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“You, uh. Sure know your way around a CRT,” Tenna says. “I didn’t know you were a mechanic.”
“I sell cars,” Spamton had replied, back when Tenna was addressing him. “If you talk [Big] with nothing to back it up, people think you’re a hack.”
“Well,” Tenna said, “are you?”
Spamton sprayed the compressed air into his smug face.
That would have been preferable to drowning in insulation foam and getting licked clean by a clown (“HANDS OFF THE [[Officil Merchandise]]!!”). Jevil’s nuisance was missed as soon it was over though, because then all he had was the realization that that was his last chance. To do what, he isn’t sure. To demand an apology. To explain why he ran away. To scream at him. To break that stupid screen himself, just to get it over with, and crawl inside there never to emerge. Then at least they’d be together.
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An unseen, silent, approximately 4 foot tall individual takes it upon himself to fix the fallen Lord of the Screens. To raise a middle finger to the mysterious phone-calling, prophecy-defining benefactor who screwed him over and made him a living puppet, of course. No other reason.
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Bookmarked by 3littleMissKitKit178
10 Jan 2026
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A ring echoed through the kitchen, the phone was in a different room. It seemed like somebody wanted to order. Peppino walked over and picked up the line. He was interrupted by a painfully familiar voice. Turns out, his brother and his nephew, Maurice and Maurice Junior, want to visit him for his birthday. Peppino finds this out the day they arrive, and he's completely lost.
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28 Dec 2025
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Wandering eyes of his are desperate to lay upon a window, or a shadow of pure black, anything greater than this endless sea of cobalt which reliably corrupts his white jersey too. He envies the sweet little Elsen in his carnival chair who was capable of feeling nausea, and just as swiftly regrets being capable of envy.
Or: The Player goes away during some XP grinding, and the Batter doesn't take it well.
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- Part 2 of i keep writing batter suffering
Bookmarked by 3littleMissKitKit178
15 Dec 2025
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Spamton accidentally falls out of the inventory after the events of Chapter 3. Alone and without anybody to help him in Castle Town, where mainly those who still know him aren't friendly to him, Spamton finds a recently-recruited television who doesn't recognize him whatsoever and chooses to use this to his advantage.
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Bookmarked by 3littleMissKitKit178
15 Dec 2025
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There's been something watching him not long after the tower fell. He can feel it, the sensation of eyes on him felt like a sixth sense, whenever he works the front alone.
He doesn't know who or what it is, and it's scaring him.
Bookmarked by 3littleMissKitKit178
13 Dec 2025
