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    "I promise I will not tell anyone else about what happens in this room tonight." Tim swears, raising his hand like he's making a pledge, "Regardless of whether or not I choose to accept and/or enact your proposed plan."

    "Ok great!" Kon grinned wide and bright before something nervous caught in it for a moment before he smoothed it out and then flipped to the second page of his presentation and announced, "I think we should have a friends with benefits arrangement."

    Regardless of whether or not he'd previously agreed to hearing Kon's proposal out, he could not have possibly stopped the knee jerk, "Absolutely not." From leaving his mouth.

    "You promised!" Kon accused, pointing a finger at him, "You said you'd hear me out properly."

    ……………………….

    Or, Tim and Kon engage in the weirdest game of platonic gay chicken the world has ever seen.

    (There’s no cliff hangers at the ends of chapters, so you can easily read it as is even though it’s currently a WIP)

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    On wobbly legs, he walked over and tried to get a closer look at one of the bylines. If his suspicions were correct, this would prove him right. “13th of may, 2019”.

    Or: Leo Luthor-Danvers accidently travels back in time.

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    “What the hell is wrong with you?” Jon suddenly spits out—surprised at his own words and actions—briefly smacking Damian’s shoulder with enough force to have him angle towards Jon, but not near enough to actually hurt. Damian winced, anyways, and Jon regrets the action. The guilt is overruled by the intense emotions that make Jon’s stomach flip with anxiety and squeeze his heart.

    Nightwing stares in shock. Batman looks shocked, staring in silence. Damian fully turns his head to glare at Jon, lips pulled back in a confused sneer at the sudden interruption.

    Or, Jon’s already having a bad day when he has to go save Damian from a reckless decision. Already emotionally unstable, he leads with his heart, because Kon did say something about trusting his gut, anyway.

     

    Title from Too Sweet, Hozier.

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    Superman shot down to the mountain of rubble that had begun to shift, carefully pulling away car-sized hunks of stone. Between the grinding of the stones against each other, Clark heard sniffling. “You alright, there Superboy?”

    A small voice called back, “I’m stuck.”

    Clark bristled in shock. “Kon?”

    The boy looking up at him with grey eyes was no more than seven or eight years old. There was dust in his black hair, and he was practically drowning in a Kryptonian suit under a spiked leather jacket. The sleeve had been pinned under a stone.


    One minute, Kon is seventeen, the next, he's seven. Clark grapples with the guilt of wanting more time.

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    Prompt: I know Kara's usually compared to a puppy or a golden retriever but I always think of her as a particularly kind and gregarious big cat (like a v tame lion or tiger) and now I can't let go of the hc that Kryptonians purr

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    Tim pulled away from the kiss to catch his breath, still panting from the fight, but feeling his cheeks darken from all the excitement. He smiled and released his grip of Kon’s curls to gently comb his fingers through his hair and feel Kon melt, almost going limp under his touch. He was so easy to melt into a small little puddle, just the right amount of kisses and pets and he’d be pliant and easy for Tim to handle.

    But Tim wondered how easily he could rile him up.

    Tim leaves Kon needy and desperate in an alley to see what’ll really rile him up

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    Bruce has acquired cat ears, and Clark comes to visit.

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    Bruce finds out that a rival company plans to release a toy line of the Justice League. Said rival company is named LexCorp and a humanitarian's worst nightmare and there’s no way he will let the League be attached to people as abhorrent as that. So he quickly has all the superhero names trademarked. The problem? Now he actually has to use the JL and its assorted heroes in commerce somehow or risk losing the trademark. Hence, Wayne Enterprises launching a toy line.

    Which would be totally fine if the Justice League actually knew that Bruce Wayne and Batman are the same person... As it is, they're not pleased that this bimbo billionaire is profiting off of them. They demand to get a say in the matter (also, why is the Superman action figure arguably the hottest piece of plastic ever seen, what the fuck?).

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    “It’s pretty late,” Conner said, doing his best to be gentle. Jon blinked up at him and hummed incoherently, “You wanna piggyback ride?” He stopped walking, pausing in front of a darkened storefront. Jon looked at him and glared.

    “M’ not a toddler,” Jon insisted, rubbing his eyes in a very childlike manner. He sniffled and yawned.

    “Don’t gotta be for a piggyback ride,” Conner shrugged easily, “Nightwing gets one from the Flash all the time.” He chuckled to himself at the mental image.

    --

    Lois picks Jon and Conner up on the way home

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    The part of Kon’s mind that is wondering what to do is immediately overshadowed by how cute the kid looks. Something deep down inside him rears its head at the sight of Jon looking sad in front of him, messy hair and big, blue eyes, and coos. It wants to snatch Jon up in its arms, hold him tight, and never let him go. He wants to give the kid anything he wants, burn the world down for him if he asks, and, well, he should probably push those intense types of feelings down into a little box and not look at them too closely, because that’s probably not normal and he needs to not go psycho killer when he’s trying to make nice with Clark’s his family.

    OR, Kon and Jon's brotherly bonding and all the feelings that come with it, including weird alien instincts.

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    Kryptonians emit an instinctive croon when young and also when parenting for the first time.

    This changes things.

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    When you take two autistic children, and put them together with a third who is an alien, and all three are natural geniuses at some topic, and throw them on a farm during the vacation, how could you not expect chaos?

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    After returning from space and battling Brainiac, Clark takes a nap in the hayloft.

    Eventually, Kara joins him.

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    It’s a bright, early morning in bed when Bruce learns something new.

    a podfic of

    Haze of Mellow Dopamine by harvestingcosmos

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    It’s a bright, early morning in bed when Bruce learns something new.

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    “What’s that?”
    “What’s what?”
    “Is your phone buzzing?”
    Kara opens a sleepy eye to glance at her phone on the table, sat silent and stationary.
    “No.”
    “What-” Lena pushes herself onto her palms above Kara and glances down at her suspiciously. “Are you buzzing?”

    OR

    Lena discovers Kara purrs when she's happy

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    He’d hated himself before but now Kon had taken it too far. He allowed himself to be brainwashed by Lex, brainwashed into hurting his friends. Into hurting Tim.

    “Kon it’s me! This isn’t you!”

    CRUNCH-

    (or the aftermath of kon breaking tim's arm and learning to trust again. also the title comes from leith ross's 'we'll never have sex')

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    After a mission that leaves everyone in safe condition but exhausted, all of Young Justice decides a little R & R is in order.
    Granted, when you’re young, together without any supervision, all dating each other, and a bunch of superheroes, a chill night in looks a little different

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    Kryptonian biology is a bit different and a lot more complicated than humans. Tim already knew this. He didn’t however, think to apply it to sex.

    Ngh.

    OR

    I gave the Kryptonians a/b/o dynamics, cause I’m nothing if not self-indulgent.

    Tim gets to lose his mind about it.

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    Length: 2 hours, 50 minutes, & 50 seconds
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    Elle escaped the GIW, if barely. Unfortunately the portal she created has sent her not to the Ghost Zone, but an entirely new dimension - one that doesn't have enough ectoplasm for her to survive, let alone leave. Badly injured and surrounded by strangers, the best option she has of surviving is going along with the assumption that she's a Kryptonian, whatever that is. At least Not-Danny and his boyfriend are nice.

    Podfic of Foundling at the Door by Spaced_Ace.

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