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It was supposed to be a routine job. Just like any expeditions before. Get in in pairs, salvage and get out.
Company approved even.
Oh how could it go so wrong.
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Burt, Millie, and Mr. Kat are Jerks by ItzMrsMToYouMrKat, M (ItzMrsMToYouMrKat), XxKvsKG1RLxX
Fandoms: Kid vs. Kat (Cartoon), Beauty and the Beast (Disney Animated Movies), Toy Story (Movies), The Lion King (Movies 1994 1998 2004), Frozen (Disney Movies), SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Wreck-It Ralph (Movies), Multi-Fandom, Monsters Inc. (Movies)
08 Sep 2025
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Whatever the title says
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- Part 30 of I've Got a Dream (Crossover Fanfictions)
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Cannibal Recipes!! =) by Iiiii1
Fandoms: Original Work, The Backrooms - Anonymous on /x/
08 Sep 2025
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Do you need any fun and delicious pastries for a party? Well I've got your back! All of these recipes will guarantee satisfaction and happiness for all guests! =)
(I'm not an actual cannibal pls don't eat me)Just a few recipes that I made for Patygoers out of boredom, I write a lot of stuff though so it's not limited to only partygoers. I can also write them with narratives of their own and such or based off other characters.
Just know that there's like, a lot of cannibalism, and a few sensitive topics in future recipes too.
Please give requests... I don't know what to do with my life...
It's kinda boring right now but it gets better over time as I add narratives, meaning and symbolism into the recipes somehow (trust!!!!) -
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A verb.
Desert; abandon (a person, cause, or organization) in a way considered disloyal or treacherous. (Of a number of people) leave (a place), causing it to appear empty. (Of a quality or ability) fail (someone), especially at a crucial point when most needed. To abandon, leave, or cast off.
Rejected to the dripping poison of a figure and voice, and left to rot until the blossom finally bloomed.
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- Part 6 of Forsaken
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Again by SecretWonderland
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
08 Sep 2025
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In all fairness, Izuku really didn't think his life could get worse.
And then he's on the run, trying his damndest to make the best out it. Pretty hard to do when there's no way out and he's starting from scratch with some of the best heroes, including his uncle, on his tail. The sudden discovery of a quirk definitely isn't helping, but it's not like he can do anything else but keep surviving and hope for the best.
Right?
(In which Izuku can't die, is forced into living, and makes it everyone's problem. His loved ones disagree with calling it a 'problem', but that's their business.)
((Featuring: Quirkless Society, Vigilante Izuku and shenanigans, Hitoshi getting a goddamn break, plans to overturn hero society, and a group of tired heroes just trying to help a bunch of very traumatized and very capable kids.))
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book has sex with seven by neptune_stupid
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series), X Finds Out His Value (Short Film 2008)
08 Sep 2025
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not actually seven (XFOHV) but my seven kinsona lolol this was going to be a vent trans fic where book helps him get top surgery at home but i gave up on that
its whatever
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- English
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- 754
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- 1/1
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Ach wie flüchtig, ach wie nichtig by yourdisturbingproblematicprincess
Fandoms: Pentiment (Video Game)
08 Sep 2025
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Andreas Maler—former medical student and reluctant artist—fell in love with Baron Lorenz Rothvogel: a nobleman with a brilliant mind, an unbearable temper, and a secret rotting him from the inside out.
What does it take to love a man decaying in flesh, mind, and soul?
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Venomous by cxt_chxn
Fandoms: 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Manga)
08 Sep 2025
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March asks for Shichiro's help on checking up his 'pets', and they connect through a shared interest.
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Uh..idk I made up this story, I do have a sick and twisted mind alright? NONE OF THIS SHOULD BE MAKE A JOKE. please tell someone or a trusted adult if your in danger
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It’s all Wooyoung’s fault, of course, everyone agrees there’s no other way it could be.
Sweet and cute, adorable Wooyoung, the guilty one.
But honestly, his friends can’t really complain. They love him too much, and in the end, everyone’s happy. Or something like that.
How did all that blame even start?
The way everything should start: from the beginning.
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Todo es culpa de Wooyoung, por supuesto, todos piensan que no puede ser de otra manera.
Lindo y tierno, tierno Wooyoung, el culpable.
Pero, de todas formas, sus amigos realmente no pueden quejarse, lo aman demasiado y al final todos son felices. O algo así.
¿Cómo comenzó toda esa culpa?
Como todo debe empezar: por el principio.
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Vines, Visions & Vintage Glasses by FloralFictions
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Christopher Reeve Movies)
06 Sep 2025
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HEY DIVA 💚 THX FOR READING. CONSIDER DONATING TO THE CHRISTOPHER REEVES FOUNDATION… OR PERSEPHONE MIGHT JUST MOVE INTO YOUR CLOSET AND WATER YOUR SHOES. 🌱THEY DO AMAZING WORK FOR SPINAL CORD INJURY RESEARCH AND DISABILITY ADVOCACY. YOU’RE THE BEST, STAY EXTRA. If the format looks weird… yeah thats my dysgraphia doing her thing lol
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The Void Sea Doesn't Reach Into Orbit Yet by Khymera_Sky
Fandoms: Rain World (Video Game)
04 Sep 2025
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The pinnacle of Iterator technology, one of the most ambitious projects the Benefactors have ever undertaken: the Spacefarers.
Two Iterators, far removed from the rain and its brutal consequences, an incredible feat of engineering, built with the goal of gaining a new perspective on the Great Problem.
Or at least, that was the idea - you see, things rarely go smoothly in this world, and this is no exception.When Delayed Event Broadcast awoke, he found himself alone - disconnected; from his Administrator, from the surface, from his systems - dysfunctional, crippled, and missing the memories that could tell him why.
Perhaps Unexpected Response would help him - they were part of the same superstructure, after all. But maybe he could fix it himself. Maybe he could fix everything?
Questions, answers, accidents, disasters, stories from the very beginning to the end of every flicker of warmth, it all passes given enough time.
Perhaps when it all starts over, our wreckage will carry a mountain?Series
- Part 1 of the Spacefarer's Stories
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“I want to sit on your dick.” Lucifer blurts out. He feels the golden blush trailing up his neck as he looks at Alastor who stared at him with very wide eyes. Lucifer swallows down a breath as he squeezes his legs together. Alastor looked like a deer caught in headlights with how wide his eyes were.
The blonde watches as Alastor takes a deep breath as he sits forward, eyes raking over Lucifer slightly trembling form.
“Right now?” Alastor asked. Lucifer could hear a small hint of shock fill his voice. It only made Lucifer blush, deepening as he nodded his head.
“Please.”
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Or Lucifer is in Pre-Heat and wants to sit on Alastor dick while the sinner is broadcasting.
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When the zombie apocalypse arrives and Salem is left behind after the city is evacuated, her life changes forever. Struggling to survive alone in a once-familiar, now hostile environment won't be easy, but with luck (and computer smarts), Salem has a chance at life in a changed world, and maybe, she'll make a few new friends along the way (unlikely, though).
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Caty and I have a strained relationship with our parents. Mom has been drowning herself in her work ever since our dad left us, so like nearly every night for the past few months, we were home alone. (Un)Fortunately, tonight the delivery driver forgot the salad dressing.
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The alpha hates the city. Sasuke hates the city.
The alpha wants to settle down. Sasuke wants to settle...away.Far, far away.
OR the fic where instead of going through with a loveless arranged marriage, Sasuke runs away with an alpha who just wants a housewife to dote on at his home in the mountains.
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Dirty Girl by friendlyforrest
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), The Odyssey - Homer
01 Sep 2025
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Telemachus, feeling particularly guilty and self-loathing, decides to give himself some TLC with a hot bath and relaxations, but ends up jerking off instead.
The summary is a lot more lighthearted then the fic itself so tread carefully and mind the tags.
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Medkit and Subspace have an unfortunate falling-out.
Medkit and Subspace won't stop PHIGHTINGNNN
Aka. subspace doesn't wear goggles in the lab like an idiot remember your lab safety kiddos
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Hey so one question why did you bring a fully alive man into your closet isn't that illegal by AiMoonyStarlight
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
01 Sep 2025
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Reddoons comes back from his work at his cafe, getting excited to be home again after the stressful day but apparently Mumbo brought a familiar man into his closet and played UNO the whole night when he was gone so now his day is worse. Does that makes sense? Probably not.
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