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The (Not So) Great Pretender by RayShippouUchiha
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
11 Dec 2017
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“What,” Tony says softly but with a great depth of feeling, “the actual fuck just happened?”
“I believe, Sir,” JARVIS pipes up from the phone in his pocket, an unnecessary amount of what sounds like glee in his voice, “that you’ve once again managed to maintain your closely guarded secret identity. Truly your subterfuge skills know no bounds."
“You’re an asshole J,” Tony mutters back as he reaches up to rub at his temple. He either has a headache coming on or a blood clot. At this point he’s honestly not sure which he’d prefer.
"I did learn from the best, Sir,” JARVIS tells him sunnily.
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Lack of sleep (and the antics caused by it) by gelation
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
23 May 2021
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When he was sleep-deprived, Peter Parker had absolutely no filter.
Like lightning during a thunderstorm, it was both entertaining and terrifying to watch.or: 3 instances where someone found a sleep-deprived Peter, no context.
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- Part 21 of Angel's Marvel One-Shots and Fics
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It is with an exasperated sigh that I introduce you to an official thread for this guy. We've discussed it and we've decided that this is the only way we can stop you guys from derailing threads to complain about this guy. By mod decree, all Mr Fell complaining, griping, bitching, grousing, and miscellaneous butthurt now belongs in THIS THREAD AND THIS THREAD ONLY.
The forumgoers of The Codex, a forum for rare book hunters, come to some very interesting conclusions about the personal life of one Mr Fell of Soho. (Inspired by a tumblr post.)
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peter parker is not a normal college student by OnlyForward
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
08 Dec 2022
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His friend shook his head, and took a swig of the drink he was holding. “You’re the heir to Stark Industries, you gotta have some better stories than that. C’mon, be real with us.”
Peter swallowed and then spoke. “Uh, okay. Once I got kidnapped, I have a handshake with the President of the United States, I know how to defuse a bomb but I’ve never had to use it and I’m 17th in line to the English throne.”
when at college, peter parker-stark decides to play three truths and a lie with his new friends. it goes...interestingly
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- Part 9 of outtakes
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Aliens, Hammers, and Making a Memorable First Impression by Marvel_Fangirl
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
18 Dec 2020
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"Wow, dude, this thing is awesome. Does it generate its own electricity?" Peter flipped the hammer once in the air and caught it, watching in amazement as sparks danced over it. "Like, I know you're the god of thunder, but I didn't know your hammer had magic powers too! That is so cool. I want one. Like, I won't get it, obviously, 'cause I don't want to steal your thunder—no pun intended.”
He grinned at his totally-intended pun, but Thor didn't react. Not even a twitch of the lips.
“Okay, yeah, that was a dumb joke,” Peter admitted. “Sorry. Here's your hammer, Mr. Thor.” He held out the weapon to its rightful owner.
Thor just stared.
(Peter Parker meets Thor for the first time. It does not go as expected.)
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Binggyuan Adventures in the Modern World by diushek
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Aug 2025
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- 3
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- 167
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conundrums, capers and keeping secrets by DefenestrateTheCat
Fandom Daredevil (TV), Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
18 Feb 2026
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Peter Parker has a lot of friends.
Friends from three different lives.
Civilian, Superhero, Vigilante.Here’s a few instances of when those lives crossed over.
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- 6,980
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Take your child to work day by ilike_color
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
28 Dec 2023
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“B. B-Man,” Peter started, staring in poorly concealed horror at the flimsy handcuffs Bruce just slapped over his wrist. Never mind the fact that a stick could break them, let alone Peter’s super strength.
“You’re going to meet the Justice League and you’re going to like it,” Bruce replied, cheerfully.
(day 239 - hostage)
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Luna Lovegood shows off her new pet, the rare Four-Legged Snake.
Hermione loses her mind trying to convince her that it's just a lizard.
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Everyone Loves Shang Qinghua (My Canon Now) by Vodkassassin
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Apr 2026
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A collection of all my Shang Qinghua-centric fics. Some are sort of interconnected of some AU or other, but most can be read standalone. These are not in any sort of chronological order.
- Words:
- 167,916
- Works:
- 26
- Bookmarks:
- 1,257