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You’re Too Afraid To Touch, Too Afraid You’ll Like It Too Much by Ang3lAmy
Fandoms: Oasis (Band), Blur (Band)
16 Jan 2026
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"Liam left the flat and hurried out into the streets, feeling like he couldn't breathe, like the rain was drowning him. His breath shuddered as he pulled his—Damon's—hood up, wishing the rain would wash away his sins. The memories. The knowing.
But he knew it wouldn't, because his sin didn't sit like dirt on his skin, a layer to be washed away like he wished. It ran deeper, like some uneven thread sewn through his very soul.
This didn't fucking happen, Liam thought, determined to just forget it all. It's like Damon said, it was just a one time thing."
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The story of how a drunken mistake, a drug induced one night stand, between two sworn rivals evolves and develops into something real. Something too real. After that fateful night, Liam Gallagher and Damon Albarn do everything in their power to avoid each other, but it's no use. They're like two magnets, like a moth and flame. Interlinked despite themselves, with no escape.
And deep down, do either even want escape?
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They were supposed to be interviewed together on a radio show. After all, everyone wanted to hear Liam Gallagher and Damon Albarn. But they're trapped together, with alcohol and blood. So are they really such opposites, or are the two britpop stars in the same abyss?
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This was it.
After nearly a year of enduring relentless insults and harassment from Oasis, Blur would finally put them in their place.
In the midst of a quarter-life crisis, Damon befriends the last person he would've expected.
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- Part 1 of The Point
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Noel hates Liam’s new tattoo of his girlfriend’s name. Loathes it. He initially tries not to give Liam the satisfaction of freaking out about it, but it eats away at him, and eventually something has to be said. Something has to be done. Something has to be confirmed.
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when liam gallagher starts highschool, he knows no one. with balancing school and his dreams, he is lost. until he meets a boy, and everything changes.
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Blur had just dropped Parklife and half the country suddenly decided it was cool to wear tracksuits and pretend they were deep. Oasis were about to release Definitely Maybe and Liam Gallagher’s eyebrows were already more famous than most Britpop bassists. And in the middle of it all was this stupid fake feud between the two bands, mostly stirred up by the NME, but also because Liam was a menace and Damon had a god complex and neither of them could shut up for longer than two minutes.
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He's got morning glory and life's a different story. by kewpiepie
Fandoms: Oasis (Band), Blur (Band)
12 Dec 2025
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London, 1995, NME awards and Blur just won, but oasis did also.
there's just some things between Damon and Liam that they need to fix.
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You fuckin’ drivin’ me mad, Albarn.
You started.
Nah, you fuckin’ started, bastard.
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A hot night in 2007. Posh art school boy Damon Albarn's parents are in Ireland for the week and boy, does he have a big house to himself. With a little luck and a whole lot of alcohol, maybe scrappy rebel Liam Gallagher will teach him what it's like to have fun for a change.
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Maggie Williams, MTV's sharpest music journalist, is known for making rockstars squirm. Liam Gallagher, Oasis' unstoppable frontman, is known for never backing down.
When their paths collide, it's the start of something electric-sharp words, late nights, and a tension neither of them can ignore.
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Patsy goes back to her hotel room for something and sees something else.
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- Part 3 of gcest
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Liam has a list of priorities and Patsy and Noel fall somewhere on it.
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- Part 5 of Oasis
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Two of a Kind by Not entirely sane (Biterist)
Fandoms: Oasis (Band), British Singers RPF
03 Sep 2025
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The Gallagher brothers were a lot of things. They were British musicians, fucking artists, drugheads. They were complicated men and fans of Manchester City. Above all, they were brothers.
This is the beginning of a lifelong journey full of acceptance, hate, shame, neglect, and much love between two men of the same kind.
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- Part 1 of The Tour of Brotherly Love
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noel决定在一切发生之前阉割liam,让他只能属于自己
有帕姐的戏份,不喜勿拍
ooc致歉
(灵感来源于冷泡甘棠老师那篇阉割狗的文 -
So-called Roommates by Manon_Jayne
Fandoms: Oasis (Band), Blur (Band), British Singers RPF, Real Person Fiction
23 Aug 2025
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“Sometimes…” he hesitates, she’s never heard him hesitate. Liam Gallagher is an egotistical gob shite, he doesn’t pause in his sentences and he doesn’t just stare at the ground in melancholy silence, “I wish she was you.”
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- Part 1 of Dirty Birds & Filthy Blokes
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Who Makes You Feel Safe When You're Sleeping by maybe123
Fandoms: Blur (Band), Oasis (Band)
31 Jul 2025
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“Just thinking about it now, that it might have been a possibility.” He grinned halfheartedly and rubbed the back of his neck. “You and I, of all people.”
“Why not?” Liam asked, crossing his arms. Damon’s tone was grating.
Damon blinked at him for a few moments and pressed his lips together. “I can think of a few good reasons.”
“Yeah, what then? Fucking britpop?”
“Yes, well,” Damon chuckled awkwardly, “and you’re you and I’m me.”
Liam huffed out a sharp breath and set his jaw. He stood and moved so close to Damon’s face that he could see all the different shades and textures in his eyes. “You don’t know nothing about me.”
“And I suppose you know me?”
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Lia can’t and won’t move on the their first tryst, Dana isn’t quite ready to settle down.
It’s femslash folks.
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- Part 2 of Femininomenon
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Dana Albarn was wasting her Friday night on a first date when she runs into Lia Gallagher.
It’s femslash folks
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- Part 1 of Femininomenon
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…Based on an article mentioning Liam and Damon chatting merrily in the pub after their top of the pops performances in 1996.
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