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Growing pains by Mo0nyscomplicatedtoast
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Umbrella Academy (Comics)
16 Aug 2025
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-High School AU-
Every since they were adopted by their father, they had all been training for one thing: to receive their gifts. On their 17th birthday, the inaugural class of the umbrella academy would finally find out what gifts they had been training for. And the strain it put upon them.(Basically...the academy in modern day trying to survive high school and have powers/ go on missions- I will be taking requests for any villains you'd like to see them face or head cannons you'd like me to add etc, I'm just having fun and I hope you enjoy!! <3)
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“Asshole” Diego says under his breath, feeling the well-worn fury appear with renewed force, like lightning. “Don't tease me, I swear I won't hold back”
“Good” Five says, terrifyingly calm. “Because I really expected more from you. We are not the type to settle for half-measures. ”
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The Personal Notes Of Reginald Hargreeves by cadence_stan
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
27 Apr 2025
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This journal is the property of Sir Reginald Hargreeves.
The contained information is strictly confidential.
If you obtain it, refrain from reading it and return it as soon as possible.
If you happen to “accidentally” glance at a few of these pages, I will ensure that my lawyers will take you away faster than you can say “invasion of privacy”. -
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(writing in progress, wanted to post before draft got deleted)
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- Part 5 of The Umbrella Academy - Destinyyyzz
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- 597
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“Thanks, Dad.”
Diego didn’t react, automatically pushing the back of Five’s head in an indication to run along. But when he looked back towards Lila, she was giggling to herself.
“What?”
“Did … Five just call you Dad?”
or; five times five calls/refers to diego as dad, and the one time diego finally acknowledges it.
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- Part 2 of after alterna
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A bunch of one shots about the father/son relationship between five and Diego. The chapters may not be connected, and may be OOC. Feel free to give feed back. I will do requests, and updates will be irregular.
There will be a lot of chapters, but I will mark the work as finished after each one. This is so it pops up even if people have the “complete works only” filter on.
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Umbrella Academy Headcanons & One-Shots by w1ll14mthebl00dy
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Umbrella Academy (Comics)
11 Oct 2024
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Vik's Bar by noodlerdoodler
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Umbrella Academy (Comics)
01 Oct 2024
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Six times Viktor's siblings came to visit him.
And one time he went to visit them.
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"Yeah? Like you're doing right now?" Two's voice increases in volume. It makes Five's ears ring. "I bet you've done more damage to your pen than any actual problem solving, idiot."
He might be right. Five hates it.
"Piss off."
Two doesn't piss off. Obviously.
"How can you even try to think about math when - when F-four -?"
He doesn't need to finish the question, Five can infer what he wants to ask. From past experience he knows that Two won't understand. This is how he functions. Equations are calming. Equations make sense and they are solvable, something he can figure out, he can focus on. Could focus on if Two wasn't distracting him. (Also, if he figures this out, maybe he can finally jump in time. Prevent this from happening. Make sure that Four is safe, because Four needs someone to keep him that way. Four's too soft. Five doesn't want that softness to ever go away, and he may not be great at this family stuff and all, but he's not stupid enough to not notice that it's fading away.)
or the first time klaus overdoses he wakes up to five and diego arguing
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let’s just pretend s4 doesn’t exist , okay ?
- basically an entirely different perspective on what actually happened on that subway.
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- Part 1 of after alterna
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* cross posted to my tumblr @jjtheresidentbaby
They blink into the academy’s kitchen and Lila can already see the sheen layer of tears built in Five’s eyes waiting to fall. Her heart cracks, she knew it was too soon to take him on a mission, they’ve only been back in 2019 for a few months and Lila’s taken over The Commission’s missions on her own to let Five adjust to being where he’s been fighting to get it.
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Ben, Klaus, Aidan and Vanya, were adopted by a billionaire philosopher named Reginald when they were three years old from a laboratory that experimented on them, to train them cruelly, with abuse and without rest, when they moved to Hawkins, Jane (Eleven), Max , Mike, Lucas and Will meet the Hargreeves brothers who are in the same class as the group of friends, but Jane senses something strange.
what will it be?
they will be able to save them- Language:
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the rest of our lives wouldn't sound so scary by stillateenageabomination
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
28 Dec 2023
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The kid stuck out a tongue, swiping the impressive fringe on his face away. Diego’s heart stopped. “Well, this loser just got a 91 on his Pre-Calc final, so eat it.” He threw his head back and shout-sang, “We-e-e-e are the champions, my friends!”
Holy shit, that was Five, and he looked like a fucking weeb.
Diego was vividly reminded of scene culture as he stared at the slightly-off version of his youngest older brother. Admittedly, it could’ve been a lot worse. The kid’s hair was dyed the same shade as the Five Diego knew and tolerated now, and some of his jewelry actually could’ve been regarded as cool, if it wasn’t clearly cheap plastic. He looked like the same not-age Five was now, just way more cringe.
“At times like this,” said the other, slightly older kid, dryly, “I hate that I even have to call you my brother.”
Diego’s chuckle died in his throat.
or, the Infinite Switchboard shows the Hargreeves a timeline where Five Hargreeves grew up not a Hargreeves, not Five, and not anything like the old man they know. The comparison is funny, until it isn't, because being reminded of what could have been is its own kind of torture.
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- Part 5 of Abomination Does Whumptober 2023
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my little siblings and my horrible and scary childhood by LannyCBeng
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV), The Umbrella Academy (TV)
17 Dec 2023
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Diego Pitts, formerly Hargreeves, has been part of the BAU's elite team for five years but what will happen when his next case is in New York after a series of murders in the very neighborhood he grow up in, at the same time his father just die of a heart atack but his older brother Luther is convince he is another victim of this serial killer, and he has to face his little Siblings which he abandoned and his older siblings which have not been spoken in years.
What will happen when his team finds out that he hasn't really been honest about his childhood?
Will his siblings forgive him?
How was his childhood that he decided to run and never return?
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Why Didn't You Say Anything Before? by newwwwusername
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
01 Oct 2023
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Five has chronic pain
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- Part 79 of Focus on Chronic Pain/Chronic Illness
- Part 15 of [COMPLETE] Chronic Pain Awareness Month 2023
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they will never make me cry, no (they will never make me die) by pipe_cleaner
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
14 Sep 2023
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(Title is from Animal Instinct by The Cranberries)
Five accompanies Klaus to a club. He has regrets.
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where did the wolves come from and why are they so great by stampyferns3
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
12 May 2023
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The entire Umbrella Academy plus Lila and Claire take a trip to Great Wolf Lodge, the waterpark family entertainment paradise of their childhood dreams. It goes pretty well, considering everything they've been through. It isn't without it's fair share of chaos, though.
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- Part 10 of tua season 2 au writings
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A Very Specific Look in His Eye (One I Recognize from When You Were Still Alive) by newwwwusername
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
28 Apr 2023
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Five has a meltdown. Viktor is there for him
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- Part 5 of [COMPLETE] Autism Acceptance Month 2023
- Part 76 of Focus on Neurodivergence
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Switched by namupokemanchan
Fandoms: My Sister the Vampire Series - Sienna Mercer, The Umbrella Academy (Comics), The Umbrella Academy (TV)
15 Mar 2023
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When Fivany Abbott moves to town, he's expecting to do something athletic at his school and make new friends. Then he meets Luna Hargreeves. At first, Luna, pale, dressed in all black, looks like Five's opposite. Then they look beyond the blazers and sweater dresses to discover they're identical- identical twins!
Five and Luna are brimming with plans to switch places and pull every twin trick in the book, but Five soon discovers that he and Luna aren't exactly the same.
Luna's a vampire. And she's not the only one in town.
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