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When a Dead Man Walks in the Desert, Does He Make a Sound? by RabidPlotBunniesAttackkkk for My dad who always supports me
Fandoms: Top Gun (Movies)
02 Sep 2025
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Gaze wandering to the P-51 once again, drawn to the little plane like a moth to a flame. Pacing around it, putting a hand on it’s side.
“Well, aren’t you the prettiest damn thing, sweetheart?”
Because who was to know that Pete had started talking to the planes because Goose did? Emulating his brother in all but blood, taking confidence in a somewhat odd habit through the ensuing years.
Not noticing the tacky red fingerprints he left on the yellow paint as he hummed a nameless tune, pacing the plane’s perimeter, gauging what whoever owned the plane was up to. Peering into the opened belly of the plane to see the parts missing from the engine, standing on his tiptoes to see from another angle.
Only to be startled by the sound of something shattering behind him.
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The Wicked Whisk — one of the dime-a-dozen kitschy, spooky-themed bakeries and patisseries that dot the streets of Salem, Massachusetts — is still, somehow, the only place that Pete ever wants to be.
It absolutely has nothing to do with the patissier and baker pair who run it; nothing at all.
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this body bares a telling tale by ofguttersandstars for Paxdracona
Fandoms: Top Gun (Movies)
07 Aug 2025
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“You’re our ancient horror,” Ron coos, smiling like he means it. Pete pouts, but his pointed ears twitch to reveal his true happiness.
From the kitchen, Tom appears — his dear Thomas — tall, lean, with his bleach-blond hair floppy and fresh from his shower, and the permanently upright posture of a man who has been trained to sit in a cockpit day-in and day-out.
He’s carrying a blood bag in one hand and a spoon in the other — the spoon, notably, is for his yogurt. “Purring again,” Tom observes, utterly deadpan.
Pete lifts his head like it weighs a hundred pounds. “I am not!”
(Or, Pete is a pouty little vampire; Tom and Ron love him).
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Tommy starts hating his body when he’s thirteen.
(Or, Ice is born intersex, before the world understands what that means — he tries to fix it).
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- Part 1 of Mav's a feral little shit
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Goose coins the term pod, to describe what the five of them are to each other — a family of whales.
(Or, Buck Holler, Tennessee is run by a paramedic-fire duo named Maverick and Goose, an ER doc named Carole, a charge nurse named Iceman and a nurse named Slider, best stick around for miles — they all mean the world to each other).
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When Nicky Bradshaw is six years old, his big brother Jack dies in Vietnam — a little while later, the stars give him a little brother.
(Or, in this universe — Superman ends up being a pilot named Maverick, who landed in a cornfield in Nebraska).
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The jarls have come from across the vast northern world — from Garðaríki, Dyflin, Normandy, Jórvík. Gold glinting at their wrists, old blood crusted in their long beards; each warrior is carved from ice, war, and iron. They come not for tribute, nor for feasting, but for judgment.
Summoned by the death of a nightmare and the crowning of a child still wet behind the ears. Atop the high seat — carved of wolfbone, blackwood, and the scorched antler of a moose that once gored three berserkers — sits the last living son of Ivar the Boneless.
Pétur.
The piglet, a runt if that.
(Or, even as a Viking, Maverick is a troublesome little shit with all the self-worth of a tankard of mead).
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- Part 1 of flight on the wings of the blood eagle
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Heal the scars from off my back (I don't need them anymore) by Lesbian_of_the_chat
Fandoms: Top Gun (Movies)
16 Jun 2025
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Ron feels as though God himself decided to prank him in the most terrible, distasteful, no-good way imaginable. Because, Tom Kazansky, callsign Iceman, ‘ice cold no mistakes’ calm and collected, Ron’s, usually 24-year-old, room-mate and pilot is standing in the middle of their shared living room and looks to currently be around... six..? Max seven years old?
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Tom gets de-aged and Ron tries his best to make the kid stop being so afraid
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A történet fordítás, természetesen a szerző engedélyével. Az eredetit First Impressions címen olvashatjátok PurpleArrowzandLeather tollából itt az AO3-n.
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Talán, csak talán Ice-nak volt néhány előre kialakult elképzelése arról, hogy milyen is Maverick, mielőtt egyáltalán találkozott volna a férfival. Azonban, amikor úgy végzik, hogy mindannyian egy házban kell lakniuk és gondoskodniuk kell a fiatal pilótáról, ő és a többi repülős megkapják életük leggyorsabb valóságellenőrzését. A kölyök nem is olyan rossz.
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- Magyar
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- 2,373
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
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- 42
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The word for what they were is pygopagus — pygo meaning ass and pagus meaning joined.
Pete tells everyone that they were born sharing an ass, often with a grin and an offer to see the scar with thumbs looped into his oversized belt buckle. Jules always corrects him with a sharp, we shared more than an ass. We were born joined at the pelvis and shared six feet of intestine. Then he pinches Pete hard enough on the love handle to make him squawk.
(Maverick used to be a conjoined twin).
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Bradley’s visiting to see how Mav is doing.
Slider is making sure Mav is doing more than alright.
Updates daily!
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It didn't matter anymore who failed Pete in the past
Because now Ron's first priority is to be there for his precious little brother; every step of the way.
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A collection Top Gun of oneshots related to winter.
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Slider gets a call in the middle of the night to say Maverick is in hospital after an accident, perhaps it was no am accident after all.
Hurt / comfort / angst / fluff
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He and Slider have the points now; honestly, he doubts that Maverick will ever fly again. His screams over comms will haunt Ice for the rest of his life, the long or short of it.
He smothers the urge to fall to his knees and weep.
He’s lost so many friends, so many lovers, but this is — this was Nicky and Ice killed him.
(Or, Ice gets Goose killed and tries to join the 27 Club).
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- Part 2 of Tommy Eats the Drum Kit (on vinyl)
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The door was wide open, thunder lighting up the sky behind the blond who was drenched from head to toe, but more alarmingly was the body in his friend's arms. Limp and equally as drenched cradled against his pilot's chest as if Ice was attempting to provide some ill placed comfort.
“What the hell happened?”
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Carry the lad that's born to be King, over the sea to Skye by ofguttersandstars
Fandoms: Top Gun (Movies)
06 Jul 2024
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“Mammy?” Pete asks her later, around a mouthful of chicken and dumplings from a big pot that's bubbling away on the stove. “Is you a princess?”
She nods and smiles, wiping her hands on her apron; it’s dotted in little fishies. “Ah usit tae be, a long time ago. Ma name was Princess Anne Mary Fraser Stuart, but ah like Mrs. Annie Mitchell much better now.” She kisses him on both cheeks until he laughs so hard he nearly chokes.
She talks funny, his Mammy, and she sings funny too, but Pete likes it — it sounds like home.”
(In which Maverick is sometimes a prince).
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Something goes shatter in the middle of the night. More than one 'something'. And Slider's the one dealing with it all.
OR;;
Slider falls for their unexpected roommate.
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Almost a year after the accident, it’s Goose and Carole’s anniversary, and Maverick has to call in reinforcements to get Carole and Bradley through it.
Meanwhile, no one can get a hold of Iceman and Sarah, and it’s a day when Maverick really needs his wingman (subsequent chapters)
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- Part 18 of Better Together