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Down to the River by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Mar 2026
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Shen Yuan has been transmigrated into the body of a nameless random in a wuxia universe and has yet to figure out which one...or at least that was the case until his terrible neighbors fished a baby out of the river.
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“Is that a baby?” Shen Yuan squawked before being hushed from every angle. A few of the men looked over their shoulders back towards the village and Shen Yuan abruptly understood the root of their concern.They didn’t want their wives to overhear.
‘Not good,’ Shen Yuan thought. They wouldn’t be worried about that if they weren’t planning to do something awful.
“It’s a fish,” one of the older, burlier men who acted as the de facto leader of the river folk said as he fixed Shen Yuan with a glare. “Just a fish.”
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Or: that one where Shen Yuan is just a fisherman. Did you not hear him say that he was just a fisherman? Why does no one believe him when he says that?Bookmarked by AbsoluteZero
23 Mar 2026
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“Naruto is a person with a name,” Iruka snapped, already way past the limit of his patience for the day. Funny, how he could spend all day with small children, but a single council meeting wore him down to the bone. “Use it.”
“Hmm.”
For a long second, Iruka thought that he was about to die. And then Hatake’s eye curled in a friendly crinkle, an approximation of a smile.
“You’ll do,” Hatake said.*** 5 times Kakashi & Iruka tried to be a normal family for Naruto + 1 time they were a full on ninja family ***
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22 Mar 2026
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Speaking My Language by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Mar 2026
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Mobei-Jun does not speak human. He does not speak human even a little bit, as Shang Qinghua has tested by saying absolutely unholy filthy things to him that should have gotten him instantly murdered, but instead only earns him a blank, annoyed stare.
“My king, please, it’s only water. It’s unpoisoned, see? See, I’ll drink some. Ahh, tasty, safe water! Please, drink it? You’re sweating so much, you’re, like, melting.” He helps Mobei-Jun drink the water. “... God I really want to lick the sweat off your neck.”
Mobei-Jun does not react. Ahaha, this is kind of fun. Except for all the ways that it’s so fucking inconvenient.
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Shang Qinghua wrote PIDW to have many different languages; he does not remember this.
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- Part 7 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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19 Mar 2026
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weight at the collar by ZamalV
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Mar 2026
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“You know what?” Shang Qinghua said suddenly, throwing up his hands. “Fine. Be that way.”
The stoat did not turn around.
“Stay on the chair, ignore me, judge me silently from your lofty perch—I don’t care anymore. I really don’t have time to deal with this right now.” he continued, the words coming faster now that they had started. “My king is already missing, everything sucks, the entire fortress is one bad day away from deciding I’m more useful as fertilizer than administrator, and I’m already teetering right on the brink of losing what little composure I have left. So congratulations, demon stoat, you’ve officially been promoted to ‘problem I’m too tired to solve.’ Enjoy the chair.”
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Shang Qinghua gains a therapy animal while trying to figure out where his king has gone.
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18 Mar 2026
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The Magical Power of Extensions by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Mar 2026
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Shang Qinghua has been secretly cutting his hair for years. Shen Qingqiu is incredibly offended (but mostly jealous) that this has been going on.
He wants a cute lob too! This calf-length hair is overrated!
Much later, a blackened Luo Binghe is horrified when he believes he has accidentally ripped out most of his shizun's beautiful hair and runs away out of shame. Surprisingly, Mobei-jun is the one to clear this up. (Don't you know, Junshang? Humans have re-attachable hair.)
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18 Mar 2026
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What the wine whispers by CielQuill
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Mar 2026
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Wei Wuxian looks into Lan Zhan's eyes. His heart comes to a stuttering stop. Those eyes are not bright. Those eyes are not full of life or want. They are glazed over and glassy. Completely unaware.
They are not the eyes Wei Wuxian loves.
They need to stop.
"Lan Zhan," Wei Wuxian whispers. He wills his heart. Wraps his arms around strong shoulders and pulls Lan Zhan close. Uses all the strength he has left to stop those wandering hands and treacherous touches. Eventually, Lan Zhan gives up. Goes still. Lets out soft snores against Wei Wuxian's neck.
He wants Lan Zhan. He wants Lan Zhan hauntingly.
But not like this.
When Wei Wuxian comes to the aid of an intoxicated Lan Wangji, he does not expect what follows. Will he be able to fix his mistake, or are some things best left in the dark?
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11 Mar 2026
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The woman had her hair tucked under a knit hat, and her eyes were actually kind.
"You are cold," she said.
"I'm fine," Shane said. His teeth betrayed him with a chatter.
She unwound her scarf from her own neck and wrapped it around his.
Eight-year-old Shane goes to a hockey camp in Moscow, becomes a victim to language barrier, and gets rescued by a woman who gives him her scarf and tells him snow angels are real.
Eighteen years later, Ilya finds out his mother had already met the love of his life.
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11 Mar 2026
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Shane reached out without thinking, his fingers brushing against the rough fabric of Ilya’s jacket sleeve.
Ilya flinched away. “Dun’ touch me!”
Shane blinked, thrown. “What the - ”
“I already have boyfriend!” Ilya declared, pulling his jacket around himself like a shield. “Are practically engaged!”
Shane just stared. “Ilya. It’s me.”
“Only my boyfriend may unwrap me.” Ilya announced. “Is respect.”
Ilya gets drunk and refuses to be touched by anyone except his boyfriend. Unfortunately for Shane, Ilya does not realize his boyfriend is the one taking him home.
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11 Mar 2026
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Shane delivered the Russian greeting flawlessly. “Zhenit'sya.”
The music from a nearby speaker suddenly felt obnoxiously loud in the abrupt silence that followed.
“Hollander,” Tanner said slowly, “did you just… propose to Rozanov?”
Shane decides to learn Russian for completely normal reasons, such as pride, spite, and being deeply in love with his boyfriend. Ilya agrees to teach him as a joke.
This goes about as well as you’d expect.
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11 Mar 2026
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"Anyway, I wanted to congratulate you."
"...thank you." Scott said cautiously.
"You are probably oldest to ever win Cup, so that is very impressive. They should give you special geriatric award."
There it was.
"Jesus fucking Christ, kid." Scott huffed a laugh. "You're a piece of work, you know that?"
"Ah, but I am funny." Rozanov shrugged, sipping his vodka. "And hot." He winked at Kip.
Kip's jaw flew open and Scott immediately pulled his boyfriend closer to him. So what if Ilya Rozanov was 100% straight and definitely trying to fuck with him? Scott still wasn't going to just stand there while fucking Rozanov flirted with his boyfriend.
(kip meets ilya at the mvp award night. they become friends <3)
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- Part 6 of the unexpected besties of the MHL
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10 Mar 2026
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hall of fame jane by goldengalaxies for TheirHighestMajesty, PoeticMacNCheese57
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
12 Feb 2026
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“ Okay!” St-Simon interrupted loudly. “Can we please go five fucking minutes without hearing about your fucking dick?”
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“You have a third message from: Jane. Gonna ride you so hard tonight.”
“Holy fuck!” Connors laughed. “This fuckin girl! No wonder she locked down Roz!”
St-Simon groaned. ”I just asked for five fucking minutes, man!” St-Simon whined. “Five!”
(for years cliff marlow deals with jane. one unfortunate bluetooth connection reveals more)
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- Part 13 of ways they didn't find out
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10 Mar 2026
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yuna hollander f*cks around and finds out by goldengalaxies
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
06 Feb 2026
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A little frantic, she grabbed a knife off the chopping block. Yes, she was aware this was a somewhat dramatic reaction to what she was sure was just her son cancelling his plans, but she wasn't going to find out empty handed like a fool from some budget slasher movie.
She yanked open the door to find… Ilya Rozanov?
He was naked.
She screamed.
“Ah!” Rozanov screamed back, grabbing a pillow from the bed and holding it to his crotch. “Blyat!”
Ilya Rozanov was in Shane’s bedroom. In Shane's apartment. Naked. Wearing nothing. Naked.
“Err-“ Rozanov broke the silence.
“Erm-” Yuna repeated, suddenly feeling flustered.
Burglars she could handle. Ilya Rozanov naked? Not so much.
(yuna goes to shane's apartment and gets the shock of her life)
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- Part 10 of ways they didn't find out
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10 Mar 2026
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This is the final straw, Shane thought, staring up at the enormous wall to wall billboard of Ilya in nothing but tight white Calvin Kleins.
(yuna adopts ilya as her second son via brand deals. shane suffers.)
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- Part 2 of from the inside
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10 Mar 2026
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Jackie
No offence but this is not what I expected from Shane’s girlfriend.Lily (Shane)
I know he is so boring and I am so funLily (Shane)
But opposites attract is the saying, no?Lily (Shane)
Also I am not girlfriendJackie
Why not!!Jackie
Sorry that was nosyLily (Shane)
Is okayLily (Shane)
Is complicatedLily (Shane)
But I cannot let him go because he gives head like championJackie
Girl!!!!!!(spreading the jackie & ilya bestie gospel!)
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- Part 7 of ways they didn't find out
- Part 3 of the unexpected besties of the MHL
- Part 6 of social media/texting hollanov
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10 Mar 2026
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“No, Ilya, stay.” The last word came out as a whine.
“Why is he calling you Ilya?” Pike asked.
"Why is he asking you to stay?” Hollander’s mom followed.
Ilya shrugged. “How would I know?”
Hollander lifted his arm out, as if reaching for Ilya. “Because I want him to stay.” It was said in a tone that seemed to say, 'obviously'.
“Shane,” Hollander’s dad started. “Um- what’s going on? I thought we hated Rozanov.” He seemed to realise what he’d said and glanced at Ilya. “Sorry.”
“Is fine.”
"No, I don't hate him. I love him."
Cliff's jaw was firmly hanging open, and he didn't think it was going to move anytime today. He felt as if he'd been punched in the stomach, all the air ripped away from his lungs.
"Am I dreaming?" Cliff muttered to himself.
Pike let out a strained laugh. "I think someone spiked my coffee this morning."
(cliff, ilya, hayden & shane's parents visit shane in hospital after the incident. a very drugged up shane cannot hide his feelings for ilya)
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- Part 3 of ways they didn't find out
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10 Mar 2026
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Outside of Ottawa by BetterLateThanNever
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Feb 2026
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A snow storm forces the Cens' team bus to seek shelter on the way back from a game. Luckily for them they are close to the cottage. Unluckily for Shane and Ilya, Shane is also at the cottage.
Set before Shane and Ilya are outed.
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10 Mar 2026
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Yuna finds a cigarette in Shane's laundry and discovers something new about her son.
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10 Mar 2026
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I can see it, your face is glowin' by joldiego
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Jan 2026
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Shane is stooped over to strap on his shin guards when his phone buzzes once in Hayden’s hand.
He doesn’t mean to tap the notification.
And oh god, does he wish he could un-tap the fucking notification.
Because why the fuck has Lily, Shane’s mysterious Boston hook-up of several years (no matter how fervently he denies it), sent him a picture of a fucking sonogram.
Black and white, blurry, and undeniably baby-shaped.
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Ilya makes a joke, Hayden breaks Shane’s phone, and a comedy of errors ensues.
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10 Mar 2026
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Worry Me Not by CherriChou
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Oct 2025
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But everything before the conference, he remembered perfectly well! He knew that he was the lord of Qing Jing Peak—though he couldn’t quite recall his discipleship or being appointed peak lord. He knew each and every one of the disciples he was master to, even if he struggled to remember small details like actually selecting them and bringing them onto the peak. He knew that he used to be a rather strict and harsh master—especially so with Luo Binghe—before he eased up and gradually became a bit more like the teacher he was nowadays. Even though he…couldn’t really remember…why he was so harsh…
Okay, so maybe Shen Qingqiu didn’t remember as much as he thought he did.
On the anniversary of the Immortal Alliance Conference, Shen Qingqiu forgets.
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06 Mar 2026
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Mnemosyne by ParueCake (MiraEyeteeth)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Feb 2026
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Shen Qingqiu develops a mysterious case of amnesia, and it is causing him to treat Yue Qingyuan very strangely.
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06 Mar 2026