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    31 Sanders Sides Ship oneshots following these prompts (shoutout to @Forever_And_Always_Dreaming for the idea!!):
    NOTE: The Rape/Non-Con warning only applies for ONE work in this collection (prompt 21). The Explicit rating and Dead Dove tag apply to THREE works (prompts ???, ???, and 21)

    1. Favorite Ship
    2. Logicality
    3. Favorite Janus Ship
    4. Remile
    5. Intrulogical
    6. Favorite Virgil Ship
    7. Dukeceit
    8. Prinxiety
    9. Favorite Three Person Poly Ship
    10. Analogical
    11. Royality
    12. Favorite Remy Ship
    13. Moceit
    14. Favorite Logan Ship
    15. LAMP
    16. Ship of Choice
    17. Favorite Remus Ship
    18. Moxiety
    19. Favorite Roman Ship
    20. Dukexiety
    21. Roceit
    22. The Dark Sides
    23. Loceit
    24. Intruality
    25. Favorite Emile Ship
    26. Anxceit
    27. Logince
    28. Favorite Patton Ship
    29. Creativitwins
    30. Favorite Four Person Poly Ship
    31. Least Favorite Ship

    All of these are angst in some way, shape, or form (HEED THE TAGS FOR ALL WORKS). None of these are being posted in order. Feel free to use the prompt list for yourself :)

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    A South Park: Stick of Truth x Ever After High AU where our favorite fourth graders are now fifteen and preparing to sign the Storybook of Legends.
    Stan Marsh, the next Ranger of Larnion, is dreading his destiny after his father went off script and wrecked havoc in the land of Ever After.
    Kyle Broflovski, the next King of the Drow Elves, wants his Happily Ever After but needs Stan on board with his destiny in order to get it.
    Kenny McCormick, the next Prince of Kupa Keep, needs to sign the book before anyone finds out he's taking the destiny in place of his sister.
    Eric Cartman, the next Grand Wizard King of Kupa Keep, wants two things: world domination and to piss off Kyle.

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    Modern day retellings of various S.E. Hinton books, but if they were in the South Park universe
    ALL STANDALONES/CAN BE READ IN ANY ORDER

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    And there are places I will never ever go
    And things that only Carolina will ever know

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  1. Rec 9

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    Roman is Thomas' ego. When Thomas' ego gets bruised, so does Roman.
    It hurts, but so do his thoughts when he feels so low.

    Someone comes to help.

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    28 Feb 2026

  2. Rec 9

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    The water flows unceasingly.

    For Virgil, Truth is hard to find. It is lost in the sea of lies and secrets that have corrupted everything and everyone, it seems. There is nowhere to hide. Nowhere is safe. How can he move forward without a guiding light? Who will save him?

    Mercifully, the water flows unceasingly.

    Come Into the Water.

    Or, Virgil finds truth in the form of a cave hidden deep in the back of the Mindscape. It sings a song to him, a song he would very much like to join.

    Come Into the Water.

     

    (A big bang fic!)

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    26 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Holy fuck.

  3. Rec 2

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    Roman hears a crash in Logan's room and discovers him kneeling in the middle of his trashed room with burning orange eyes.

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    26 Feb 2026

  4. Rec 11

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    Idioms are figurative, right? Not for the Sides. Join them and Thomas on their journey of figuring out each other’s idioms, and helping each other through them. Idioms are more dangerous to the Sides’ physical and mental health than you might think.

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    25 Feb 2026

  5. Rec 6

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    "I— I must apologise again, if I made it sound as though romance has no place at all in Thomas' life. I never meant you."

    Roman shrugs. "Don't worry about it. In fact, you almost had me convinced."

    Logan frowns. He had noticed that upon his initial exposé of the supposed problem, Roman had been strangely silent and then barely argued until the others jumped in, even when Virgil turned to him for help, and Janus full-on stared at the prince in disbelief, waiting for something. An indignation, an explosion that would have happened, once upon a time, but didn't there. "Truly?"

    "All I've done is hurt Thomas with my decisions lately. You had a point."
     

    Or. Two lonely sides talk.

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    25 Feb 2026