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It had been easier than expected to pull away from the rest of his family after the Battle. It was easy enough to claim to need rest and recuperation and avoid them all as they waded through their own shit, thinking he had his under control.
He had no job. No roommate. No family suffocating him. No war looming over his head. No plan. Fred had nothing really, other than a roof over his head and a deep burning within him to change every fucking thing he could about his life.
Time to let himself be part of something new and entirely his own. Something that had nothing to do with the war, magic, or his life as a Weasley.
For as long as the world would let him, at any rate.
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Ginny Weasley outgrew her past.
She left behind the stadium lights and the family name. Now she lives quietly and no one really knows how close to the edge she’s walking. She plans to keep it that way.
Lucius Malfoy sees more than she wants him to.
But then, he’s not quite the man the world believes he is, either.They recognise each other beneath the masks, beneath the manners.
It starts at a Ministry gala.
It doesn’t end there.Enter. Or don’t. That’s up to you.
Just don’t expect a soft, fluffy romance.It’s far from it.
Mature readers only.
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Malfoy Heir Released from Azkaban: Lenient Pardon Due to The Boy-Who-Lived-Twice and His Golden Girl.
That was the headline on the Prophet that morning when George woke up.
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“Why not? You have the space, I’ve seen your flat. You have four extra guest rooms—”
“I want to help him, more than anything, I yearn to help him. He was one of my best friends,” a soft sound came from the back of her throat, a mix between a cry of despair and a growl of frustration. “But his parole stipulations prevent him from residing with or working for any of his prior accomplices. It’s utter tosh. They’re trying to make it impossible for him to find work, or a roof to sleep under.“They’re still trying to punish him outside of Azkaban.”
He slowly leaned forward and pressed the softest of kisses to her forehead and savored the tender moment for just a beat longer before whispering, “Worry not, my love, I will not let him falter.”
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- Part 23 of Fests and Quests
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"𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀𝗻'𝘁 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗻 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗶𝘀𝗲𝗹𝘆｡"
When Ruby Lovewell, a thriving magical fashion designer, returns to London to expand her business, she finds herself caught between the success she built and the life she left behind.
Reuniting with old friends, facing unexpected changes, and clashing with the life she once knew so well, Ruby begins to wonder-does she truly know what it means to love well, or has she only ever known how to leave?
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Hermione was ready for a holiday. She’s had a tough academic year retaking her NEWTs in preparation for a career as an Unspeakable, a position offered to her by the Ministry. She had a perfect plan. This plan was broken when Ron cheated on her. Now Hermione wonders if she should rethink all her plans for the future, but the pressure from the public and the Ministry threatens to consume her.
This holiday was meant to be a breath of fresh air to organise her priorities and work on herself, surrounded by her closest friends. Things don’t exactly go to plan again, but after a week camping by the English coast, her plans finally come together to form a happy ending.
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Hermione goes camping in Cornwall with her friends, her ex, and his new girlfriend. Old crushes resurface, and late-night conversations lead to a new relationship and a career change.Fred is still a little broken after the war. However, he can rely on his twin brother to tease just as he always has, especially when it comes to a certain witch. But Fred gives as good as he gets when George takes interest in a very special wizard.
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As the Second Wizarding War ended, many students decided to go back to Hogwarts to finish their studies. Anne-Leigh Conway was one of them.
While she attempts to come to terms with what's happened, she gets entangled in an effort set forth by Headmistress McGonagall, who is aiming to breathe some life into the school.
Despite trying to focus on her studies, spending hours upon hours in the library to reach her academic expectations, it never crossed her mind that mischief might be what she needed.
But it crossed someone else's.
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Thalia Winterbourne has always lived under the watchful and exacting eye of her grandfather, a stern man devoted to preserving the family's proud lineage and spotless reputation.
Thalia's life is a well-ordered routine, leaving little room for joy or adventure. But everything changes one fateful day when a harmless prank orchestrated by the mischievous Weasley twins brings chaos-and unexpected light-into her life.
As Thalia's horizons expand she discovers the world outside of her carefully maintained bubble is not only unpredictable but brimming with possibility.
With the Wizarding World on the brink of war, and as the shadow of Lord Voldemort grows, Thalia is thrust into challenges set to test her courage and resolve. With new allies she will need to learn how to confront her fears, stand up for what she believes in and uncover her reason why. -
Meep-Meep by Slytheremm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Muppets - All Media Types
24 Aug 2025
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Argus had had enough. The kids. The professors. The pranks. He’d had enough. He hated kids.
Ironic, considering.
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- Part 2 of Orange You Glad You Can Read?
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99 Hints and Fred Missed Every Single One (TRADUZIONE ITALIANA) by silmjller
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Aug 2025
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Fred Weasley è irrimediabilmente ignaro, e Hermione Granger non aspetta più che lui si accorga che si è innamorata di lui. La famiglia Weasley osserva con divertita frustrazione mentre Fred si lascia sfuggire dei segnali, mentre Hermione cerca – senza successo – di andare avanti. Ma quando Fred finalmente capisce cosa ha sempre avuto davanti agli occhi, sarà troppo tardi? O solo l'inizio di qualcosa di brillante?
Una storia d'amore a lenta combustione, piena di battute, occasioni mancate, intromissioni familiari e un bacio al momento giusto.
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The Silver Envelope - Ezüst boríték by Nyx_cinder for sinflower81
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Aug 2025
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"Mondd még egyszer, hogy engedjelek el, Granger.
Mondd még egyszer, hogy csak a barátom akarsz lenni."Öt év telt el azóta, hogy Draco utoljára beszélt Grangerrel. A dolgok megváltoztak, és bár nehéz lesz elnyerni a bizalmát, nem tud távol maradni tőle. Hermione a házimanók jogaiért harcol világszerte, de amikor szakítása Ronnal felforgatja az életét, tudja, hogy csak egyvalaki segíthet rajta.
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The Wonderful Wizarding World of Online Shopping by ijbolromione
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Aug 2025
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"Really-'
"-we thought it looked fantastic!"
"Fantastic?" These look horrible!" Ron said.Fred and George decide that Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes need a new uniform. They discover the magnificent wonders of online shopping.
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Day 1 stats: Word count 6789, Shag meter 6. If George is your boyfriend, then why are 2 of these from Fred?
Teenage dirtbag postwar, you work at WWW and are best friends & roommates with the twins.
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Like A Layered Crepe by Shinxielan
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery (Video Game)
19 Aug 2025
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Alastor “Mad-Eye” Moody is a man defined by his paranoia and relentless pursuit of justice. For years, every Dark wizard he caught was sent to Azkaban—but not all remained there, and some would stop at nothing for revenge. That’s why the Wizarding World is stunned to learn he has a wife and a daughter, kept hidden in the shadows for years to shield them from the enemies he’s made.
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Evangeline Quinn returns to Hogwarts with a glow-up and a plan: launch Arcana Atelier, an enchanted fashion brand that turns beautiful clothes into quiet weapons. Fred Weasley spots a business rival—and a partner. Somewhere between prototypes and pranks, rivalry stitches itself into love. When the fireworks finally fly, will they choose to leave Hogwarts on their own terms—side by side?
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Dangerous Dice, Dumb Dudes, and Death-Defying Double Dutch by AshJuillet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Aug 2025
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The weight of what he was about to do crashed into him like a Bludger, and Harry wondered if it was too late to back out now. He’d defeated Voldemort as a fourteen-year-old, but a pair of unusual dice had him silently quaking in terror.
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- Part 329 of Challenges
- Part 4 of Little Slytherin, Big Secrets
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When the Ministry makes the Malfoys use their home as a makeshift summer camp for first years attending Hogwarts, Draco is forced to spend time with the many of his past classmates. After a series of pranks, Hermione and Draco are forced to room together. What could go wrong? Or right?
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Evelyn Lupin is a young witch who struggles with the challenges of navigating her magical abilities and her unconventional family background. As Evelyn navigates through the trials and tribulations of her magical education, she finds herself entangled in a forbidden romance with one of her closest friends. Fred Weasley.
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Pocketful of Ronsy by beckysbooktok for emilyinwonderland, holygnocchi, orolin
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Jul 2025
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"Hmm," she hummed, taking another sip of her martini. "Why didn’t you and Granger work out?"
"She was always too swotty, she’s a great friend, but I would have driven her insane. I didn’t expect her to fall for sodding Malfoy though. Although, there have been crazier outcomes from the war."
Pansy sipped her drink. "Like your sister falling for Theo?"
Ron smirked and slightly shook his head. “Like me falling for you.”
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Millie helps Fred test out a new potion for the Wonder Witch line.
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Gunpowder, Gelatine, Dynamite With a Lazer Beam by Violetfish_09
Fandoms: Harry Potter - Fandom
17 Jul 2025
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The story starts when Fred is in his fifth year. He slowly comes to terms with his sexuality and realizes that he has had a huge crush on Cedric Diggory for as long as he can remember. Fred navigates coming out, dating, developing Weasley Wizard Wheezes, and friendship.