13thMuse
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Above-Average-Sized Cylinder by 13thMuse
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Oct 2025
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u/Heavenly_Pillar3074: How would one get a large cylinder (36.8cm length, 20.32cm girth) unstuck from a poster tube?
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- Part 1 of Schlocktober
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Cephalotus by 13thMuse
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Jul 2025
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"You could go anywhere. You could go back home, back to the ocean. Why do you come back here?"
Luo Binghe draws away slightly. Yuan-ge, he signs, then falters. Laboriously, in their cobbled-together language, he conveys, Yuan-ge want Binghe go? Binghe go long ocean not come back, Yuan-ge… happy?
"No!" Luo Binghe jumps a little, and Shen Yuan takes a deep breath and tries to rein in his tone. "I don't want you to go. I just want to understand."
Luo Binghe creeps closer again. Yuan-ge here, he signs.
Luo Binghe is a not-so-little octopus mermaid, and Shen Yuan is the marine biology graduate student attempting to study him. Will they ever manage to get on the same wavelength?
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Love, in Choice Beguiled by 13thMuse
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Mar 2025
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Luo Binghe's heart didn’t usually open so swiftly and fully for another. Rather than a flower blooming, it was like an oyster at low tide, hard-shelled and self-protective. He felt gratitude and admiration easily enough, but devotion, adoration, trust… he’d thought those feelings had been burned out of him in his youth.
Yet at the very sight of Shen Yuan, Luo Binghe’s heart had unlocked and spilled out at his feet, soft and raw and helpless.
Young demon lord Luo Binghe stumbles into a wifeplot—in the role of a wife this time. Fortunately for him, a rogue cultivator named Shen Yuan happens to live nearby.
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To Ride a Scaled Horse by 13thMuse for mercurial_moth
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
25 Jan 2025
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Luo Binghe ran his hand along his newly-scaled side, up his neck, and settled the palm of his hand under one large eye. Shen Qingqiu blinked– ugh, was that a nictitating membrane? Gross.
“Shizun is always the most alluring to this disciple,” Luo Binghe breathed. His cheeks were rosy, and his eyes sparkled like a winter night.
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“What.”
Or:
When Shen Qingqiu runs afoul of a wife plot, the Stallion volunteers to take his own turn riding cowgirl.
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Heart Aflutter by 13thMuse
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
12 May 2024
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A series of vignettes featuring a twitterpated Luo Binghe and an oblivious Shen Qingqiu. Now with wings!
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Schlocktober by 13thMuse
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Oct 2025
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It's The Sunday Morning After (And Baby, Who The Hell Are You?) by Mikkeneko
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Mar 2026
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Shang Qinghua wakes up with a splitting hangover one morning to find Shen Qingqiu sleeping in his bed... and also Shen Qingqiu sleeping on his floor. What did the two of them do last night, and more importantly, what the hell are they going to do now?!
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18 Mar 2026
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Swallow You Down by Boom_After_Dark (Boomchick)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Mar 2026
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Emperor of the combined realms Luo Binghe wants to give his newest and most beloved conquest an unforgettable night of pleasure by taking after his most talented wives and sucking his cock till he whites out. It's not like he minds, he's used to doing the dirty work.
He's unprepared for Shen Yuan to have a problem with that.
A story about filth feeling cleansing when it's with the right person, written for the SVSSS Gotcha for Gaza!
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06 Mar 2026
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Recovery by Moonsheen
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Jan 2021
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Luo Binghe returns to Cang Qiong Mountain with a grievously injured Shen Qingqiu.
The trouble is, it's the wrong Shen Qingqiu.
AKA The original Shen Qingqiu gets a happy ending, whether he likes it or not.
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- Part 1 of Recovery
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- English
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04 Mar 2026
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inside my skin, / loving you by orphan_account
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Jul 2020
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He at last identified what was dangerous in her laugh. It sounded like bells, like the lower version to the jangling of her boots, and he had so come to associate that sound with Hua Cheng being devastating. Her clever fingers removed her inner robe from her shoulders next, letting the fabric pool at her waist and exposing so much pearlescent skin he thought he might faint.
"I asked if gege would like to touch. Or would he prefer to digest solely with his eyes?"
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20 Feb 2026
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If on an early spring’s night a traveler by rebirth9981
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Feb 2026
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A scholar boy, a stormy night, a temple in the middle of nowhere, a beautiful fox spirit.
You know this story.
Except Xie Lian wasn’t actually a scholar *boy*, and the fox spirit cooked delicious vegetarian food.
E rating applies pretty much only to the last chapter, so if that's what you want, you know where to look o.<
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20 Feb 2026