Pure Crack
My personal stash of Fics to make me laugh.
(Open, Moderated)
Random works
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seeping through by ashenice
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Jan 2022
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“I do sympathize with Ninth. I have a shellfish allergy too.” Yoichi confided.
“So do I actually.” Banjo said.
“Me too.”
“Me too.”
The last ones to add on were Nana and En, sounding as perplexed as all of them felt.
Everyone looked at Hikage.
“Oh I never had shellfish.”
“How.”
“Acquiring shellfish was not high on my list of priorities at the time.” Hikage said stiffly.
Banjo raised an eyebrow. “What was on your list of priorities then?”
“Strengthening One for All and not dying at the hands of All for One?”
“Oh right, I forgot about that.”
Hikage gave him an incredulous look. “How-”“Hey Nana.” Yoichi said conversationally. “Do you happen to know if Eighth has a shellfish allergy?”
(Quirks aren't the only thing One for All is stockpiling and passing down.)
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Itsy Bitsy Spider by gelation
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
20 Apr 2021
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Peter makes himself an army of Spider AIs and forgets to tell anyone.
Or: How Peter convinced the New Avengers that he could talk to Spiders
Double or: How Peter's class found out he was the heir of Stark Industries in the stupidest way possible.
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- Part 9 of Peter Parker & Stark Industries
- Part 10 of Angel's Marvel One-Shots and Fics
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Gaggle of Bastards by Nation_Ustria for NyxAeternus23
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
28 Sep 2025
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Onscreen, the reporter does the typical introduction spiel, then turns to the party crasher. “You and your associates have been remarkably candid about who you are while you’ve crashed galas all over the tri-state area tonight, but would you introduce yourselves one more time, this time for the record?”
The party crasher grins, bright and mischievous, but there’s a glint in his eyes that makes some part of Bruce think predator. “Sure thing! I’m Jason Todd-Wayne, and me and the others are Bruce Wayne’s gaggle of bastard children.”
Bruce chokes.
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Thanks to a magician landing a lucky shot, all memory of the Batkids gets erased from the world.
They decide to make it absolutely everyone’s problem.
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achilles' heel by ashenice
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 Jul 2021
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It became somewhat of a routine, somehow. Everyday at lunch Midoriya would intercept him, say something cheery, and hand him a Kit Kat. A few times they ran into each other outside of lunch period and half the times Midoriya would still have a Kit Kat on hand for him.
It was kind of fucking weird but Hitoshi was getting free Kit Kats out of it so he wasn’t about to complain.(Midoriya "accidentally" classically conditions Shinsou into liking him using Kit Kats)
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the sassy, snappy and sarcastic assholes' guide to saving the universe by graveltotempo
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
12 Apr 2022
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A bitch, a diva and a drama queen are put in charge of saving the Universe.
Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?
Random bookmarks
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(Have you ever read a time travel fix-it where a *bird* is the one to travel to the past? No? Didn't think so, which is why I decided one needed to be written.)
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- Part 11 of Alternate Living Arrangements
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Wanna bet? 50 dollars that kid is Supes’ kid by raretune
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
24 Oct 2025
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Justice League’s newest recruit Nightwing is a mysterious figure. He's competent, but hides all his true identity. And he's so bright and shiny and smiley and full of hope, with a Kryptonian legend on his chest.
Maybe he's Superman's son. Wanna bet?
Or:
The Batfam identity reveal to JL, with a twist that everyone thinks Dick is Superman's son. That's it, that's the fic. -
look at us now by dreamtowns
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Mar 2020
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The next switch happens during English in the following days. One moment, sixteen-year-old Yaoyorozu is dutifully reciting a passage for the class, and then Momo is there, dressed in a stylish pantsuit and holding a stack of papers, reaching for a phone that isn’t there as her eyes scan the meeting discussion points. Her hand smacks against Shinsou’s arm.
“Ow,” says Shinsou, more out of reflex than any actual pain.
Momo drops the papers. “Not now—I have a meeting in five minutes!”
On a mission, ten or so years into the future, a few members of Class A arrest a villain with a time travel quirk. They switch places with their younger selves one at a time.
It is very inconvenient.
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Multi Media Marketing Mistakes by onlydance
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
03 May 2021
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Gotham Gazette @gothamgazette
What did Oliver Queen and Bruce Wayne get up to in boarding school?! gothamgazette.com/baidguh24h
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Oliver Queen @queenofficial
no comment
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Bruce Wayne @brucewayne
@queenofficial you know that commenting ‘no comment’ on a tweet kind of defeats the point|
Oliver Queen @queenofficial
@brucewayne shut up im not talking to you anymore
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Bruce Wayne @brucewayne
@queenofficial then stop texting meSeries
- Part 4 of onlydance's DCU works
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The Bald Hooligan by Anonymous
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
23 Aug 2020
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It begins with a tweet of a half-portrait of Flaming Hero: Endeavor painted onto the wall of an abandoned warehouse. It is incredibly detailed and skilfully done, especially for something that had to have been made overnight. The resemblance to the real deal is uncanny.
Except for one thing:
He’s bald.
Or: An anonymous artist’s street art of Bald Endeavor goes viral. It all goes downhill from there.
Series
- Part 1 of Hooliganisms