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kozumeken streamed with shoyoujumps
14 minutes ago — 584,256 viewers
“YOOO, IT’S HINATA!” Kenma grinned and turned the camera toward him. “Good morning, Kitt—uh, whatever. Today, we’re playing Fall Guys. Per Hinata’s request.”
At the end of the stream:
“Hey Kenma, how do I respond to this?” Hinata held up his phone, showing an obvious spam email.
Kenma leaned back on the couch, crossing his legs. “Hinata… just delete it. That’s spam. Also, I should probably check my emails…”
“Yeah, you’re right. I’ll just delete it.”
Hinata hesitated. “Er… do you know Kuroo? Like, kingkuroo? He emailed me asking to collab. I’ve been getting a lot of comments about him too.”
Kenma nodded. “Oh, I know him. He does vlogs, funny stuff… yeah, I think you should collab with him.”
Hinata groaned and got up. “Eugh.”
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from: [email protected]
to: [email protected]
date: 1 December 2025 at 12:37
subject: Re: Collab Proposition
mailed-by: gmail.com
encryption: Standard (TLS)
Hey Kuroo, I’d be very interested in collabing. Here, text me at my personal number 000-564-2789. - Kenma
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Chat Conversation
1:24 — Unknown:
“hey is this kenma? its kuroo
what ideas did you have for collabing?”
1:27 — You:
“hmm i was thinking one video for my twitch, then whatever you want to do for yours
how do you feel about horror games”
1:29 — Kuroo:
“perfect that works
we can do an interview vlog for mine
ill have my roommate send me some questions
also horror games freak me out”
1:30 — You:
“thats fine
what day are you free
come over to my apartment and we can record
were definitely doing a horror game btw"
1:31 — Kuroo:
“im free tomorrow or wednesday
whenever works
also im scared ☹️”
1:31 — You:
“come over tomorrow anytime
1000 Blah Blah, 4th floor, room 3
and it’s not scary
you’re just a baby”
1:33 — Kuroo:
“okay ill be there
see you tomorrow”
1:34 — You:
“see you”
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Morning of the collab:
Kenma stretched and yawned. “Kuroo’s coming over today… not sure how I should feel. Nervous, but also excited to see him.”
*DOORBELL RINGS*
“HINATA, GO ANSWER THE DOOR!” Kenma called from his room, Hinata in the kitchen.
“I’M GOING!” Hinata yelled back. “Oh, hey, you’re Kuroo, right?”
“Positive. Is Kenma here? We’re recording today,” Kuroo said, standing at the apartment door.
“Yeah, he’s in his room. I’ll go get him. Come inside, you can wait in the living room.”
*KNOCKS ON DOOR*
“Kenma, Kuroo’s here.”
“Okay, okay… I’m coming. WHERE THE HELL ARE MY PANTS?!”
Kenma enters the living room. “Hey, sorry to keep you waiting. I just woke up.”
“No, it’s fine.”
“Okay, should we do the interview first?” Kenma asked, sitting on the couch next to Kuroo.
“Yeah, let me get the questions from my roommate.”
“Okay, let’s get started.”
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“What’s up, TetsuNation! We’re here with Kenma. Today we’ll be doing an interview via questions from my roommate, Bokuto.”
“Rank these: sleep, snacks, gaming, and… me,” Kuroo said, grinning and trying not to say “me” out loud.
“Gaming, sleep, snacks… you,” Kenma replied, looking away.
“…I’ll take it.”
“You shouldn’t.”
“Would you ever stream with Bokuto if he drank a few energy drinks beforehand?”
“Hmm… no.”
“Not even for the views?”
“He’d make me lose the views,” Kenma said jokingly. They both laughed.
“Thanks for watching! See y’all next time, TetsuNation!” Kuroo and Kenma waved as the video ended.
“Bokuto is really something…” Kenma muttered.
“Something is an understatement,” Kuroo laughed. “I’m hungry now.”
“Oh, I can order something if you want,” Kenma offered.
“How about I cook you lunch? I’m kinda amazing at cooking,” Kuroo said.
Kenma chuckled. “That’d be awesome.”
KingKuroo posted with KenmaKozume
30 minutes ago — 789,939 views
@bigfan1 - FINALLYYYY
@bigfan2 - BRO WE’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THISSSS
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