Spoiler: The Best of Stephanie Brown
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“So, why exactly do you want to patrol with me?”, Steph asked. It was obvious the curiosity was eating at her.
Dick grinned: “I thought we could do a bit of training. Escrima stick special, if you will.”
Steph’s eyes glistened with excitement.
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based on this tumblr post
"A Statistics teacher in Gotham makes a graph comparing times when Bruce Wayne goes on long vacations with times Batman gets beaten up really badly by villains to illustrate to his class how correlation does not equal causation."
Series
- Part 1 of Living With Your Secret Identity (one shots)
- Part 1 of College Disaster
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Steph + Peter = Stepheter by WHYISEVERYNAMETAKEN for FromDustReturned
Fandoms: DCU, Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
18 Jun 2025
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Peter Parker has a secret.
And no–it’s not that one. Or that other one. Or the suspiciously spider-shaped one.
No: this secret has no shape at all.
Stop being dramatic.
Ah. There’s the secret.
Dude, seriously?
The really annoying, shapeless secret that haunts Peter's night and day and dreams and—
If you don't stop, I’m going to shave off your eyebrows and wash your stupid suit with May’s whites and then you’ll have to explain why all her sheets are pink again—
—And anyway, point being, there's a teenage girl that lives in Peter's brain, and the whole thing is far less weird than whatever you are picturing.OR:
Peter and Steph share a soul. Across dimensions. It's really not as complicated as it seems.
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Batman's Not-Child by Zoobazoo
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
03 Dec 2022
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" “I’m sorry,” Hal cut in, “but did you say you were his child…?”
“No, no, you weren’t listening. I’m his not-child,” Spoiler chided.
“His…not-child?” "
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aka when steph gets hurt on patrol and decides to crash a jla meeting to show bruce that she was perfectly fine so he stops stressingSeries
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After inhaling her food before Bruce's even halfway through his vanilla milkshake, Stephanie seems to have sobered up a little. She's looking less green, and more like she's trying to develop x-ray vision and look into Bruce's soul.
Or maybe she's still drunk, because she very suddenly and very bluntly tells him, "I used to wish you were my dad," drowning her chips into a little pot of ketchup.
Bruce pauses. He slowly drops the chicken nugget he was about to put in his mouth — since now is probably not the time to complain about how the nuggets are a little dry today.
(Bruce Wayne is not Stephanie Brown's father, not at all.)