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“Maybe America is ready for us” and the inevitable crash out that follows.
Open to continuing it into explicit material if there’s a desire for it!
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Much Against Everyone's Advice by SilentSinger
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
06 Sep 2025
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“The Gang Gives Confession”
Faith cheated me of everything, but I laughed until I stopped.
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Dennis Reynolds is not attracted to you. He’s made sure you know that as the two of you begin to grow closer as friends— and nothing more.
Before either of you know it, strange feelings have developed. But Dennis doesn’t have feelings…
Does he?
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It’s 2004; Dennis Reynolds is in his late twenties, has a degree from an Ivy League, and is still working at his deadbeat father’s dive bar alongside his twin sister. The last thing he needs is a bunch of broke, untalented, pothead punk rockers invading his classy place of business—and especially not their big-eyed, tattooed, and utterly infuriating lead guitarist.
(Early 2000s Local Band Guitarist!Mac x Bartender!Dennis au…)
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Charlie Learns Self Defense by little_dead_dove
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
04 Sep 2025
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The two of you fall back into the normal rhythm of talking about nonsense until closing time.
You try to ignore the obnoxious whispering of Dennis and Mac at the bar, sipping your beer and wondering which you’ll drown in first: your drink or Charlie’s emerald gaze.
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Charlie is being picked on by the guys, and you have an idea to teach him how to defend himself. It takes a turn.
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The Gang Exploits The Good Place by kathleenbrash27
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Good Place (TV)
01 Sep 2025
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Dee Reynolds awakens in a strange room and is greeted into an office by the celestial Michael. After fatal events while on vacation on a Christian cruise, Dee decides whether she prefers the taste of her own medicine or to embrace the challenges of mortality.
"Is God punishing me for my wrath? I’m sorry, Jesus! I liked your messages. I was always agnostic, man."
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Can't Spell Camboy Without Mac by medullaoblongata
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
31 Aug 2025
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Mac wanted to afford some expensive wrestling match tickets.
And when Dennis suggested being gay for pay on a camboy site, he definitely was thinking of money.
He definitely didn't want to jerk off to Mac.
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Mac has come out as gay and desperately wants Dennis to help him...or so he says. He actually just desperately wants Dennis
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You wish he’d stop staring— especially with those icy eyes. “Just— don’t be surprised if you get unwanted attention from the customers. A young, attractive girl like you, in a place like this, where people come to rid themselves of inhibitions?” He sucks his teeth. “Not a great combination.”
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You are the new dishwasher at Paddy’s Pub in Philly. The bartender, Dennis, seems to take a special interest in you.
As your innocent coworker relationship begins to twist into something less so, you find yourself falling deeper into Dennis’s sick, dark vision of love: control and obsession.
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If you say no, the answer is obviously no.
But the thing is, you’re not going to say no. Because of the implication.
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dennis keeps trying to get you to have sex with him
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"I’m a stitch away from making it, and a scar away from falling apart."
— “The (After) Life of the Party” -Fall Out Boy -
Mac and Dennis play 'Straight Chicken' by WhatupGhouls
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
13 Aug 2025
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A catty comment from Dennis about how Mac is trying to sleep his way through Philly's entire population of gay men leads to some very uncomfortable dates for both parties...as well as those unfortunate enough to get caught in the middle of their bullshit.
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The Gang’s High on Life! (???) by Collaredgreen
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
09 Aug 2025
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Charlie and Dee calmly look each other in the eye and leave the rest of the Gang to die.
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Prompt - charmacden when charlie and mac get into a stupid fight and try to bribe dennis to take sides (can be any type of bribe- money, favors, sexual favors, whatever) and dennis keeps letting them bribe him cause he likes the attention and as such refuses to take sides and it takes mac and charlie a concerningly long time to realize what dennis is doing
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mac and dennis fight (but like really fight) by canofjelly
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
06 Aug 2025
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this is my first time writing smut and it's a little fucked up (sorry) but dennis gets angry at mac and hits him and then they freak yeah
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Dennis has a crush and sucks at feelings.
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"You're A Little Heavy, Daddy" by anoreynolds
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
30 Jul 2025
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Dennis has been back from North Dakota for a couple of months and is hooking up with a girl in her early/mid 20s to try and prove to himself that he's still got it, but he's in his own head and the girl isn't helping.
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Scotty Doesn’t Know by cocoshreds (lelorelavender)
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
18 Jul 2025
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i got this idea listening to scotty doesn’t know. mac calls his friend. accidentally gets a boner instead.
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Mac and Dennis Strike Gold (Mac/Dennis) by AndYouLoveTheGame
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
11 Jul 2025
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Mac and Dennis unexpectedly find themselves in a particularly homosexual situation as Dennis discovers that he might actually be attracted to his annoying roommate. The gang discovers what really made Paddy's Pub a gay bar.