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@bokutoswife - ok everyone SHUT UP I HAVE A THEORY ABOUT THE KITCHEN SCENE
@lev.haiba - they’re literally just friends what kitchen scene
@levs3rdwife - LEV DID YOU NOT WATCH THE STREAM YOU WERE IN THE ROOM
@Tetsufan9000 - look. all I’m saying is kuroo’s hand hovered above kenma’s shoulder for like 0.4 seconds. that is NOT platonic
@kenmaswitch - no because why would kuroo look at him like THAT. like sir??? ur whole heart is showing
@kingkuroo - lol y'all are reading too much into this
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@kozume_ken - agreed
@akaashisbiggestfan - as the smartest person in this fandom I have a full theory: kuroo likes him but is too dumb to realize it and kenma likes him but is too scared to say anything and everyone around them is suffering
@iwaizumi_haj - confirmed. i am one of the people suffering. they’re so obvious it physically hurts me.
@oikawaprince - what REALLY happened, kuroo walked in the kitchen like “where’s kenma” and then pretended to not care when he saw him.
@oikawasgooner - i watched the clip 17 times and slowed it down. kuroo sees kenma and immediately stands straighter. that’s mating behavior
@shoyojumps - GUYS what if kenma only cooked cuz kuroo said he was hungry. THAT’S LOVE
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@tobio.kageyama - no he cooked because everyone else sucks at it. especially you hinata
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@bokutoboost - WRONG he cooked because he cares
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@akaashi.keiji - bokuto stop jumping into fan theory threads
@randomviewer - my theory is that all of them know kuroo and kenma like each other except kuroo and kenma. they’re on level 2 denial.
@kenmaskitten - they’re on level 25 denial. maybe level 30.
@NekomaForever - prediction: slow burn is gonna get so slow that one of them confesses by accident out of frustration
@bokutoboost2 - I think kuroo will say “we’re just friends” and then immediately get jealous when kenma breathes near someone else
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@lev.haiba - that's exactly what's going to happen. also i thought akaashi told you not to join this stuff
@yamsquad - kenma is gonna be like “why is your face red” and kuroo is gonna say “idk heat maybe” even though it’s literally winter
@tetsunationmom - theory: someone (akaashi) is gonna lock them in a room together cuz he’s tired of the tension
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@akaashi.keiji - i would NOT do that<
@yakufit - the kitchen scene wasn’t even romantic they’re reading too much into it
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@kingkuroo - exactly thank you
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@kozume_ken - this exactly
@everyone - LIE!!!!
@bokutoboost2 - okay but serious theory, the reason kenma didn’t look at kuroo too long is because he WOULD combust. like actually burst into flames.
@lev.haiba - kenma showing affection by doing small things >>>> canon
@tetsuapproved - kuroo asking “you good?” in that voice was basically a confession
@oikawprince - THEORY: kuroo practiced that line in the mirror
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@iwaizumi_haj - he did not. he is just naturally dramatic.
@kuroken4eva - the way kuroo hovered behind him like “im not touching you, but i want to." IM SICK.
@canonfacts -this is officially the slowest slow burn ive ever seen. they better trip and fall into each other soon or something
@kenmafanclub - watch kuroo realize his feelings only after someone else casually praises kenma and he gets hit by jealousy like a train
@kuroostan - current timeline prediction:
chapter 12 — more denial
chapter 13 — one of them blushes and pretends they’re cold
chapter 15 — someone else says “just date already”
chapter 20 — they finally hold hands
@gamer4 no no they’ll confess in chapter 50 cuz the author likes pain
@yakufit - as long as lev doesn’t ruin it again we’re fine
@lev.haiba HEY
@chatcollective - final theory: kuroken is real, everyone else sees it, and they’re both too socially awkward to do anything about it. end of story.
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