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    "Five years have passed since infamous pop rock band The Crows have permanently split without so much as a clue of what might have caused the sudden break-up. The former band’s dedicated and still very much active fanbase has, over time, accumulated an array of conspiracies and theories, many of which suggest a disastrous falling-out between at least half of the group.

    Has there really been bad blood between most of the crows all this time? Well, it now seems like the answer is yes! And nobody is surprised that it turned out to be none other than Jesper Fahey – former The Crows drummer turned part-time actor in a superhero franchise with a history of erratic behaviour and substance abuse – to stir the rumour mill and break the silence for good."

    OR

    What if Jesper did a tell-all podcast interview resulting in the band’s comeback?

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    20/?
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    211
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    39
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    Inej encourages Kaz to get a hobby while she's out at sea. He surprisingly obliges.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    234
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    It wasn’t long before the rich aroma filled the room and the spices were so luxuriant, such a strong reminder, that he felt his throat tighten and immediately wanted to punch himself in the face. He couldn’t possibly be moping over a cup of tea. It just wasn’t something he did.

    When Inej leaves for her travels, Kaz finds a way to cope with her absence. Fluff and chaos ensues.

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    3,639
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    25
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    471
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    Jesper Fahey, Ketterdam High School’s most notorious playboy, has never had a steady partner in his life.

    Wylan Van Eck, son of the rich merchant Jan Van Eck, has never caught a school bus before.

    And the word around Ketterdam High is that the day that rich boy Wylan gets on a school bus is the day that Jesper will finally settle down.

    In other words, it’s not going to happen.

    But one fateful Monday morning, Jan Van Eck decides that his son isn’t worth wasting a chauffeur on anymore, and Wylan is forced to catch the bus.

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    58,049
    Chapters:
    35/35
    Comments:
    161
    Kudos:
    382
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    11,213
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    Based on a tumblr post that goes like this:

    Headcanon that Inej picks out unique hats from all the different places she visits and sends them back to Kaz as souvenirs, always with a note that says: “i, your darling inej, treasure of your heart, have done you the honor of acquiring you a new hat”
    #god i wish i could draw what kaz’s hat rack in his office eventually looks like

    Well, I didn't draw it, but I did write it :)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    438
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    Inej watches him with her even warmer doe eyes. “I will treasure it forever,” she promises.
    Kaz stares at her. “You don’t have to do that,” he mumbles the first words he’s said — been
    able to say — since the sentimentality comment.
    “I know,” Inej nods. “But I want to. I treasure all the gifts you give me.”
    “I don’t give you enough gifts for that to be plural,” Kaz points out.
    Inej laughs, and Kaz’s mind is a storm of nothing and everything.

    Or,

    Kaz and Inej do a little heist that adds an extra theft to their schedule that Inej greatly appreciates.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    62
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    464
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    Ketterdam is the source of the greatest diseases that destroyed Inej Ghafa's and Kaz Brekker's lives, but it is also where they found miracles within each other.

    Set post Crooked Kingdom and eventually far beyond Rule of Wolves, Inej and Kaz are healing together and learning how to be with one another both emotionally and physically. Their armor is slowly dropping away as they learn to trust and love one another as they deserve.

    Meanwhile, the disease of slavery still festers throughout Ketterdam and the sea beyond. Inej, captain of the Wraith, and Kaz, leader of the increasingly powerful Dregs, must fight to uncover a growing nefarious and dangerous threat crafted from rival gangs, despicable merchers, and a past that aims to destroy them in the name of profit and vengeance.

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    English
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    213,160
    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
    246
    Kudos:
    467
    Bookmarks:
    71
    Hits:
    18,572
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    What if the ending of CK went a little differently and Kaz met Inej in the Van Eck Mansion instead of just leaving her a note?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,059
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    468
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    Inej goes to Wylan to demand that he give Kaz the scene he needs. When Kaz challenges Inej to dom him herself, she accepts the challenge with Wylan's help.

    (Previously posted as chapter 4 of "you construct intricate rituals")

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    985
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    Her inky black hair cascaded in silken waves down her back, a few artfully loosened strands framing her face with an elegance that felt both deliberate and effortless. Delicate gold earrings adorned her ears in asymmetrical placements, their subtle gleam echoing the glint of a small, perfectly positioned ring on her sloping nose. Her makeup whispered rather than spoke — soft, refined, enhancing rather than concealing — much like the subtle grace that seemed to emanate from her very being.

    Kaz found himself transfixed. She was a masterpiece, sculpted by an artist’s deft hand or brushed into existence with the finest strokes of a painter’s vision. There was no other explanation for beauty so effortless, so utterly spellbinding. Especially amidst a place like this.

    Or, Inej needs help escaping a creep at a bar. Kaz, having never met her before but desperate to escape his boring shift, helps her out.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    850
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    (Set after the events of Crooked Kingdom) It's been a year since the so called king of the Barrel, Pekka Rollins, was brought to ashes by Kaz Brekker's Crows, and the six of them have all found their own, new lives. Or so they thought. After Jesper and Wylan make an unexpected stop to speak to an actress in a play they'd just seen, the Crows must return once more for a final adventure. Tension grows, events cause fear and love finds itself in strange places.

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    29,382
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,090
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    “I wanna strip you and just… touch you.” He brought a hand to Wylan’s face, knuckles gently brushing against his cheek, the touch of it as light as a feather. “No real intent or goal to it, just because I want to… For however long I’m able to.”

    -
    A night of Kaz and Wylan working through Kaz's touch repulsion together that leads to more than they expect.

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    English
    Words:
    13,261
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    900
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    Based on this tumblr post:
    No one has noticed that I am not in the polycule. I have been dish martyr for 6 months now and my place in the house is all but solidified. I pay no bills, I have no rent to speak of; my only fear is that soon someone will ask “who are you dating?” and my palace will collapse on my head.

     

    Day 180 since Craig moved in. He clearly thinks he’s dating one of us, but we can’t figure out who. It’s possible one of us is lying about it for some reason but so far our efforts at Inquisition has led nowhere. We would kick him out, but he’s been doing the dishes for us. We’ve decided that for the sanity of the polycule we’ll keep up the charade. If all of us continue to be flirty with him, he’ll project his attraction onto whoever the hell he thinks is into him. This house of cards is delicate but necessary.

     

    And my immediate response to reading this was “...................this is so Matthias-core” so here this is :)

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    13,862
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    271
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    2,315
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    Inej frowns.
    Kaz frowns.
    They frown together down at where what should’ve happened hasn’t.

    Or,

    The only downside to making Kaz agree to help her plant a garden had been that he didn’t know anything more about gardening than she did.
    But really, how hard could it be?

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    English
    Words:
    887
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    488
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    1. Kaz wants Inej, but the waters of the harbour keep rising. So, she finds a different way to give him what he needs.

    2. Inej gets her fair share of the bargain in return.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,388
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    71
    Kudos:
    535
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    6,850
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    Kaz grooms Inej's wings for the first time.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    134
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    811
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    It had come to him then like the strike of a drum.

    I am completely and utterly besotted with you, and I will be for a very, very long time he had thought the words striking clear in his jungle of a mind. Like the ringing of bells in a graveyard

    So to summarise: he had realised with a clarity that he'd never held in his hands before that he is head-over-heels in love with Inej.

    Or Kaz's thoughts upon the skiff to the Ice Court

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    357
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    It’s been a bad day. The thought of touch, even through clothes made bile rise in his throat. He could barely move his leg enough to maneuver from his bed to his desk.

    If it was a better day, if he wasn’t required to put more thoughts on his leg, if he wasn’t as exhausted, if he’d gotten restful sleep the night prior, if he didn’t have a headache, if he didn’t feel the invisible pieces of glass shredding his throat every time he swallowed, if any of these were not a factor, perhaps the rest of the night wouldn’t have turned out the way it did.

    OR

    Kaz is having a bad day. He finally decides to ask for help, but finds he can’t.

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    English
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    5,691
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    229
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2,999
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    Kaz Brekker, as it happens, dies on a Tuesday like any other. Despite his objections, there are mourners and a funeral. (There is also vengeance, but he is not there to see it and likely would not mind the pound of flesh Inej carves away.)

    Kazimir Vredevelt, as it happens, has a scar above his left ear and not a single memory to his name, but he makes the best apple pie this side of Olendaal. (And if he feels sometimes like someone's walking over his grave, he's sure that's just a bit of wind, and bakes another pie to reassure himself that's all it is.)

    On grief, coming back wrong, and surviving a story in which you are the ghost.

    Language:
    English
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    3,895
    Chapters:
    2/5
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1,584
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    Kaz doesn't like to be seen doing unholy things. Inej rectifies at least part of his concern.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    567
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    755

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