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    After his parents' divorce, Frank, his mom, and his siblings move into Belleville. Because obviously, they're broke. When Frank starts at school already halfway through the year at St. Matthews Academy, all he wants is to get through it, maybe cause a little trouble on the way. But that isn't so easy when the popular jerks are on your case for being gay in a Catholic school. Which is pretty stupid, seeing as one of them literally has a boyfriend. Speaking of said boyfriend, is he really as bad as the people he hangs around? Frank seems to think not.

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    My fingers are calloused and worn out, so am I. it's because of her because everything I do now has always been for her. She deserves the world and I'll kill god for it to happen.

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    15/?
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    The boys go out to the bar for the night to let loose after working all day in the studio. Gerard has had a few too many drinks and Frank notices another man flirting with Gerard.
    Gerard doesn't seem to pick up on the flirting and continues talking to the other man, Frank getting angrier by the second.

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    Gerard is found on the street by infamous mobster and Italian Mafia leader Frank. Life ensues.

    (maybe eventual smut, but we focus on the cute stuff here. plus hurt/comfort [you know i gotta do it to em])

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    Pete had found himself looking right at Mikey in the eyes. “Have you ever had a like debilitating crush on someone?” Pete never thought he would have the courage to say that to Mikey out loud.

    The brunette man blinked a little, “No. No I haven't.” His eyebrows furrowed, “What's going on?”

    “Seeing you kissing Gabe reminded me of this person I like. I mean like, like like. All I do is think about them, fuck it’s crazy. Right?” Pete thought he sounded like a teenage girl but he didn’t care. He sounded like he was writing PW+MW in a scrambled heart in a glittery journal. Pete began to rub the back of his neck.

    Mikey gave him a warm smile, “Is she pretty?” His head tilted and his hair fell into his face. He was still so sweaty that his hair actually barely moved.

    “He’s the most beautiful man I have ever met,” Pete chuckled until he realized his mistake. Fuck.

    OR- Pete and Mikey are a little obsessed with each other, chaos ensures...

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    5/?
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    15
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    A small, modern-ish AU based on the hit Twilight (2009) franchise (more movie-oriented vs books because I think the books are too messy) featuring AU!Frank Iero as Bella Swan and AU, vampire!Gerard Way as Edward Cullen.

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    3/?
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    Frank has been working as a mortuary assistant at a family-owned morgue for two months. His boss, Gerard, is a man consumed by alcoholism and his work, who has been living for years with his best friend and assistant, Ray. When Frank discovers that the house holds memories that should never be spoken of, things spiral out of control.

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    3/?
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    Gerard is stuck in an abusive relationship. He has such low self esteem he doesnt know any better, and thinks he deserves it. Stressed out and now the legal guardian of Mikey, he has little time to worry about himself. Will Frank be able to help him escape? Or will his relationship destroy him?

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    2/?
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    Aos dezessete anos, Frank Iero vê sua vida virar de cabeça para baixo, quando seus pais se divorciam e seu pai decide morar na praia de Wrightsville, na Carolina do Norte. Três anos depois, ele continua magoado e distante do pai. Entretanto, sua mãe decide que seria perfeito ele passar as férias de verão com o pai, um ex-pianista frustrado, que vive tranquilamente e absorto na criação de uma obra de arte. Ressentido e revoltado, Frank rejeita toda e qualquer tentativa de aproximação do pai e ameaça voltar para Nova York antes do verão acabar.

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    Português brasileiro
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    12/?
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    i hope u love it i worked rlly hard on this

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    2/?
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    The Used on tour with MCR in 2023

    A collection of loosely connected scenes of a Used/MCR tour, inspired by: my dreams of The Used and MCR touring together in the present, seeing The Used live 3 times in the past 12 months, numerous unhinged conversations with princess_casserole, and various random things that made me think of Bert and Gerard and Frank

    Set in the last year, before MEDZ came out (except for the epilogue)

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    2nd part of "There Will be a Savior"

    Gee goes into puppyspace. Frank has a meeting. Bert makes an appearance.

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    Gerard is thrown out by his master. Frank finds him in an alley.

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    1/1
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    Gerard is a successful camboy, like every night he gave a great show in his room, not knowing that two big fans would visit him that night...

    So, to the public what they ask for

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    Summer's started and Mikey has the perfect mansion with a pool for parties. They're gonna need a pool boy tho. Frank's up for the job. No one in town knows the two sibling's secret. Well, almost no one. Frank starts noticing weird things at the Way's mansion as the summer goes by.
    Kind of a crackfic with a lot of emo and scene bands in highschool.

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    This is a sequel to Brushstrokes and Bullet Holes!! So go read that one first ^.^
    ~~~~~~~
    2005. Emo music is at its peak, and Gerard Way has found himself the unwilling face of it. Lia Lance wants to stay as far away from him and the music as possible. She's moved on, because he's moved on. She doesn't need him, and he doesn't need her.
    They've both got a bad case of denial.

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    English
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    He grins and I suddenly notice the wolf child in him; canines shiny, lips ruby and reflective like he's put on chapstick. My thoughts - sludge or slime - slosh about with nothing concrete to grab onto, just the steady buzz of panic.

    The Polaroid is tiny, but it's clear who are the two men in it; tattoos betray him and my frame stands out even in dim light. He wouldn't fuckin' dare, he wouldn't-- but he did.

    *

    • Gerbert fic at it's core (I promise).

    • Individual trigger warning always at the top of a chapter. However, some things always apply (ex. Fantastical racism).

    • Some triggers (ex. Explicit suicide/death) are heavy. Chapters that are considered heavy will be marked "⚠️" and there's gonna be a short Recap the next update; so the chapter could be skipped in case you wanna keep reading.

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    "Yea, sprinkle some glitter on that vomit, it'll make it all better."
    "Shut up."
    "What? I'm making artistic suggestions here."
    "You're glitter vomit."
    "//Oh my gosh, you're soooo funny...//"
    *laughing* "Shut up"

    OR: It's painfully ironic how Gerard can only find happiness while rotting in The Most Miserable Place on Earth™️. Oh, well, he has his brother and his boyfriend, makes an effort not to shed tears when thinking of his kid. They make the best of it; try to. But then Frank Iero, a 19 year old punk, crashes through the cellblock like the Kool-Aid Man.

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    May 2006: My Chemical Romance is working on their 3rd album while just getting out their video diary, Life On The Murder Scene. Taking Back Sunday just released an album. TBS on a break as Gerard Way and Frank Iero of MCR are newly in a secret relationship and all is calm and carefree.
    Until one bright morning of which Gerard stops for morning coffee. Only to be met with a friend whose last words and terms with Gerard didn't end well.

    "Gerard Way"
    "...Bert?!"

    Mikey Way hasn't been seeing anyone recently, He had been trying to convince himself for almost a year that he was over Pete Wentz, and by the time he had a clear mind from it all, that very someone comes back into his life.
    FOB is almost done with their tour and Pete Wentz can't help but want to write every song for their next album, based on his feelings for Mikey Way. Lots of Joetrick.

    AKA

    Bert, Adam, and Pete assemble an "I'm in love with a Way Brother" club, while Mikey and Patrick assemble an "I'm in love with the curly-haired guitarist in my band" club /j

    Includes:
    Frerard
    Rikey
    Joetrick
    Bertadam
    Slight Wentzporta

    Past:
    Gerbert
    Geradam
    Petekey
    Gabekey

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,851
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
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    8
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    13
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    1
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    If it weren’t for Mikey’s miniscule glares towards Gerard every time it happens, Frank would think he is imagining it.

    Gerard Way. Making him the bad guy, saying his name, eating dinner at his house. Sneaking glances at him.

    It all spells trouble.

    a.k.a. the not-really-a-spin-off of 10 Things I Hate About You, featuring misguided anger, pining, borderline alcoholism, high school drama and way too many Steve Urkel references

    (Disclaimer: In the words of Shakespeare, “It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”)

    Language:
    English
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    91,840
    Chapters:
    25/26
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    4,985

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