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The apocalypse is over, and with one earth-sized crisis averted, Klaus finds himself grappling with his own. Between a tall jump, a swift injection, a neglected infection, and a cold hard bullet to the back of the skull? The only meaningful difference lay in the effort it takes for the procedure to happen. And, conversely, he just so happens to have a loaded gun in his closet.
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La-la-la-la Ulysses: A Post-Apocalyptic Odyssey by RightSaidFredAstaire
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
08 Aug 2025
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“Nietzsche once said, 'Man is as a rope stretched between the animal and the superhuman. A rope over an abyss. It is a dangerous crossing. A dangerous looking-back, a dangerous trembling and halting.'
As much as you must strive for individual greatness — and strive you must, for it won't come to you of its own accord — you must also remember that there is no individual stronger than the collective. The ties that bind you together make you stronger than you are alone. They will make you impervious to the pain and hardship the world will thrust upon you. And believe me when I tell you life will be hard. It will be painful."
- Sir Reginald Hargreeves, S1.E1 We Only See Each Other at Weddings and Funerals
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What if Klaus woke up fashionably late for the post-Apocalypse? A tale of romance, survival, and saving the universe.
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It'll take about five years for the team to regroup, during which I explore what's happening on Earth as well as the afterlife, plus five more years to escape their collective fate.
Chapters 9-11 added July 28, August 1 & August 8
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Loki's Institute for Snarky Delinquents by RightSaidFredAstaire
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), Loki (TV 2021), Marvel, Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
26 Mar 2025
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"The physics of numerous quanta tells us we cannot be certain about anything, especially if time is concerned. Even if you knew everything there is to know about right now, you could never predict what will happen next. We don't live in a universe of rules, we live in a universe of chances. Some events, however, are more likely than others."
- Sir Reginald Hargreeves, 1962
Not accounting for a dashing prince of chaos, Five returns the day of Dad's funeral with a saga to share and a few new family members. Klaus might drop dead with happiness. Meanwhile, the Norns show Variant L.1130 he isn't meant to cause pain and suffering or death — he's there to help a gaggle of delinquent orphans achieve their best selves all while unravelling Project Oblivion.
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Loki, Prince of Asgard, Friggason, rightful heir of Jotunheim, and God of Mischief. Soon to be known in this not-so-cinematic universe as Loki, House of Loki, Faerie Godmother.
References to mistreatment aren't graphic and chapters 4, 8, & 16 are explicitly sexual yet consensual.
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Five appeared in Klaus's room in a flash of blue, looking around before teleporting away.
No one, no note
Luther's room?
No one, no note
Okay, Allison's room?
emptyViktor and Diego's rooms?
both empty, no note, no one inside
Ben's room?
No...that had become empty long before he came back
(He should have been there, he should have kept Ben safe).
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The Chaotic Revengers by RightSaidFredAstaire
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), Loki (TV 2021), Marvel, Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
30 Oct 2024
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Rather than returning to his family and figuring out how to avert the Apocalypse, Five stumbles onto the eastern shores of a people lost to the ages. More precisely, four harvests have passed since he fell through the headman’s roof. It happens on Samhain Eve and, when the heavens tear, he appears to the tribe as a strangely dressed elderman — youth restored — struggling to get free of a desolate land. The thinning of the veil is brief but deafening. Welcomed among the Picts as Flett, by the time Five is honoured as a Wolfwalker, he’s instrumental to the community’s survival.
A prickling chill overtakes Five as salty air floods his senses. I hear seabirds. His pulse quickens, intensifying the bulging beat in his addled grey matter. He opens his eyes and jolts upright, only to be blinded by the light.
Fuck.
He’s on a ship. A Viking ship.
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Also known as Five flees his post-apocalyptic hellscape before the Commission finds him but he still can't acorn. Angst ensues. Deus ex machina saves the day. Vengeance is had. A family remains.
References to mistreatment aren't explicit but chapters 9 and 11 are written from a couple of assholes' perspectives.
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Umbrella Academy Headcanons & One-Shots by w1ll14mthebl00dy
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Umbrella Academy (Comics)
11 Oct 2024
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Claire is horrified with the fact that the Umbrellas don't have a groupchat, so she convinces Uncle Klaus to make one at Grace's birthday party. Chaos ensues.
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Too Late To Listen by L_Harding
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Umbrella Academy (Comics)
11 Sep 2024
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When Ben died, Klaus stopped talking.
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"Survivor’s guilt: a mental condition that occurs when a person believes they have done something wrong by surviving a traumatic event when others did not, often feeling self-guilt."
[Diego is an age regressor, Klaus is an ageplayer. They find that the one thing they have in common might be enough to save them.] -
my brain hurt like a warehouse (it had no room to spare) by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
22 Aug 2024
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In a stroke of luck, Five managed to travel him and his siblings back to March 24, 2019 - exactly a week before the apocalypse. Allison decided that the best way for everyone to keep in contact was through a group chat that was well organized and used for emergencies only.
Nobody else seemed to share her opinion on that.frankstein (9:29am): Klaus, did you give me this name because Dad dehumanized me after resurrecting me?
v (9:29am): holy shit luther what
d (9:30am): i second that statement
klaus (9:30am): um NO
klaus (9:31am): i named u that after viktor frankenstein
klaus (9:31am): u know
klaus (9:31am): the main character
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never was the one for loving kids by RamblingsofATeenageFangirl
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
09 Aug 2024
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Klaus tried to keep his voice light hearted, but the joke didn’t land so well when he sounded so, so tired and so, so scared for what would happen if he was left with no one to keep him accountable again.
Allison just stared at him for a moment, and he shifted his weight from one foot to the other before admitting in a quiet voice that was so out of character for him, “I don’t have anywhere to go, Alli.”
Allison looked behind her for a moment, as if checking if anyone else in the house had woken up. She sighed, looking back to him, “You’re sober?”
Klaus nodded quickly and immediately, “I’m here because I want to keep it that way. Stay off the streets, you know?”
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Klaus Hargreeves finds purpose in being Claire Hargreeve's uncle and helping take care of his sister. That purpose keeps them sober and content and he doesn't want anything to change because why would it have to?
But then everything changes because things always do, and six years of sobriety come into question.
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Diego x JFK by cool_i_m_dead_inside
Fandoms: Diego Hargreeves - Fandom, The Umbrella Academy (TV), JFK - Fandom
20 Nov 2023
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DISCLAIMER: This is satire. I started writing it when I got extremely caffeine high as a joke and I only update it when I've had a tone of caffeine trying to survive school please please don't take this seriously.
Deigo Hargreeves meets the love of his life John F Kennedy in the 60s after Kennedy hears about Diego's attempt to save his life. They fall in love and have to overcome great obstacles in order to have a life together. I'm very sorry for what you're about to read. It is a crack fic (AKA a joke)
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they will never make me cry, no (they will never make me die) by pipe_cleaner
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
14 Sep 2023
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(Title is from Animal Instinct by The Cranberries)
Five accompanies Klaus to a club. He has regrets.
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You'll Never Satisfy the Hungry Ghost by Lethotep
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), Ajin: Demi-Human
26 Jul 2023
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The world is filled with demi-humans who, once they die, find out they’re immortal. Klaus is immortal. He has died many times but suppressed the memories. He may or may not be a demi-human. There have always been ghosts that haunt him, hungry for his attention. Both real and figurative. And he much prefers to hide those ghosts behind the hungry ghost of addiction instead.
(You don't really need to know anything about Ajin to read this, it's largely just exploring the Umbrella siblings)
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some days are hard and some days are harder by iwouldmovethestarsforyou
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
17 Apr 2023
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Klaus Hargreeves had been sober for almost a year. It was a difficult year for him, filled with temptations and cravings, but he managed to stay strong. He had to, Dave needed him and he couldnt conjure him if he was hooked on drugs again, luckily this time around he had the support of his siblings, who had been there for him every step of the way.
But one day, things went downhill.
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klaus relapses but his siblings love him so its all okay in the end
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7 years after leaving his bad memories behind and slowly creating a better life with his daughter Klaus is confronted with something he would gladly forget again. To make matters worse his favourite famous sister is in town.
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Buried Under the Waves, Why am I Still Breathing? by wilt3d_r0zes
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
09 Feb 2023
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Klaus Hargreeves has always been particularly good at simply checking out of situations, unfortunately that might just be a symptom of having upwards of 30 other people in his head.
Or, I got really bored one day and wrote an 11chpt, 32k complete Umbrella Academy s1 rewrite- except Klaus Hargreeves is a system.
(and also autistic)
ALSO Viktor is like amazing and I love writing him he will be very prominent in the second bookDisclaimer: I do not have DID! Nor can I dissociate particularly well, I know some people who can do/are both but tbh most of my research comes from other fics and a handful of tiktoks and articles. If I messed something up, you're welcome to tell me in the comments!
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- Part 1 of Umbrella Academy Fics (W_R)
- Part 1 of DID Klaus au
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everyone’s trying to dig our grave (we carry on) by Eternal_Peace_is_Overrated
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
18 Jan 2023
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“The world ends in eight days,” Five says finally. “And I have no idea how to stop it.”
Their siblings erupt, and Klaus shares a look with Ben before their eyes seek out Viktor.
Viktor is already staring at them, brows raised.
Are you going to tell them, or am I?“About that,” Klaus says, and four pairs of eyes snap towards them. “I think we already have.”
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Or, Klaus and Viktor against the world.
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- Part 4 of tua drabbles
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Hand in Unlovable Hand by Gay_Goddess
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Umbrella Academy (Comics)
27 Dec 2022
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"I can't keep watching you do this to yourself Klaus!"
Klaus just giggles, lighting up another joint of… actually they can't remember. Something good, he hopes, rubbing at the fresh bruise on their cheek. "Do what, Ben? Have a little fun? I told you to leave before the naughty bits."
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Or: I've been a fool, and just realized that No Children is the perfect song for Klaus