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this side of paradise by thistleraven
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
13 May 2025
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a sex pollen fuck buddy fic.
For the record: the whole thing is Peter’s fault.
They’re sitting on a rooftop, nearing the end of patrol, when Peter decides to jab Fate right in the eye and flip her the bird for good measure.
"—and I was sure it was about to be a sex pollen disaster, but thankfully," Wade says, knocking on his temple for good luck, "just some classic, springtime eau d'jizz from those pear tree things."
“There is no such thing as sex pollen,” Peter snorts derisively.
Wade points accusingly at him.
“Now you’ve done it! You’ve Invoked the Trope! We’re doomed by the narrative now!”
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adverse possession by thistleraven for Iliedaboutthechocolates
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Feb 2025
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"Adverse Possession is....legal doctrine that allows a person to claim ownership of land that belongs to someone else."
Peter's curious about prostates. Wade offers his (and everything else) up for experimentation.
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- Part 11 of scenes from the spideypool discord
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time folding in on itself by black_earth
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Apr 2024
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“Well, I…” – Aziraphale paused and took a steadying breath. He smoothed down his pristine white vest and straightened his spine – “I have come to apologise.”
So many emotions clawed their way up Crowley’s throat simultaneously that he had to swallow three times before he could open his mouth. The silence pressed up against them, against the walls, heavy and uncomfortable.
“And what if I don’t want to hear it?”
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The Supreme Archangel pays a visit. This one has a rough middle but a happy ending <3 -
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Alastor has been extremely avoidant since the extermination. Lucifer has been tasked to find out what’s going on with him. Except he soon finds out he’s bitten off more than he can chew. Rated E for later chapters.
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- Part 1 of The Work for it collection.
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Prim, proper Zuko, who’s more of a monk than Sokka’s actual monk brother-in-law, has gone and gotten himself these sexy, diplomatic, tantalising, ritual nipple piercings. He got them for world peace, and now Sokka’s world is falling to pieces.
Zuko gets his nipples pierced for ritual purposes. Sokka needs to get his mouth on them.
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your taste and your smoking gun by Anonymous
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
13 Oct 2024
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“Like, when you….” Peter swallows. “…when you masturbate. How do you do it?”
“Have you never jerked off before?”
He’s definitely bright red. “I have! I’m just not, uh, good at it.”
“You never come?”
peter can't get off. wade helps with that.
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Show You Mine, Show Me Yours by Wilt
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
05 Jun 2024
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"Wanna see it?"
Peter’s head snaps up. "... You'd let me look?"
"Don't see why not. What've I got to lose? My dignity?"
-Or, the phallo fic.
Bookmarked by FallenForrest
24 Jan 2026
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Distilling this and injecting it into my heart
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Beggars riding ugly ponies by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
07 Aug 2025
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Deadpool and Spider-Man encounter a powerful magical being in the New York night. It goes about as well as you'd expect:
“Make your wish,” she orders again, and her voice echoes with a thousand other voices.
“Any wish within those rules?” Deadpool asks the woman, sounding interested. “I wish Spidey were in love with me!”
Spider-Man turns to him sharply. “What? What kind of a stupid—“
“That way, you’d be a lot nicer to me,” Deadpool interrupts defensively.
The woman nods once.
“So it shall be,” she says.- Language:
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Bookmarked by FallenForrest
17 Jan 2026
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This unlocked HD emotions I didn't know my brain was capable of. Read it again or I'll kick your ass
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cracked halves by Scarlet_Ribbons
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
23 Jun 2022
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"So… what is this?" Deadpool asks faux-brightly, even though he looks like he might lose it.
Peter takes a deep breath, willing his voice not to crack. "It's, um. Hot water with salt and oregano so I can trick myself into thinking it's soup."
(It starts with food. As with most things regarding Deadpool, it hardly ends there.)
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The Hips Don't Lie (Except When They Do) by chinashopbull
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
09 May 2021
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Shit, Peter thinks, over and over again. Shit shit shit shit shit shit… Stop. You should stop. You should really stop, Parker.
Don’t wanna, thinks the rest of him, happily.
This wasn’t supposed to get this far. This was never supposed to get this far.
Don’t care, thinks the rest of him, still happily.
And, as Wade’s fingers find their way inside his waistband and trace teasingly along the edge of it, Peter is forced to admit that “Don’t care” is in fact a very convincing argument.