16 Works in Clint Barton is Good With Children

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    Clint Russell Barton is now officially Agent Hawkeye, and has his own fancy job title to go with it. (Haha, he’s the C.O.S.T. Liaison. Also, NO he DOESN’T work in Sales.)

    But is his first SHIELD Mission weeding out all the undercover monsters in the organization? Is it annoying his bosses and running circles around his coworkers? (Maybe if he ever learns to keep all their names straight.) Nope, it’s something he was in no wise prepared to face - Camp’s worst nightmare: debriefing meetings.

    Now Clint has a list of things to do: paint a banger mural on his barrack wall, learn to stay awake at night and lie, kill monsters, train two surprise partners, gather information for both Camp and SHIELD, acquire the real names of the different parts of this plane, oh, and figure out how to keep his two families from nuking each other.

    His first priority above all that, however, is keeping his little brother Percy alive on his first trek across the States. Without anyone but SHIELD knowing, of course.

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    Warning: Several chapters are almost entirely worldbuilding (I seem to like fitting round PJO and MCU canon pegs into my rectangle hole) and there's so MUCH dialogue, but I'll let you know ahead of time.

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    Wanda wants to confess and she fails 😔🤚🏿 yhhh

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    “Peter doesn’t have a coat.” Tony tears open three packets of instant hot chocolate and dumps them in a cup. “I’ve asked him five times already. Five! But nooo,” Tony imitates a whiny voice as he pours the hot water and begins to stir, “I’m not cold, Mr. Stark! I like my hoodie, Mr. Stark! That wasn’t a sneeze, Mr. Stark!”

     

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    Somehow, Peter's missing winter coat is something Clint feels equipped to fix. He has a solution: darts.
    Tony and May's solution involves a bit of sleuthing ... and an old Lego box.

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    Avengers Groupchat

     

    (8:07 am) Natasha: mistakes have been made

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    He wants to keep this, and Roy has never managed to hold onto anything worth keeping before now. He feels a little like he's going to cry about it.

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    What if the Graysons didn't join Haly's circus? What if they joined the Circus of Crime instead? and what if Clint Barton cockblocked Bruce's attempt to adopt the only surviving Grayson?

    basically a DCU x Marvel crossover where Robin is adopted by a hawk rather than a bat

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    Tony winced, biting back a groan as a sharp, searing pain lanced through his upper left abdomen. He forced himself upright, gripping his side as his vision momentarily blurred. “No need to tell me,” he muttered through gritted teeth. “Show it on the screen.”

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    Tony has the self-preservation skills of a newborn baby and gets injured making sure Spiderman is safe. Because Peter has to be protected at all costs.

    Of course he's not thinking about how it will affect Peter after - of the trauma he would have to relive as his Mentor dances on the edge of death.

    The team stand together to comfort and guide the boy when he needs them the most.

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    Billy manages to open a Portal in the Rock of Eternity to another Universe- one where no one on his Earth has a counterpart. After getting sucked in, he has to find a way back to his own world without the help of the Rock Of Eternity at his side.

    Wait, hold on, what's an Avenger?

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    Ronin, AKA Clint Barton gets back on the field, and a sweet moment with Spider-Man, Ronin and Deadpool happens<3

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    During a battle, Tony Stark is temporarily de-aged into a toddler, and is left in the care of his team. Just buttloads of fluff!

    Just a reminder that I'm not Stan Lee, Jack Kirby, Zak Penn, or Joss Whedon. I'm simply having fun with their characters.

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    Morgan Stark had a good life. She had an amazing family. Her late father made sure she'd want for nothing. Except him. She'd always want him. What she wouldn't give to see him just one more time. To say goodbye, to say it's okay. Sometimes, the universe listens. Sometimes it gives you just what you need.

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    Tony Stark swore that it was Clint who brought home random, strange, unaccompanied children, but maybe it was just them. Maybe the Tower itself was a magnet for the lost. Maybe the universe just loved to drop unexpected children into their laps to watch them panic. Whatever the reason, Tony was sure he was never telling Steve exactly how much he lost it when the tiny little brown eyed midget ran up to him sobbing "Daddy!".

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    In which Hank Pym plays with things he shouldn't and Morgan goes runabout to another reality. A reality where Tony Stark is very much alive... but married to Steve Rogers!? And raising a super soldier of a son thanks to Hydra meddling??

    **This is a crossover of sorts. Based on Counterpart by Sara_Holmes. Written with her knowledge and permission!

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    Peter Parker makes a group chat with the Avengers. And no one is allowed to leave.

    Aka

    I'm bad at summaries.

    This is hella chaotic tho so... yeah.

    TEXTING FIC

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    We get to see Peter and MJ's reaction to the most insane mid-credit scene in the history of cinema. What about everyone else? Every chapter features a new character (or sometimes multiple). Maybe someday with will have a coherent plot, but right now I just plan on covering everyone's initial reaction because I honestly have no clue how they could fix this mess.
    Update: A plot has appeared. It's a miracle!

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    People always think I'm sweet and innocent. It's a mistake I don't bother correcting. I am my father's daughter after all. I am a trickster, a prankster, and I can cause my fair share of mischief. How do I get away with it? Easy. People never think the sweet 'girl next door' can be the cause. Even when all the evidence points to me, they still won't believe. In the beginning I always had Dad, Bucky, or Uncle Clint to help me. The time I took Uncle Steve's shield to go sledding all three helped. It was also the first time I think Uncle Steve really noticed me. Not the kid Loki took pity on and brought to the tower, but me, the kid who could sneak out of orphanages, beat a spy at hide and seek, and cause just enough mischief to keep all of our lives interesting. That day it all started with one simple little sentence.

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    Phil never expected to be a dad, but nearly-three-year-old Natasha is now the light of his life. When sent an agency babysitter one evening, Phil didn't expect to find himself faced with someone else he wanted to take care of.

    Being a security analyst, Phil should have really learned by now to expect the unexpected.

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    So, Tony has a kid and that's not traumatizing AT ALL ---but between the funeral, 3 AM feedings, colic, diapers, the custody lawsuit, running his company, and -oh yeah-fighting crime he's starting to wear a little thin.

    It's probably not the best time for Steve to realize that this is probably the best chance he'd going to have for a while.

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