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    "Five years have passed since infamous pop rock band The Crows have permanently split without so much as a clue of what might have caused the sudden break-up. The former band’s dedicated and still very much active fanbase has, over time, accumulated an array of conspiracies and theories, many of which suggest a disastrous falling-out between at least half of the group.

    Has there really been bad blood between most of the crows all this time? Well, it now seems like the answer is yes! And nobody is surprised that it turned out to be none other than Jesper Fahey – former The Crows drummer turned part-time actor in a superhero franchise with a history of erratic behaviour and substance abuse – to stir the rumour mill and break the silence for good."

    OR

    What if Jesper did a tell-all podcast interview resulting in the band’s comeback?

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    20/?
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    Kaz suddenly finds himself gravely injured and forced to not only heal, but to face the consequences of his actions in the Ice Court and against Pekka Rollins. This is a tale of blossoming love, healing touch, and revenge.

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    19/?
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    76
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    229
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    38
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    Five times Kaz earned the loyalty of his crows, plus one time he didn't have to.

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    3/6
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    23
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    3
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    394
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    It's Kaz's birthday, apparently. The other five crows plan to celebrate.

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    1/1
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    Overstimulation

    Aleksander has Kaz where he wants him. What he doesn't have is his full compliance.
    Aleksander, however, has to get anything he wants.

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    1/1
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    8
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    180
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    Kaz tries to hide an injury from Inej. Key word here is ‘tries’

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    1/1
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    14
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    “You don’t have anything?” Kaz could feel his patience wearing thin already, and it was only the first day. “What the hell is even in that bag, then?”

    Damian proceeded to pull out a bright pink sock with googly eyes. He put it on his hand and presented it to Kaz proudly. “Her name is Roxie! But, yesterday it was Motherfucker.”

    OR

    To avoid being expelled from their boarding school, Kaz is tasked with making sure a kid in the Special Education program doesn't fail his math class. He just didn't expect the kid he was assigned to be so utterly insufferable.

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    Chapters:
    9/22
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    643
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    Inej didn't think being bought out by the Dregs would lead to her feeling safe for the first time in a year, but it did. She didn't think Nina Zenik, a powerful Grisha with military training, would be her first real friend, but she is. She didn't think a sharpshooter, a convict, and a runaway would make her feel so welcomed, but they do. And she didn't think Kaz Brekker, notorious gang boss and killer, could make her laugh, but he can.

    For the first time since coming to Ketterdam, Inej actually began to feel at home, to feel secure, and like she had control over her surroundings. But one secret could change all of that, and that's a secret Inej doesn't intend on sharing, even if it kills her.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    7
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    1,165
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    Now that he was awake, Kaz’s gloved hands shook with the effort it took not to grip his knee. He wished dearly for a moment to stretch out his bad leg without judgment or consequence. He knew he wouldn’t get that opportunity with a new foster home on the horizon.

    OR typical Foster Care AU with the slight twist that Inej is part of the Fahey foster family and isn't quite as far along in her healing journey as we're used to seeing her

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    2,694
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
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    40
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    3
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    560
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    Based entirely on this meme I altered to be Kazolai <3:

    Inej: wow, Nikolai, that outfit looks amazing!
    Nikolai: thank you!
    Inej: I bet it would look even better on Kaz’s floor
    Kaz: are you hitting on Nikolai…for me?

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    When Kaz loses his pocket watch in the waters of Ketterdam, you dive in to retrieve it. When you come up, pocket watch successfully found--he's pissed.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    19
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    216
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    What if Kaz's hallucination that night was less of a nightmare and more of a dream.

    (Based off S02, EP06 of Shadow and Bone on Netflix)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Based on that tumblr post that goes:
    like it’s my fault my love language is acts of service and all I know how to do is kill

    And then I made it Kazolai, but also Kaz dearly loves his other friends too, it must be said <333

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    21
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    140
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    Kaz tries to focus on the stakeout while Inej sleeps beside him.
    Inej has a nightmare.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    541
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    Kaz’s eyes flutter shut for a moment, and his mouth drops open like he’s going to say something.
    He doesn’t even make any noises. He just sits there with his eyes closed and his mouth open, and tingles cascading down his spine into his veins.
    Nikolai carefully combs his hair for him, not mussing it up past the point of repair. It’s just…idle hair combing.
    And it’s lulling Kaz into a tentative calm.

     

    Or,

    Nikolai is an ASMR YouTuber. Kaz is his video editor who occasionally appears in said videos (albeit with his face blurred out). Nikolai’s audience calls them Glovolai, and want more of them together because anyone with eyes can see their chemistry is off the charts.

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    19,958
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    443
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    He’s been sitting for maybe four minutes when Nikolai comes up to him with the biggest smile on his face.
    Nikolai shoves something furry at Kaz.
    Kaz takes whatever it is from his boyfriend.
    He stares at it.
    It’s a black teddy bear with a little red bow tie around its neck.
    Kaz frowns deeper than even the carnival worker, his eyebrows scrunching. “What the fuck is this?” he asks gruffly.
    Nikolai sits down across from him. “For you. For knowing how to beat that game,” he explains easily.
    Kaz scowls. “I don’t need a toy as a consolation prize for knowing how to cheat at a scam.”
    Nikolai laughs heartily. “Nevertheless, you’re getting one,” he says loftily.
    Kaz rolls his eyes and scoffs. His scoff gets caught in his throat as a tsunami of anxiety begins to beat at his chest. He can’t really breathe, so he’s also silently suffocating to boot.

     

    Or,

    Nikolai gifts Kaz a teddy bear from the carnival after Kaz helps him beat a rigged game. Kaz has a lot of feelings about it.

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    1,896
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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    28
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    100
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    Inej Ghafa didn’t need a reason.

    Of course they were wrong, Kaz thought as he crept along rooftops slick with rain, eyes firmly trained on the grounds of the Exchange far below. Inej didn’t need a reason- this was indisputable- but that didn’t mean she didn’t insist on having one anyways. Self righteous Suli idealist...

    The Barrel's deadliest Lieutenant and her bloodthirsty assassin are about to take on the world's most dangerous heist...if they don't kill each other in the process.

    An AU where Inej Ghafa is Dirtyhands and Kaz Brekker is the Wraith. What could go wrong?

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    Words:
    14,902
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    76
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    983
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    Nikolai gives Kaz flowers. It's just too bad he's growing them in his lungs.

    The Hanahaki Disease fic that every ship needs.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    104
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    You hadn’t planned on returning to Ketterdam. Not after everything that happened. Not after losing both your brothers to a deadly disease. But when you needed work—and had nowhere else to go—it was the only place that made sense. Familiar streets, familiar rules. And all of a sudden there also was Kaz again who now pretended you, his sister, being alive wouldn't mean a thing to him. At least you hoped he was just pretending.
    Jesper, on the other hand, talked to you like you belonged here. With him and the other crows. But it wasn't just you he talked to and it definitely wasn't love you came to Ketterdam for. But it was the one thing that made you stay.

    English is not my first language lol, please be patient.
    Summary will be updated.

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    3/?
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    Nikolai’s thesis? The quality of a succubi/incubi’s gained levels of energy depend on their attraction to their partner.
    Kaz’s answer to the interview question “What is your level of attraction to Nikolai?” is “Can I say zero?” to begin with.
    This is because Kaz is a liar liar with his denial on fire.

    Or,

    Nikolai is trying to prove his thesis correct, but a certain someone’s data he’s collecting from them is messing his theory up. Does this mean his theory is incorrect? Or does this mean something else? Cast your bets now!

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,526
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    430

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