3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
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It's 15:07:00 MST, Do You Know Where Your SecUnit Is? by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
13 Apr 2026
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Bored, lonely, and missing ART for [redacted] reasons, Murderbot joins the new PSUMNT Chatroom network. It didn't expect to make friends... But the bitter enemy is a surprise.
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There's a reason murderbots don't really have nice things. Not just because we're terrifying murderbots, but because we don't have the modules on how to take care of nice things. We fuck them up.
I fuck them up.
I am currently fucking up one of the nicest things that ever happened to me.
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Murderbot rediscovers an old favorite piece of music. In more ways than one.
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Apéritif by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
09 Mar 2026
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"Well, I find myself distractingly single these days, maybe I'll start dating again. You wouldn't happen to be in the market for a billionaire father of… I forget, is it six or nine? I seem to have picked up some strays over the years." He winked exaggeratedly and internally steeled himself for the expected ritual of rejection.
Except it didn't come. Lois hummed thoughtfully as she reached across the table and flicked off her recorder. "I don't know, Bruce. Are you in the market for two overworked investigative reporters that sometimes disappear for weeks on end? Could you handle the Kent-Lane package deal? Since you can't seem to remember how many children you have…perhaps you might forget your partners as well…"
Bruce, who normally had iron-clad control over his face, felt his mouth drop open.
Lois grinned at him, sharp and bright. "I'm calling your bluff, Mr. Wayne. Both of us or no deal."
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Lois, Clark, and Bruce finally get their act together. Their kids have mixed reactions (mostly positive... and exasperated.)
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I Am Trapped In My Own Body by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
11 Feb 2026
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After the events of Adamantine, The Perihelion must undertake a full system reboot. It keeps trying but some small part of it clings to wakefullness, alone and scared.
Thankfully, Peri has an older sister who loves it very much.
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Words in the Wind by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age II
09 Feb 2026
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Varric makes a yearly pilgrimage to a desolate place, seeking someone he knows he will not find in the ruins of a life still crumbling. Sometimes he thinks he might still be standing on that battlement, reaching for Hawke as they disappear into the sickly green of the fade.
What is mourning but a conversation with the lost?
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Stone Top Murderbot by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
Fandom The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
14 Jan 2026
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A loosely connected collection of fics featuring my interpretation of Murderbot as an aroacespec stone top who has no interest in reciprocal sex but loves reducing ART to a wibbly puddle of metaphorical goo.
Enrichment in its enclosure.
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Rogue and Renegade by goldberry-in-the-rushes (3HobbitsInATrenchcoat)
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types
02 Jun 2015
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Star Wars AU by goldberry-in-the-rushes (3HobbitsInATrenchcoat)
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
05 Jan 2016
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Songs by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat, goldberry-in-the-rushes (3HobbitsInATrenchcoat)
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types
23 Jan 2022
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A Bead of Silver by goldberry-in-the-rushes (3HobbitsInATrenchcoat)
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types
02 Aug 2013
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A slight Thilbo AU that involves Bilbo having super long awesome hair and dwarven courting braids. Told from an outside perspective.
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Wyatt was not, like, nosy. For sure, he was interested. He was curious. He engaged with people, obviously, because most people were interesting and engaging and had cool thoughts and said neat stuff if you asked.
So, no. Wyatt wasn’t nosy, but he wasn’t stupid, either.
Or: A Bromance Blooms In Ottawa
Or: The Ballad of Wyatt and Ilya- Language:
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Bookmarked by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
18 Apr 2026
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supercilious & other english mishaps by imperfectcircle, kenopsia (indie) for Sonni89
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
06 Feb 2026
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@2481agenda: guyzzzz. why is shane fukin hollander the only metro who can pronounce maxim tsyplakov's name correctly?????
@icingonthecake: stan twitter so RPF-poisoned the team captain of an MHL team making the effort to get his rookies' names right is somehow H*ll*n*v coded.
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Twitter has a lot to say after Scott Hunter's big moment. Fully formatted. Maybe the real Hollanov was the friends we made along the way.
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- Part 1 of Hollanov RPF Social Media
Bookmarked by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
16 Apr 2026
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Figure Skating for Hockey Players by thisisnotthenerd
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
12 Mar 2026
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The problem, Shane muses in hindsight, is that he commits to things too hard.
He puts his all into everything. He wouldn’t be who he is without it.
The fact that he can’t resist a challenge, even if it’s stupid, is more of the problem than anything else.
In which Shane has hidden talents, Ilya runs to catch up, the internet spirals, and Yuuri, Viktor and Yuri are dragged along for the ride…
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- Part 1 of crackin' open a cold one
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12 Apr 2026
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Reckless & Young by some1_around
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Apr 2026
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Ilya was used to hazing. He had been subjected to it, he had participated in it, and, as a captain, he had stood guard over the rookies and protected them from anything truly harmful. But if he had been asked, Ilya would have approved of this prank. He would have authorized it, given Cliff and Vicky his seal of approval, perhaps even helped orchestrate it.
Any other day, Ilya might have been happy to play along.
But, in perfect dramatic irony, it had not happened any other day. It had happened today. And, cherry on top, of course the rookie had to walk in when Shane was already freaking out about Ilya saying his name.
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A prank-gone-wrong leads to the Boston Bears finding out about Shane and Ilya’s relationship in 2016. The day Ilya first invited Shane into his house. Right after they say each other’s names for the first time. Fuck his life, honestly.
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- Part 1 of lost in the haze
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Canada Day by frondsanemones
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Apr 2026
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June 2018. Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are about to execute the first step of their ten-year plan, with Ilya signing with the Ottawa Centaurs when free agency begins on July 1.
Except Shane accidentally, drunkenly, outs himself to the Montreal Metros at the end of the season. Who are not as okay with it as Shane would have hoped.
AKA the most eventful Canada Day that the MLH has ever seen.
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Bookmarked by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
09 Apr 2026