Teddy Writes Porn: Kinktober (& beyond) 2022
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A Bit of Tenderness by Last_Rhodeo
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
10 Jan 2023
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Hubert has a crying fetish—but it’s 100% not what you think! If anything, it’s worse because it would be one thing to get off on others' pain, for it to be wholly sadistic, but it’s another for it to be…well…compassionate? When it comes to making Ferdinand cry, Hubert’s feelings are awfully complex.
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It was an excellent gift—the ideal gift Hubert had even amused himself with the thought—and Ferdinand adored them. In fact, the gift was apparently so touching as to move the man to tears.The sight was glorious, of course—honey eyes glistening with tears, the line of his plush mouth shifting into a wobbly smile as Ferdinand processed how much he adored Hubert’s thoughtfulness. And then, impossibly, the slightly more diminutive man pulled Hubert hard into his grasp, enveloping him in a tender embrace with the boots squished between them as Ferdinand cried happily against his neck. It was, frankly, too much to bare.
Hubert could still vividly recall the smell of leather and salty tears mixing with Ferdinand’s oakmoss and amber cologne and the feeling of the other man’s hiccuping breath against his chest as he lost all composure in his expression of joy.
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Ainosuke takes off work early to shower his Puppy with a few well-earned gifts.
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Meetings were dull. False pleasantries, following social scripts—nothing was allowed to be novel or exciting. Ainosuke couldn't have possibly spent any more time that day stuck in one, regardless of the evening he'd planned. Now, Tadashi obediently trailed just behind him as they made their way to Ainosuke's wing of the mansion. Anticipation and excitement bubbled just underneath the surface of his civilized mask.As soon as they were through the doors and Tadashi clicked the lock behind them, Ainosuke dropped all pretense, letting out the foul, greedy thing that lived inside him. He rounded on the other man, advancing on him so that Tadashi backed against the door from the sheer force of his aura. "I have some new toys for you, Puppy."
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A Felicitous Misunderstanding by Last_Rhodeo
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Dec 2022
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Shōto can’t figure out why Hanta’s acting differently—he keeps making ridiculous excuses to be alone together. However, when Shōto asks the other boy to work on some quirk training together, somehow, even more gets lost in translation.
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“I can’t believe this is real life,” Hanta said, interrupting his thoughts, “I was starting to think you just didn’t like me.”“I like you,” Shōto replied automatically, “I just didn’t like your suggestions.”
The dark-haired boy flushed—dark pink spreading across his cheeks—as he turned to Shōto and presented him with a significant length of bright red rope. “Er, I found it, so let’s—let’s get started?”
“I am in your hands,” Shōto found himself saying, although a trickle of doubt had sprung up in his mind upon seeing the rope. What did rope have to do with quirk practice? Anyone could tie someone up with rope, but he’d only ever seen Hanta utilize his tape.
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What’s Mine is Yours by Last_Rhodeo
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
04 Oct 2022
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Sylvain has a serious girlfriend, which would be fine, except that he keeps canceling plans with Felix. What’s so great about her, anyway? Well, as it turns out, Sylvain is very eager to let Felix find out.
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His gaze was locked on the current video of Rebecca pinching one of her light-pink nipples between her thumb and forefinger as she moaned. Simultaneously, he felt surrounded by Sylvain’s heat radiating out through his clothes, where they were pressed together on the sofa.“I love her tits,” his companion sighed, thumbing across the screen when the video ended, “but her little cunt—Goddess, Fe, the first time you get in there, well, put it this way—you won’t last.”
“You’re—you’ll let me shag her?”
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Kaoru has a “business meeting” over dinner at Kojiro’s restaurant. Kojiro convinces him to come upstairs instead of going home with the other man, but apparently, that dude wasn’t the competition he needed to be worried about. A machine couldn’t possibly replace him, right? That’d be humiliating…
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“What do you think you’re doing, stupid gorilla?” He hissed.A slow, lazy smile crossed Kojiro’s lips as he took in Kaoru's flushed, angry expression. “You’re cute when you're mad.”
“Ugh,” the pink-haired man scowled and released him with a firm push, “I don’t know why I thought you could behave yourself. This is a fine dining establishment, and I am a paying customer. You can’t treat me like one of your groupies.”
“Hmm, you’ll have to take it up with management,” he murmured as he rested his hand on Kaoru’s waist.
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**Now with a bonus chapter: Uno card reverse! Kaoru cockblocks Kojiro from having a threesome. He offers one of his own with a special AI lady—CARLA!
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A Lesson in Restraint by Last_Rhodeo
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
06 Oct 2022
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Hitoshi is tired of hearing Denki complain about how dull his sex life has become in the company locker rooms. Fortunately for Denki, Hitoshi has solutions.
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“I’ve never subbed for a guy before, but, well, as you already heard—things have been pretty dull lately. And I’ll try anything once.” The palm moved up Hitoshi’s elbow to caress and squeeze his bicep.
“Did I say you could touch?”
“Oh, my bad,” Denki smirked and leant in closer so he could place his other hand on Hitoshi’s bare chest. He looked up at the purple-haired man and cocked his head, “but you were offering, right? It sounded like a come on to me.”
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Personal Sleeping Beauty by Last_Rhodeo
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
07 Oct 2022
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Sometimes, Linhardt “helps” Caspar study in his room. By “help,” he means “takes a very long uninterrupted nap.” Is it supposed to be Caspar’s fault that Linhardt is so very beautiful while he’s sleeping?
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Linhardt really did make the perfect picture—like a holy saint in some eternal slumber—with his forest green hair artfully tousled and falling out of its confines to rest against his pale face. Or the sweet, sleepy murmurings which would occasionally escape his lips—or the way his cheek was squished and pillowed on the back of his elegant hand. In all his beautiful, irresistible glory, Linhardt was rendered before his eyes. This was the boy’s natural state. He belonged here, in Caspar’s bed.
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After working late in Aiichiro’s office, Tadashi stumbles upon something in the garden.
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As he tread the familiar cobblestone path to his quarters unseeingly in the dark, Tadashi heard something altogether unexpected. The raven-haired man abruptly halted, raw terror shooting through his body. It was a familiar sound—the wet and rhythmic thwacking of skin on skin. If he strained his ears, he could hear faintly muffled moans and ragged breathing. The sound could only be one thing; that much was clear.
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CUL, BB <3 by Last_Rhodeo
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Oct 2022
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While killing time in an airport capsule hotel, Izuku gets an unexpected video call from Katsuki.
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“Deku—” the blond’s voice was slurred, and his face was red with alcohol flush, “you’re—you’re supposed to be here.”
“Ah, yes, I know. Sorry, but the flight was canceled— c-can’t really control the weather, unfortunately. Didn’t you get my text?”
“Of course I did,” he grumbled, head thunking against the white wall behind him. And then, under his breath, “Shitty nerd.”
“Why is, uh, why is Kacchan drunk?” Izuku asked, laying back against the pillowed surface of the capsule wall.
“Why are you in a fucking space-age nightclub?”
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**with bonus reunion chapterSeries
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Entangled by Last_Rhodeo
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
10 Oct 2022
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Dimitri and Claude practice “diplomacy” and “cooperative intelligence gathering.” It just happens to be on a bed… with rope… and a blindfold.
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“Nefesim (my breath),” Claude whispered into his ear, making Dimitri shiver as the other smoothed his hand up the blond’s forearm, “how does that feel?”Dimitri knew beforehand things would end up this way. Had he been picturing this exactly? That he’d be stark naked and bound to the posts of Claude’s bed? Absolutely not. But that was the alluring thing about the other man; it was impossible to deduce his true meaning until you were already ensnared within his well-laid trap.
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- Part 10 of Teddy Writes Porn: Kinktober (& beyond) 2022
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Kaoru has a long-standing agreement with Kojiro and a key to his apartment—when CARLA unexpectedly “runs out of power,” Kojiro stands in as an acceptable substitute. It’s Kojiro’s turn for a “tune-up.”
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“Now, I will begin my inspection.”
Kojiro can’t help the hitch of anticipation in his breath as he watches Kaoru unsheath the metal tape measure. The metal strip is cold and uncomfortable against his warm skin. The lithe man wraps the tape around his bicep, across his chest, down the length of his spine, all the while calling out numbers for the voice memo and making small comments about his observations.
Every time Kojiro breathes too deeply, makes an expression or sound, Kaoru calls out a note about it. It shouldn’t be hot, but it is. He feels so seen—observed—the searing, calculating gaze of the other is sweet torture.
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- Part 11 of Teddy Writes Porn: Kinktober (& beyond) 2022
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It’s a slow evening at Dope Sketch. But, uh, not for Langa and Reki.
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“It’s just not super creative.”
“Some things are just meant to be fun and lighthearted. A song doesn’t have to be serious to be good.”
“Oh, no—I don’t want you to think I don’t like it. It’s good; I’ll probably have it stuck in my head all night.”
“Good.”
“Good? You wanted to give me an earworm?” Langa squinted at the other, who shrugged, “Anyway, all I was trying to say is, lyrically speaking, it’s not on the same level as ‘Robot Writes a Love Song.’”
“Fucking—” the redhead lurched forwards at the other, unthinkingly taking his phone with him, and as a result, he yanked the AUX cord free, creating a deafening electronic crackle.
Reki stumbled into the taller teen, knocking him back into the open space beside the desk. Instinctively, Langa grabbed for the other, pulling the redhead down with him as he fell backwards onto the concrete floor.
“Shit, man,” the redhead mumbled, face half-wedged into Langa’s armpit.
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- Part 12 of Teddy Writes Porn: Kinktober (& beyond) 2022
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Mirror Image by Last_Rhodeo
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
16 Oct 2022
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All Hubert set out to do was to teach Ferdinand a lesson in humility. However, he doesn’t manage to do anything of the sort.
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“Patience. First, all you need do is look at yourself.” Hubert said as he positioned himself behind the other, grasping his shoulders with both hands. The raven-haired man pulled Ferdinand’s back flush against his chest and looked at them together in the mirror.
He had to admit they made a striking pair. Ferdinand was swiftly becoming well-muscled, filling out his academy uniform the longer and harder he trained; his glorious red-blond hair was like glittering spun golden even in the low light of Hubert’s dormitory room. He was so easy to look at—and Hubert allowed himself to look his fill.
In the mirror, Ferdinand flicked his eyes up to meet Hubert’s. “Nein,” The dark-haired man commanded, lightly grasping the shorter teen’s jaw and neck with his gloved hand, “I told you—look at yourself.”
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- Part 13 of Teddy Writes Porn: Kinktober (& beyond) 2022
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Sylvain suffers a concussion during a training mishap. After receiving proper medical attention, Felix facilitates some alternative forms of medicine.
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"Okay,” Felix says in a low voice, his breath suddenly very near the shell of Sylvain’s ear, “can you take it yourself or do you need me to feed it to you?”
It’s clearly meant to be teasing, but the redhead wants to be treated gently, so he pushes his luck. “It’s so bright, Felix, don’t make me uncover my eyes.”
The other huffs, but Sylvain feels one of Felix’s cool hands brush against his chin and tilt his head back slightly, “Open your mouth then.”
Felix’s hands feel so good. If circumstances were different, Sylvain would do something about it—something to keep those strong, lean fingers against his skin. Felix shifts, and Sylvain can feel one of his boots against his thigh as the dark-haired boy undoubtedly leans over. The redhead opens his mouth and feels the rim of the open container against his bottom lip. Carefully, the other directs the contents of the vulnerary into his mouth.
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- Part 14 of Teddy Writes Porn: Kinktober (& beyond) 2022
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Ainosuke can have Tadashi whenever and however he wants. This includes unannounced, in the middle of the night with brand new sex toys.
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Ainosuke gripped the base of the other man’s cock and lapped at the head before sucking it between his lips. The dark-haired man cried out, startling awake at the sudden and intense pressure of his master’s mouth. “Ai—!”
The bright-haired man hummed around the member, looking up at the other through his eyelashes.
“What—what’s?”
Ainosuke pulled off, holding Tadashi’s gaze, “It’s playtime, Puppy.”
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- Part 15 of Teddy Writes Porn: Kinktober (& beyond) 2022
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I Didn’t Wanna Hear by Last_Rhodeo
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
02 Jan 2023
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Dimitri has had too many sleepless nights, but it’s not the ghosts fault. Dimitri’s insomnia is all thanks to Sylvain’s playboy antics. When the prince decides to give the redhead a piece of his mind, he finds something unexpected.
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The blond’s blood hums in his ears, and he feels a flash of anger and loss of control as his blood pressure rises. “I mean it! Sylvain!” For a moment, in his sleep-deprived state, Dimitri lets the creature inside him take over. But a moment is all it takes. Before fully processing what’s going on, the prince storms out of his room and into the hall. He feels a bit like a divine beast as he rushes at Sylvain’s door, which is locked. However, nothing could have stopped him from achieving his aim at that moment.When Dimitri strongarms the door open, breaking the latch in the process, he’s nonplussed by the sight before him. Never, if he had all the time in Goddess’s great creation, could he have prepared himself for this. “Cichol and Cethleann,” the prince whispers as he remains frozen in the doorway. He feels his face heat with blood, and he knows his eyes must be comically wide as he’s unable to tear them away from the figures on the bed.
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- Part 16 of Teddy Writes Porn: Kinktober (& beyond) 2022