yamask use will-o-wisp!" James yelled
yamask released a huge amount of blue fire the blocked overhaul off
"What a will-o-Wisp!" James said
"Ya-Mask!" Yamask said before glowing
yamask's body began to change before evolving into Cofagrigus
"Cofagrigus!" Cofagrigus yelled
"Gazooks yamask evolved!" James said
"Give her back!" Midoriya yelled lunging towards the trio
"Taste my fury swipes!" Meowth yelled scratching Midoriya's face
"power!" Mirio yelled lunging at the trio
"Gourgeist! Use shadow ball!" Jessie yelled sending out Gourgeist
the ball hit mirio head on
(how are these attacks connecting?) Mirio thought to himself
"you're mine!" Overhaul yelled as he tried to grab one of the trio
"GET AWAY!!" Eri yelled as the robot punched overhaul sending him flying
"please tell me Wobbuffet is piloting that." Jessie said
Wobbuffet jumped out of the robot as the robot ran towards overhaul and began to kick overhaul into the wall repeatedly
"dat kid has some pent up anger." Meowth said
"detroit Smash!" Midoriya yelled as he tried to attack team rocket
"Wobbuffet!" Wobbuffet yelled as he used counter sending Midoriya flying
soon eri was done kicking overhaul with the robot and walked over
the robot fell over as she exited
"Way to go!" James said
"That was incredible!" Jessie said
"Dats the stuff!" Meowth said
they heard foot steps and saw overhaul running towards them with a gun
"Without your quirks you're nothing!" He yelled shooting
"Wobbuffet!" Wobbuffet yelled as he used mirror coat reflecting the quirk erasing bullet right back at overhaul
"N-no!" Overhaul yelled "Where's the other bullets?! I need my quirk back to finish this."
Meowth whispered something in eri's ear
Suddenly Cofagrigus grabbed overhaul's legs and began to pull him towards him
"E-Eri save me!" Overhaul yelled
eri put up a hand and walked over causing cofagrigus to stop
"T-Thank you!" Overhaul said
Eri reached into overhaul's pocket and pulled out his wallet
"E-Eri?" Overhaul asked
Eri waved goodbye
"NO!!" Overhaul yelled as cofagrigus resumed pulling him towards his doom
"I JUST NEED A LITTLE MORE TIME!"
"PLEASE!"
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Overhaul yelled as cofagrigus opened up and pulled overhaul inside before slamming shut
"Well at least he won't have to pay for a casket." Meowth said
"Meowth! That's way too dark material!" Jessie said
"What? This is rated T i can make that joke!" Meowth argued
"We are undermining the fact that our newest member just stole her first wallet." James said as he returned cofagrigus to its pokeball
"You're right we should celebrate!" Jessie said
"Hold it you're not going anywhere!" Sir nighteye said as the heroes surrounded them
"Amoonguss use sleep powder!" James yelled sending out the grass type "Hold your breath!"
"Amoonguss!" Amoonguss said as he put everyone to sleep (other than team rocket and eri)
"so kid you ever have pizza?" James asked
Eri shook her head
"Well let's fix that!" James said as they got into the robot
this would change a lot of things
Notes:
Team rocket my beloved
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"So kid how is it?" James asked eri as she at her pizza
"It's good!" Eri said
"Good thing we took dat guy's wallet." Meowth said in between bites
"How much money do you think we can blow through in one afternoon?" Jessie asked
"that depends are we going clothes shopping or not?" James asked
"with her outfit absolutely." Jessie said "it's literally a cloth!"
"All of it. easy." James said
"is that a challenge?" Jessie asked
"See how much you can buy in an hour of these items: clothes for Eri, disguises for the four of us and food." James said
"Deal!" Jessie said
an hour later
"And I'm back!" Jessie said
"You didn't get caught did you?" James asked
"Nope!" Jessie said
"DIE!" A voice yelled from behind here
suddenly a massive explosion happened sending the rockets (and eri) flying
"Well i still have the bags." Jessie said
"This place is a drag." Eri said
"oh hey the kid did her first ryme!" James said
"this is gonna be one hell of time!" Meowth said
"LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!" All four yelled
"Kachan! Eri was with them!" Midoriya said
"Oh...Shit." Bakugou said
Team rocket landed in a tree
"Ow." Jessie said
"you alright eri?" James asked the eri who had landed on him
"yup!" Eri said
"I say we blow dis popsicle stand!" Meowth said
"Wobbuffet!" Wobbuffet said agreeing with meowth
"Alright it's decided!" Jessie said as she grabbed the device and opened a portal "Let's go home!"
In Giovanni's office a portal opened
(those 3 are back already? It's only been a day and a half) Giovanni thought to himself
the group walked through the portal
"You have returned... now what have you-" Giovanni began before noticing Eri "Who is that?"
"Hi!" Eri said
Giovanni's Persian tried to attack eri but the girl's quirk activated reverting him into a meowth
"Guess who isn't all high and mighty now?" Meowth asked
"at first you had my curiosity now you have attention." Giovanni said
"Here's the data we have obtained." James said
giovanni read through the report
"Super powers? Heroes? Villains? Most intriguing!" Giovanni said "and you brought a live one!"
james cofagrigus popped out of its pokeball, released overhaul's charred skeleton before returning back to its pokeball
"And a dead one!" Giovanni said "you 3 went above and beyond! Now if only had a bit more about the two."
Eri took overhaul's wallet from Jessie and gave it to giovanni
"My name is eri!" Eri said
Giovanni took a look at the id and the quirk information cards in the wallet
"How'd you know about that card?" James asked
"I escaped once but overhaul found me. He showed the police i ran to that card to tell the police about my cu-quirk to make them believe him." Eri said
"Bravo!" Giovanni said
he stood up
"Matori get her fitted for a team rocket uniform something specialized like those 2." Giovanni said before whispering "and get some hair."
"Yes sir!" Matori said before leaving "Come along eri."
eri left with her
"As for you 3 You shall be rewarded handsomely for this." Giovanni said "and I have a new mission for you."
"Yes sir!" Team rocket said
the image of a region appeared on the tv behind him
"in the alola region many rare and unique pokemon can be found. Steal and catch as many as you can." Giovanni said "For the glory and future of team rocket!"
"Yes giovanni sir!" Team rocket said
"and as of today Eri will be accompanying you 3. make sure to monitor her behaviours and record any effects of this "quirk" of her's." Giovanni said "it will be vital for the project we're gonna start."
scientists came in and took overhaul's skeleton away
"Yes sir!" Giovanni said
Soon After eri walked into their quarters wearing a version of james outfit with a skirt
"Looking snazy kid!" Meowth said
"T-thank you!" Eri said
"now then let's get to work!" Jessie said "we have to take a flight to the alola region."
"a flight?" Eri asked
"well yes we have to fly there." James said "Don't worry it will be fine!"
"O-Okay!" Eri said
"Hey kid why are you so quick to believe us?" Meowth asked
"Because you're my heroes!" Eri said
(She's been smiling every since that "Overhaul" guy died.) the team rocket trio thought to themselves
After a few hour flight the group finally landed in alola
"so this is alola." Jessie said
"With pokemon in the bunches!" James said
"We'll nab them all!" Meowth said
"We'll grab them all!" Eri said
"That's the spirt kid!" Jessie said
"Wobbuffet!" Wobbuffet said
they left the airport and eventually ended up in the forest
"Now then let's find a Pokémon to catch!" James said
"which means me and Wobbuffet have to do all of da heavy lifting." Meowth said
"Hey! It's not our fault we left all of our pokemon at headquarters!" Jessie said
"When you're in alola you simply do what the alolans do!" James
"I have a pokemon!" Eri chimed in
"you do?" Jessie asked
"Uh huh!" Eri said as she pulled out a pokeball "The nice lady who gave my outfit gave it to me!"
"okay let's see it!" James said
she sent out a FUCKING MACHAMP
"Da boss is playing favourites." Meowth said
suddenly something jumped out the bushes
everyone (but eri) let out a scream
it was a creature wearing a pikachu looking rag
"Pikachu?" Jessie asked
the creature's "Head" tilted unnaturally
everyone (but eri) let out a scream
"I KNOW IT CAN'T BE BUT COULD IT BE?!" Jessie yelled
"PIKACHU'S HEAD?!" James yelled
meowth let out a scream before inspecting it
"It's a different Pokemon wearing a pikachu like thingy!" Meowth said
The Pokemon let out sounds of indescribable horrors
"Eep!" Meowth said
"Wobba!" Wobbuffet said
"what's it saying?" Jessie asked
"This is a T fic!" Meowth said
"Huh?" The two asked
"It's saying something so scary! It's better off not knowing!" Meowth said
"But it's really cute!" Eri said as she walked over
"Hi!"
She took a look under its cloth which caused meowth to pass out
"You're really cute!" Eri said as the other two members woke meowth up
suddenly they heard footsteps
"Hide!" Jessie said as she pulled meowth and james into the bushes
"Uh jessie!" James said pointing at eri who was still out there talking to the Pokemon
"who is that?" The twerp (Ash) asked
the Pokemon poked it's head out and saw Pikachu and began to say more scary stuff
"who's that pokemon?" Ash asked
"Mimikyu the disguise pokemon a ghost and fairy type. It wears a head covering to look like a pikachu but little is known about this pokemon. It is said that a scholar who looked under met his end." The floating pokédex said
"Met his end?! I'm glad I'm still alive and kicking!" Meowth said
"wait how was eri able to withstand it?" Jessie asked
"She must've seen some unknown horrors." James said
Eri slowly turned around and gave a small smile
Ash's eyes widened upon seeing the R on her shirt
"Awww you look adorable!" The green haired girl said "What's that R stand for?"
"Rocket!" Eri said
"As in Team rocket!" Jessie said as she James and meowth (and Wobbuffet) jumped out of the bush
"Alright who are you?" The shirtless boy asked
"Did someone asked something? we're here to find out!" Jessie said
"Noble answers are what we're all about!" James said
"A beauty so radiant the flowers and moon hide and in shame! A single flower of evil in this flaming world! Jessie!" Jessie said
"the nobly heroic man of our times! The master of darkness fighting back against the tragic world! It's james!" James said
"It's one for all and all for one! A glittering dark star that always shines bright! Dig it while meowth takes flight!" Meowth said
"Team rocket let's fight!" The trio said
"That's right!" Meowth said
"Wobbuffet!" Wobbuffet said
"I like the old one better." Eri said
"so much for something new." James said
"Team rocket? Can they really take flight?" The floating pokédex asked
"WE BLAST OFF YOU DOPE!" Jessie said "I mean we don't fly."
"You see team rocket is a super powerful evil organization!" James said
"What kinda of dumb Pokédex doesn't know something great like that?" Meowth asked
"I don't have any data a meowth that can speak like a human?" The Pokédex said
just as it came close eri put her hand on a tree and made it disappear
"ERROR DOES NOT COMPUTE!" The pokèdex said
"Since when did have kids?!" Ash asked "especially any that could do that?"
james burst out laughing
Notes:
As you can tell Eri is a little crazy and has taste in pokemon
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James stopped laughing when Jessie hit him with a stick causing Eri to laugh
"As we were saying!" Jessie said, "Eri here is the newest member of Team Rocket!"
"Say what?!" Ash asked
"That's right twerp!" James said, "Now then Eri show them what you can do!"
Eri sent out her machamp
"That machamp is huge!" The green-haired girl said
"It's far bigger than the ones I've seen!" An orange-haired boy said
"Machamp use cross chop!" Eri said
"Pikachu use thunderbolt!" Ash said
Pikachu tried to use Thunderbolt but was interrupted by Mimikyu causing him to get hit
"Pikachu!" Ash said,
"Call me crazy but I think mimikyu wants to help us." Jessie said
mimikyu let out more sounds
"Woah! Mimikyu says it wants to help us instead of the chumps!" Meowth said,
"So I'm sane?!" Jessie asked
"Yay!" Eri said
"We do appreciate your assistance! Please explain." James said
mimikyu let out some more sounds
"Mimikyu hates Pikachu!" Meowth explained
"Hates?!" Eri, Jessie and James said
"Mimikyu doesn't look like Pikachu because it wants to! It looks like there's a lot of resentment going on here and it's not okay!" Meowth said, "Will you please stop with the scary stuff!"
"Well, it's all good Mimikyu just attack okay!?" Jessie said
Mimikyu began to prepare a shadow ball
As Jessie and James cheered they were suddenly grabbed by a massive Pokemon
"Hey, what do you think you're doing with my two buddies?!" Meowth asked
"Give them back!" Eri yelled as her machamp sent the Pokemon flying forcing it to drop Jessie and James
Meowth quickly grabbed Mimikyu as Team Rocket ran
"We're off with a new plan!" They yelled
"Any idea what just happened?" The orange-haired boy asked
"Not a clue." Rotom Dex said
"I'm a bit worried about that girl." The green-haired girl said, "She treasures those two like they saved her or something."
"Well, sometimes I have to help them because of something from their past coming back to haunt them." Ash said, "Maybe that'll happen and we can get some answers."
"Maybe but for now let's find you a Pokemon!" The green-haired girl said
When they were in the clear team rocket stopped at a cave
"That was close." James said, "I'm not sure what the Pokemon wanted but I'm doubtful it was a hug."
"That big mug." Eri said "Trying to take my heroes."
"That does raise the question kid. Why are we your heroes you know weren't good people right?" Jessie asked
"You're better than him." Eri said
"That bird mask guy?" James asked
Eri nodded
"What did he do?" James asked
"Every day he would take me apart, take my blood and put me back together." Eri said "But he's dead! So he can't hurt me!"
"I knew I should have kicked him in the balls." James said
"Well, kid since you told your tragic backstory allow me to share mine." Meowth said "I was a normal Pokemon living on the streets of Tinsel Town then I met a female Meowth named Meowzie, who I fell in love with. However, she rejected me in favour of the attention of her rich mistress. Desiring to impress her, I committed to becoming more like a human. With a great amount of time and effort, I learned how to speak in human language and how to walk upright. However, all my efforts backfired, as he was again rejected by Meowzie, who saw me as a freak. Feeling rejected I joined team rocket."
"Well since we're telling our backstories I'll share mine I was a simple little orphan girl, and my biological mother was a high-ranking team rocket member who went Missing not that it mattered considering how little I saw her. I grew up on a snowy mountain with a foster family where I only had snow food. Then I flunked out of Pokemon nursing school, joined a biker gang, left the biker gang before I joined Team Rocket." Jessie said
"Leaving out a lot of details Jessie like how that school was one for Chan-" James began before getting smacked in the head by Jessie
"Quiet you!" Jessie said
"Alright then now it's my turn." James said "Contrary to what some might have you believe being born rich isn't everything you have to live up to all these expectations do all these things and never have the freedom of a child. That was a good portion of my life my only companion being my growlithe I named growlie."
James looked up to the roof of the cave
"And then things got worse! I was going to be engaged to a horrible woman called Jessiebelle!" James said
Eri looked at Jessie
"Nope, not me." Jessie said
"Still it is uncanny how similar you two look." Meowth said, "You sure you don't got any secret siblings or something?"
"if I do I'm mad that my mother didn't give me that life. I'm convinced I could be a better bride than that bitch!" Jessie said
Eri was about to say something but James stopped her
"Don't correct her." James said "Jessiebelle is a bitch. She wanted to replace Growlie with a skitty! And she drugged me with her vileplume and was probably gonna do unspeakable things had Growlie not shown up to save me!"
"Even da twerp knows she's bad news." Meowth said
"Da twerp?" Eri asked with the slightest head tilt "You mean that boy with the thing that looked like Mimikyu?"
"Yeah, that's him." James said, "My parents aren't much better they faked their own deaths just to lure me out so me and Jessiebelle could get engaged!"
(I want to drag that bitch into the firey pits of hell) Eri thought impulsively
"And Growlie is stuck on my parent's estate." James said
"We go anywhere near that place we're robbing them blind." Eri said impulsively
"THAT'S THE SPIRIT THE KID!" Jessie said
"I like da way ya think!" Meowth said
"Can we get growlie too?" James asked
Eri nodded
"Okay." James said
"Salandit!" A voice said
Eri saw the Pokemon and threw a Pokeball at it immediately
after 3 shakes it was caught
"Wow, we already got two Pokemon!" Meowth said pointing at Mimikyu
"So who's gonna catch it?" James asked
"I call dibs!" Jessie said
Notes:
(Crashes with this chapter)
"I'M BACK BITCHES!"
Eri's team
Salandit (female)
Machamp (Male)
See you next time