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    Fizzarolli wants to surprise Blitzø for his birthday, and things sure do happen!

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    Mammon warned Asmodeus he'd regret revealing his love for Fizzarolli on stage. Asmodeus still doesn't regret that. He just wishes he'd tried to change the rules before he felt this heartache.

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    after the full moon that ruined everything, Blitz can't take it anymore. he knows he's fucked up but he can't let this go on without at least trying to fix what happened between them. so of course, he downs a truth potion and becomes Stolas' problem until it wears off. nothing can go wrong!

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    Blitzø finally drags his ass back to therapy, even though he's definitely probably fine.

    This is a sequel to my work "Patient Name: Blitzø". It takes place after that work and about a month after Sinsmas.

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    3/5
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    Blitz gets roped into being the parent chaperon on a school trip.

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    Blitz accidentally witnessed Stolas and a random incubus kissing, who had earlier taken the owl away for a dance.

    ...

    Oh, no.

    He's not going to let it happen that easily.

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    "Ever has it grown on the tombs of my forebears. Now it shall cover the grave of my son. Alas, that these evil days should be mine. The young perish and the old linger…"

    – Theoden King of Rohan, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (J.R.R. Tolkien)


    No parent should have to bury their child. But Millie & Moxxie are forced to.

    This is what happens after.

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    “I’m pregnant.”

    Millie whispers the words so quietly he has to strain to make them out, his brain struggling to comprehend what she is talking about. He tenses but doesn’t let go of her hand.

    “Pregnant? Like…like with a baby?”

    Despite it all, she laughs, tears prickling in her eyes. Her smile dims after a few moments, and she looks up at him, lower lip trembling. He wipes away a few tears, his hands are gentle. He hugs her tight, hooking his chin over her head.

    Or, some burdens become a bit less heavy when they aren't carried alone.

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    It had been a year since the battle of Hazbin Hotel and the day Sir Pentious gave his life to protect his found family. The thing was though, Blitz had no idea who he was at all. Much to Moxxie's and the hotel family's irrtation.

    It was clear they missed the well dressed snake and they just hope that he was in a better place.

    Blitz of course, is a big enough idiot to try and see for himself...and then do some kidnap-a coffee run just before IMP could clock in as hotel security staff.

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    Stolas gives Blitzø a bouquet and then gets sad about it. Blitzø has no idea why, so he seeks some outside help and learns about flower language. Wait... what the fuck is flower language???

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    Another cute date night under the stars.

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    “O-oh! Well…I…” Stolas stutters, voice small, seemingly finding it impossible to find the right words. Blitz doesn’t rush him, figuring the owl’s drunk state was playing a part in his loss for words.  “Well, to put it simply…no one had ever…held me before Sinsmas.”

    Blitz raises his head from where it was slumped ungracefully on the back of the couch, his brain hardly registering the words as Stolas whispers them into existence. His attention snapped from the television to the bird beside him.

    “What?” He manages, squinting.

    Or, after a few drinks and vulnerability being a bit more present than usual, Stolas confesses something he wouldn't normally. Blitz makes it his mission to give his birdie the affection he's been deprived of.

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    Blitzø takes part in a vBay auction in a desperate attempt to get the Limited Time Glitter Edition Mister Sparklemeat.

    Yes this take place after ghost fuckers.

    Yes I have never used eBay.

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    There were nights when Stolas would wake up from a nightmare and reach his arms out to Blitz with teary eyes, and the imp knew what he had been dreaming, for he had similar nightmares.
    Without a word, he would curl up on the cramped couch beside the lanky bird, snuggling in his arms until they both drifted off, Stolas' gentle breath bouncing between Blitz’s horns, his lips grazing the top of the imp's head.

    In the morning, they wouldn’t talk about it. They didn’t need to.

    They had almost lost each other. That pain was something that there were no words for. Even if there were, this was not the time. They would talk about it, they would. Blitz would make sure of it. For now, though, holding each other through the fear was enough.

    Or, Blitz has a lot of unresolved issues and feelings after the events of Mastermind and Sinsmas. He's beginning to realize he can't run from them forever, but he doesn't have to face them alone either.

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    They've had this fight probably a million times already since Stolas moved in.

    The one where Stolas tries to exist as little as possible in an attempt not to be a burden. The one where Blitzø pretends he's not spiraling deeper into a panic attack while desperately trying not to be a monster.

    This time, it started with burned tacos and two hours of sleep.

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    Stolas does his best to settle into his new life, but the people of IMP City don't make it easy for him. He is injured during the daily coffee order, what happens next?

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    As he adjusts to his post-Sinsmas life, Stolas is enjoying getting closer to Blitzø and developing his new writing hobby. But every time he tries to write a sex scene, he finds himself paralyzed.

    'What if,' he thinks, 'the key to getting unstuck as a writer is getting unstuck with you, dearest?'

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    “Do you know anything about how my husband and daughters are doing?”, asked Stolas, trying his best not to let his voice betray how anxious he was for the answer. When he’d left his personal wing of the palace this morning, Via had shown all signs of having caught the cold that Loona had brought with her from pre school. He’d nearly not gone at all, but Blitz had assured him that it was alright and that he would handle everything and pleaded with Stolas not to worry his pretty head.

    The servant paused in his struggle to balance the amount of paper in his arms, raising his eyes towards Stolas in apparent contemplation, as if he considered how to best word the information requested from him.

    ”From what I’ve heard, the princesses are doing just fine…” The hesitation in his voice did nothing to ease Stolas’ worries. “The honourable consort however…”

    Or: Blitz and Stolas are married and living in the palace, Via and Loona are their little daughters and Blitz, of course, is being a bit of an idiot but they talk about it and all is well in the end again. And that’s pretty much it…

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    Stolas was a celestial navigator, keeper of order, guardian of the stars. But when the very fabric of the cosmos shatters before his eyes, he is cast down to Earth. Stripped of power and purpose, he finds himself lost in a world of smoke and neon, sin and survival.

    Blitzø just wanted to finish a hit and get paid. Instead, he finds himself stuck with a confused, arrogant, and oddly fragile angel who doesn't know how to cross a street, let alone survive Earth or Hell's lower rings.

    Two beings from opposite ends of the divine spectrum are forced into an uneasy alliance. One wants answers, and the other wants out.

    Neither of them expected to care. And neither of them expected to need each other, much less fall in love.

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    He froze when he saw the caller ID.

    ‘Wrld’s Sexiest Sekretary (Stols Wurk Fone)’

    And Satan’s Taint was he fuckin’ whipped because he answered the damn phone immediately.

    Donning the most convincing casual voice anyone ever conjured that was absolutely convincing and not strained at all, he said, “Heeeeeey, Stolaaas! How’s it going?”

    “Um, hello,” Stolas’ nervous, soft voice came from the other end, and Blitz had to stomp the lightness in his chest right the fuck back down, first and foremost because it was lame, and secondly because they were currently in a vicious firefight.

    ———----------------
    Title changed because it started as a bunch of oneshots but now it has a plot lol.

    Basically just my brain running rampant on things that could theoretically happen in season 3

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    13/?
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    Blitzo had been waiting. Had taken the whole damn afternoon off to make sure his ass could be there. Make sure Stolas wouldn't arrive alone, like most sinners did. He'd never done that before.

    It had been hours since he'd seen Stolas in that hospital room on Earth.

    After the last sinner exited, Blitzo made his way to the doors and peeked in. Several sinners were still inside, clinging to themselves or pacing under the fluorescent lights in various stages of denial or panic attack. None of them looked familiar. He was about to resign himself to another hour of waiting when his gaze landed on one skinny grey lump hunkered down in a shadowy farside corner.

    *Bingo.*

    —Or—

    When Stolas finally shows up in Hell, Blitzo takes it upon himself to look after him. The former human is definitely having trouble adjusting to his new reality, but Blitzo is determined to help him see that death doesn't have to be the end.

    Aka

    What if Blitzo *was* real?

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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
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    418
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    95
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    6,551

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