CountingGrains_WWDITS
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Being a vampire is messy. It’s about power and sensation and raw instinct. It’s about the thrill of the hunt and the ecstasy of the bite and the siren call of human blood.
Guillermo has the potential to be a legendary vampire. He has the fire of a warrior - it’s rare that he lets it show, but when he does, it’s breathtaking. He just has to trust his new vampiric instincts, to give himself over to them, to let them overwhelm him until all of his little human rules and doubts and fears are things of the past.
And that, he can learn. He will learn. Nandor will teach him.
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Guillermo and Nandor get drunk married and Nandor goes all in.
Nandor brings his big fist down on the desktop, causing a pencil holder to leap and scatter its contents across the surface. “I’ve had enough of this,” Nandor explodes finally, with a glare that encompasses both Guillermo and Laszlo. “One of you will tell me what’s going on. Now.”
Laszlo grins wickedly, not cowed in the least by Nandor’s fury. Guillermo wishes he could say the same. Slowly, Guillermo gets to his feet, ready to run for his life. “What’s going on is that you and Guillermo got married last night, old chap. And I should know because I performed the ceremony.”
Nandor’s mouth falls open in horror and his dark eyes flicker between Guillermo and Laszlo and the ring, each in turn and back again. And suddenly, everything that Guillermo’s been holding back comes spilling out in a torrent.
“Nandor, the hotel clerk said that we were on our honeymoon but I didn’t believe him, it was crazy so I thought — Nandor, wait.” And in the next instant, Nandor is a bat, squeaking and flying in a couple of panicked loops around the room before he darts through the open window.
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Farmer Nandor and Pharmacist Guillermo Small Town AU by KristyLime
Fandom What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
21 Apr 2025
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Death comes slowly for Guillermo (love is an entirely different sort of monster.)