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find another weed guy i can’t fuck with you… -B
uhhhmm nothing personal i can’t fall in love right now and youre everything i love so
if i ever see you again i’ll never let go of your hand -B
sooo yeah -B
"What the fuck?" Sam says.
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Based on this.I'm considering this a spiritual prequel to just wanna get you high, cuz why not!
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This Ain't For The Best by vvulcant
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
09 Mar 2025
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He had the distant thought that they shouldn't be doing this, that there was too much between them and this would only make things worse. But God, he needed it, and if the way Sam kissed him was any indication, he needed it too.
Sam breathlessly muttered, "I hate you."
"Shut up," Bucky pulled Sam's lips back to his.
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The One Where Clint Goes To Preschool by Noxnthea, there_must_be_a_lock
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Batman - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics), DCU, Marvel
19 Feb 2025
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"I keep petitioning for hazard pay, but — please don’t grab, Cassie! Let’s use our polite asking words.”
“You don’t get hazard pay?” Clint asks.
She gives him a look that clearly says, Don’t ask stupid questions, but what comes out of her mouth is, “Nobody teaches pre-k to get rich, and nobody lives in Gotham for the peace and quiet. Simon, buddy! Walking inside, not galloping, okay? Anyway, it’s a nationwide problem, really, but full-time daycare options in this city are — no thank you, Quincy! Excuse me for a second.”
She bolts over to the other side of the room, where two kids are locked in a screaming tussle over a toy.
In a shocking twist of events, Simon trips and eats it in spectacular fashion a couple feet away from Clint. He props himself up on chubby arms, looking down at the traitorous ground and then up at Clint like he’s expecting commiseration.
“Let me guess, didn’t see that one coming?” Clint says.
[In which Clint makes some friends, gets involved in a fingerpainting situation, and polishes his resume.]
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- Part 3 of Marshmallow Crime Lords
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There is a new father at soccer practice.
There is a new father at soccer practice, and Clive has never seen so many moms at their games before.
or: Bradley starts playing soccer and Mav is the hot dad, cheering him on in the stands
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- Part 2 of Holy my hand all the way
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Single guardian Pete Mitchell brings Bradley to a local hockey game for his fourth birthday. The team's captain noticed them in the crowd, and he can't resist trying to form a friendship with the cutest fan he's ever seen--and his hot uncle.
Edit: 5/21/2023: Now with a second chapter!