12 Bookmarks by Absconeder
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The Long Road Begins at Home by owlet
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
24 Nov 2017
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Oh sure, reunion results in happiness, kittens, and rainbows, because that's definitely how life goes when you've just spent 70 years as a tool of villainy. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
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- Part 3 of Infinite Coffee and Protection Detail
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- English
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Bookmarked by Absconeder
01 Aug 2026
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Barnes wanting to make little hand turkers and asking about when to say the things is prescuois as fuckkkkk
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Team-Building Exercises by owlet
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
30 Mar 2015
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Integration into adult human social dynamics requires attention and effort. Especially with this bunch of damaged bozos.
(A series of interconnected one-shots.)
Here's a great drawing of Barnes and cat Eleanor, doing what they do best: http://masykruger.tumblr.com/post/132543566312/i-love-these-fics-so-much
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- Part 2 of Infinite Coffee and Protection Detail
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Multi did not care about that case. If it was up to him, he would have just blown the whole building up. But he was not the judge.
Quackity was.
And because of that, he cared.
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- Part 1 of A Vial Full of You
Bookmarked by Absconeder
11 Jun 2026
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Multi wasn’t particularly keen on developing a cure for some nosy spy who didn’t obey the rules, so the Regime Leader decided to strike where it hurt the most – he targeted the only thing that mattered to the scientist besides uranium.
That reckless decision awakened something dangerous, forcing Multi and Quackity to face things they had tried so hard to ignore.
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- Part 2 of A Vial Full of You
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Annie is not very good at talking dirty. However, that's sure as hell not going to stop her.
Bookmarked by Absconeder
22 Apr 2026
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"Yes, Sam,” she moaned. “Spurt your love juice into my moist canal.”
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Dobby has come to kill his old master, but he finds himself oddly aroused by the man, so takes an unconventional route of revenge.
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Category: Romance%, No Major Glitches by ayaboba
Fandoms: Collinlock16 - Oneshef (Web Series)
16 Nov 2025
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Assimilation doesn't understand the significance of touch, the press of their bodies together. Hands, arms, hips, mouths. It sends its heart rate through the roof, its eye unconsciously widening, and its pupil dilating. But it doesn't understand why.
And Andre isn't a talker. He doesn't explain, only touches.
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- Part 1 of A1P1 Speedrun, Any%
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Humans make mistakes, it's part of the human condition.
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In which Impulse and Bdubs do as newlyweds are wont to do; Ren evangelises to Bigb about the benefits of mutual masturbation; Jimmy discovers an effective method for calming Tango down; Joel discovers the exceptionally enjoyable dangers of antagonising Etho; Cleo and Martyn do a bit of long-distance relationship negotiation; Scar sends Grian down memory lane to a different world entirely; and precisely nothing changes between Pearl and Scott.
(Seven short drabbles about the soulmate duos discovering that it's not only pain that transfers over, in approximate order of how well they handle it.)
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5 people that forced him to eat +1 where he had the choice
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Struck by Lightning by princely_manner
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Yandere high school
12 Sep 2022
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What a way to go out
Something this town will forever talk about
The two kids who were laying down
And struck by lightning in front of your house.Grian isn't feeling very good, Taurtis lays with him.
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- Part 33 of Yandere High School - Samgladiator
Bookmarked by Absconeder
18 May 2024
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I do love them. Very sweet, I remember back in 2022 I'd read this.
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There is something so oddly oxymoronic about the phrase dead tired.
Perhaps it would be simpler to call it a paradox. A paradox refers to a contradiction in a logical sentence or phrase. Dead tired. One cannot be tired if they are dead.
Cellbit is dead tired, yet his heart pounds in his ears as his eyes fly open with the terrified memory of something ripped from his throat. Is it an oxymoron or a paradox?