Basically, I Select "Shuffle" on the LU Boy's Canon-ish Ages
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The 'Wise Old Man' is not actually old (or wise) by mmelete
Fandoms: Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
15 Jul 2024
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Time could keep this act up. It was pretty easy to when you’re missing an eye, have chronic RBF, and started graying by 19.
The other Links thought Time was some wise old man. Emphasis on old. It was strange, finally being mistaken for someone older, but Time wasn’t complaining. He was only 21, but he was still technically an adult. He could do this!
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In which Time is actually just recently turned 21, is newly-weds with Malon, never drank before and very, very awkward about the idea of having kids (aka Twilight.) Shenanigans + brotherly bonding.
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How many years has it been since Sky’s one and only quest? He didn’t give many details about it. Warriors didn’t know when he started, when he finished…
How old was Sky, really?
“Oh, it’s been decades, at least.” Sky murmured, sleep overtaking his tongue as he latched onto Warrior’s arm like a pillow. “I’m practically ancient myself…”
Warriors sputtered, his thoughts fighting to keep up. “Decades? Plural?”
“Oh, definitely.” Sky nestled his face into Warrior’s scarf. “It’s been a long…long time…”
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Some secrets are better kept hidden. Secrets are also a perfect way to cause more drama.
Four (or at least, the violet part of him) really enjoyed the latter.
Four truly didn’t know how everyone else would react. He played off the short-jokes and jabs and did his best to avoid any confrontation at all costs. Besides, who would ever trust an 11-year-old hero?
The second they find out…it'd be over. Trust and bonds thrown out the window, babysitting and coddling here we go. Four needed to keep his age a secret. It was necessary. Vital.
He should’ve known that all secrets come to light eventually...
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“It’s a shame, really,” Wild huffed, crossing his arms and propping his leg on the coffee table in Malon’s living room. “I’ve slept longer than half the people in my era have been alive! Nobody cared at the Noble Canteen...I just wanted to try a Noble Pursuit!”
Warriors had never once, in his entire, crazy life, expected to be talking with his incarnated self who apparently had been asleep for 100 years, woke up with no memories, saved all of Hyrule anyways and found the most inconvenient part of it all was not being able to drink at a Gerudo bar.
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Wild is 117 and doesn't understand that this is Not Normal. Warriors gets more headaches (and gray hairs), and the chain ends up in Gerudo Town. This does not de-escalate the situation at all.
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What is a Pumpkin? Is It a Kind of Shoe? by mmelete
Fandoms: Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
30 May 2025
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"What's a pumpkin?"
Hyrule thought he'd been asking an innocent question. But based on Sky and Twilight's offended looks of horror, Hyrule had been brutually mistaken. A bowl of pumpkin soup later, and Hyrule realizes he also doesn't know his birthday. The chain is determined to fix this. Immediately.
But then Hyrule realizes that he potentially could use this to his advantage...
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Hyrule decides to take a lie way, way too far. Cows are involved.Series