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    Blitzo gets a text from Stolas. All that it contained was his location-a park that seemed a little too familiar.

    or, what would have happened if Stolas didn't convince Asmodius to give him the crystal.

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    Fizzarolli wants to surprise Blitzø for his birthday, and things sure do happen!

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    Mammon warned Asmodeus he'd regret revealing his love for Fizzarolli on stage. Asmodeus still doesn't regret that. He just wishes he'd tried to change the rules before he felt this heartache.

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    “It's hard to see a Goetia - especially a prince of the Ars Goetia - fall so far,” Andrealphus says, circling Stolas. “It's the sort of deviance that we would expect from imps and hellhounds! And yet! One of our own.”

    “Get on with it,” Satan orders, “I'm hungry.”

    The cunt bows. “Of course, Your Majesty. I mean to say; I am sympathetic to Stolas. He's been, shall we say, rather imbalanced for years now - what he really needs is help. Help to return to Goetian society and resume his position in one hundred years with the expected graces.” He barely holds in a villainous cackle. “So, Your Majesty, I ask that you entrust this duty to myself. A… Conservatorship, of sorts. Until Stolas is well.”

     

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    After the trial, Andrealphus takes Stolas back to the palace. Blitzø must find a way to rescue him.

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    A chance run in with Verosika reveals something Blitzo never realized he had:

    A Child.

    With his Ex and his new son in his life, what’s Blitzo to do?

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    Struggling to come to terms with Asmodeus's role in Blitz's trial, Fizzarolli turns up on Blitz's doorstep looking for support. He gets it, and an unexpected window into his old friend's new life besides.

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    Stolas tells Via about his new relationship. Blitz comforts him afterward.

    Hold onto your hats, horses, and preferred AO3 browsing devices, folks, this one is comin' in Extra Fluffy and fueled by a Bang Energy drink. Featuring (in no particular order): cute aggression, horny demons, nightmares, Blitz spoiling his new boyfriend, daughter drama, flowers, chocolates, a really long rant about work a la Blitz, and more. This one probably doesn't make a whole lot of sense without the context of The Mortifying Ordeal of Staying, but if you read the tags for that one, that's probably enough context to get through this one.

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    Blitz doesn't know why he does it. If someone were to ask him, he'd say it's to prove to Stolas that he's fine, fuck you very much. He sways, leaning against a bright yellow wall. It's so fucking bright and loud in here, and the beelzejuice is making his head swim and his skin tingle in a pleasant way, and right now all he wants is for Stolas to know he's fine. He's not affected by that shit that happened earlier. So he taps on Stolas's picture, hits call, and holds the phone up to his ear.

    "Blitz?" Stolas's voice is quiet, a little shaky.

    "Heyyyyy, Stolas!" Blitz says, sagging against the wall. "How's your night goin'? Mine's goin' fuckin' great."

    "... Are you drunk?"

    Blitz grins, eyes shutting. He is sort of distantly aware of the fact that he's slid down the wall and is now sitting on the floor. "Fuck yeah, I am."

    ---

    Instead of sticking his tongue in anything with a pulse after beating Bee at a drinking contest, Blitz has the amazing idea to call Stolas while so drunk that he can't stand on his own. What could go wrong?

    Featuring: Blitz with a 2-second attention span, Blitz being so drunk he forgets to be an asshole, and Stolas kicking Stella out a la The Circus.

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    "You were amazing, honey," Moxxie said. Blitz debated telling him to suck his wife's dick somewhere else, but what the hell? He'd be lying if he didn't see the appeal of complimenting a partner. He wanted to smother Stolas in compliments until the idiot realized what a shit deal he'd agreed to by dating Blitz. Blitz pulled his phone out and tapped a text to Loona. When he glanced up, Moxxie and Millie were both staring at him.

    Blitz's tail flicked. "What? Did his brain make a dick on my forehead?"

    Millie squinted at him again. "Somethin' is goin' on with you."

    "It's called a good mood, Millie."

    "You don't have those," Moxxie said.

    "No, because you are always up my asshole about it--"

    ---

    Blitz gets to work the morning after becoming Stolas's boyfriend in an unusually chipper mood, and everyone has something to say about it.

    Can be read as a stand-alone, see the notes for context!

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    Stolas invites Blitzø to their second date. There, they get to finally untangle that weird knot of feelings to start crocheting new rounds of love
    Prompt 10/25: Cold Hands

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    Stolas did that little sway thing he did when he was really fucking excited. "Yes, please."

    Blitz groaned and flopped forward to press his forehead against Stolas's chest. "Why are you so fucking cute?"

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    This is a purely self-indulgent fluff piece that is a direct continuation of The Mortifying Ordeal of Staying; you should probably read that first for context, but this can be read as post-getting-together fluff as well. I decided to keep this as a separate fic because I really like the ending to TMOS, and I don't want to ruin it by adding another chapter. Also, this fic is entirely fluff, and that one is Not.

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    Stolas witnessed the birth of a new star in his family's constellation twice in his life. The first was on the night his daughter Octavia was conceived, and the second was in the wake of an especially tender Full Moon with Blitzø. For the two men, it was biologically impossible, yet through unintentional magic, Stolas finds himself gravid with the Imp's child.

    Stolas briefly debates keeping the pregnancy from Blitzø because he's worried how things may go down after their disaster date at Ozzie's. But after a difficult conversation with both Vassago and Octavia, he realizes that it would be wrong of him to decide for Blitzø if he wants to be involved with their child or not.

    To Blitzø's credit, and most of his friend's surprise, he steps up big time. He has no fucking clue what he's doing, but he refuses to be a deadbeat like his own dad. With Stolas right there with him, and two amazing daughters as well as a whole rag-tag team of Imps, Hellhounds, Sins and Goetia, the two find they make an excellent pair.

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    Now, Stolas just looked... sad. Not in quite the numb fog he'd been in the weeks after the trial or after Sinsmas, but still sad. Like his edges had dulled.

    Un-fucking-acceptable.

    Blitz approached his desk and leaned against the side. "What's up, big bird?"

    Stolas sighed. "I'm alright, Blitz."

    "Uh huh." Blitz lifted a brow.

    Stolas huffed and looked away.

    Blitz didn't move, ignoring the others whispering behind him. They could suck it.

    Stolas fidgeted for one minute. Two. Blitz watched him, until finally, Stolas sunk down into his chair and mumbled, "I miss the stars."

    ---

    Blitz has a surprise for Stolas. Or: the one where Blitz takes Stolas to see the Northern Lights.

    I'm sure someone has done this already, but this story infected my brain and demanded to be written, so. Here we are.

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    Blitzø finally drags his ass back to therapy, even though he's definitely probably fine.

    This is a sequel to my work "Patient Name: Blitzø". It takes place after that work and about a month after Sinsmas.

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    He’d been trying to act all cool and casual about this date thing, but inside, he feels like his heart is only a few beats away from bursting right out of his chest. He has to get it right this time; no more fucking up. 

    And most importantly, this had to go a million times better than that cursed night at Ozzie’s. If either of them left this night in tears, Blitz would never forgive himself. He refuses to let his stupidity ever break Stolas’ fragile heart again. 

    He’s not a fool. He knows if he drops the fucking ball one more time, he might not get another chance at this.

    They’ve been so close lately, closer than they ever were before. Sure, a part of Blitz missed the…physical connection they shared before, but it was nothing compared to this. The talking, the cuddling, the cooking and eating together, the constant presence, the hugs. It was all…amazing. Blitz never allowed anyone to get this close to him before, but with Stolas, it just came naturally. 

    Or, Blitz and Stolas go on a date and actually communicate (for once in their lives)

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    after the full moon that ruined everything, Blitz can't take it anymore. he knows he's fucked up but he can't let this go on without at least trying to fix what happened between them. so of course, he downs a truth potion and becomes Stolas' problem until it wears off. nothing can go wrong!

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    Blitz gets roped into being the parent chaperon on a school trip.

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    Blitz accidentally witnessed Stolas and a random incubus kissing, who had earlier taken the owl away for a dance.

    ...

    Oh, no.

    He's not going to let it happen that easily.

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    "Ever has it grown on the tombs of my forebears. Now it shall cover the grave of my son. Alas, that these evil days should be mine. The young perish and the old linger…"

    – Theoden King of Rohan, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (J.R.R. Tolkien)


    No parent should have to bury their child. But Millie & Moxxie are forced to.

    This is what happens after.

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    “I’m pregnant.”

    Millie whispers the words so quietly he has to strain to make them out, his brain struggling to comprehend what she is talking about. He tenses but doesn’t let go of her hand.

    “Pregnant? Like…like with a baby?”

    Despite it all, she laughs, tears prickling in her eyes. Her smile dims after a few moments, and she looks up at him, lower lip trembling. He wipes away a few tears, his hands are gentle. He hugs her tight, hooking his chin over her head.

    Or, some burdens become a bit less heavy when they aren't carried alone.

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