Wtf Crack -- Faylen's fics
Fics which are either on crack or make me feel like I'm on crack. But not in a bad way? Like I don't mind reading them for the laughs
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You Have One (1) New Voicemail by WriterInWhite for I_Would_Prefer_Not_To
Fandoms: Avatar (Cameron Movies)
24 Jun 2024
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Neytiri is alone in her and Jake’s marui – her husband is at Hell’s Gate celebrating the birth of Normspellman. While she loves Jake with her whole heart, she does enjoy occasionally getting a few hours to relax by herself. Not often and not for longer than that, but she sometimes needs some space.
She is sitting in front of the cooking fire – basking in its warmth. Outside the marui, the camp is quiet other than the occasional noise from the forest creatures. Most other Omatikaya have already retired to their homes to rest.
Her eyes glance out the opening toward the direction of the Sky People’s base, wondering when her mate will begin his journey home. Her thoughts are interrupted by a crackling noise and she turns her head to look at the small, portable radio that Jake keeps to communicate directly with Hell’s Gate.
The crackling clears and Neytiri’s ears twitch as someone starts to speak.
“Life…is an egg.”
Or: Jake and Norm get drunk and Jake decides to give his beloved wife a call. Shenanigans unfold.
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- Part 8 of Our Greatest Strength
Bookmarked by FaylenLupus
03 Jan 2026
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/56875198
You Have One (1) New Voicemail by WriterInWhiteOk this one I had to lmao
A lot I would quote but I'll just grab this
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“Since you’ve drunk so much that you have forgotten about your wife and unborn children –” she begins.“I didn’t forget about you,” Jake interjects. “I just forgot that you and I are married!”
Neytiri thinks that is a dramatic understatement considering only minutes ago he was nearly sobbing because he thought she was mated to someone else and convinced their unborn son was going to explode out of her chest.
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Quaritich hopes to manipulate Jake by making him an offer he can't refuse.. But Jake's response is not what he expects.
Bookmarked by FaylenLupus
03 Jan 2026
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/32772196
Jake and the Flying Tree Octopus by Hoplite39 -
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The Na'vi losses in the victory against the Skypeople were terrible. Mo'at is forced to request a great favour of Jake. She has good news and bad news for him.
Bookmarked by FaylenLupus
03 Jan 2026
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Tend to the Flame (aka a Worship the Ashes AU of Jake having a kid) by PhoenixGirl2626 for AKA_Green
Fandoms: Avatar (Cameron Movies)
23 Jan 2025
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Was talking in a Discord about AKA_Green's Worship the Ashes about how the Thanators would react if Jake had a child and things devolved from there and I told people I'd make a fic, so here you go you crazy peeps.
Jake gets kidnapped. Followed by others. The Thanators are the kidnappers. Quaritch panics over ritualistic sacrifices.
I don't own ANYTHING in this fic, Canon characters belong to James Cameron & the Thanator culture, Jellybean & Asha belong to AKA_Green.
Bookmarked by FaylenLupus
27 Dec 2025
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Tend to the Flame (aka a Worship the Ashes AU of Jake having a kid) by PhoenixGirl2626 -
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Dean finds a way to phone out of Hell. Sam is skeptical. The fic is crack. [Dean, No Rest for the Wicked]
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22 Dec 2025
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/1349404
Dial Tone by InsaneTrollLogic